Chapter 626: The Return of the First Emperor (13)
As the saying goes, what if Xiaotiandao is not obedient and always wants to hide?
There is nothing that can't be cured by one meal. If one meal does not work, then two or three meals will be used.
Ji Yanzhi now wants to go to heaven to find a small heaven in this azimuth world to do a fight, and ask him what he wants to do!
It is a pity that Ji Yanzhi has not communicated with the little heavens of the world in this direction. It's as if it doesn't exist, no matter what Ji Yan said, he didn't respond!
Ji Yanzhi fell into contemplation briefly.
It's a bit strange, will it be...
The little heavens in this azimuth world have not formed consciousness at all, but the law is running?
This is not impossible, and it is extremely possible! ! !
After all, this azimuth world is a very chaotic world.
More than two thousand years ago, it was not considered the end of the Dharma era. Even if Ji Yanzhi, if you don't earnestly watch the stars day by day, ask about the hexagrams and hit the hexagrams, you will not necessarily detect the existence of the world's small heavens in this azimuth.
To put it bluntly, Ji Yanzhi is the kind of person who likes mouth-heavy. When he is in a bad mood, he verbally takes advantage of it. In fact, every time he goes to a new world, Ji Yanzhi really doesn’t have that thought. God's way.
Everyone is a colleague, and there is no need to pay for the sometimes brain-dead behavior of a colleague.
Thoughts were fleeting, but in an instant. Ji Yanzhi regained his senses, looking at Alex, who was extremely doglegged on the ground, curling his lips with a smile.
Inexplicably, the sight of Alex who was smiling but not smiling was terrified.
Alex: "┭┮﹏┭┮, the king, no, no, no, your majesty, you believe that the little one, the little one is definitely not willing to dig your grave. The little one did archeology with his teammates."
"Oh, archaeology. I thought Alex would like to learn to touch Captain Jin! It turned out to be archaeology."
The smile on Ji Yanzhi's face grew deeper and deeper, and the other players shivered along with them. Then Yi Xiaobei, the leader of the archaeological team, suddenly felt that something was wrong, but after thinking about it, he couldn't think of a reason, so he frowned and thought hard.
The reason why Yi Xiaobei feels wrong is that Lieutenant Touching Jin was specially made by Cao Cao, a professional tomb robber. Cao Cao was a person from the Three Kingdoms period, but in the late Spring and Autumn Period and Warring States Period, Ji Yanzhi's terminology was definitely wrong.
It’s just that the history of this plane world has long been harmonized beyond recognition. The Qin Dynasty has existed for more than a thousand years. Later, Cao Cao responded to the evaluation of "the hero in the troubled times, the prosperous minister", and he has gone through three dynasties. Naturally, the noble ministers of the ages will not have the official position of'touching the golden school lieutenant'.
It feels wrong, because when the law consciousness is self-consistent, it is too simple and rude!
It seems that it is the pot of a few of them who are passing through the elements!
Ji Yanzhi squinted his eyes slightly: "I am rich in the world, and there are countless treasures. How can you dare to spy on it at will?"
That strong and suffocating domineering aura came upon his face as he asked. ‘Plop’, ‘Plop’, I only heard the sound of faster and faster heartbeats.
They were nervous, some of them were pale and sweaty, as if they had just steamed in a sauna; some of them were weak and fell to the ground unsupported.
Ji Yan was cold, and immediately flicked his sleeves, soaring up to 90,000 li, and directly threw a group of people out. Then the tomb of the Dragon Emperor shook for a while, and in the blink of an eye, he went back to the depths of Mount Everest.
All the members of the archaeological team looked at each other and didn't know what to say. After a long time, Alex O'Connor took the lead to recover, exaggeratingly: "He is the Dragon Emperor, so cool."
Alex wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said with lingering fear: "It's so cool, I almost thought I wouldn't see the sun tomorrow morning."
"That Alex, I just wanted to ask, have you traveled to the dynasty of the first emperor?" Yi Xiaobei pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said with a special gentleness. "Although listening to your tone, you seem to be dressed as a parrot, but it is a parrot raised by His Majesty Shi Huang. Can you elaborate on it? This should be useful for studying Shi Huang's life."
Alex was in tears.
"I don’t find it useful. I dress as a parrot. My daily routine is to eat and sleep and then lay and incubate the eggs. Can you imagine the prince of a country who likes to poke birds with small wooden sticks? The whole body was pricked, and the feathers fell one by one!"
When it comes to dressing as a female parrot, Alex has countless sadnesses he wants to talk about.
And he also crackled and told his story. Unfortunately, his companions did not have any love. Hearing that Alex was rare to follow the trend, he succeeded in wearing humans and successfully embarking on the talent of life, but he was dressed as a bird, the key is the mother's. , I asked you if you were smiling. Anyway, including Yi Xiaobei, everyone laughed'pouch'.
"Sorry, I usually seldom laugh." Yi Xiaobei explained: "Unless you can't help it."
Damn, see what this says, unless you can't help it!
Just, so funny?
He dressed as a female parrot and was bullied every day. Is it really that funny?
Blue thin shiitake mushrooms!
Alex sucked his nose and said viciously. "Let me tell you, Dragon Emperor's temper is very bad, this time I let us go so easily, there must be something to deal with us."
Alex narrowed his smile, wondering if his friend had been hit so deeply that he was full of stupid thoughts. He couldn't help but said a little unhappy: "Don't say discouraged words, we have found the legend buried in The tomb of the dragon emperor at the position of the dragon head must have the opportunity to enter again. At that time, this great discovery will surely shock the world."
Alex chuckled his mouth lightly, and was too lazy to bother about digging into the tomb of the Dragon Emperor, and fell into an extremely frenetic friend.
He used to say, ‘You must dig the tomb of the Dragon Emperor’. Just like the Dragon Emperor’s type, the intruder must be compared and the gaze must be reported. The very small-minded guy will just break in without permission for the first time, and the next time, it will definitely cramp the intruder.
Thinking of this possibility, Alex couldn't even sustain a fake cry.
He is really scared, Longdi guy.
"Okay, don't play tricks." A teammate who seemed to be relatively old and stable said: "It's getting dark now. Isn't our first task to set up camp?"
"Yes, yes, don't camp in the wilderness, what if it snows?"
After speaking, some team members started to set up tents, without any sense of crisis at all. In other words, one of Ji Yan's tricks of ‘swinging up to ninety thousand miles’ and sending them out of the tomb made them subconsciously believe that as the founder of the millennium prosperous Qin Dynasty, Ji Yanzhi would not have the same knowledge as ordinary humans.
But in fact, Ji Yanzhi's heart is irritable.
The desire to destroy everything came suddenly, but it instantly made Ji Yanzhi feel that something was wrong.
Ji Yanzhi hurriedly read the Qingxin Jue silently, and then said with a murderous cry: "Zi Ai, very good, you really succeeded in angering me."
After falling into a deep sleep, he sneaked into the tomb to arrange the formation, but it was really...Ji Yanzhi closed his eyes and began to run "Chaos Jue" for a week. Only then did he shrink to an inch, and he reached the tomb next door almost instantly.
Regardless of the time and space of the first emperor Baba, one of the representatives is the tens of thousands of terracotta warriors. As a good brother, Xiang Shaolong should be buried with the tomb after his death. In addition to him, several of the men of the Meng family should be there, but they should be in Fusu's tomb.
No, Ji Yanyi opened the coffin and saw Xiang Shaolong, who was about 30 years old, sleeping in it.
Ji Yanzhi let out a ‘huh’: “It stands to reason that Xiang Shaolong’s face should be around fifty years old.
Full of doubts, Ji Yanzhi thought for a while, slapped Xiang Shaolong’s face directly, and after patted the jade cicada in his mouth, he directly stuffed Xiang Shaolong’s mouth with a mouthpiece. Of the elixir.
Soon, Xiang Shaolong woke up leisurely.
"Your Majesty?" Xiang Shaolong was a little confused: "You are not..."
"What am I?" Ji Yanzhi stretched his waist and said lazily: "I slept really hard, and it will be 2010 when I wake up."
"It's 2010 now?" Xiang Shaolong looked around and jumped out of the coffin. "Then my ex-girlfriend Qin Qing has become a **** child."
Ji Yanzhi rolled his eyes. "You are really, didn't you have been the father of the child earlier?"
Xiang Shaolong was silent, but after a long while he said: "Your Majesty, do you think there is a problem with my bastard's brain. It is clear that Xiang Ying's name is good, so I have to change my name to Xiang Yu. If you don't know that your Majesty has been prepared for a rainy day, it will be true. Overlord of the Western Chu. Xiang Yu gave the dark shark to the dark shark, and I had to be so angry that I had a heart attack."
God knows that when he learned from Zhao Qian that the **** was crying and clamoring to change his name to Xiang Yu, the sudden awkwardness came.
——The Overlord of Western Chu is my son?
——After playing, you won’t beat anyone with your majesty’s careful eyes!
Afterwards, Xiang Ying did successfully change her name to Xiang Yu, and His Majesty did indeed beat others, but the reason was not because of irresistible **** fate, but "Who made you TM take it for granted to slander my character!" Now Xiang Shaolong thinks of it. Ji Yanzhi's sturdy, fighting power that he did not have the strength to fight back at all, was still heart palpitations.
Xiang Shaolong exclaimed. "Not only your Majesty, but even me, two thousand years have passed since I slept."
Ji Yanzhi squinted slightly and asked, "When did you die?"
Xiang Shaolong: "I lived to be eighty-eight years old."
Ji Yanzhi: "..."
"Emma, I'm so angry." Ji Yan said with an unacceptable expression, depressed: "Xiang Shaolong, you said, I didn't do anything bad, why was suddenly cursed by the witch!"
Xiang Shaolong: "It's not necessarily a bad thing."
Ji Yanzhi: "Huh? How do I feel Xiang Shaolong? You seem to know the reason why I was unconscious."