Chapter 549
My Life Simulator Chapter 549
2021-10-14
Chapter 548 If you don't read, you won't be able to be a zombie!"Officer Lu, you've got a new car!"
Chef Wang ran over with a smile on his face, "Congratulations to Officer Lu for picking up the new car. This is a high-end product. Ah! What kind of Mercedes-Benz and BMW, it's scum compared to this."
Obviously, Chef Wang started licking it again!
Chef Wang, who has been struggling in the society for many years, understands a truth deeply. Licking is a survival skill. Don't despise licking dogs, as long as you lick well, lick to the end, everything.
I know that I am not capable enough to survive in this world. At first, when I saw Lu Li in the TV tower, Chef Wang immediately started licking it. Now, even if Lu Li is the king of zombies...he's still licking it.
What about the zombie king? As long as the lick is happy, he won't "ah woo" and eat me in one bite.
And... with such a terrific zombie king, is it safe to do so?
Following the king of zombies, like the fox which exploits the tiger's might, The Dog acts fierce when his Master is present ... ugh, anyway, with the power of the king of zombies, I can walk unhindered.
At this moment, Chef Wang seems to have found the true meaning of life.
It doesn't matter if you don't have the ability, as long as you can lick, as long as you follow the right person... um, you must not be human, anyway, as long as you follow the right big guy, you can take off!
No wonder there were so many traitors in front of the ancient emperors. Gao Qiu, Cai Jing, and Lord He, these are all role models for our generation.
"Officer Lu, you are so amazing!"
Chef Wang patted the flattery again, "If it wasn't for you, we would have been dead. You really are Our great savior!"
You are really talented.
Sister Yin Zhi rolled the eyes, I have been complaining professionally for many years, and when I meet you, I feel like I don't know how to complain.
“It just happened to catch up.”
Lu Li laughed, Chef Wang really has the potential to be a traitor!
"Let's go! Get in the car!"
Beckoning to Sister Yin Zhi and Chef Wang, Lu Li turned around and got into the armored command car.
"Okay! Thank you!"
Chef Wang bowed again and followed Lu Li to the armored command vehicle.
Sitting in the car, Chef Wang shrugged his nose and looked a little weird.
"It stinks! The inside of the car stinks!"
Sister Yin Zhi was much more upright and said it directly.
Smelly?
The stench was naturally left over from the previous corpse.
It's just that... Lu Li frowned, also cocked his nose and took a few breaths, but he didn't feel any odor.
Is this zombie's sense of smell different from that of humans?
However, when I was at the gate of the community, I also smelled the stench of the female body in the car. Why now...
Lu Li complexion changed, is the zombie virus eroding me more and more seriously? I'm still ravaged by zombie virus?
At this moment, Lu Li's face became ugly.
He remembered a question. If I fail to solve the zombie virus in this scenario, will I still be in zombie form after returning to reality? Still have zombie virus in your body?
If that's the case...
Lu Li shivered. Absolutely not! Absolutely not! If you go back with zombies and zombies, the consequences will be unimaginable.
So, I have to solve the zombie virus, and I have to develop a cure for the zombie virus.
If it was just to save humans or zombies in this world before, Lu Li didn't really have much sense of urgency. Even if he really couldn't figure it out, he would just spend some badges and just "go offline" and quit. This is just the plot.
Now... Considering the probability that it will become a zombie after returning to reality, the sense of urgency in Lu Li's heart is very strong.
This is not only to save this world, but also to save myself, and even the real world that may be infected by the virus that I brought back.
Lu Li's silence and trance caused the complexion of Chef Wang and sister Yin Zhi in the car to change.
Chef Wang turned his head and looked towards Sister Yin Zhi, giving him a fiercely look.
Sister Yin Zhi's face turned pale, and she quickly showed a difficult smile, "Haha, it's alright, I have a bad nose, I smell the wrong smell. This...in the car...the air is very fresh, hehe , very refreshing!"
"It's alright, alright!"
Seeing the two trembling with fear, Lu Li reluctantly looked at the head, "Before, in the car, I haven't had time to clean up the dead person. Of course, you have to be thankful that I didn't take the time to clean up, otherwise...after I come here, I can only avenge you!"
This... It's a fact!
It's better to smell a little bit than to die, right?
"Thank you! Thank you Officer Lu for arriving in time. Thank you for saving us."
Chef Wang and sister Yin Zhi thanked Lu Li together.
"Okay, stop talking about that."
Lu Li waved his hand, started the car, and drove all the way out.
"Officer Lu, are we...returning to Zhuangqiu City?"
Through the steel shutters beside the door, Chef Wang looked outside and turned towards Lu Li. He asked: "Officer Lu, there are too many mournings in the city... Zombies. I think it might be safer if we find a village in the vicinity?"
As he spoke, Chef Wang pointed Pointing to the front, "The Jinjilong Village that used to have a chicken farm has no flying chickens anymore, so it should be very safe. There are fields outside, so it's more suitable for survival than the city!"
"Lu ... Officer Lu, I think what Chef Wang said makes sense."
After thinking about it, Miss Yin Zhi also agreed with Chef Wang's opinion, and said quickly, "Officer Lu, why don't you... ...Let's just stay in the Jinjilong village in front of you?"
"No way!"
Lu Li frowned, said: "Although there are fewer zombies in the countryside, there are... more mutant creatures. Many, especially mosquitoes! Stay here, you will die without a doubt."
"Mosquito?"
Sister Yin Zhi cry out in surprise, "You mean, mosquitoes will also Mutation? Will it become as big as those mutant animals?"
"That's not true."
Lu Li shook the head, "Insect has no lungs, so it has the ability to absorb oxygen. Insufficient, if you increase the size, there will not be enough oxygen to support their activities. Therefore, even if infected with the mutant prion, the Insect will not become larger, it will still be the same as it is."
Speaking of this, Lu Li laughed, "Precisely because they don't increase their size, they are more you can't guard against it. Get bitten by a mosquito and you'll turn into a zombie. Would you like to try it?"
"Hi..."
Chef Wang shivered all over.
"Mosquito...a mosquito bite will turn into a zombie..."
Sister Yin Zhi's face turned ashen, "Officer Lu, you said...humans still have No future?"
As soon as she said these words, Yin Zhi girl laughed again. I asked the king of zombies if there is a future for mankind?
Unexpectedly, Lu Li immediately replied: "Yes! There must be! I will try my best to find a way to treat mutant prion infection."
This is not to save this world, this is to save Lu Li himself.
"You...research..."
Sister Yin Zhi and Chef Wang looked at each other in blank dismay. what did i hear? The Zombie King said he wanted to do scientific research?
“What? You don’t believe it?”
Lu Li laughed, pointed at himself, “introduce myself. Lu Li, professor of medicine, genetic scientist of world cream of the crop. I'm not Officer Lu, please call me Professor Lu!"
"Huh?"
Miss Yin Zhi and Chef Wang were stunned.
It turns out that the threshold for being a zombie is so high? It's not that the professor level can't make it, and it's not that scientists can't be the king of zombies?
The genetic scientist of the world cream of the crop, even if it becomes a zombie, is the king of the most powerful zombies in the zombies! Scientists...that's really cool.
Could it be that... when I was studying, what the teacher said was true? To study hard, knowledge will make your life more exciting!
The number of Lu Li is so wonderful! Being able to read is really amazing, becoming a zombie is the most awesome zombie!
So...how do we scumbags live?
Sister Yin Zhi and Chef Wang have begun to doubt life!
The car sped along, and soon after, Lu Li met the majestic "Boar Knights".
Hundreds of rhinoceros-sized pigs, lined up in long queues, march along the grandiose highway.
Seeing the armored command vehicle driven by Lu Li, the group of mutant pigs began to scream again and charged.
"Police Lu...Professor Lu, those wild boars are here again!"
Sister Yin Zhi pointed to the wild boar rushing ahead and shouted to Lu Li, "We... Did you hit it again?”
“There is a better way this time.”
Lu Li laughed, pointing to the machine gun platform behind him, “See? We There's a cannon."
Having said that, Lu Li stepped on the brakes, stopped the car, rolled over, got out of the cab, and climbed onto the cannon platform.
Pulling the bolt and loading the bullet, Lu Li held the handles extending from both sides of the cannon's tail section with both hands, aimed at the herd of pigs rushing in front, and pressed the electric trigger button with his thumb.
"pēng pēng pēng..."
The 25mm cannon splattered one after another in an instant. Bullets whistled past, shredding everything in sight.
blood splashed
The dense shells swept the forward lineup of the "Wild Boar Knight Regiment", and dozens of mutant pigs rushed to the front were torn to shreds in an instant.
The mutant pig is still a kind of creature. Even if the zombie virus burns its brain, it will still be instinctively afraid, not the real Tie Hanhan!
So...a hail of bullets swept over, and the "Wild Boar Knight Regiment" collapsed in an instant, running away one by one.
Less than ten seconds, easy to do!
Aperture is justice, range is truth. Even in the zombie apocalypse, this truth holds true everywhere!
"It's done!"
Lu Li laughed, got out of the machine gun platform, and returned to the cab.
"Go!"
Start the car, step on the accelerator, and the armored command vehicle continues on the road.
"Police Lu...Professor Lu is mighty!"
Chef Wang began to lick again.
Sister Yin Zhi rolled her eyes and secretly complained: Chef Wang, you can just change your name to Wang Dalick!
Lu Li laughed and gave Chef Wang an approving look. young man good, promising.
So, Lu Li gave Chef Wang an honorable task, "Chef Wang, that machine gun is controlled by you."
"Huh?"
Chef Wang was stunned for a moment, but he didn't object, he just said: "Professor Lu, I can't use it?"
"Two hands hold the handles on both sides, the machine gun tail The section has a red button, press it to fire."
Lu Li waved his hand, "Go! Play a few more shots and you'll be proficient!"
"Okay... ...OK!"
Chef Wang quickly got up and climbed onto the machine gun platform.
The machine gun in front of him looked a little hideous in Chef Wang's eyes. Tremblingly, he reached out to hold the handle and shook it a few times. It didn't seem to be difficult to operate.
"Try a few shots!"
Lu Li shouted to Chef Wang.
"Okay!"
Chef Wang agreed, turned the barrel, randomly found a position, and pressed the launch button with his thumb.
"pēng pēng pēng..."
Even if the recoil of the cannon fixed on the armored vehicle was endured by the armored vehicle, the shock of the arm was still very violent. Chef Wang's arm shook like a disco.
As a result, the shells don't know where they are going.
"Moo..."
A roar suddenly erupted from below a hill in front.
A big Yellow Ox, about the size of an elephant, with two horns more than one meter long and staring at a pair of red bull eyes, rushed over with a rumble.
"Ah! Rare beast!"
Chef Wang screamed in shock.
You are such a badass!
Lu Li loudly roared, "Open the cannon! Point it, open the cannon!"
"Oh! Good! Good!"
In Lu Li's big With a roar, Chef Wang finally came back to his senses, hurriedly turned the muzzle, and blasted the giant Yellow Ox that was rushing over.
The dense shells whistled past!
Chef Wang perfectly performed the "elephant stroke technique". Such a big Yellow Ox, which is comparable to an elephant, was so hard to miss.
Lu Li curled one's lip, reached for the precision-shooting rifle, opened the firing port on the door, and was about to pull the trigger.
Then...
With a "bang", a 25mm shell hits exactly... the indescribable thing between the hind legs of the big Yellow Ox .
Fuck! What a divine spear!
Lu Li's eyes were about to pop out.
The big Yellow Ox rushed forward, and only when it lifted its front foot and took off could it hit that spot, not even a tiny bit.
Awesome, Chef Wang!
After this bombardment, Big Yellow Ox let out a miserable howl. The cow's temper exploded, completely disregarding it, and rushing even more crazy!
"Kill it!"
Chef Wang shouted excitedly and continued to bombard Yellow Ox.
It's a pity...just hit that shot, even if the Yellow Ox rushed to ten meters away, Chef Wang missed a shot.
At a distance of ten meters, I missed a target in the shape of an elephant. This is not something ordinary people can do.
Lu Li curled one's lip, raised his precision-shooting rifle, and pulled the trigger with a "peng".
The 9mm bullet roared out, instantly hitting Big Yellow Ox's forehead, piercing the skull, and blowing the cow's brain.
With a "hong" sound, Big Yellow Ox fell to the ground.
"Cease fire!"
Lu Li yelled at Chef Wang.
Chef Wang, who was excited, shivered when he heard the roar, and quickly released the launch button.
Lu Li's mouth twitched a few times.
Chef Wang, it's really a mistake to let you shoot.
I wasted hundreds of cannonballs, and I still can't kill a mutant cow.
Sure enough, licking a dog doesn't have the part to shoot, I'm afraid this is an inevitable rule!
(end of this chapter)