Chapter 961: Extra - Honeymoon is over
Chapter 961 Extra - Honeymoon Over
"Roar!"
The polar bear, who was holding the vodka and was gurgling, gave a low roar to the two of them, and then reached for a can of meat as if nothing had happened, and took it to his mouth and bit it a few times.
It also knows to put the unfinished vodka aside and use its claws to fish out the meat in the can to eat.
Ruan Ruan hurried in and put away the rest of the snacks.
"You're really good, you've spoiled us with so much food in such a short period of time."
Jiang Jincheng pulled Ruan Ran and stood on the side.
"I'll just come, watch it, don't let it drink."
nodded softly, rolled up his sleeves and went to grab a drink with the polar bear. In the end, the fat man weighing more than 700 pounds was still unable to grab her.
"Roar!"
Fatty Bear had some cans around his feet, which were still meat. He was holding vodka in his paws.
pat its paws softly.
"You can't drink it. You, a polar bear who has never drank before, will get drunk later and no one will be able to send you home!"
"Roar……"
"Stop! You're drunk now."
"Roar……"
Fat Bear hugged the vodka tightly, used both arms, twisted his **** to try to grab it, but in the end he was unable to grab the girl who looked weak and weak.
Polar Bear: This is not science!
One thing to say, although like those alcoholics, he refused to admit that he was drunk, but the fat polar bear who was really drunk fell directly into the tent, and fell asleep with his feet in his arms.
Jiang Jincheng & Ruan Ruan "..."
"Carry out?"
looked at his husband softly.
Jiang Jincheng nodded, "Let's go."
As soon as he bent down and was about to lift it, the bear was dragged out by Ruan Ruan.
Jiang Jincheng "..."
You asked me to show whether my boyfriend can do his best, he really made me think of myself as a man!
This average man's strength really can't drag a polar bear that has been weighing more than 700 pounds.
There is no way, Jiang Jincheng can only pack everything in the tent, and then start to make the bed.
"You can play outside for a while by yourself, and you'll be fine soon."
Softly touched the big head of the polar bear, "No rush, no rush, brother, take it slow, I'll send a video to dads."
She just applied to connect to the video, and it took almost two or three seconds for the fathers to connect.
"Dad, good evening, brothers."
Softly leaned on the polar bear and greeted his fathers with a smile.
"Sister sister..."
A few small heads suddenly came up, and just after shouting a few words, my sister was ruthlessly pressed down by their father with a big palm.
Mu Shen said calmly, "It's almost three months, in fact, you can come back earlier."
Su Yan said directly, "Dad, baby girl, misses you, when will you be back?"
"Sister, and us, Dad Mu, stand aside a little bit and give me some space!"
Su Qingyun folded his hands together and looked at Mu Shen eagerly. Except for his own father who doesn't have a surname, Su Qingyun now calls him daddy.
Mu Shen glanced at him, "Wait a moment."
Su Qingyun suddenly wailed, "You adults have been waiting for too long, I don't want to wait for a while, I will do it now."
Mu Shen said lightly, "Go find your father."
Su Qingyun turned to look at his own father, and was pulled away by his own father before he could speak.
"Go, you're blocking my view of your sister."
Su Qingyun "......"
So no one in this family loves me anymore!
A few children watched helplessly as a few adults dominated the screen in front of the projection screen, and they were completely blocked.
Fortunately, the projection screen is big enough, otherwise, it may not be what it will be.
A few small eyes were squeezed to the side with resentment, and they couldn't talk to their dear sister on their toes. Suddenly, their stomachs swelled with anger, and their soft little faces were really angry. .
So, An Ge and Su Qingyun squatted on the ground and drew circles.
"Bad dad, stinky dad, don't let us see my sister, adults are shameless!"
"What did you say?"
The sound of a negative test came from above, and the little guys' bodies froze suddenly, and their little heads pressed against each other loudly.
"We didn't say anything, Dad, you heard it wrong!"
woo woo... When they grow up and can beat their father, they also grab their sister's videos, it's too much!
Su Yan let out a snort and smoothed his long hair, which was too smug.
"Your sister called you guys, it's fine if you don't see it..."
"Sister, we miss you so much."
Without waiting for Su Yan to finish his words, the six little ones suddenly had obvious excitement on their faces, and eagerly pushed aside the adults and rushed to the projection screen.
Su Yan was so squeezed that he stumbled and almost didn't fall on the ground.
He stared at the stinky boys with his beautiful cat eyes, and straightened his clothes and precious hair when he stood up.
"Sister, when are you coming back? We learned to make your favorite milk tea and fruit cake with Dad Ji and Dad Qin. Come back quickly and we'll make it for you."
"No, only Huai Jin and I have learned it. They are too stupid to learn it!"
Qin Huaixin, with a fleshy little face, debunked Su Qingyun's lie.
Su Qingyun stared at him with small eyes, "I will learn it soon!"
Qin Huaixin's little face was cold and disdainful, "Then wait until you learn it!"
Su Qingyun "Believe it or not, I'll beat you!"
Qin Huaixinte calmly said, "Come here if you have the ability!"
soft “…………”
"Children, are you sure you want to use the video time with your sister to quarrel or even fight?"
The two little guys who were fighting with each other just now hummed and continued chatting with Ruan Ruan.
"Sister, come back quickly, all my delicious food is for my sister."
Nangong Lingjun's voice was soft and glutinous, and he took out a lot of candy and snacks from the small pocket of his clothes in front of his stomach.
Then he eagerly looked at Ruan Ruan on the projection screen, "It's all for my sister, come back soon."
Ruan Ruan was stunned by his **** and innocent eyes.
"Lingjun is good, my sister will be back soon, and I have told you that you can't eat too much sugar, or your teeth will grow bugs."
Xiao Lingjun's fleshy little hand immediately covered his mouth, "There are no bugs, and there is nothing to eat."
Ange picked up a candy, "This looks like the chocolate I didn't see yesterday."
Nangong Lingjun “…………”
soft “…………”
Good guy, send out a 'missing case' with sugar.
"Hu... nonsense! Chocolates all look the same!" Little Lingjun pretended to be calm.
An Ge glared at him, "But this package still has my tooth print on it, the one I didn't see yesterday!"
Xiao Lingjun covered his little face and said, "I picked it up."
An Ge "Fart... I put it on my desk!"
Nangong Lingjun was anxious, "No, I picked it up under your desk. If you don't believe me, ask Chengyu."
Mu Chengyu nodded, cherishing his words like gold, "Well, I picked it up."
An Ge "That's mine too, give it back to me."
Lingjun hugged his candy "No, mine!"
An Ge pouted, "Forget it, I'll give it to you, I'll go find your father myself."
Nangong Lingjun's small eyes suddenly lit up, "I'll go too."
Ji Huaijin rubbed his head, "No way."
Lingjun looked at him suspiciously, "Why can't brother Huaijin?"
"Because dads are talking about controlling the amount of sugar you eat."
Nangong Lingjun “…………”
is a bolt from the blue!
Softly propped up his chin and watched a few children chatting with him, not knowing where he was crooked.
But it's actually quite interesting to watch the brothers make such a fuss, as long as they don't fight.
"Sister, is the polar bear behind you? What's wrong with it?"
A few children finally put their eyes back and chattered about the fat bear behind her.
"Did you get cold?"
"Stupid, polar bears live in very cold and cold places, so they won't be cold."
Lingjun tilted his small head, bit his finger and asked, "Why?"
Huaijin has a deep face "because its skin is very thick."
Mu Chengyu nodded, "There is still thick fur, just like the down jacket we wear in winter."
The other children nodded with a clear expression, so that's what happened.
Ruan Ruan looked at them with joy, "In the future, my sister will also bring you to the North Pole to see polar bears. There are also very beautiful aurora here, and cute seals..."
Several of the children were looking forward to it even more, and could not wait to drag their father to find their sister now.
"Have you finished your homework yet?"
The little faces of An Ge and Su Qingyun suddenly collapsed, "No."
Several other children were very proud, "Sister, we have finished our homework, and we have also previewed the class for tomorrow."
Ruan Ruan immediately praised, "Awesome, I'll bring you gifts when I go back."
Su Qingyun and An Ge hurriedly said, "I want my sister too. The homework will be finished soon."
"Okay, Qingyun and An Ge are also great, sister will not forget your gifts."
coaxed the little guys in a super gentle tone, until Jiang Jincheng urged her to go inside the tent, they reluctantly hung up the video.
In the end, the little guys said indignantly, "Brother-in-law is very bad! Take my sister away and don't want us!"
Jiang Jincheng raised his eyebrows and looked at them, hugging the soft shoulders, "The softness is mine."
Then hung up the video under the angry eyes of the little guys.
The deadly sleeping polar bear lay carelessly on the leeward side of the soft tent. After sobering up, it circled the soft tent twice, and then scratched with its paws a few times. The people inside woke up.
Ruan Ruan went even further into Jiang Jincheng's arms, rubbing his furry head.
Jiang Jincheng covered her ears with his steaming palms, turned over and covered her with the quilt, and then went out to open the tent curtain.
"Don't be noisy, Ruan Ruan is still sleeping."
I don't know if the polar bear understood it, but it stuck its head directly into the tent and pushed Jiang Jincheng, who was standing at the door, away.
Jiang Jincheng pushed its head out with a black face, "Go away, don't come in."
The polar bear roared at him impatiently, and his chubby body just wanted to go in.
When rubbed his eyes softly, what he saw was a man and a bear facing each other at the entrance of the tent.
"What are you doing?"
She yawned, feeling dazed and wanting to sleep.
"It's okay, you go to sleep, I'll make breakfast."
After he finished speaking to Ruan Ran softly, he turned his head and said to the polar bear with a stinky face, "Go out, we ate so much yesterday, don't think of free food today."
The polar bear gave Jiang Jincheng a disdainful look, turned to face him with his butt, and left with a twist.
Jiang Jincheng also planned to find some fresh food for breakfast, so one person and one bear went to the beach. One planned to forage by himself, and the other planned to find some ingredients at the beach to bring back to cook.
Some of the Arctic shells and oysters here are very plump. In fact, they are more delicious in the sea, but going to the sea in such a cold place in the Arctic is really a big test for people.
Jiang Jincheng was thinking about throwing a net to see if he could catch anything, when the fat man of more than 700 jin walked over to him, and jumped into the sea, very skilled. Pulling his paws, he swam in the sea water.
It plunged into the sea, and when it came out again, it had a fish in its mouth. It walked up with domineering steps, and disdainfully threw the fish that was still swinging in its mouth in front of him.
That look seemed to say 'Why are you so useless. ’
Jiang Jincheng "..."
I will endure it!
He laughed grimly, "Ruan Ruan likes to eat king crabs and lobsters. Since you are so good, just go down and catch some."
The polar bear immediately sat on the ground with its buttocks on the ground, and slapped the fish with its claws, as if he didn't understand what Jiang Jincheng just said.
is pretty smart.
"Go back and give you vodka."
This polar bear can understand some of his simple words, but it needs some help to understand.
So Jiang Jincheng used his personal terminal to project pictures of king crabs and some giant lobsters living in the Arctic to the screen, and finally took out pictures of vodka and some cans.
This polar bear with the potential to be an alcoholic saw the vodka bottle and immediately went to the sea.
This morning came back with a full reward, and the softness in my sleep was awakened by a burst of fragrance.
I don't know if it is because of the cold weather in the Arctic, Ruan Ruan feels that she is more and more sleepy.
Of course, she used to be sleepy in winter, but not as bad as she is now.
sat up and stretched, she muttered in a low voice, "Looks like I really have to go back early."
"Woke up?"
Jiang Jincheng entered the tent, and as soon as he squatted down, he threw himself into his arms and fell onto him lazily as if he had no bones.
Jiang Jincheng only felt that the person in his arms was extremely soft. He wrapped his arms around her slender waist, lowered his head and kissed the tip of her nose, and then dressed her skillfully.
The soft voice muttered softly, "You're trying to spoil me, Mr. Jiang, I'm getting lazy now, and you'll be at a disadvantage if you get used to me like this."
Jiang Jincheng smiled and pinched her delicate little face, "This is not a disadvantage to me. Every time I put you to sleep, wake you up, dress you and cook, why don't you know that I am enjoying it."
He smiled softly with a row of white and neat teeth, his head was arched in his arms for a long time, and he was tired and crooked in the tent for a long time before going out for breakfast.
She likes to eat seafood, and the seafood here is indeed plump and soft, and she can eat a lot by herself. For this, I am especially grateful to the great polar bear, Big Chubby, who caught these seafood.
gave it some biscuits and canned meat, this guy Xiao was still thinking about the spirits vodka.
The rest of the vodka gave the polar bear a third of a bottle. After that, the two of them were basically with the polar bear, just like people on a trip, walking slowly in this cold Arctic On the icefield, I saw a lot of scenery that has not been seen in other places.
The honeymoon trip came to a successful end, Ruan Ruan and Jiang Jincheng said goodbye to the polar bears and were going back.
Parting is always reluctant to part, the big fat polar bear chased their aircraft for a long distance, until it could no longer be seen, it stood up and roared for a long time, like saying goodbye, but also like saying goodbye. Make them remember to come back early.
Although I am used to this kind of scene, Ruan Ruan still feels sad, goodbye, my friend, I will come to you if I have a chance.
However, in the animal world, the strong eat the weak. The next time we meet, I don’t know if I can find it, and whether it will remember them.
(end of this chapter)