: Nine hundred and eighty-three pig hemorrhoids
Catherine missed her whole life by eating only one bite. She was full of praise for the gourd head steamed buns, and she snorted and finished the bowl. Looking at the rest of the lunch box, she couldn't help but share it with Shen Han.
Dong Fangzheng had already checked Mrs. Yelena's pulse, and said sternly: "The pulse is not bad, there is no major problem, I will prescribe a prescription, it is to strengthen the vitality, take it for half a month."
Mrs. Yelena's recovery is very good. Before coming here, she went to the H City Hospital for an examination. The results surprised the doctors. Most of the cancer cells in the old lady's body fell into a deep sleep, just like an extinct volcano, as long as it wasn't Too much stimulation, it can sleep for thousands of years.
In the case of Mrs. Yelena, she has basically recovered. Because of Mrs. Yelena's case, the hospital even took the old lady's treatment process as a research sample, and carefully analyzed whether there was anything that could be learned from it.
"Thank you, Mr. Dong." Mrs. Yelena thanked her with a smile.
She was in a good mood, and after receiving Dong Fangzheng's affirmative answer, her heart was completely at ease, and she felt like she was reborn. Two months ago, she really thought she was going to die soon!
Dong Fangzheng wrote the prescription eloquently, gave it to Shen Jiao, and gave it to Mrs. Yelena, but she couldn't understand it. The old lady could only understand Chinese, but she couldn't write or read it.
"Auntie, this thing is called a gourd head. It's made from the most delicious part of a pig, isn't it delicious?"
Shen Han said with a smile, it wasn't that he deliberately deceived Catherine, but the raw material of the gourd head was indescribable, and he didn't know how to describe it in Y language.
After writing the prescription, Dong Fangzheng breathed a sigh of relief and was ready to go back to enjoy the big meal, but—
"Where's my gourd head? Which **** ate it?"
Dong Fangzheng looked angrily at the empty lunch box in front of him, not even a drop of soup was left, while Shen Han next to him had oil on his mouth and was burping slightly. The old man was so angry that he just wanted to strangle this little bastard.
"Master, look at the fat on your body, my aunt and I are helping you lower your cholesterol." Shen Han giggled.
When Dong Fangzheng heard that Catherine also had a share, he was not so angry. In front of the foreigners, he still had to show the friendship of the landlord, and he couldn't let the foreigners laugh at the Chinese people for being stingy.
"I'll go back and find you to settle the account. Anyway, I'll leave only Roujiamo for Laozi?" Dong Fangzheng glared fiercely, looking at the greasy paper on the table with distress.
Mother-in-law, this foreign woman can really eat, no wonder she looks so strong, tsk!
After listening to Xiao Fang's translation, Catherine felt a little embarrassed. She didn't expect that she was eating Dong Fangzheng's breakfast. It was so rude.
"Mr. Dong, I'm really sorry, I didn't know this was your breakfast, how about I compensate you?" Catherine said apologetically.
Dong Fangzheng waved his hands again and again: "No, no, it's just a little snack. You don't need to lose money. You can eat it. I'll buy it later when I go back."
Generally speaking, foodies and foodies are the easiest to become good friends. It doesn't matter what you say, you can call your brother or sister when you go to a string together.
The same goes for Dong Fangzheng and Catherine, a bowl of gourd head made them have a common topic, Dong Fangzheng wrote for her: "I tell you, this gourd head must be eaten at a food stall, where the taste is the most correct, what do you know? The reason?"
"Because the chef there is the real chef," Catherine replied.
Dong Fangzheng chuckled: "The chef is a fart. They are all cooks who have become monks. If you want to eat gourd head, the most important thing is that the thing can't be washed too cleanly. It tastes like that!"
The translator's expression was a little strange in a small aspect. She knew some of the dietary customs of the Y country. It should be said that most Westerners do not eat animal offal, especially the aristocrats.
A noble lady like Catherine does not eat it 100%. If she knows the raw materials of gourd head, will she go crazy?
Xiao Fang thought about it and decided not to directly translate Dong Fangzheng's words. He was about to say that the raw materials of gourd head are very delicious, and Shen Han next to him said: "Yes, pig intestines just can't be washed. It's too clean, it washes away the smell, and it doesn't taste authentic."
Catherine's complexion changed slightly, pig intestines?
"Xiaohan, do you mean the pig's large intestine by the pig's large intestine? The large intestine used to hold feces?"
"Yes, it's the pig intestine. That's a good thing. The best thing to eat is the gourd head. It tastes amazing." , no one refuses.
Catherine's voice increased several times, and she asked sharply, "Is the gourd head that I ate just now made of pig intestines?"
Shen Han first nodded, Catherine's heart sank to the bottom of the valley, her face was pale, and her stomach began to churn, but Shen Han began to shake her head again, Catherine's heart lifted, the nausea disappeared, and she breathed a sigh of relief.
"Accurately speaking, the raw material of calabash head is not pig intestine, it should be a part of pig intestine." Shen Han talked eloquently.
"Which part?" Katherine asked, holding back her nausea. Even if she died, she had to figure out what she was eating.
"I think about it, how can I describe it There is a steel door for a pig, or it can be said to be a hemorrhoid. That's the thing."
Shen Han is very proud, he is really smart, to be able to think of such an apt word, mother too is amazing.
"evil"
Catherine couldn't bear it any longer, she covered her mouth and rushed into the bathroom. God, she actually ate the pig steel door and hemorrhoids, but she still hadn't cleaned the steel door and hemorrhoids. God, what's the difference between her and eating poop!
"What's wrong with your aunt? She has a baby?" Dong Fangzheng was so excited that he vomited after eating, obviously he was overjoyed!
Shen Han shook his head blankly, he didn't know, he was so happy just now that he ate spicy food, why did he vomit?
Xiaofang helplessly looked at the pair of living treasures in front of him, and explained, "People in Y country don't eat animal offal. You guys were both steel and hemorrhoids just now. It's no wonder Mrs. Catherine doesn't vomit!"
Shen Han patted his forehead angrily, "Oh, why did he forget about this? I heard the teacher say it in H City before, but he forgot about Java a long time ago.
Dong Fangzheng pouted: "Foreigners are just not smart, the internal organs are the best and most nutritious parts, really stupid!"
Shen Han complained to Mrs. Yelena: "Grandmother, why didn't you explain it to me just now? Now my aunt hates me to death."
"It's okay, your aunt will remember this unforgettable meal for a lifetime. It should make her lose a few pounds." Mrs. Yelena said lightly, with a smile on her lips.
Catherine came out of the bathroom, her steps were vain, her face was pale, she even vomited yellow bile just now, but she was still disgusted.
Everyone glanced at the ghostly Catherine, and then at the happy Mrs. Yelena, they couldn't help shrinking their necks, the old lady's knife was hard enough!