Chapter 197: Taibai's strategy
Both Lao Tzu and Tongtian were present, Taibaijinxing told the truth, that the Jade Emperor wanted his six daughters to worship under Tongtian Gate, and Tongtian couldn't help being stunned.
Lao Tzu almost didn't hold it, and smiled: "Third brother, the Jade Emperor is sincere, so you should agree."
Tongtian said: "It's impossible! The Jade Emperor's daughter is even more boring than Xian'e in Heaven. She is all thinking of the world. When she is a maid under my seat, won't the Three Realms laugh at me to death?"
Lao Tzu said, "That's not what you said. The Jade Emperor is the Jade Emperor..."
Tongtian said: "Isn't it better to send eldest brother to the palace? I remember that hundreds of thousands of years ago, eldest brother was the most popular among female fairies."
In the end, Taibaijinxing only has the cultivation base of Jinxian, so he is just this "Yuan" immortal. He doesn't know what happened hundreds of thousands of years ago. He can't help but look at the "old man" and guess seven or eight points.
Lao Tzu said: "I have absolutely no such intentions, third brother, you are out of character, if you are accompanied by beautiful women..."
"Brother, stop making such jokes. I'll go, okay?"
Taibaijinxing had some idea in his heart and said, "Uncle, why don't you explain it to the Jade Emperor in person, so that he won't always ask me to do these things."
Tongtian said: "You can just ignore him."
Taibaijinxing said: "The Jade Emperor who welcomed him to heaven to be the co-lord of the three worlds, everyone agreed. If you don't give him a bit of face, the gods and demons of the three worlds will be in chaos again. What should I do?"
Lao Tzu thought for a while and said, "Tai Bai is right. The second brother is married. This matter is known to all three worlds, and the Jade Emperor's family is already in jeopardy."
Tongtian said: "He is in danger and he is in danger, it's no big deal."
Even if Lao Tzu is a bit biased, he is a wise man who enlightens the human race. He said, "Before finding someone to replace Zhang Bairen, he has to sit in that position. If his position is unstable at this time, who will handle all the trivial matters in the Three Realms? Disposal? The Three Realms are in chaos, and if it leads to a catastrophe, it will not be a good thing."
Several saints have no intention to deal with the trivial matters in the heavenly court, and even people with power and planning like Yuanshi do not like to do the trivial matters that the neighborhood committee mediates and aunts do.
Taibaijinxing nodded: "What the teacher said makes sense. I ran this trip this time, in fact, it was intentional to push the boat. Seeing that Zhang Bairen's qi is about to decline, there is already a faint chaos in the heaven. If the gods and Buddhas in heaven are not only right The Jade Emperor violated the yin and yin, and even wanted to insult the Jade Emperor's family. The court will be in chaos, and the court will be in chaos. If someone is a demon in the lower realm, or if there is no clear path in the lower realm, it will be dangerous. The foundation of the Three Realms, if the world is full of evil spirits, I am afraid that it will lead to 'a moment's calamity' in advance."
Lao Tzu couldn't help but nodded: "Before finding someone who can replace Zhang Bairen, this trend must be suppressed."
Taibaijinxing said: "Teacher is wise. But Uncle Tianzun still needs the teacher to explain. If Tianzun does not allow Yu now, Zhang Bairen's family is afraid that they will fall apart in an instant. Where can the disciples go to find someone temporarily?"
Although Taibaijinxing respects the Jade Emperor, there is no disrespect, but if it is fundamental, in Taibai's eyes, the Jade Emperor is just a puppet in his own hands, an iron Taibai, a flowing Jade Emperor.
Lao Tzu said, "Okay, I will tell him."
Taibaijinxing said: "The best way to stabilize people's hearts at present is to let Master Tongtian push the boat to accept the Jade Emperor's daughter as a maid first. The maid is not a disciple of the house, and if you don't want it, you can send it back in the future. As long as the Three Realms The immortals will be restrained when they see that Uncle Tongtian wants to protect the Jade Emperor's family. Zhang Bairen can still be named Yuyu Three Realms, and the gods from all walks of life still dare not mess around. Taking advantage of these days, we are looking for suitable candidates in the Three Realms. After we have selected people, Zhang Bairen can be a little immortal if he wants to, but if he can't, send their family to reincarnation."
The Master Tongtian looked at the pair of masters and disciples and said, "You guys are so sinister, but what do you think of me? Taibai, Taibai, he looks honest and loyal in front of people, but the truth is full of calculations. Why don't you show the truth? Rong, are you going to accept the Jade Emperor's daughter as a concubine?"
"Old Lady Bai" turned into a silver-haired youth with a silver star mark on his forehead, but his face was clearly defined, his eyes were clearer than stars, and his nose and lips were straight. The span of his dress and true appearance is even more exaggerated than the difference between Grandma Jinhua and Dai Qisi.
The young version of Taibaijinxing smiled and said, "I'm not used to changing back to my original form. Didn't the princesses look at Master Shishu? Why am I so embarrassed?"
Tong Tiandao: "Just like this, go to the heaven for a walk, and make sure that there is a princess who will go to where you are instead. I don't care, don't look for me."
Laozi said: "In the hearts of many gods and Buddhas, how can Taibai's identity compete with his second brother? Besides, Taibai wants to stabilize the center of the heavens, so where is it suitable for these things?"
"Oh, am I just right?"
Lao Tzu nodded: "You are suitable."
Tongtian said: "Brother, you are more suitable!"
Taibaijinxing helped Laozi and said: "Master can't do it. If the three realms change owners, a person with weight will have to speak out. Everyone thinks that Shishu intends to fight against Tianzun Shishu and protect the Jade Emperor. When the time comes, Shifu will not be biased. Yidi came out to resolve the situation between the two uncles. On the one hand, he stepped forward to give you steps, and on the other hand, he persuaded you like an eldest brother. Only in this way can it be in line with the world's truth, and they will not be suspicious, and all gods and Buddhas will accept it with peace of mind."
Tongtian said: "I won't do it."
Taibaijinxing said: "I just asked my uncle to accept the Jade Emperor's daughter as a maid, and I didn't let my uncle really marry her."
"Don't do it! Just the Jade Emperor's boring daughters..."
Taibaijinxing said: "All living beings can get a chance of life, but the aptitude is insufficient, and the compassionate heart of the uncle, it is not impossible to give a chance."
Lao Tzu said: "If you are obedient, next time you come to me and want to see the current situation of your second brother, I will help you."
"Live broadcast addiction" Tongtian's eyes changed and he said, "Really?"
Lao Tzu said, "How can I make jokes in what I said?"
Tongtian said: "Really just accepting maids?"
Taibaijinxing said: "Is there anyone in the Three Realms who can force you and the Jade Emperor's daughter to enter the bridal chamber?"
Tong Tiandao: "How long is this time limit?"
Lao Tzu said, "When you find someone to replace Zhang Bairen, you can send back the Jade Emperor's daughter."
Tongtian still cares about the rights and interests of "VIP live broadcast": "Whenever I want to watch it, I can come to you?"
When Lao Tzu was sweating profusely, he said, "Just don't delay my alchemy."
Tong Tian said: "For the peace of the Three Realms... Do you know how much I sacrificed?"
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Yuan Shi personally served tea to Lao Tzu, while listening to Lao Tzu's wishes.
After Lao Tzu finished speaking, he took the tea, and Yuan Shi said, "Big brother's concerns are far-reaching, and idiot brother listens to everything from big brother."
Lao Tzu said, "Aren't I worried that your daughter-in-law can't see that Zhang Bairen's family is still sitting in heaven?"
Yuan Shi was slightly embarrassed at first, and then smiled lightly: "She's not that kind of person. She never told me that she wanted me to help her take revenge on the Jade Emperor's family. Big brother, don't underestimate her."
Lao Tzu smiled slightly and said, "I've been thinking too much. Women who can catch your eye are always a bit extraordinary."
Yuan Shi said: "Who sits on the throne of the Jade Emperor, Zhang Bairen still has a few years of arrogance, I don't care, I only see when Susu has cultivated in the human world. When Zhang Bairen is like Zhang Bairen, although he is not old, he is a hundred in heaven. Over the years, his qi has been declining. It can be seen that it is not a person who has come out of serious cultivation to be promoted to immortal and barely hold a high position for a long time. I don't want to see Susu follow in his footsteps."
Constant change is the constant change of the way of heaven, and the saints are all ants. Therefore, if someone sits and enjoys happiness, his qi will always decline, and only by moving can he keep going.
Without the foundation of experience and merit, one can live forever and practice some mana, but it is difficult to gain a firm foothold.
Lao Tzu understood Yuan Shi's mood, it was really out of love, thinking of being with Zhang Su for a long time.
Lao Tzu said, "Where's your robbery?"
Yuan Shi lightly sighed: "It's not always that fast. Maybe after tens of thousands of years, the world will return to chaos, and Susu will no longer be there. I will have demons."
Lao Tzu said, "You know what you have in mind."
Yuan Shi said: "Who doesn't know that everything under the heaven is like ants, but it doesn't mean that if you know the truth of the constant change of the heaven, you can see everything as empty and cross the emotional barrier. Because the heaven is constantly changing, it's better not to miss it when you encounter it."
Lao Tzu understood what he meant: "How exactly is your daughter-in-law going to practice?"
Yuan Shi said: "On the one hand, she wants to pay back the big wish she made on Luojia Mountain, and on the other hand, she plans to set up a school to preach, and she also wants to subdue demons and eliminate demons. Hey, I don't know if it's okay to say that, she subdued demons. The way is different from others..."
Yuan Shi thought of his daughter-in-law and couldn't help but talk about her, including her strong temperament, different thinking from ordinary women, preference for the Shangqing School, kind-hearted, curious, and fond of finding fun by herself.
"I don't watch her, I'm afraid she can do anything in the world. But I can't interfere too much and prevent her from achieving a positive result. Brother, you don't know, it's really difficult for me to stand on her."
It's like Guanyin can help Xuanzang, but he can't replace He and accompany him all the way, otherwise he would not have completed his practice.
Lao Tzu smiled slightly: "With the merits and virtues of the humanistic school, outsiders can't help her; but if she wants to suffer, if you need it, speak up."
Yuan Shi said: "If the people under the eldest brother's family try to cause disaster for her, I'm afraid she will recognize it."
Lao Tzu said, "Do you want Tongtian to come?"
Yuan Shi said: "Tongtian has taught her Taoism and gave her four swords. People under his sect will be easily recognized by her..."
Lao Tzu said: "Don't worry, let's see what other causes and effects in the world, if you can teach her to meet, you can arrange it."
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"It's really only two thousand taels?" Zhang Suduan sat in the middle and took a sip of tea.
Old Li said: "Uncle, this is absolutely true. There are four rooms in the house, as well as a spacious garden and open space. This treasure land like Yangzhou is like a free gift."
When Zhang Su came back this time, she asked Lao Li and Xue Ji to call her Uncle Shi, because if they called her Senior Sister, wouldn't they have climbed to the top of the Twelve Golden Immortals, I'm afraid they couldn't bear it.
Zhang Su said: "How can there be such a good thing?"
Old Li said: "Of course others can't do it, but Uncle Shi will definitely do it."
Zhang Su said, "Keep talking."
Old Li said: "That yard is haunted. Buy it while there are ghosts, let's move in and take away the ghosts."
Zhang Su smiled and said, "You're playing pretty loudly."
Old Li smiled and said, "Just that yard, if it wasn't haunted, in this Yangzhou boundary, I'm afraid no one would be willing to sell such a big yard."
Zhang Sudao: "Who owns that yard?"
Old Li said: "Speaking of it, it was also introduced by Liu Zhifu. The family's original surname was Zhou. The previous generation's Master Zhou was an official to the third grade, but he resigned from office and returned to his hometown due to illness. At that time, Master Zhou had only one daughter, and she was very beautiful and beautiful. But Mr. Zhou wanted to recruit a son-in-law who came to his home to pass on the incense. In the end, when Miss Zhou was twenty-one years old, she had not recruited a husband. There was a scholar from Fujian who was studying in the south of the Yangtze River and lived in a temple in the suburbs. Miss Zhou When I went to offer incense, I had contacts with the scholar. The Zhou family recruited him to be their son-in-law. We originally lived with He Meimei for three years, and both sons and daughters were born. But after that, the Zhou family died one by one. The old man, wife, young lady, young master, and young lady of the Zhou family are all dead, and all the maids around the young lady are dead. It turns out that the uncle is nowhere to be seen. This week's family wealth belongs to the Zhou family, but this yard But no one dared to live there, and in the past seven or eight years, no one has bought or rented it.”
Zhang Su nibbled on the melon seeds and said, "Why is it the poor scholar's turn to send money, house and daughter-in-law?"
Xue Ji said: "Uncle Shi, because scholars usually have a reputation as a scholar, they don't need to pay royal food, and life is always better than a peasant."
Zhang Sudao: "That's right. Like the kind of engineers and professors who don't work, there are also many companies who invite them to hang up their jobs with white-collar salaries. Therefore, since this era, intellectuals have had great drawbacks, some not working. The good atmosphere is in the same line.”
Old Li didn't understand: "Master, what are you talking about?"
"Ah, it's off topic. Buy it if you want. Go through the formalities."
Old Li looked at her shyly again and said, "Uncle Shi, Yinzi..."
Zhang Su said, "Lao Li, is it written in your name, and you want me to pay for it?"
Old Li said: "I don't have enough money, so I borrow a thousand taels from my uncle. Is my uncle afraid that I won't pay it back?"
Zhang Su then took out the silver note that had not been exchanged for silver taels and handed it to him.
Lao Li bought the house very quickly, and Liu Zhifu was an acquaintance again, so the house deed was completed in two days.
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"Uncle Master, where do you see the problem in this room?" Xue Ji is also seven hundred years old, and has practiced for two hundred years after her transformation. She has some eyesight, but she still hasn't found anything wrong.
Zhang Su looked around and said, "There's no problem here, it's fine, there are no demons and no ghosts. I'm afraid that the Zhou family caught an infectious disease and just died. Now, let's get a cheap deal and live in a big house. already."
Old Li said happily, "Really not?"
Zhang Su nodded: "Don't worry, pack up and live."
Xue Ji said: "Now I live in such a big house, and the four little nephews can't finish cleaning up. Do you want to buy a few servant girls and come back?"
Zhang Su smiled and said, "Oh, our Xue Ji has become the lady of the landlord's house."
Xue Ji said angrily, "Uncle Shi will make fun of me."
Zhang Sudao: "Go and buy it. Being a servant girl here with us is also a good foothold and future for those who are suffering. It is better than being sold as a prostitute. But don't buy too much, and we don't have much money. It hasn't opened yet."
After Xue Ji agreed, she went happily. Zhang Su went to the garden and saw the overgrown weeds, so she conjured up a **** and weeded the grass beside her. Ling Fei has lived in the countryside and was an elderly person. After several generations of old age, she has free time and likes to spend time with grass.
Suddenly, a big crane fell on the Taihu stone in the yard, which was her mount. There was a piece of silk tied to Xianhe's feet, Zhang Su went to untie it, and it only read: "Practice well, don't make a fool of yourself. I'll pick you up in a few days to get married. 】
Zhang Su snorted and said, "This is the worst love letter I've ever seen! Yulang, your literary talent is not as good as Dong Yong! I'll never write to you again!"
Yuan Shi was in Yuxu Palace, holding the love letter she wrote, and had read it three times. The above is the poem "See or See" written by Zhang Su, which combines Lahiram-Dodo and Tsangyang Gyatso, and a large paragraph of modern love letters. Zhang Su wrote lingeringly to the end of the world, but he It is written in her wild and unpredictable calligraphy that doesn't match.
The old **** received the mana from the "live broadcast", thought for a while, got up and went to the secret realm of Jiuyou, dispelling the violent chaotic energy and monsters, picked up a green lotus and put it in the jade pot and returned to Kunlun, he took the flower I keep it in a pot and plan to give it to my daughter-in-law in the future.
Men in the world would pick flowers and wear them for women.