Chapter 134
Peck of Rice Immortal Fate Chapter 134
2020-11-07
Chapter 134 MisunderstandingFang Dou thought that to take in the girl, he only needed to provide three meals and one night.
The reality is, he keeps things simple.
In the early morning, the girl Hongluan hid in the room and did not come out, saying that she was not wearing makeup and could not see anyone.
Well, after the crisis passed, the young girl realized her embarrassment and began to confuse her.
So, Fang Dou is in trouble.
"Uh, I don't understand ancient cosmetics, or I'll just give you a set of Estee Lauder!"
Hong Luan twitched, sorry.
"I want Daishi, it's for thrush!"
"Fine powder for face!"
"And rouge!"
Fang Dou was finally able to interject, "I know this, smearing the lips."
The next moment, ushered in ruthless criticism.
"Rouge is used for cheeks, and lips are used for mouth fat!"
The straight man suffered 3,000 critical blows again, leaving his body and mind intact.
Hongluan still did not forget to remind, "Don't go to those small shops, not to mention the poor quality, often mixed with other things, it is best to go to the largest 'Pink Gold Square' in the county!"
Fang Dou pondered for a moment, "These things must be what you are used to in brotherel?"
Hongluan replied, "Yeah!"
"Then I will go and buy these , didn't you tell them directly that you are hiding here?"
Hongluan also noticed that something was wrong, a monk who lived alone one day suddenly went to the county town to buy rouge for women, knowing that there was something wrong.
County Magistrate's hands and eyes are all over the sky, how can you hide this trivial matter from him?
After being silent for a long time, Hong Luan said, "Even if I don't need makeup, I don't have any clothes to wash, and... what if the menstrual period is coming?"
Fang Dou covered his eyes. , what is this, directly giving yourself a burden?
The more I think about it, the more wrong it becomes. I took you in, how did I become a guardian!
"Please, little master!"
Fang Dou had to comfort her, "I'll think of a way first!"
When he stepped aside, he Patting his knees and sighing, still not enough to kill decisively, this is a kneeling girl!
It really doesn't work, they can only think of a way to enforce martial law. They are in the next county, and they are much freer.
It is precisely "you can't talk about people during the day, and you can't talk about ghosts at night", and the martial law is also not mentioned. He came just thinking of him.
Not only did I come here, but I also brought the Buddha's son from the Medicine Hall with him. This time, the two of them had a very harmonious relationship.
Behind them, more than a dozen burly monks followed.
"Fang Dou, this is the Buddha's son in the Hall of Medicine Master. You have seen it before, and now he is our friend."
"This time your things are shot, thanks to him Help, let's come and see you together!"
Fang Dou was a little surprised, his eyes fell on the Buddha in the Medicine Hall, and when he saw him smiling, he politely said, "many thanks Buddha!"
The Buddha of the Medicine Temple said quickly, "You are the brother of martial law, you don't need to see outsiders, just call my Dharma name, and you can practice morality!"
Fang Dou thought that the two were coming together, but there is What a big deal, but didn't expect, the other party really came to visit.
First, the property was delivered, and the property given by Fang Dou was exchanged for more than 100,800 silver coins, a lot of money, all wrapped up and placed on the burden.
"This, it seems that there is no pumping!"
Fang Dou questioned.
The martial law and the martial law smiled at each other, "Everyone is a friend, it's too outrageous to talk about this!"
Huahuajiaozi carry people, the other party is so good, Fang Dou can't You are polite, "Then I'll thank you all."
"I can't chat, let's serve the wine and food!"
The monk, who was quick-witted, brought a jar of good wine , along with the sumptuous dishes taken out, dozens of dishes were placed in front of the temple.
"You're welcome, let's chat while drinking!"
Fang Dou turned around, "Wait, I have sweet licorice and luwei here, use them together!"
The three of them are intertwined, you respect me, I advise you, and the relationship will get better when you drink and drink.
"Fang Dou, from now on, if you need any precious medicine ingredients, please tell me directly."
"We release the secret medicine, which is famous all over the world, and many are not leaked out. The treasures, I can find a way to get them for you!"
Jie Xing's tongue was big, he wrapped Fang Dou's shoulders and patted his chest to assure.
He picked up a bowl of sweet liquor and drank it all in one go, "Happy, your sweet liquor is so refreshing!"
Fang Dou was also slightly drunk, "Then I'll be many Thanks big brother!"
Perhaps because of drinking, Fang Dou not even think, began to ask, "Now, I have a matter, and I have to trouble the two big brothers?"
Martial law bowed his head and pinched the peanuts, carefully peeled off the red-clothed, without raising his head, while martial law waved his hand generously, "Speak!"
"I just want to buy some women's home clothes, Rouge gouache, and some commonly used items, I don't know..."
Whoosh, the martial law was too hard, the peanut shells were crushed, a few peanuts flew around, and his eyes widened.
quitting laughed heartily, "didn't expect ah, Fang Dou Little Brother, don't think you're young, but you got enlightened earlier than us."
"Tell us the truth. Say, did you secretly raise a woman?"
Fang Dou moved his neck with difficulty, "Almost!"
The martial law came back to his senses, "Fang Dou brother, you too It's too boring, get ahead of me..."
Aware of the slip of the tongue, he hurriedly lowered his head and drank to cover up lost self-control.
Jie Xing hugged Fang Dou warmly, "Good brother, it's useless for you to ask him about this, I'm the one who came here."
With martial law beside him, he was so depressed, in A low, muffled voice said, "That's not true, Jixing has raised eight outer chambers, so he definitely has experience."
Fang Dou is awe-inspiring, time management master!
"Women, you have to coax her to be happy, so that you can be loyal to you and serve you!"
"Seasonal clothes, new gouache, and jewelry made by Master , what do you buy? Don't be stingy!"
"Gold and silver jewelry are women's jewelry, and women are men's jewelry. You should remember this right!"
Fang Dou was stunned, you are bullying that there is no female boxing these days, dare to talk about the concept of objectifying women?
The more he talked, the more energetic he became, so he simply suggested, "Hand over the little lady you're illicitly raising and let us meet!"
Their clamorous voices were already alarmed. Red Luan.
The girl grew up in the complex environment of brotherel, and has long developed a sensitive mind.
This time the two monks came to visit, she was relaxed at first, and crept to the window to eavesdrop on the conversation.
"Little Monk, if you treat me as a shameless woman and let me show my face, I... I..." there's no way!
At this time, a word came to her ears like the sound of nature.
"Forgive the two big brothers, the younger brother is in this county and always wants to have a good reputation. This matter must not be leaked."
"Then you don't need to meet the woman. I've got the daily necessities, please also ask the big brother of Jiexing to help!"
Jiexing patted his chest, "Wrap it on me!"
He raised eight women, and he purchased daily There are so many things, just saving a few is enough here.
The martial law is depressed, thinking about going back this time, why do I have to find a woman, otherwise the three of them will chat with nothing in common!
Drinking from the evening until noon on the second day, the guests and the host enjoyed themselves.
After martial law and martial law left, two days later, a complete set of supplies was delivered, not through this county, but directly from the next county.
(end of this chapter)