: Two hundred and ninety-six out of a thief bone (?? chanting doll i and Shibi +)
296 A thief's bone came out
Because of their high spirits, they ate this meal very late. The meal started at seven o'clock and didn't end until half past nine. Everyone was very drunk, even Lu Ping was a little dazed, not to mention Qian Wenliang, he The amount of alcohol was not good, and he had already fallen asleep on the table.
They were all drunk, and they couldn't ride their bicycles, so they had to ask Han Qixiu to drive them home, while Qian Shuya, Wu Gangqiang, and the others rode the bicycles back.
Shen Jiao wiped Shen Jiaxing's face, then helped him to the sofa, covered it with a blanket, and started to clean up the tableware and dishes. Let Han Qixiu do everything!
'knock knock knock'
The sound of someone knocking on the door, Shen Jiao hurriedly turned on the street light, and asked in a low voice who it was, a deep voice came from outside the door: "I, Huang Mengdi."
Shen Jiao breathed a sigh of relief now. It's good that they were not contemplating them. Now she is alone. If these people come, she won't be able to beat them!
Huang Mengdi was still wearing a black and gray smock, her hair was messy, and her face was gloomy. She didn't even smile when she saw Shen Jiao. Gu Zi pushed the door open and walked into the room.
"Mengdi, what are you doing?"
Shen Jiao asked from behind, wondering in her heart, seeing this girl's demeanor, it seemed like she was going to cause trouble!
"I'm looking for Grandpa Shen, not you!"
Huang Mengdi didn't look back, she walked into the living room.
"Grandpa Shen, wake up, the Qingming fruit that Shen Xiu gave you, I want to give it to you myself!"
Huang Mengdi pushed Shen Jiaxing, who was sleeping like a dead pig on the sofa, and shouted loudly in his ear, but the drunk Shen Jiaxing couldn't wake him up even if there was a thunderstorm.
Shen Jiao laughed secretly, this woman Shen Xiu really knows how to study, she actually thought of asking Huang Mengdi to send it over!
"Mengdi, my grandfather is sleeping, don't wake him up, hand over the things to me!" Shen Jiao said.
Huang Mengdi was extremely stubborn and refused: "No, I promise Shen Xiu to hand it over to the grandfather of the Shen family. I ate two of Shen Xiu's fruits as a reward, so I can't lose my trust."
The corner of Shen Jiao's mouth twitched, the reward for two fruits?
It's really tall!
"That way, you just handed it over to my grandfather, you don't lose faith!"
Shen Jiao was too lazy to waste time with her, she walked over, took the lunch box and stuffed it into Shen Jiaxing's hand, smiling at her.
Huang Mengdi sullenly gave her a white look, then glanced at Shen Jiaxing, who was in a thunderous voice, and nodded: "Okay, that's it, I've done it, don't tell Shen Xiu that I didn't do it well in the future! "
Shen Jiao was annoyed when she heard Shen Xiu's name, she moved in her heart, and said to her, "I'll give you five fruits as a reward, return this lunch box to Shen Xiu for me!"
Saying that, she opened the lunch box and wanted to take five fruits out of it. Depending on the size of the lunch box, it could hold at least five fruits.
only--
The lunch box is empty!
Not to mention five, not even one!
Shen Jiao blinked and glanced at Huang Mengdi. She didn't mean anything else, she just looked at it subconsciously, but this look made Huang Mengdi a lot.
"Let me tell you, it's impossible for me to eat the fruits. I only ate two fruits, and it was Shen Xiu who paid me. Logically, there must be six fruits in them."
Huang Mengdi jumped up, and her voice finally changed from the gloomy tone of the past, roaring like a duck.
Shen Jiao didn't want to dwell on this matter, so she ran to the kitchen and took five salted fruits and put them in Huang Mengdi's hands: "If you don't have it, it's gone, please help me return the empty lunch box to Shen Xiu. "
Huang Mengdi refused to accept the salted fruit, and said angrily: "You mean that the fruit is eaten by me? Let me tell you, I am poor and ambitious, not mine, even if it is Tang monk meat, I will not touch it. , this fruit is absolutely impossible for me to eat."
Shen Jiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and explained, "I didn't say you ate it, maybe it was a wild cat, I mean it doesn't matter, I don't care who ate it, I just want you to help me return the lunch box. It's just for Shen Xiu!"
"You don't care about me. I said it's not what I eat or what I eat. I must find out about it. I'm a good and innocent family, but you can't let you slander my reputation!"
Huang Mengdi didn't appreciate it, her expression changed, as if thinking of something, she rushed out like a tornado, which startled Shen Jiao.
Shen Jiao shook her head helplessly, put five Qingming fruits in a lunch box, and planned to send them to Huang Mengdi, but she really didn't want to deal with Shen Xiu at all.
Just as he walked out of the gate, there was a heart-piercing scream from next door!
Shen Jiao's body trembled involuntarily, her foot that stepped over the threshold was retracted!
She'd better go home, she doesn't have to make a fuss!
only--
"Mom, the third sister is going to beat me to death, and the Huang family is going to cut off the incense, help!"
A boy shouted and ran out with a big bright bag on his head. He ran very fast. Behind him, Huang Mengdi chased up with a rolling pin, running no slower than her brother.
This boy is the lifeblood of the Huang family - Huang Baogen.
When Huang Baogen saw Shen Jiao, his eyes lit up and rushed towards her. Shen Jiao was taken aback and kicked him without thinking, kicking his **** upside down.
"Oh, why are you kicking me? I just want to have a word with you!" Huang Baogen wanted to cry without tears.
Shen Jiao took a few steps back guiltily, and Ai Ai said, "I didn't see it clearly, I thought you were a bad person!"
Aunt Huang rushed out with a slap in the face Seeing her son lying on the ground, her triangular eyes suddenly turned into four corners, and she swept over to Shen Jiao coldly.
It's about the safety of my son, so I can't be flattered!
"You little bastard, I beat you to death, how dare you steal other people's fruit? You don't learn good things!"
Huang Mengdi rushed up and punched Huang Baogen in the face, causing Huang Baogen to cry and howl.
Aunt Huang pulled off her daughter and asked about Guozi, her face was red and white, and she was panting heavily.
"Why don't you tell Mommy if you want to eat fruit? Why do you want to steal it? You...you really embarrassed me and your dad!"
Aunt Qin and Aunt Lu also ran out to watch the excitement, looking like they were watching a good show.
Aunt Qin even exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Oh, you steal needles when you are young, and steal gold when you are old. It's incredible, there's a thief's bone in our yard!"
"Yes, in the future, the banknotes and food stamps in the house must be put away, otherwise, I don't know when the thief will come to the door, tsk tsk!" Aunt Lu also sarcastically.
Aunt Huang was so angry that she wanted to defend herself, but she had no confidence. She was so angry that she picked up the rolling pin and swung it down without thinking.
"Oh, mom, don't fight, it's going to kill you!"
"I didn't steal it. The fruit was kept in my house. I ate something from my own house. How could I steal it!"
While dodging, Huang Baogen shouted injustice, plausibly.
The old sheep loves to eat fish
The fifth is a bit late. I'm sorry, my son is not obedient today, and I feel a little depressed. Haha, thank you for your support, I'll make an appointment tomorrow, good night!
Note: Thief Bones is a Shanghai dialect, which means thief.