Chapter 508
My Life Simulator Chapter 508
2021-10-14
Chapter 507 Talking about wuxia novel with martial arts expert"You... write a book of Wuhou?"
Sister Liu Fei stayed there for a long time before came back to his senses, "You want to fake it? How is this possible? p> "Study of heaven and man?"
Lu Li hehe smiled, "speaking of which you may not believe it, I am also educated about heaven and man! My knowledge is unparalleled in the world."
Not only is there no one in the world, but even in reality, Lu Li is also unmatched.
"Can you correct this nonsense?"
Liu Fei's face was full of contempt, "You are a shabby scholar, you can't even pass the exam, and you are still pedantic? I still don't know your roots?"
"Girl, what you see with your eyes may not necessarily be true."
Lu Li laughed, "How do you know I'm not Why do I hide my clumsiness on purpose? I have an unparalleled ability, and I have never shown it!"
"I believe in you!"
Liu Fei rolled the eyes.
"Okay, you love believing or not."
Lu Li didn't bother to explain to Liu Fei, so he walked into the study next door, picked up a pen and paper, and wrote of materials list.
Walking out of the study with the list, Lu Li handed the list to Liu Fei, "According to the list, buy a copy of the above materials."
"This is...medicine recipe. Is it?"
Liu Fei took the list and looked at the tea leaves, turmeric, indigo, gall, salt skin wood, realgar, cinnabar, berberine, orange peel...all kinds of materials written on it. , like a Chinese medicine recipe.
It's just...there are white silk, isinglass, tow and the like in it, and it doesn't feel like a medicine recipe.
"You care so much? You don't understand why I explain it to you."
Lu Li waved his hand, "Go! Tell the leopard to buy it back quickly!"
"Oh!"
It seems that because Lu Li's aura was too strong, Liu Fei involuntarily obeyed Lu Li's arrangement and went out with the list.
As soon as she walked out the door, Liu Fei's sister reacted. Is he calling me now? What an asshole!
Stomping her feet angrily, Liu Fei still took the list and walked out, arranging the leopard to go shopping.
"Madam, you asked me to buy things, and I will follow my orders."
Hua Leopard took the list and looked towards Liu Fei with a troubled face, "It's just... you I haven't given the money yet!"
Give the money...
Liu Fei's mouth twitched a few times, and she had to take out a piece of silver from her purse and hand it over Leopard.
Turn around to return to the house, Liu Fei glared at Lu Li and said angrily, "You asked me to send out the list just now, because you asked me to pay?"
"Yeah? You found it?"
Lu Li frowned, "It doesn't look like you're too stupid!"
"You..."
Liu Fei's face bulged with anger.
"Young people don't know the fragrance of soft rice, so they always plant their youth in rice. When they get old, they realize that their bodies are ruined, and they cry in the arms of a rich woman."
Lu Li sat on the soft couch, leisurely. Leisurely raised Erlang's legs.
"What kind of poem is this? It feels a little weird."
Liu Fei is a heroine of all corners of the world, how can she understand poetry? I just think Lu Li's poem is a bit weird, but I can't say what's wrong.
Lu Li laughed and didn't answer.
Liu Fei stayed for a while, and couldn't help talking to Lu Li, "What are those materials you just bought for?"
"Oxidation and aging, I understand. Dye? Dye, understand? Chemical reaction, understand?"
Lu Li rolled his eyelids casually.
"I don't understand!"
Liu Fei's face was blank, and she honestly didn't understand.
"I don't know what you're asking? Stay here!"
Lu Li waved his hand angrily.
"You..."
Liu Fei was almost out of breath, her chest heaving violently, and a faint trembling pattern rippled.
took a deep breath and calmed the anger in her heart, Liu Fei rolled her eyes, turned around looking towards Lu Li, and slowly raised her palm.
"Little Tianxing palm technique, understand?"
Taking a step forward, Liu Fei pressed the sword hilt at her waist again, "Baihong sword technique, understand?"
"Stop! You won!"
Lu Li looked helpless. Isn't this mother-in-law smart! So quickly found a way to counterattack.
"pu chi! You're acquainted!"
Seeing Lu Li's admonishment immediately, Liu Fei couldn't help laughing out loud, feeling a sense of victory over the enemy pleasure.
Lu Li curl one's lip secretly. If it's not that you don't want to reveal your strength, a soft girl like you can cry for a long time with one punch!
Soon after, Leopard bought back the materials.
Looking at the pile of miscellaneous things on the table, Liu Fei asked quickly, "Now, what are you going to do?"
Lu Li reached out and picked up the three-foot white Silk, turned her head and looked towards Liu Fei, "Will you be a female celebrity?"
"What?" Liu Fei was taken aback.
“Embroidery! Can you?”
Lu Li explained again.
"No...no!"
Liu Fei's face showed a bit of embarrassment, "I'm a heroine! What flowers do heroines embroider? I have always been The sword-wielding person has never held an embroidery needle!"
"Who said women can't do embroidery?"
A look of contempt flashed in Lu Li's eyes, "Come, I'll be with you. Telling the story of an oriental girl. A long time ago, there was a beautiful girl, she cultivated Sunflower Treasure Scripture, one-handed embroidery needle, made Major Perfection, played all over invincible in the whole world, Jianghu people called Dongfang Bubai.”
At first, Liu Fei was still a little unbelievable, but...with Lu Li's constant narration, the plot had ups and downs, the plot was tense and exciting, and the emotions were real and moving, so Liu Fei couldn't help but listen.
"Poetry Cloud: The world is beyond our generation, and as soon as we enter the rivers and lakes, the years remind us. Emperor scheming to become Master of the Universe In talking and laughing, it is impossible to win a life of drunkenness. Carrying a sword and riding a ghost rain, white bones It is like a bird flying in shock. The dust is like the tide and people are like water, only a few people in the rivers and lakes will return."
After reading a poem, Lu Li took a picture of the table and sang with a loud voice: " The sea laughs, the tides surging on both sides of the strait, the ups and downs follow the waves, only remember the present..."
The heroic lyrics and songs are a bit sad and sad, as if watching the ups and downs and reading all the vicissitudes of the rivers and lakes.
Liu Fei was stunned.
The story of having ups and downs, desolate poetry, heroic yet vicissitudes of life lyrics and music, reminds Liu Fei involuntarily of the experience of hiding in Tibet these years.
As a Vast-Glacial Palace Disciple, he is a remnant of the past, and everyone is shouting and beating on the rivers and lakes. Any Disciple of the Upright Sect came across it, and it would be slashed with a single sword.
Over the years, some people have died generously, some have betrayed the enemy, some have retreated, and some have gone abroad.
Jianghu... What is Jianghu?
Liu Fei's eyes were red, and two lines of tears rolled down.
......
The second floor of a restaurant near Lu Li's house.
Li Muzi stood in front of the window, leaning against the window, listening intently to the singing coming from the house.
"It's a great song and a smile, and a song that's all over the world."
A smile appeared on Li Muzi's face, "To be able to sing such a song, this person... Is he really just an inferior talent? There are strange people everywhere!”
Behind him, the caravan Gang Lord “Flying Centipede” Gao Tianyu took the conversation with a smile, “It’s not a strange person. Junior Sister Li A martial arts rookie on the Azure Cloud Ranking is a real wonder man. Lu Ziming is just a scholar with no strength."
"hehe!"
Li Muzi Shook the head with a smile, "You don't understand."
Looking up towards the yard by the river, a trace of curious rays of light flashed in Li Muzi's eyes, he turned to the caravan Gang Lord Gao Tianyu and said, "I I'm going to see Lu Ziming."
Gao Tianyu was stunned, "Uh? It's not appropriate to show up directly? Is it inappropriate?"
"What's inappropriate?"
Li Muzi laughed, a little under his feet, his body swayed, and floated out of the window, like Immortal Flying Over The Heavens, floated down, and instantly landed in front of Lu Li's house.
This movement naturally alarmed the other two people who were monitoring the house.
"This is..."
Detective Si Baihu Ye left a voice, and when he saw Li Muzi fall in front of the house, his eyes shrank, and he held down the handle of the knife involuntarily.
"Lingyun Peerless Sword Li Muzi!"
Ye Liusheng's face was solemn, "Damn! Emei actually sent Lingyun Peerless Sword Li Muzi."
In Great Qi In the official Wulin Azure Cloud Ranking, Lingyun Peerless Sword Li Muzi ranked third in the Azure Cloud Ranking, second only to Wudang Yuheng Taoist and Shaolin Liaochen monk.
This is the Peak expert of the young generation in Jianghu.
Li Muzi came to the door just and honorable directly. This is to declare sovereignty to everyone and tell everyone that Li Muzi took over this matter. If you have the guts to try Lingyun Peerless Sword, come, and if you don't have the guts, get out !
Ye Liusheng's face was ashen!
regardless of the law and of natural morality! These Jianghu Sect factions are simply irrespective of the law and of natural morality! This is the world of Great Qi, so daring, where is my Great Qi's law?
Ye Liusheng took a deep breath, stretched out his hand to hold down the handle of the knife, stepped out of the hiding place, faced Li Muzi, and walked up with his head held high.
“Great Qi Criminal Department, Linqiong Detective Division Baihu, Ye Liusheng.”
As he walked forward, Ye Liusheng reported the origin in a loud voice.
In fact, his official uniform can already prove his identity. It's just... In this era when Martial Arts is prosperous, martial arts Sect stand in great numbers, and all corners of the world are full of knights, the Detective Division seems to be a little weak.
Ye Liusheng deliberately reported his origins, and it was also intended to maintain the name of the detective Siwei.
"Detective Division?"
Li Muzi turned her head and looked towards Ye Liusheng, laughed, "Ye Baihu, what's the point of this?"
"Li Nuxia is here. What do you mean?"
Ye Liusheng asked Li Muzi back.
"I was resting in the restaurant just now, when I suddenly heard someone sing loudly, a song and a laugh, and the vicissitudes of the rivers and lakes were exhausted. Such a strange person should be visited."
Li Muzi said with a smile on his face. He answered with a smile, and asked Ye Baihu, "Ye Baihu, what do you mean by coming here?"
"Like Li Nvxia, I also came to visit this strange person."
Ye Liusheng just didn't want to let Li Muzi dominate this place, so he deliberately intervened.
"Is that so?"
Li Muzi laughed, "If that's the case, let's visit this strange man together!"
"Since it's a door-to-door visit, count me How about one?"
At this time, a middle-aged man wearing an azure daoist robe and carrying a long sword on his back stepped out.
"Poor Daoist Qingcheng Tan Jiu, I have met two people."
The man in Taoist attire bowed his head to Li Muzi and Ye.
"Qingcheng wine master?"
Ye Liusheng frowned tightly. Sure enough, Qingcheng Sect was determined to win, even senior experts like Tan Jiu were sent out. .
"Emei Li Muzi, I have seen Martial Uncle Tan in Qingcheng."
Li Muzi bowed to Tan Jiu.
"You're welcome, you're welcome!"
Tan Jiu came up laughed and said to the two: "You two, Poor Daoist came hurriedly from Qingcheng, and there was no water. Take a sip. Since you are going to set the master here, why not let Poor Daoist beg for a drink?”
“Martial Uncle has a life, how dare you not obey?”
Li Muzi laughed, Reaching out his hand: "Martial Uncle, please!"
"You want Poor Daoist to call the door, right? Okay, anyway, Poor Daoist is thick-skinned."
Tan Jiu grinned With a smile, he shook his daoist robe, which smelled of alcohol, and shouted at the door: "Is the host here? There is a visitor!"
This call was not loud, but the lingering sound was in Lu Li's door. The yard echoed for a long time.
Obviously, Tan Jiu showed his hand as soon as he came up, which is also the meaning of the demonstration.
Ye Liusheng's face was solemn and silent.
Li Muzi smiled and praised: "Martial Uncle is such a profound Inner Strength."
......
The three guests were talking outside the door, the house Liu Fei jumped up in shock.
"Echo Jiudang, this is Qingcheng Tan Jiu!"
Liu Fei's complexion changed, "Lu Li, Qingcheng Tan Jiu is calling. Li Muzi must be outside too. It's inconvenient for me to meet them, they're not good, you have to be careful."
"Don't worry!"
Lu Li laughed, "they came just right, and it was another great experience. Delivered to your door."
"Experience?" Liu Fei was perplexed.
"Oh, this is my experience of dealing with people in the arena."
Lu Li said casually to Liu Fei, "You wait in the backyard, I'll go ahead. Meet them in the hospital."
With that, Lu Li walked out the door and all the way to the front hall.
At this time, the three brothers were already waiting in the front hall.
"Young Master, a Taoist priest is here, what should I do?"
The leopard looked at Lu Li with a worried face, the Taoist priest came to the door, you thousand-year-old ghost are in danger!
"Open the door, welcome guests!"
Lu Li waved to the three brothers.
"Yes!"
The three of them hurriedly took orders, hurried to the door, and opened the door.
The door opened, and Lu Li saw three uninvited guests standing outside.
A man in official uniform, apparently in the official uniform. One is a middle aged daoist with a smell of wine. There is a young and beautiful girl next to me... oh, the heroine.
“Poor Daoist Qingcheng Tan Jiu.”
The middle aged daoist bows to Lu Li.
"This official is in the Qiong Detective Division Baihu Ye leave a message."
The man in the official uniform nods to Lu Li.
"Emei Li Muzi, I've met my brother."
The pretty girl smiled at Lu Li and saluted.
"The three of you are here, excuse me for not going out to meet you, forgive your sins!"
Lu Li greeted the three of them enthusiastically with a smile on his face Come in.
What a surprise! Three experts came at once, Qingcheng, Emei, and the Great Qi official, all the martial arts in their memory are mine!
Leading the three guests to sit down in the front hall, Lu Li motioned the three of Hua Baobao to prepare refreshments.
"Three experts, I'm here, what are you doing?"
After the greeting, Lu Li asked the three of them directly.
Although these people are all here for the possible existence of "Wuhou Quanshu", Lu Li knows it well, but... on the surface, he still has to pretend he doesn't know!
"I take the liberty to disturb!"
Li Muzi smiled sweetly, "I was resting in the restaurant just now, when I suddenly heard your sing-along song, I was agitated for a while, and I took the liberty to come to visit. It's rude."
“so that's how it is!”
Lu Li naturally followed this meaning, "This song 'The Smiling, Proud Wanderer' also has a history."
"The name of the song is The Smiling, Proud Wanderer? It's really appropriate!"
Li Muzi was nodded in admiration, and asked Lu Li, "Is there a history of this song? I don't know if it's convenient for you to tell me?"
"Convenient Why is it inconvenient?"
Lu Li just wanted to take the opportunity to copy the martial arts in the memory of the three of them, and naturally he had to let the conversation last long enough.
"This is a story of The Smiling, Proud Wanderer. Poem Cloud: The world is beyond our generation, and as soon as we enter the rivers and lakes, time reminds us. Emperor scheming to become Master of the Universe In talking and laughing, there is no better life than one. Drunk."
Lu Li told martial arts expert the story of "Oriental Girl" again, taking the opportunity to copy the martial arts of the three.
"A long time ago, there was an Oriental girl..."
(end of this chapter)