Chapter 138: goblin forced marriage
Whether it is an ordinary meat bun or a meat bun with great merit, it is a meat bun, and Lin Hui doesn't want to be a meat bun at all.
At this time, she wanted to cry but had no tears. Who would be so unlucky as she was, when a strange earthquake suddenly occurred while filming an outdoor scene, the ground beneath her feet collapsed, and she rolled into the cracks in the ground.
But seeing the darkness all around, the tip of the nose smelled a strange stench, and suddenly a heart-piercing pain came from the wrist, and a moon-white light shone. With the help of aura, she found that she was in a pothole with uneven surroundings. Since the road leading to the surface of the hole was really tortuous, there was no light from outside entering the hole.
Her ward off evil bead can now give her light, but if it were an ordinary safe hole here, it wouldn't glow, and it stings again. She was wearing a costume here, and she didn't have a mobile phone on her body, so she couldn't help crying without tears.
Suddenly, she saw a ragged skeleton walking towards her in front of her, and one, um, two behind her.
Did something go wrong? !
Is this underground a haunted cave?
She doesn't want to be a meat bun in such a demon world, System, please take her out, she wants to die with dignity.
Green light flashed in the eyes of the three skeletons, and they staggered towards her. She took two steps back and suddenly stepped on something. Looking down, it turned out to be her prop sword.
This is a Longquan sword, because she has real kung fu, so the crew deliberately let her use a real sword, and shot some real close-up martial arts scenes, which made the play more watchable.
Although this Longquan Sword was polished brightly, its peak tenacity was actually blunt, but it was better than nothing.
Terrible crew! Before filming started, the heroine was eaten by heart-eating insects. Now, is her heroine going to be eaten by ghosts again? What curse was that?
Lin Hui had no choice. When the few skeletons approached and reached out to her, she felt ruthless, adding two to one to five, swiftly slashing three swords, three skeleton heads fell to the ground, and the skeleton body fell to the ground.
Lin Hui secretly said: Auntie, I was the number one in martial arts in the world before...
Two more skeletons with halberds walked out in front, and Lin Hui was dumbfounded: Yabi Butterfly!
The speed of the two skeletons holding halberds was much faster than the three NPCs just now. The two skeletons attacked her from left to right, and shot her heart with double guns. Lin Hui fell on his back, his body rotated, and the sword edge swept in a circle. The sword had already cut off the leg bones of two skeletons.
Then she quickly made a sword and chopped off their skulls, but their hand bones were still moving, so she couldn't help but make two more swords.
Just when she breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to rest, she suddenly sent a powerful shield all over her body, a huge black shadow was bounced off by her shield, and there was one less evil bead in her hand.
Lin Hui was startled, if it wasn't for the evil bead, she would have just become the ghost's snack.
But he got up again after being shaken away. Although the speed at this time was not as fast as before, she didn't feel it, but it was also very thrilling.
Lin Hui raised his sword and fought it through ten moves, but they couldn't stand still. Lin Hui had many martial arts in ancient times, but in modern times, he couldn't use it because he had no internal strength.
The tall skeleton rushed towards her again, his pair of "white bone claws" seemed to be made of steel, and her sword could not hurt it several times.
The skeleton will not be tired, but Lin Hui is already very tired. She retreats again and again, and her prop sword is already bent. She looks around, and when the skeleton monster pounces again, a lazy donkey rolls and scoops up the ground. The big knife dropped by the skeleton warrior slashed the top of the "white bone steel claw" skeleton with one move.
Its "white-boned steel claws were broken into two pieces. Lin Huizheng breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly three tall half-skeletons popped out. Quickly rushed towards her, she couldn't see their silhouettes at all.
Just listening to the bang bang bang bang, under their frantic slaughter, her ward off evil beads decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Buddha! Sanqing! help!
System, please let me explode on the spot, take me away, I don't want to be bitten by ghosts! I don't want to die like this!
I saw that there was only one of her warding off evil beads left in an instant, and the three corpse warriors were also severely injured, but they would not give up eating her to replenish their energy.
Their speed was slow, Lin Hui held the halberd and fought with the three of them, finally beheading them all.
Suddenly, a man walked out of the pit, with black hair **** with a white jade hairpin, white clothes like snow, and handsome appearance, he turned his head and looked at her for a long while.
Originally, Lin Hui was still a little surprised, but there was a stinging pain from the bead on her wrist, and Lin Hui was startled to realize that this was not a human being.
Under the brilliance created by the warding off evil bead, she found that his face was very white, a kind of pale, and his facial muscles were expressionless.
He suddenly raised his head and howled, and the whole cave shook. Lin Hui's back was now all wet. She looked at the zombie's teeth in the mouth of that "person", and ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped in her heart.
His howl is like a wolf howling to the moon, it's natural, because he always wakes up his stomach before the big meal starts.
His cry became more and more terrifying, Lin Hui was so frightened that she couldn't urinate. Suddenly, the last ward off evil bead in her hand was stimulated by demonic energy, and a shield burst out.
do not do that!
Before the darkness completely covered her, she had tears in her eyes and said something: "No, Mom, I'm going home... ah..."
She suddenly felt cold all over, and the zombies caught her!
I just felt dizzy and nauseous, my ears were windy, and my hands and feet hurt.
It turns out that this is the taste of being eaten by zombies!
After an unknown amount of time, Lin Hui felt that she had died, and she would return to the system...
She was pitted to death, and a king was a meat bun in the world of demons.
Her face hurts, will her face still hurt when she dies?
"Little sweetheart! Little darling!" Suddenly a familiar voice called her.
Lin Hui opened her eyes, but when she saw "Yuan Suiyun" beside her, she rolled her eyes and found that it was a cave with two night pearls in it.
"Yuan Suiyun" smiled and said, "Little sweetheart, you are not dead, I rescued you from the tomb of Prince Yue."
Lin Hui recovered and said, "Are you Mo Qiao?"
This person was Mo Qiao. Suddenly, he withdrew from the illusion, revealing the head of a black snake with long horns. Lin Hui had seen something more terrifying than this, so it was actually pleasing to the eye.
Mo Qiao said: "It's me, I don't want you, I found out that you were filming 50 miles away, so I went to look for you, and then I heard that there was an earthquake and you were missing, so I guessed that you were kidnapped by that thing, and quickly Go down to the ground to find you. Fortunately, I was able to rescue you in time."
Lin Hui said: "There are zombies there! There are also a lot of skeletons. I beat three of them, and two more powerful ones came out. Then I knocked them down, and the Four Great Kings came out. Finally, a zombie leader came out and howled at me. His cry broke my shield."
She was a little incoherent, like saying it out, venting all the fear in her heart.
Mo Qiao said, "Don't be afraid, I'm safe here."
Lin Hui knew that she didn't have any warding off evil beads at this time, which everyone knew, and said, "You won't eat me?"
Mo Qiao said, "I want to marry you as my wife, why would I be willing to eat you?"
Lin Hui was stunned, looking at Mo Qiao with the snake head, sadness, against the current.
Lin Hui said, "I don't want to marry..."
Mo Qiao said softly: "Little sweetheart, the grace of saving life, it is natural and righteous to promise each other with one's body, this is fate."
Lin Hui couldn't help but slumped, holding the stone bed with her hands, and roaring like a poor girl, "I don't want to have this fate with you!"
Mo Qiao said: "Good madam, do you think I'm ugly? In another year, I will be eight hundred years old, and then I can fully transform into a human form. As long as we have not eaten people, we will transform into a human form. It must be a beautiful man. Now, I can also use illusion, I can become any beautiful man, you don’t have to be afraid.”
Lin Hui got up and said, "I want to go home!"
Mo Qiao said, "Not now! You'd better be good, I don't want to hurt you. I really want to live and fly with you."
Lin Hui said: "Different races and different paths for human beings and monsters, there is hardly any happiness."
Mo Qiao sighed: "How many monsters have married women in the world, and they have had happiness. I have been practicing for hundreds of years, and I have survived so much loneliness. Finally, that day, I saw you filming on the lake, and I looked at you from the bottom of the water. I'm in love with you. Isn't this a fate bestowed on me by God?"
Lin Hui said, "Don't like me. In fact, there are many girls like me in the world. It's just that you have been in the country for a long time and haven't seen them."
Mo Qiao said, "Ordinary woman, how can you be so beautiful? I have lived for eight hundred years and I have seen more people than you."
Lin Hui went out of her way and said, "Are you blind? I'm a flat-chested loli. It's better for you to find a beautiful woman."
Mo Qiao said, "I happen to like women with small breasts, but women with **** have bad temperament."
Lin Hui thought about it and said with a bit of rogue: "I just saved enough money to go to breast augmentation next year. It can be seen that our aesthetics are different. You can't stop me from pursuing the perfection in my mind."
Mo Qiao said: "It is very dangerous for human beings to have breast augmentation. It's better to do this. I will use magic to make your **** bigger. It's safe and painless..."
Lin Hui was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. She was so excited that she hugged her chest and looked at Mo Qiao in horror.
Is it so cruel?
Lin Hui said, "I don't believe in magic, so don't mess around!"
Mo Qiao smiled naively, but he was still the head of a snake, and his smile was very permeating.
Lin Hui said, "Let me go back, the crew will be anxious."
Mo Qiao said: "It doesn't matter if you delay for a day or two. You are scared today. Take a rest. Tomorrow we will get married. I will be your husband when I enter the bridal chamber, and then I will go to live with you on earth."
Lin Hui: …
...
When Xie Haotian returned to the mainland from Hong Kong, he did not really take him back to the capital, but came to the film and television shooting base. Ma Chengyi and the members of the special case team also had internal injuries, and they all returned to the capital to recuperate.
When he arrived at the base, he heard that there had been a landslide at the filming location, and Lin Hui had fallen into the crack of the ground for half a day and a night.
Xie Haotian felt the corpse qi. Although such zombies were not his opponents, he did not use fire spells, so he was afraid that they would not be able to eliminate them. Therefore, he did not want to disturb people for the time being, but just wanted to save them first.
He turned into a blue rainbow and entered the crypt, and found that there was indeed her breath in the cave, but there was no **** smell of her. From this, it could be judged that she was not bitten to death by a zombie. He found her prop sword, looked at the destruction of the prop sword, and the skeletons that were cut off, he couldn't help but stunned, this girl is not only bold, but also has some skills.
He walked into the cave and found that there was a thousand-year-old sarcophagus there. It was daytime, and he held back his breath again. The thousand-year-old zombie did not come out.
He checked that there was no Lin Hui in the cave, but he finally smelled the breath of a serpent on the stone wall. The water dragon became a dragon in five hundred years, a dragon in a thousand years, a horned dragon in five hundred years, and a dragon in a thousand years. .
Jiao Snake is also his junior, so he can't smell it wrong.
It should be the snake that snatched Lin Hui from the zombie's mouth. He took a talisman to seal the zombie's sarcophagus first, lest he had absorbed enough magic energy and was stimulated by Lin Hui's blood, and he might go out at night. hurt.
After that, ask the people in Bureau S to send another person to secretly remove them.
...
Lin Hui looked at the red silk that Mo Qiao had taken from somewhere, and was busy arranging the wedding hall, placing melons and fruits, and cooking a few dishes for her on the stove by herself.
Mo Qiao put on the red wedding dress and said, "Madam, it's getting late, you should put on the wedding dress quickly."
Lin Hui said, "Should you be in such a hurry? If you like me, then you should date first, and then decide to get married after seeing your parents..."
Mo Qiao smiled and said: "Madam, I treat you sincerely, don't lie to me. I know you have some mysterious friends. If I let you out like this, how can you still marry me? Only we are husband and wife, and we are born together. When the rice is cooked, I can be friends with them in the future."
Raw rice cooked rice, what kind of words did he use!
Is she really going to sleep with a snake tonight?
System, what world did you throw me into? System, you come out, I promise not to kill you!
Lin Hui said, "Where did you find the wedding dress? Someone else wore the rest, right?"
Mo Qiao smiled and said, "Steal from your crew, it's new."
Lin Hui: …
Mo Qiao said softly, "Madam, are you going to put it on yourself, or let your husband do it for you?"
Of course, Lin Hui couldn't choose the latter, so she had to change it slowly. It was obviously modern. She was originally in a costume drama, but now this goblin stole the costume and wanted to marry her.
Mo Qiao came in again and said, "Ma'am, the auspicious time has arrived. Come out to worship. I can't come in, so let's go to the bridal chamber first."
Lin Hui felt that this snake spirit must be a black belly. She had to obediently go out first, and she would become a bun if she met the goblin first in the world of martial arts.
Lin Hui thought for a while and said, "Mo Qiao, then I'm really marrying you today, won't you take a picture of our worship? What if I don't recognize you when I go outside?"
Mo Qiao nodded and said, "That's right. When it's so important, how can you not take a picture? I'll go get my phone."
Lin Hui almost dropped her chin and said, "Do you still use a mobile phone for a snake? Who do you call?"
Mo Qiao said: "I like the novelty of the world very much, and I also keep pace with the times while cultivating. Madam, don't worry, I won't be a **** when I go out to live."
After saying that, he happily went to get his mobile phone and tripod. Lin Hui originally wanted him to go outside to find a mobile phone, but how could it be delayed for a long time, but also thought that this is not an ordinary snake, this is a person who can take selfies with a mobile phone snake.
Lin Hui couldn't help caressing her face and spit dry.
"Ma'am, I've adjusted it, let's go to the church."
Lin Hui said, "I'll go take a look."
Mo Qiao didn't stop her at this time. Lin Hui saw that it was a new mobile phone, and then turned to take a selfie, as if suddenly remembered, and said, "Mo Qiao, do you have a makeup bag, I don't look good, my eyebrows are too light, Without lipstick, the aura is not enough."
"Cosmetic bag... there is no such thing..."
Lin Hui said, "Why are you so poor, you don't even give me a lipstick, so can people see it in the mirror?"
Mo Qiao said, "You look good without lipstick."
Lin Hui said: "These are all excuses for poor ghosts to deceive women. Marriage, whether ancient or modern, which bride doesn't wear bright red lip makeup?"
Mo Qiao was a little embarrassed and said, "That's not it now."
Lin Hui sat aside and said, "I don't care. If you don't give me a lipstick, I will ignore you."
Mo Qiao said, "Ma'am, I'll buy it for you in the future. Let's go to the church first. You can't hold on for long if you lose your temper."
Lin Hui said, "Who dragged it? You are poor, and you want someone to marry! In our world, if there is no house, no car, no job, and no savings, which girl would marry?"
Mo Qiao said: "There will be some in the future. You can feel wronged today, and I will do whatever you want in the future. Come over to worship, if you don't, then go to the bridal chamber."
Lin Hui suddenly stood up and said, "When you enter the bridal chamber, when you enter the bridal chamber, you know that you are in the bridal chamber! Why don't you find a female snake instead of me?"
Mo Qiao said: "You don't have racial prejudice. You see me now as poor and ugly. One day, I will be very handsome, and I will make a lot of money."
Lin Hui couldn't help but stroked his forehead and said, "Mo Qiao, which bodhisattva did you send down to the grandson?"
Mo Qiao smiled and said: "Madam, I have lived for eight hundred years, what have I not seen? I know all your tricks. Don't be afraid when you are in the bridal chamber, I already have a body, but I try my best to Perfect, without accumulating enough skill, you will not be transformed into a human face. This transformation is only once, you must be cautious, the monster who takes this step hastily will become a big ugly man if you are not careful."
Lin Hui: "You are still a beauty-loving demon."
Mo Qiao smiled and said, "You will know my benefits in the future, Madam, come and visit the church."
Lin Hui took the red silk handed over by him without a choice, and said to herself, "God, it's really not what I want, even if I'm going to be harassed by a snake in this life. Don't count me as being unrighteous in the future. , I don't recognize it, I was forced to worship..."
"Waiting for the heavens and the earth!" Mo Qiao shouted the password, pointing her to worship in the direction of a hole.
Just as Lin Hui was about to bow down helplessly, a gust of wind suddenly blew in, and in front of him stood a long, jade-like man in a black trench coat, still as cold and handsome.
Lin Hui, like the Red Army joining forces, hurried over: "Uncle police officer! You are here at the right time. Please educate this comrade. It is already the 21st century, and marriage is independent!"