Chapter 973
End Of Heavens Chapter 973
2020-02-09
Chapter 970 You are a good devil"I like your sense of humor!"
The woman raised her eyebrows slightly upwards, he took out a business card from the indescribable place on his chest and handed it to Luo Su.
"This is my business card, believe me, ordinary people are not eligible to get it... Hey, where are you looking? If you really want to see it, just sign the contract and make a wish. ”
Luo Su retracted his just and honorable eyes, raised his hand to take the white business card, and read out the only two words on it.
"THE DEVIL!"
"Yes, it's the devil, but I prefer to be called Your Majesty, Queen of Darkness."
Luo Su nod: "Okay, Madam Satan."
"It's Your Majesty, Queen of Darkness!"
"No problem, Madam Satan!"
"OK, you're happy It's good."
Ms. Satan rolled her eyes, gave up the meaningless dialogue with Luo Su, and continued: "So what, you... oh, Officer Luo Su, you are very lucky , got the opportunity to make a deal with the devil."
"It seems that making a deal with the devil is not a good thing!" Those who have traded, the better ones go directly to hell, the lesser ones are separated from their wives, their families are destroyed, and then they go to hell.
"This is not necessarily, many people want to deal with the devil but can't find a place, even more how I like this beautiful devil."
Ms. Satan is indescribable from her chest He took out the lipstick, painted the flaming red lips deeply, pursed his lips slightly, and the red lips made a soft sound.
"Ms. Satan, you said that many people who want to trade with the devil can't find a place."
Luo Su touched his chin and locked his eyes on the lipstick that had been put in place. He thought deeply: "The vanity box is very pretty...cough cough, I mean, is it understandable that you haven't done a deal with anyone for many years."
"How, how could it be possible! "
Satan spread his hands, as if he heard some funny joke: "In this materialistic world, desire and ambition are infinitely magnified, will I be short of clients?"
"Then why did you rush to the door as soon as you got the call? You even dressed up... with a look of urgency."
Luo Su looked steadily forward, his eyes focused and said: "I'm not saying that you are not well-dressed, this will indeed support your devilish figure and make you closer to the devil, but..."
"You are also a Satan, a leader of hell, and an ordinary. The person signed the contract and actually showed up on his own initiative, instead of handing it over to the younger brother below. This is very low, and it will make people think that hell is a small company, or one that is on the verge of bankruptcy.”
“…”
Satan took out a red coat from behind, covered himself tightly, and then folded his arms and squinted at Luo Su speechlessly.
"What's the matter, Ms. Satan, is the hell company really on the verge of bankruptcy that you can't even find an employee?"
"No, it's just my personal hobby , I like to make deals."
Satan took a deep breath, suppressed MMP, and continued to use a friendly official expression: "Before signing the agreement, if you have any questions, you'd better ask them in one breath, However, asking about God is forbidden."
"Why?"
"No why!"
"Then I won't ask, to be honest , I always thought that the two of you belonged to the same company, and the relationship was very harmonious."
"Hehe, how is that possible!"
Satan didn't smile, glanced around the living room, and moved to the dining table Next to him, he swept away the pots and pans on the table, and took out a stack of documents from behind his butt.
This time, I took it lightly and placed it on the table.
"Listen, Officer Luo Su, you're funny and it's fun to chat with you, but I'm in a hurry, and there are hundreds of people just like you waiting for me to rescue."
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Satan raised his hand and knocked on the document: "So, hurry up and sign the contract. After signing it, I will fulfill your seven wishes."
"Seven! Like this?"
"Seven! Like this?"
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Luo Su was astonished. He stepped forward and looked at the document. His name was written on the first line, in brackets 'The Cursed One'.
"It's true and honest."
"Thanks, it's all devilish virtue, if there's no doubt, please sign the last page, I'm really in a hurry Time."
Satan clasped his hands on his chest, looking at Luo Su's eyes flickering, as if there were little stars in them.
"Ms. Satan, if you're begging me, it's better not to wear a coat, the one just now is more sincere."
Luo Su sat on the chair and read one by one. Document: "The first stage is when the devil and hell give the cursed seven wishes, and the second stage is when the cursed person fulfills his wish and gives his soul to the devil as a price...well, it's very devilish."
"Thank you, sign it!"
"No hurry, I'll take a look again. The spirit of the contract is sacred and inviolable. You must respect my rights."
Luo Su ignored Satan, Word by word: "Wow, the third stage is the terms of the transaction, and it's all the devil's disclaimer, which is too exaggerated."
"Ah, the level of your ink is also exaggerated. I can't wait to kill you."
......
Three hours later, Luo Su closed the contract document. He had already memorized the contents in his mind and could only say Benefit a lot.
"Ms. Satan, I've finished reading..."
Luo Su shut down in time, because there was a bathtub in the living room at some point, Satan was soaked in the milk bath, his face With a mask on, a long snow-white leg rests on the edge of the bathtub.
"Ma'am, do you need me to wipe your back?"
"Is this your poor wish?"
Satan closed his eyes and returned lazily In a word, the tone of the voice is exactly the same as when answering the phone.
"No, I haven't signed it yet!"
"Why?"
Satan raised his hand and ripped off the mask from his face, widening his eyes from the bathtub. Li stood up, but there was nothing, she was wearing a swimsuit.
A swimsuit will work too!
Luo Su doesn't mind at all. If you want a bicycle, a swimsuit beauty is better than nothing.
"Are you not interested in the seven wishes, or do you think your soul is very important?"
Satan angrily walked up to Luo Su: "Don't overestimate yourself, In this world, there are countless people, countless souls, and all of them are equal. If you miss this opportunity, you will forever lose the seven omnipotent wishes.”
At the end of the sentence, Satan added One sentence: "The old lady stayed in this dirty, messy, smelly room for three hours, and there was a corpse downstairs in this broken room, not to accompany you to sway your feelings, hurry up and sign for me!"
Is there a dead body downstairs?
Luo Su brows slightly wrinkle, pressing down in his heart for a while, and continued to enjoy Satan's swimsuit show: "Sorry, this thick contract is too beneficial to the cursed, according to the spirit of the contract, I can't Take advantage of your conscience."
"Then please take your eyes off my chest!"
"Oh."
"On the leg No way!!!"
"I don't want to either, but I'm afraid that if you don't watch it, you will feel that you are not attractive, and you will say that I am inferior to a beast." Luo Su was very embarrassed.
"God!"
Satan raised his hand to cover his forehead, looking like he was defeated, raised his hand and took out the red coat from behind, and put it on again. , speechless saying: "To be honest, this is the first time since I signed a contract with a human being that I wear something thick like this."
"It shows that I have a good character."
"No , it shows that you have thick skin."
Satan sighed: "Tell me, what do you think the contract is beneficial to the cursed?"
"Here, contract number 147 Item 3, paragraph 9, speaks of an act of selfless redemption..."
Luo Su pushed the non-existent glasses: "Meaning, if I use my desire to do a truly selfless act , then the contract expires immediately, and I still keep my soul instead of being taken away by the devil."
Satan was stunned: "You...you f*ck actually finished reading it!?"
"Yeah, what about the plentiful harvest!"
Luo Su nodded and said: "After reading it, I was tempted for a second to sign the contract. The first six wishes. All are fulfilled, take the seventh wish to save people, then the contract will be invalid, and enjoy the six wishes for free."
"Why not?"
Luo Su sighed: "No way. , the thought of taking advantage of you makes my conscience aching, you are a good devil, I can't like this shameless."
"hehe!"
Satan turned several times in a row Rolling eyes: "You think too much. If you really do like this, it's not a selfless act, because you have an impure purpose and a selfish behavior."
" It turned out to be so, you really are a good devil."
pu chi!
Satan covered her chest, she was caught in a routine, and unconsciously told the truth.
"What's the matter, my chest hurts, do you want me to help you..."
"Shut up!"
Satan flustered and exasperated, slapped on On the contract, he gritted his teeth and said, "One last time, do you sign this contract or not?"
"Before signing the contract, I would like to ask, who is better between God and you?"
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"Nonsense, of course it's up..."
Satan raised his finger to the sky, halfway through his words, his raised fingertips poked his chest: "The one above is not good, my mother is even more powerful. "
Luo Su continued to ask: "Then if God signs a contract with you, can you take away his old man's soul?"
Satan slightly frowned, vigilant looking towards Luo Su: "Why are you asking this?"
"That's not good!"
Luo Su raised his hand and touched his chin: "Can I understand that the strength is stronger than Your person, even if you sign a contract, you can't take away the soul of the other party?"
"..."
Satan didn't speak, the charm on his face was restrained, and he put on With a serious expression, he looked directly at Luo Su for the first time.
Luo Su saw all of this in his eyes and said with a deep meaning: "so that's how it is, in addition to God, there are people in the world who make you helpless, Ms. Satan."
"Who are you?"
Satan's eyes turned blood red, he stretched his hand forward suddenly, and grabbed Luo Su's neck: "Don't play tricks, you are not an ordinary person, tell me yours Identity."
"I'll tell you at first..."
Luo Su's face was full of darkness, a pair of scarlet eyes lit up, holding Satan's slender jade hand Breaking it open, said with a malicious smile: "I am the lord of the dark dimension!"
Satan looked at the monster in front of him in amazement, the rich darkness had never been seen before, and without thinking, he fled away. disappeared in place.
"Run, where can you run to?"
Luo Su waved to open Gates of Hell, a dark shadow stretched out under his feet, and walked in.
Two seconds later, he came out again, holding the contract in his arms.
(end of this chapter)