Chapter 185 I’ll take care of it!
The boss was shocked! !
To be precise, I was stunned, and it took me more than ten seconds to react.
The expression was like seeing gold, and his mouth was almost watering.
"Of course, but sir, can I ask, what is your budget? We have to arrange the specifications based on your budget."
"Budget." The man smiled awkwardly: "Aren't you buying a cemetery and getting services? I'll add another 40,000, for a total of 100,000. Do you have enough?"
"What?" The boss frowned, with a look of disgust on his face, and explained in an impatient tone: "I'm sorry, sir, we can't fulfill your request, and it's impossible for you to pay for it."
"I'll do the math for you, and you'll know."
"If we follow the Godfather's specifications, we must first have the feeling of a gangster. Then at least 100 people must be invited, all wearing suits and sunglasses."
"How much does this cost alone?"
"The appearance fee for each person is RMB 100, and the clothes are at least RMB 150 to RMB 200, right? Not counting the rehearsal expenses, these alone will cost at least RMB 20,000 to RMB 30,000!"
"At least dozens of elegiac couplets are needed. If you look for a master, a pair will cost at least several thousand or even tens of thousands. Even the cheap ones cost more than 100. The total here is at least several thousand yuan."
"As for the last item, we need a rock band. Aren't you making an international joke? Which rock singer is willing to sing a funeral for your family? How unlucky? You still need a famous one, let alone tens of thousands of dollars, and hundreds of thousands of families don't have it. Will definitely come.”
"If I promise you, I will pay you back this time."
After listening to the boss's calculation, the man looked a little embarrassed, and he smiled and said: "Boss, if it doesn't work, you can lower the standard, but I can only give out 100,000, so you can make less."
"No, no, no!" The boss waved his hand and refused without even thinking: "No need to talk. This is not a question of making less money, but a question of losing money. You'd better find someone else to handle it. I can't do it!"
After saying that, he ignored the man and walked towards Lin Yuan. It seemed that he was planning to give up on the customer completely.
But the man was unexpectedly reluctant.
"Boss, it's not that I'm demanding, it's my brother's last wish during his lifetime. He hopes that when he dies, he can be as good as his godfather."
"He also loved playing rock and roll, and he hoped that when he died, his guests could experience the fun of rock and roll."
"Boss, just help me, okay?"
Seeing the man's pleading tone and longing eyes, the boss remained unmoved.
After all, he is not a philanthropist. If a random person told him this, he would not be able to do business.
So he ignored the man at all and looked at Lin Yuan with a smile: "I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Let's talk about houses. It's funny to say that you are a house seller and I am also a house seller, but I It’s selling houses to dead people!”
"Now I have to buy a house from you. I wonder if you can take care of my business in the future!"
Lin Yuan was speechless when he heard this. What does it mean?
Are you cursing me to death?
Want me to take care of your business?
I'm interested in your commission, but you're interested in my life?
But what Lin Yuan said next surprised everyone.
"Okay, I can give you a business deal now. If you succeed, will you buy my house?"
The boss was stunned. He was just joking.
He didn't expect Lin Yuan to answer like this, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
He was stunned for a long time before he managed to squeeze out a few words: "Really or not?"
Lin Yuan smiled and shrugged: "It's more real than gold!"
"Uh." The boss hesitated for two seconds and then replied firmly: "Okay! I also want to buy a house. If you can give me a gift, I will definitely buy it!"
"You are rightEveryone has heard it and helps me to testify!!"
Lin Yuan stood up, looked at the man opposite, and said calmly: "I'll take your order for the boss!"
As soon as these words came out
Everyone at the scene was dumbfounded.
The photographer was stunned.
The boss' eyes almost popped out of his head.
The man also opened his mouth in surprise.
Netizens in the live broadcast room called Lin Yuan crazy.
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——[Crazy, crazy! ! You're trying to make a fool of yourself. As an outsider, I can figure out that this deal is a sure win or not, but Lin Yuan helped the boss take it. You're not helping, you're just hurting people! 】
——[Don’t worry, Lin Yuan dares to speak, he must have his reasons. Don’t forget, he has encountered things so many times, and he is still alive and kicking. I believe him. 】
——[Although I believe him, I still think it’s incredible. According to the customer’s specifications, it’s impossible to win without 200,000. And this is the lowest allocation. If it is higher, it could be several million. I really can’t figure out why Lin Yuan does this. Could it be that he plans to contribute the money himself? 】
——[I don’t know what you are worried about. When has Lin Yuan ever let you down? This guy is a thief, let him pay? It was almost as if the sun was rising from the west, so I guessed that he had already thought about how to deal with it. 】
After the man came to his senses, he shouted excitedly: "Really? Are you really willing to help me?"
But as soon as he finished speaking, the boss quickly interrupted: "That's nonsense, I didn't agree with Ang What he said doesn't count!!"
Then he looked at Lin Yuan and said with an angry face: "What's wrong with you? I took the initiative to call you to introduce the house, and you came to harm me? Is it your fault if I lose the money?"
Lin Yuan smiled faintly and nodded: "Okay, the loss is mine!"
Phew
The boss couldn't hold it back and sprayed out on the spot. He looked at Lin Yuan in disbelief: "You're not kidding me, are you?"
"No!" Lin Yuan waved his hand: "Not only will I not let you lose, I will also let you earn at least 20,000. If you can't do it, I will make up for it!"
Hiss
The boss was shocked and numb!
His eyes were as wide as ping pong balls.
His mind kept searching for any way to save money on this funeral.
No!
Unexpected!
You can't even protect your capital, let alone make money, and you have to make more than 20,000.
Isn't this an international joke?
With a doubtful attitude, the boss never dared to nod in agreement.
Until Lin Yuan waved his hand impatiently: "I've already given you the opportunity. I'll give you another 5 seconds to think about it. If you don't dare, let it go."
"5!"
"4!"
"Wait, wait!!" The boss panicked and quickly interrupted: "Okay! I agree! I'll do as you say! But tell me first, how do you solve it? His request is too expensive. ah!"
Lin Yuan smiled and replied: "You will handle all the funeral-related matters. I am only responsible for helping you deal with the issues of 100 people wearing suits coming to send funerals, elegiac couplets, and rock bands."
Hearing this, the boss looked shocked and said in astonishment: "If these can be solved, then there will definitely be no problem on my side, but...how do you solve it?"
"You don't have to worry about this. Just reimburse me when the time comes. I told you to earn at least 20,000 yuan. After excluding the money for the cemetery, there is still 20,000 yuan left. I will use the 20,000 yuan to help you get it done!"