Vol 4 Chapter 5: It's too long, a mutant beast is coming
So, under the eyes of the thin man secretly begging for mercy, flattering, and the urgent threats from the surrounding Yu Qi and others, the thin man finally got his wish and got on the fat man's back, and he was full of high-spirited spirit, "mighty", "driving, driving. . . . call-"
"Hahaha... Okay, run over there."
"I think this skinny monkey's posture can be a little more meaty, right, right, open your hands a little bit, your shoulders are half exposed, and your eyes should be a little more charming and enchanting..."
"Hey, hot eyes—"
"Tsk.... Forget it, you don't have any expressions on your face that you see people stepping on. You should still be expressionless."
Skinny: "..." I was wrong because I looked ugly. Well, you are beautiful, you have the final say.
"Run again, run again, yes yes yes, Fatty, don't pant for breath, you have to work together to know."
"By the way, press down your trotters and land on all fours."
"Hahaha... That's right, this is a good move, keep it up..."
"Hey, be careful, the fat pig is about to roll over, hey—"
"Bang——", accompanied by a burst of sighs from the crowd, the fat man and the thin man fell into a ball, face down, buttocks raised and a dog gnawed on the mud.
The fat man and the skinny man got up with a dizzy look on their faces: "..." Who am I? Where am I? what happened?
The two faces, one fat and one thin, were also written with two words, "Mumbling", and even forgot to spit out the mud they ate.
"Pfft—" Fan Qianhan and other onlookers couldn't help but laugh when they saw it.
Lou Yanxiao also nodded with satisfaction. For the sake of their performance, this is the end of the matter.
So he waved his hand, "Okay, I've finished watching the show, tie them up in a string, and we're off."
The fat man and the thin man listened for a while, and looked at each other with a pair of eyes, and then they were suddenly shocked and wept with joy. They finally didn't have to die, which was great.
Of course, it would be better if they weren't **** in a string like a prisoner being escorted.
"Boss, the little pigeons and the others haven't come back yet." After they **** a series of people like gourds on a vine, Min Lufeng glanced around, but he still didn't see any one in the morning. The trace of Xiaodou Ding who just went out to play.
"Well—" Lou Yanxiao's deep eyes flashed, and he silently hoped that they would not come back, so as not to come back to grab his daughter-in-law, but—
No, my daughter-in-law has to worry.
So, he pursed his thin lips and glanced at Fan Qianhan, who was just looking over there, and said in a heavy magnetic voice, "Then just wait."
"Oh—" Min Lufeng smiled, indicating that he understood, that he understood.
Afterwards, he walked around in a gag, beside the fat man and the thin man who had just escaped from the shadow of death, with big white teeth, "Yo, did you see a small bean when you came here before?"
"Wh...what is Xiaodouding?" The fat and thin people who were named by him were immediately agitated, silently avoiding the third brother with a **** face, and then looked at him with a dazed face.
Min Lufeng opened his mouth, and just wanted to explain to them that Xiaodouding is a little boy who is actually very tricky, but before he could speak clearly, two roars reached everyone's ears.
"Ow—"
"Ow—"
"What... what sound?"
"Difficult... Could it be a beast?" I don't know who said tremblingly.
Suddenly, there was a thud in the head, the fat man and the skinny man's legs were about to soften from fright, okay? This must be because they went out today and didn't read the almanac. A group of beautiful men turned murderous, and now they managed to pass the test by pretending to be mad and foolish, and saved a small life, but, should it be so miserable, just after this crisis, they encountered mutant beasts, it is unreasonable, and the proper group is destroyed. rhythm.
The thin man's face was pale, his forehead was dripping with sweat, and his pupils shrank in horror, "Run, run, you are dying, there are mutant beasts here—"
"Ah—run, run—"
The screams sounded, and a group of people who were tied into a string became chaotic in an instant, and then naturally they flew away from each other.
So, he ran left, he ran right, and some people ran straight back——
So the question is, what will happen to the follicles of the people who are bundled in a straight line?
All I could hear was the sound of ooh ooh, and the sound of falling and scolding, forming a chaotic mess. Fifty or sixty people swarmed together in a mess, trying to get up and couldn't get up, it looked very funny.
Min Lufeng and Yu Qi, who were beside him, shook their heads and sighed, "Look at the wrestling posture of that dog eating shit!"
Lin Hexuan had a warm smile on his lips, "I think that up and down posture is not bad."
Lou Yanxiao's deep eyes flashed, and he glanced coldly, "Hmph, a bunch of trash."
Fan Qianhan giggled beside him. Really interesting!
"Ow—"
There was a rustling sound in the grass, and the roar of tigers came, and after a while, everyone felt that the earth was shaking.
"what--"
"Come here, what to do, we're going to be eaten."
"Brother Li, help—"
The howls of ghosts and wolves sounded again, and the fat man and the thin man even burrowed their heads down, trembling and holding their heads, thinking they were hugging the whole world.
"Ow—"
"What... something is licking me." Fatty held back a flushed face, his whole body was shaking with fright, and now even his voice began to tremble.
"Li... Brother Li..."
"What...what are you doing, don't, don't talk to me, what if the mutant beast is staring at me."
"No, Brother Li, listen to me, it's already staring at you now."
"What--" Your sister's Mars hit the earth, Fatty feels that his whole body is going to be bad.
"Hehehe..." Yuan Tong was watching the play next to him, how could the fat man continue to lie on his stomach, he raised his foot and kicked his **** that was still exposed, "Hey, look up, you are so courageous. Little, I heard that the tiger's favorite food is the timid fat man."
The fat body that was originally shivering trembled, and he raised his head subconsciously, and then the first thing he saw was two sharp tiger claws, which were splattered with thick blood.
Fatty: "..." Soul soars to the sky
"Hahaha... What's wrong with this fat uncle? The little eyes of two mung beans are so funny"
Just as Fatty Buddha ascended to heaven, a crisp childish voice entered his ears.
what happened?
How can there be a child's voice?
And not crying but laughing?
The fat man who thought he could not escape the tiger's mouth suddenly shuddered, his fat face tilted up again, and then he could clearly see a child sitting on the back of the huge tiger.
"Yo, Xiaodouding is back, how's it going, is there anything to gain?" Next to him, Min Lu greeted him eloquently, but his eyes looked at the fat man with a smile that was not a smile.
"Ah, black-faced uncle. I went with my cousin to scavenge bird eggs today. Look, there are a lot of them here." He pointed to the big transparent bag on the tiger's back.
I don't know what species of bird eggs, large or small, are really filled with the whole bag.
"Hey, your little diced bean is really good, but it's a pity that we have finished our breakfast, otherwise we can have a hard-boiled egg."
"Humph, then you can eat it next time, and I brought it for my cousin, so I don't have your share."
"Hey, you little beanie need to be beaten-"
Seeing that the old and the young were about to talk about the familiarity of spanking, the fat man blinked his mung bean eyes and realized that this kid riding a tiger knew the handsome man from before. And the little Douding that this handsome man was looking for just now was this child—
Heartbroken old man!
Once this thought was straightened out, the fat man became disgusted with himself again.
Why don't you go out to read the almanac? It's really not suitable for Te Niang to travel today. It would be fine if there were a group of beautiful men who were powerless, but each of them was stronger than the other; if this mutant tiger had been there before, they wouldn't be so stupid and rush over to grab people directly. However, this tiger only appeared after they were beaten badly, which proved the strength of the people on the opposite side.
Compared with them, he is a piece of mud, and the mutant tiger alone is completely incomparable.
But how could this mutant tiger be with them? He has attended the nine-year compulsory education, and there are no seats for humans and animals. How did this unscientific thing happen? Can't figure it out, can't figure it out...
"Ow—" There was another loud roar. Fatty's mung bean eyes narrowed, and he saw an elegant and vigorous black panther walking out from behind the big tiger. The black panther had a cat on its head.
Fatty: "..." He has an emmp that I don't know what to say or not to say.