Chapter 590
End Of Heavens Chapter 590
2019-12-28
Chapter 588 Director, I want to enter the AvengersWith tall buildings and busy traffic, this is the brightly lit New York City that never sleeps.
At night, the neon trance, the dazzling lights, the crowds are bustling, the tide is divided into the streets and alleys, the prosperity is woven into colorful, attracting groups of dreamers.
But behind this pomp, there are more streets and alleys, shelterer evil people and accept wrongdoing. In some places, the street lights are broken and no one cares.
Luo Su leaned against the alley, lit a cigarette, frowning and thinking about this World Mission.
Motivation can only be achieved when there is pressure. Because of Dormammu, he urgently needs a Character Card with outstanding battle strength, or a Skill Card and Item Card with incredible abilities.
At the beginning, Luo Su was disappointed when he found out that it was Spider-Man's world. There was no one in the trilogy that could be played, and it was not enough for Dormammu to plug his teeth, but the appearance of Deadpool gave him hope.
You can enter the other world at will, as long as Luo Su does not finish the mission under pressure, and travels a few more worlds with Deadpool, there will always be one or two chances to meet a powerful character.
The idea is very good, but there is a very fatal problem, Deadpool is unreliable, he thinks it out, impossible obediently and honestly obedient.
"Hey man, I've kept you waiting. You know, with my abilities, it's impossible less than half an hour." Deadpool came out of the alley, adjusted his new clothes, and put on his new clothes. Put your hat on.
It's a bad habit to be underdressed, so he borrowed a set from a few people in society, riding boots, trousers, a leather jacket, and a cowboy hat, which looks like a wild prostitute... …Darker.
"Let's go, let's go back first."
Luo Su took out Deadpool's equipment from the space ring, dual knives, dual guns, and venom wrapped in water polo, All thrown into each other's arms.
Deadpool held his equipment, confronted Luo Su, kept his pace and walked backwards: "Although I care more about 10WUSD, since we have reached an employment relationship, shouldn't you name it? "
"My name is Luo Su, I'm..."
crash-bang!
Knives, guns and water polo fell to the ground, Deadpool covered his face with his hands and couldn't believe it: "My God! You are Luo Su, you are actually Luo Su! Dude, oh, no, it's Fire Fist , you've grown like this?"
"Wait, that's not right! Fire Fist's cast is New Zealander, and you're Asian."
"I'm not that one. Little Fatty." Luo Su rolled the eyes, raised his foot and stepped on the water polo on the ground, Venom found a new round dwelling, and tried to roll and escape.
I thought this topic would be over after the clarification, but Luo Su still underestimated Deadpool's neuroticism. He jumped in place, turned three times after landing, and put his hand on the wall to start a concave shape. .
"I see, your name is Luo Su, you must be the director of the Avengers!"
Luo Su: "..."
"Mr. Director, Do you think I can get into the Avengers?"
Deadpool raised his hand and stroked the brim of his cowboy hat, feeling that something was missing, snatched half of his cigarette butt from Luo Su's hand, fiercely took a puff, spit it out With a smoke ring, he said deeply: "I heard that Robert Downey Jr. is dead, and the Avengers need a new C-star to save them. For example, for me, [Deadpool] invested 58 million USD in the first movie, and the world is crazy. The box office is close to 800 million USD, you deserve it."
Luo Su: "..."
Deadpool sighed with emotion: "It's a pity that Scarlett Johansson is also dead, we once So in love, but unable to join forces again on the big screen. Director, you will resurrect her, right?"
Luo Su: "..."
Deadpool picked up the cigarette butt and I twisted the wall, came to Luo Su's side, and whispered: "Director, I understand the rules, you can rest assured that my salary is super cheap. And I am my agent, I will sign 10 movies immediately. The contract is no problem, um, 20 can also be negotiated."
There are too many elements, Luo Su doesn't know where to vomit, and pushes Deadpool's arm on his shoulder: "No, you Too ugly!"
"What!?"
Deadpool was furious, grabbed Luo Su's arm, and babbled: "Director, I thought you were a person who pays attention to content. , didn't expect you to be like this superficial."
"Sorry, it's not me, but the audience. I'm a commercial filmmaker, and commercial films, to put it bluntly, are about making money and making the audience happy, so I shoot whatever they want to see."
"That's right, the fans like me, and I make a lot of money."
"That's because they're not on TV shows. I've seen idiots like this on the screen, and when they get used to it, you won't have a market."
"Impossible, I'll always be cheaper than they think!"
" ..."
In fact, what Luo Su wants to complain more about is that Deadpool like this is ugly, but he can actually pass through.
It's not aimless, but the reality is really cruel.
These days, transmigrators must be handsome men and beautiful women. Even if they were ugly in their previous life, they must be online after transmigration, otherwise the audience or readers will have no sense of substitution. After all, no one looks bad in real life.
……
While chattering along the way, Deadpool never stopped, Luo Su couldn’t bear it anymore and called for a taxi, but it was of no use. The driver refused the ride halfway, and if Deadpool didn't get out of the car, he would rather die than touch the steering wheel.
After finally returning home, Luo Su finally understood why Deadpool saved the world many times, but other heroes still didn't want to see him. Referring to the theory of relativity, being with Deadpool, a day equals a year, is a kind of mental torture.
"This is 100,000 USD. The contract will not be signed. It's useless to sign it anyway. I will give you another 100,000 USD after this is done." Luo Su ordered ten stacks of banknotes from behind the bedside table. , fiercely hit Deadpool in the face.
The latter picked up the banknotes, his face gloomy and uncertain, not because Luo Su trampled on his self-esteem, but seeing a lot of banknotes behind the bedside table, feeling that the business was at a loss.
"Dude... No, Boss, you may have misunderstood something." Deadpool put the money in his pocket and said shamelessly: "What I said is that the money you give is 100,000 USD for a world. , can only let you cross once."
"100,000 USD at a time?" Luo Su frowned looked towards Deadpool, bright light glittering in his eyes.
Deadpool tightened the banknotes in his arms: "Boss, if you are not satisfied with the price, you can apply for an annual membership and enjoy the second time through half-price service."
"No need to apply. Annual membership, there is no problem with 100,000 USD at a time, the promise just now remains unchanged, and I will still add 100,000 USD after the event is completed." Luo Su's mouth slightly raised, Deadpool is not reliable, but the banknotes can make him reliable .
Deadpool was elated when he heard the words: "God, you look so handsome when you spend money, I'm overwhelmed by emotions, and the side profile has increased by 20 cm!"
Luo Su hehe smiled, raised his hand to pick up the lighter, lit a stack of USD, and then used it to light a cigarette: "Wilson, if..."
Deadpool raised his chest and stood upright: "Boss, you called me Wade is fine."
"Wade, if you can sew your mouth on, you can pay 200,000 USD at a time, Boss, I'm not bad for money!"
"Uh..."
Deadpool bit his nails and got into a tangle. After a while, he made up his mind and said: "Boss, I know you are rich, but I prefer to do business with 100,000 USD."
After saying this, Deadpool closed his eyes in pain, and two tears slid down the curvaceous face.
He regretted it. He finally met a Kaizi. He shouldn't have insisted on it in the first place.
This situation is similar to when the local tyrants in the Middle East imported daily necessities from a certain country, and a certain country reported a price that they thought was insane. As a result, the local tyrants in the Middle East agreed without thinking.
A certain country felt that the report was too low, and hurriedly added a sentence of 'USD', which made the local tyrants in the Middle East look bored. Don't all import and export business pay in USD?
Deadpool turned on the TV, ready to look for the unfortunate in the news, and use other people's pain to soothe his traumatized little heart.
"Wade, the account has been settled, when will we set off for the next world?" Luo Su piled up the piles of USD and put them in the space ring, thinking it was useless waste paper, didn't 't expect really came in handy.
"Any time..."
Deadpool stopped suddenly, because the TV news was in an emergency, Doctor Octopus fought Spider-Man in the screen, and finally Doctor Octopus used the hostages and succeeded escape.
After watching the news, Deadpool looked serious: "Boss, I have a dream."
Luo Su: "..."
(End of this chapter)