Chapter 140: spoof story · divorce
Ten years later.
Although the Jianghu emergency group has renewed their contract for another five years, they have been together for ten years. However, when the time to renew the contract was about to expire, there was still news that they were about to disband.
Just like rumors about couples breaking up and getting married, and rumors about married couples getting pregnant, divorced, and cheating, these reporters have been consistently annoying for ten years and never tire of it.
The news of Wu Yu and An Zihan's feud was also brought up again. Fans of the two families have been pinching for ten years, and they have all expressed their feelings for each other. From the very beginning, it was very intense, and now it is a kind of growth.
However, on this day, Wu Yu suddenly posted a Weibo, which caused an uproar.
Wu Yu: @An Zihan get a divorce. [picture]
The picture is a divorce agreement.
Weibo exploded that day.
Beautiful girl AF: What's the situation? divorce? Is it the one I understand?
Su Buzhe: This...Congratulations to the male god, you like to mention being single?
Lan Shui Lan: What's the situation? It's not April Fools' Day! Could it be that the two of them immigrated together a while ago to get married?
Amy: A ten-year-old fan, but suddenly lost, how do you tear it up this time?
Lin Xiaopang: Could it be that it was not because of discord, but it was so good that they were all married, but now...the marriage has changed?
Professional goose catcher: It should be two male gods coming out of the closet, but now suddenly divorce, I can't bear it! The world is so crazy, I'm going back to Mars.
An Zihan went crazy after reading Weibo, threw his phone aside, looked at the empty house, and was speechless for a while.
In the third year of his relationship with Wu Yu, he got married passionately.
It was a flash of inspiration. Immediately after that, the immigration application was submitted, and the marriage was obtained immediately after immigration.
The two of them bought the current house together as a wedding room, and they lived together carefully after they got married.
Over the years, they also lived peacefully without any scandals. Many people almost forgot that An Zihan used to be a playboy.
In the next two years, the conflict between him and Wu Yu became more and more serious.
He did it before, Wu Yu could endure it, and thought he was cute.
At the time of the seven-year itch, Wu Yu couldn't bear it anymore, broke out directly, and even planned to get a divorce bluntly.
The two of them didn't openly open their relationship, and they didn't openly come out of the closet, they just announced their divorce.
Originally, it was okay to leave in private, but Wu Yu had to put it on the bright side. It seems that this time he was determined.
The reason for the divorce is this: Wu Yu suddenly had a strong scandal a year ago.
After Wu Yu's first assistant became rational, he didn't throw away the gift that Xia Xu'er gave him, but put it away, and suddenly exposed the contents of the album a year ago.
Xia Xuer was single, and Wu Yu was also "single", and many people took out the movie clips they both made and said they were a good match.
In addition, Xia Xu'er didn't continue to entangle after Wu Yu became red, she didn't rub the heat, and she didn't tear it apart. She was a good person, and a group of people clamored for them to get back together.
Since then, An Zihan has been very upset.
After all, even if he has acted in these years, he is considered a person with zero scandals. Wu Yu has been entangled with a woman for so many years, which is really annoying.
Then, a month ago, Wu Yu suddenly went for a tan.
A handsome young man who used to be very handsome, suddenly turned black and white, with a mouth and white teeth, looking at him, I really don't know what to think.
An Zihan didn't like what he looked at, so he had a big fight with Wu Yu and asked Wu Yu to get it back, but Wu Yu didn't listen.
An Zi was so angry that he committed another death. He found a girl to help him pose for a photo, took a group photo on the bed, and sent a message: I found out that the girl is better.
Wu Yu didn't reply, and directly dragged him into the black.
He also called Wu Yu, and Wu Yu immediately shut down.
He didn't take it seriously, thinking about coaxing Wu Yu back when he was jealous, but when he got home, he found that Wu Yu had emptied his things.
Looking at Weibo again, Wu Yu has already posted a Weibo announcing the divorce.
He shook the room and saw a divorce agreement on the coffee table, he immediately picked it up and shredded it.
He went upstairs irritably, entered the bedroom, and saw another divorce agreement on the bed.
"Fuck!" An Zihan shredded again.
He went into the bathroom to take a shower, and there was another divorce agreement in the bathtub. He finally picked up the agreement and looked at it, then sighed.
Sitting on the edge of the bathtub, he took a closer look at the agreement.
Then he quickly left the bathroom, rushed downstairs and picked up his mobile phone again, and retweeted Weibo quite stubbornly: OK, I have signed. // Wu Yu: @An Zihan get a divorce. [picture]
After finishing the transfer, he put down his phone and started crying, crying while walking upstairs, still scolding Wu Yu for being an idiot.
He's really not that good.
He has a bad temper, has a bad personality, and is very distracted in the early days.
But when he and Wu Yu were together, he was absolutely wholeheartedly good to Wu Yu. When he grew up, he never thought that he would fall in love for ten years and marry someone, and he still didn't change his mind after marriage.
Now this big pig's hoof is going to divorce!
Wu Yu doesn't want him anymore.
Holding the phone, he opened the group and started scolding: Wu Yu, you stinky idiot.
An Zihan: You scumbag, do you really think you don't want me? Lao Tzu has long looked down on you.
An Zihan: Get out of here!
Wu Yu: I will ask the assistant to pick it up.
An Zihan: Haha, I don't even dare to see you, right?
Wu Yu: I don't want to see you anymore.
An Zihan: Fuck! you wanna die.
Wu Yu: I will ask the assistant to tell you the time and place to go through the divorce procedures.
Wu Yu left the group chat.
An Zihan: Did you see it too? How excessive is he!
Su Jinli: But you cheated.
An Zihan: I was posing for a photo, so I can't see it because I'm blind?
Su Jinli: But it's too much.
An Zihan: Wu Yu is not too much? Send it directly to Weibo without saving any face for me.
Su Jinli: I also persuaded him, but he ignored it.
An Zihan: Scumbag! #%@%@…#…#￥! 【Crazy curse】
Su Jinli: Soothe your emotions first, I'll go to work first.
An Zihan: @fanqianting@changsiyin
Fan Qianting left the group chat.
Chang Siyin: Zihan, don't be impulsive...
Chang Siyin: But I can't help you much.
Chang Siyin quit the group chat.
An Zihan suddenly felt that he had betrayed his relatives and left, and lay on the bed and began to cry. I cried for hours until I fell asleep.
After waking up, it was still an empty room, and suddenly I started thinking about Wu Yu.
Although Wu Yu is boring, has a bad personality, and always likes to slap him, Wu Yu is actually a good man.
Thinking about it carefully now, it is true that he went too far. After fighting with Wu Yu for a year, he even made a big death when he took the bed.
The more he thought about it, the more sad he felt, so he could only call Su Jinli.
An Ziyan actually answered the phone, and asked him in a low voice, "What's the matter, Jin Li is asleep."
"I don't want a divorce."
"This time it is indeed Wu Yu who has gone too far. I support you not to forgive him, let him regret it."
"But brother, I really like him, and I don't want to divorce."
"Oh, then you can have a good chat with Wu Yu." An Ziyan was like grass on the wall, not suitable for complaining at all.
An Zihan calmed down for two more days. Just when he felt better, he wanted to chat with Wu Yu, and found that Wu Yu had really sent an assistant to get the divorce agreement.
An Zihan immediately blew up, scolded his assistant, and then forced his assistant to take him to see Wu Yu.
When he arrived at Wu Yu's residence, An Zihan found that Wu Yu had bought a new house by himself. He had no idea about it.
He strode in, looked around, and finally found Wu Yu's room.
Wu Yu was leaning against the head of the bed, sitting on the bed reading the script, when he saw An Zihan suddenly coming, he couldn't help but be stunned, and asked, "What are you doing here?"
"I don't leave!"
"Didn't you already sign it?"
"You don't want to let me go! I will fight you to the end."
Wu Yu couldn't help frowning and continued to read the script.
An Zihan closed the door, walked in and got on the bed, sitting on Wu Yu's lap, scolding, "Damn scumbag."
Wu Yu ignored him.
"I won't make you proud, you are single, don't you want to get back with your ex-girlfriend?" An Zihan asked again.
"You don't have to worry about that."
An Zihan became anxious after hearing this, and stretched out her legs to show Wu Yu: "Does she have as long as my legs?"
Wu Yu ignored him.
"Is she white with me?"
Wu Yu still ignored it.
An Zihan took Wu Yu's script and threw it aside, held up Wu Yu's face and started kissing, not daring to ignore it, and a little eager.
Wu Yu raised his back, An Zihan became anxious, pressed Wu Yu to keep him from moving, and continued to kiss.
Wu Yu did not refuse, but did not respond.
An Zihan actually cried for himself, kissing while crying, only when he touched Wu Yu did he realize how reluctant he was.
Then he helped Wu Yu, and then sat up and moved by himself, crying while moving, and stopped scolding Wu Yu, and began to apologize to Wu Yu: "I was mad at you on purpose, just posing for a photo, I don't want to divorce, I I love you so much... I'm jealous because I like you so much."
The back seemed to be comfortable, and while choking and humming, he leaned over to kiss Wu Yu.
Wu Yu stared at An Zihan, wanted to laugh several times, but finally held back.
When the two of them were healed, An Zihan got excited again, and asked Wu Yu confidently: "Can others make you so happy?"
Wu Yu put his chin on An Zihan's shoulder and asked An Zihan, "Did you read the divorce agreement carefully?"
"Look at it."
"Where did we register our marriage?"
"What are you asking this for?"
"What is the text of the divorce agreement?"
"Chinese."
"You fool."
An Zihan finally reacted, pushed Wu Yu away, looked at Wu Yu's face and asked, "So you are bluffing me?"
"I don't do it hard and you'll never realize you're wrong."
"You...you are courting death!"
"Only you can make me feel so good, how could I find someone else, you have been suspicious for nine years, and broke out for one year, in these ten years, have you seen me cheating? once?"
"..." Are you making a big noise?
"Do you know what's wrong?"
An Zihan quickly wiped away his tears and started to beat Wu Yu, but Wu Yu held it down after a few moments: "Don't make trouble, you've been so tossing, you haven't had **** for more than a month, come again. "
the next day.
An Zihan: @wuyu husband I was wrong.
Comment:
Wu Yu: Good.
Then Wu Yu deleted his announced divorce Weibo.
Qian Mo, the weakest person in the universe: If you don't understand, ask, is this... coming out in disguise and making it public? In such a chic way?
Lazy Laan dě: There are so many flaws, I don't know where to start for a while.
Aiya Shiran: Are celebrities now so publicized first and then suppressed?
Da Da Da Da Meow: I said they are not on good terms? ! Can we get a divorce? wait, divorce?
Jijimo: My whole body is messed up now, the two of them... Who is 0 and who is 1? Shall we bet?
Nemo: In this situation, what can I say? Hundred Years of Harmony? Rainbow after the storm? Sister Zihan, stop making trouble, your husband will divorce you!