Chapter 92: die of love 7
The current tour guide has changed, um, it should be the traditional costume of this love village. He smiled at Lin You, and the wrinkles on his face became more obvious.
"Miss Lin You, I'm here to invite you."
"invite me?"
Lin You looked around. Although this place was a bit remote, except for the wall behind him, there were no obstructions in the other three directions. In addition, she knows martial arts... Lin You stopped speaking, intending to respond to changes without change.
Seeing that Lin You didn't speak, the tour guide was a little anxious.
"Hey, today, Mr. Rose likes you two very much." The tour guide looked sincere. "So, I heard that you didn't have dinner, so I planned to invite you to eat with her."
invite me?
Lin You felt that this NPC probably didn't think he was a fool.
"Really, your boyfriend is there too."
"It's a surprise for you."
If you tell this to any girl, those girls will not believe it. Because the tour guide's face is really not like a good person. Lin You glanced at it for a while, and saw that the guide's hand behind him seemed to be holding something.
"That's great?"
"No, it won't be a marriage proposal."
The surprise on Lin You's face didn't seem to be fake. It seemed that the tour guide also succeeded in cheating for the first time.
Before preparing dinner for the group of tourists, Miss Violet next to Lord Rose came over and ordered him to separate Lin You and Deng Keqi. In the evening, Deng Keqi would go to Miss Rose by himself, and his task was, in Deng Keqi After he left, he brought Lin You to Lord Rose.
"What are you waiting for?" Lin You stretched out his hand and shook it in front of the tour guide. "Come on, Deng, he must not wait for the stool!"
In order to express his intimacy, Lin You reluctantly came up with a nickname. Convincing the tour guide that he was really willing, Lin You continued:
"I knew that the stool would not be so easy to like other women. Hey, I was too impulsive before and shouldn't have quarreled with him."
After speaking, Lin You quickened her pace and rushed to the front of the tour guide. As a result, in order to keep up with Lin You, the tour guide had to shut up and followed up.
"wait."
"Wait for me!"
But Lin You walked straight ahead as if he couldn't hear the tour guide's call.
"Huhu, I said wait for me!" The tour guide was a little angry, he couldn't imagine why Lin You had changed so much before and after "Look at you..."
"Sorry, I'm too impulsive." Lin You, who stopped, apologized embarrassedly. This is a fork in the road. "Well, where does Miss Rose live?"
"Hmph! You really are." The tour guide complained raggedly, "Master Rose's home is..."
"Ah, bugs!" Lin You pointed at the ground, it was pitch black now, and the tour guide couldn't see clearly for a while, "Ah, ah, I'm so scared. Woohoo, hurry up and kill it!"
"It's just a bug, you..." The tour guide thought that he hadn't found out about this woman Lin You before?
"No, I'm most afraid of bugs. I won't leave unless you step on them." Lin You's words were very firm.
"Okay!" The tour guide felt that this was not a big deal. It was just killing a bug. How much time could be wasted?
The tour guide bent down, narrowed his eyes, and carefully looked for the bug in Lin You's mouth. Then... Lin You jumped up and slammed his elbow against the tour guide's neck. The tour guide groaned, and there was no movement. I rubbed my elbow, it was painful. If it wasn't for the fact that he hadn't seen a single brick, stone, etc. along the way, Lin You wouldn't have attacked the tour guide with his elbow. Otherwise, if you continue to walk, the house of the rose is about to arrive. After Lin You dragged him to the side of the rose garden to cover him, she began to search.
npc male? Can it be a male?
Therefore, Lin You did not shy away from it at all, and cleaned the tour guide inside and out. With a machete hidden on his body, Lin You waved it, not very comfortable, and put it into the space grid. After searching again, I found an urn in the tour guide's backpack. It seems that this is the wife in his mouth.
Lin You didn't plan to move this thing. The tour guide said that he loved his wife, but he didn't really care about her, so there would be no...
"Snapped"
I don't know if it was because the box was not closed tightly or if the tour guide bought a fake urn for his wife, but the urn was scattered anyway.
"Yes, I'm sorry." The corner of Lin You's mouth twitched, she really didn't know that the box could roll over so easily. "What, your husband doesn't love you and doesn't let you go to earth for peace of mind, isn't it bad?"
"Madam, listen to my advice. Love is like sand in the hand. If you can't get it, you will raise it."
After Lin You finished speaking, every muscle in her body was tense, and there was no movement for a long time. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew, the ashes scattered, and the contents of the box were revealed.
It was in the shape of a rose.
Lin You didn't care too much, and took out the thing carefully. Surprisingly, it turned out to be a small bottle in the shape of a rose.
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the player for getting the props, rose perfume: some people live for love, some die for love, but roses make life better than death.
ps: Spraying it on a person will make that person fall in love with you deeply. "
Is this rose perfume? Lin You looked at this unexpected joy, and quickly hid the things in the space grid. Then a dagger was found in the tour guide's backpack.
This time, Lin You pinned the dagger to his waist. It seems that Lin You secretly said that even if her physical fitness has improved, she seems to prefer flexible and lightweight weapons.
As a result, the tour guide is almost useless. Lin You looked down at the embarrassed tour guide and sighed. She thought that maybe the tour guide's wife didn't like this guy either, otherwise why did she discover that bottle of rose perfume? Why do couples who don't love each other marry?
Of course, after solving the tour guide, Lin You didn't plan to sneak away like this. Since that Miss Rose is looking for her, then she has escaped today, but what about tomorrow? What about the day after tomorrow? Instead of hiding, it's better to be proactive.
Soon Rose's house arrived, and Lin You put an invisibility amulet on her body and broke in. Instead, she wanted to see what the netizens this Miss Rose set up for herself.
"Um, ha..."
"bump!"
Rose was lying on that huge bed, and she had taken off her mask now. The long black hair is loose, the plump red lips, and the flushed cheeks are charming after love. She is a true beauty comparable to a rose.
"What's wrong, my lord?" the girl in a purple veil quickly asked.
Rose looked at the man who had been kicked to the ground by her, and a trace of disgust flashed in her eyes.
"Humph! Useless thing!" Rose put on the translucent gauze and got up. "Having that lust, and not having that ability, is even worse than the men in my village who have been slept by me thousands of times."
"I didn't think so either." The girl in the purple gauze skirt was also indignant. "It's so useless, I think it's better to pair him with those old women in our village."
"The useless and the ugly are really a natural couple..."
"Snapped!"
"Shut up! Who allows you to be ugly!" Rose slapped the girl viciously, and then kicked the girl's stomach. Seeing that the girl didn't get up for a long time, she breathed a sigh of relief, "Really, you If you do this again, I will let you marry him."
The girl's body trembled, and she got up and knelt down.
"Okay, is Lin You here?" Rose sat back on the bed again. "If she comes, you should quickly carry this man to my bed. Oops, I see, this man is not worthy of Lin You."
"They are not true love."
Lin You's body trembled. She didn't know why Rose's words seemed to be mixed with... concern for herself?
"Yes, it should be coming soon." The girl stood up tremblingly and pulled Deng Keqi to the bed with difficulty.
Rose looked at this scene and smiled with satisfaction.
"Violet, you say, will Lin You thank me?"
"I let her see the real face of a man clearly, and let her not be blinded by false love. Is it good for her?"
"Maybe, she will fall in love with me." Rose's eyes were hazy. "She's so ugly, and there are stinky men cheating her. But my poor Lin You still wants to protect that stinky man."
Saying that, Rose began to cry, and it was really like rain.
"It's so pitiful, so miserable, woo woo woo."
Lin You: …
This woman is crazy.
Lin You vaguely remembered that when she first came here, this rose was hooking up with Deng Keqi. Why did it change in an instant? Become in love with yourself?
Also, are you ugly?
Does this rose seriously think so?
There are too many flaws, and Lin You has been unable to complain about anything. She thought that the woman Rose was going to kill her, but she didn't expect this to save herself, the errant girl.
So, the question is, should we go?
ten minutes later……
"Stool! Where are you?" Lin You opened the door impatiently and "ecstatically", and then, as Rose wished, saw the two bodies entangled on the bed.
"Ah ah ah, what are you doing!" Lin You walked in angrily, "You, you bastards!"
Deng Keqi's eyes were tightly closed, his face was pale, and it was estimated that he was going to die. But at this time, neither of the two women in the room cared about this man.
"What are we doing? Don't you know what to look at?" Rose stood up very candidly, Lin You subconsciously wanted to cover her eyes, but was stopped by Lin You's reason.
Lin You and Rose looked at each other.
"You, you have no shame!" Lin You spoke first, following the script she overheard from Rose before, "You actually seduce my boyfriend."
"It's you who is ugly and can't keep men." Rose was triumphant, as if she was a successful junior. "Now that you see this scene, you know it."
"You, not true love."
"We are not, are you and him?"
"Of course not! How can I like this kind of man?" Rose decisively denied, "I mean, we've all slept with the same man, so naturally we're friends."
Lin You: Girl, is your understanding of friends a little distorted?
"Then, do you want to try it with me?" Rose's face was calm, but she suddenly changed her face and looked at Lin You lovingly, "The reason why I robbed you of him is of course because I love you. ."
"what?"
The author has something to say: no lily, say it three times
There is a reason, I will explain it later, in fact, it has also explained part of it now
Because Lin You is ugly (not NPC aesthetic)