Chapter 1: Are you struck by lightning while walking?

Chapter 1: Are you struck by lightning while walking?

"Today is a good day, a good day, come and hug the beauties every day, hug the beauties, er, hug the beauties..."

Someone sang an unknown song, what is it called unknown, and sang it by himself, holding a wine bottle, belching and burping, walking slantingly.

You ask who am I? Hum, listen clearly, I am the person who is loved by everyone, and the flowers are blooming. . . . . . (1000 words omitted) Ye Shengtian, who the mice love when they meet them.

Today, Ye Shengtian is very happy! why? Because the chairman of the company finally saw his talent and promoted himself to be a deputy manager. After a few years, the general manager left, and that seat is not the meat in our pot, quack.

Ye Shengtian is 32 years old this year. He grew up in kindergarten. He has been working in this company since graduation. He has worked in this company for 8 years. Virgin.

Several female colleagues once said to him, but Ye Shengtian didn't like it. In his words, although we are average in appearance, we can't even find a shadow in the crowd, but we are also a person with status and career. Men, looking for a wife does not ask for how beautiful she is, at least she is a virtuous and lovely person.

"Boom...Boom..." Suddenly there was lightning and thunder, and large black clouds covered the sky. Just when passersby were eager to run home to avoid the rain, a lightning as thick as a telephone pole suddenly flashed down .

"Ah..." With a scream, Ye Shengtian was struck by lightning immediately, his body turned into countless particles and disappeared into the dust. Ye Shengtian's last thought before his death was: Come on, I'm still a virgin!

In the place where Ye Shengtian was struck by lightning, there was a big hole 3m long, 1m wide and 5m deep, passers-by could not help but smack when they saw the deep hole.

Passerby A said to Passerby B: "Brother, I just saw a person struck by lightning to death, and even the body was gone. It's really bad. I don't know how many immoral things this family has done."

Passerby B said, "I saw it too. He's a good guy. Although he's not as handsome as me, this way of dying is useless enough." Yes, he's also a narcissistic guy.

Passerby C came up and said mysteriously: "I know who this guy is. It's common for this guy to kill and rape. Even a 6-year-old girl and an 80-year-old grandma are not spared. They are criminals, and the public security organs are looking for them online. . According to the grapevine, this man is also **** and has raped more than 10 male students."

Passerby A: "Come on, it's disgusting, I said, there are hundreds of people on the street, how come it was his turn to be struck by lightning, and it would be cheaper for him to die."

Passerby B: "Damn it! Beasts, scumbags, even young girls and old women are not spared. I have never tasted that."

Passers-by A and C fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth.

Ye Shengtian stared blankly at the chattering crowd in front of him. He didn't hear a word, and shook his head to wake himself up. Hey, am I dead? Ye Shengtian took two steps. Uh, rely on, it's a soul, and his heart is extremely uneasy. It turns out that people really have souls when they die. I said, I remember being struck by lightning, how can I still be alive. It turned out that I just realized that I didn't take two steps, but floated two steps.

Didn't it mean that after a person dies, the black impermanence and the white impermanence come to lock the soul, cross the Naihe Bridge, drink the Meng Po soup, and then reincarnate? I have been hanging up for a quarter of an hour, why haven't I come yet? Damn, it's too disrespectful, I don't know where to hide and be lazy, just getting paid and not working, Ye Shengtian pouted. If Black and White heard it, they would point to the nose and curse Shameless: Damn, I’m working so hard, and the salary for a month is not enough for the two brothers to gamble twice, let alone go to the brothel and buy a package. Mistress or something.

As the saying goes, say Cao Cao, and Cao Cao will arrive. No, the two brothers, Black and White Impermanence, hand-held soul chains and wandered over. I saw that Black and White Impermanence is like the legend, Hei Wuchang wears black clothes, Bai Wuchang wears white clothes, and his tongue is not as long as in myth novels, but his appearance is really unflattering, it is purely a pair of brothers and sisters.

Black and white impermanence came to Ye Shengtian, looked at Ye Shengtian twice, and then it was boring.

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