Chapter 30:
"Although I don't know what happened to Sadohara-san, I can testify whether Oshino is a liar or not."
"Could it be that Jun Tsui wants to confess to me that you are actually a liar's accomplice?"
"Could it be that I've been acquiesced as one of the liars?"
Araragi opened the briefcase in dissatisfaction, took out the stationery box, and picked out two pens from it. One is a ballpoint pen and the other is a pencil. Araragi put the two pens close together, then grasped the two ends of the pen with both hands, and then folded it gently.
This action is very easy from the perspective of outsiders, the degree of muscle contraction of Araragi calendar and the expression on his face. The easy action makes people think that he is breaking a biscuit, not two 5mm radius biscuits. Pen.
"Last week, I was possessed by a ghost. It's the kind of legendary ghost with horns on its head who likes to drink and fight, and was driven away by Oshino in the end."
"What I'm more curious about is what A garbage-kun did when he was possessed by a ghost."
Even though he said that, Zhan Yuan Heiyi had already taken over the two broken pens, and he could no longer look away from the position of the fractures. She is checking the authenticity of the pen, and is also checking whether the two pens have been manipulated.
The final result is that Araragi calendar does have extraordinary power.
"It's not like being possessed, Araragi, if it is possessed by a ghost, the result will be even worse. At least it is not as simple as fighting and drinking, and it is very likely that he will go to the dojo to challenge the owner of the gym. Win or lose, contented ghosts will happily leave and you'll be in the hospital covered in bruises."
Araragi Lili's face became ugly, but the situation at that time was actually not very good. Affected by ghosts, he became very violent. After fighting with the bad boys in the alley, he went to the convenience store with the stolen money and bought a lot of beer. If it wasn't for Oshino who happened to be passing by. I don't know what to do when I encounter it.
However, according to the legend of the legendary ghost clan, it is very likely that they will find strong men to fight, or attack the people around them. Although Araragi's strength has become stronger, the body of Araragi, who is infected by the breath of the ghost clan, is still the body of an ordinary human.
"Mr. Oshino, please take me to see that scumbag right away. Take me to see Romani Akiman."
It appears that a consensus has been reached. Yes, nothing is more convincing than seeing this scene with your own eyes.
"Before that, let's fill your stomach and talk about it."
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However, the three people who were still in the ramen restaurant did not know that Roman, who should have gone to dinner, was still in his own home and was undergoing the greatest test in his life.
I don’t know what ideals everyone who is still a student will have? Is to find a good job? Or marry a rich man? Marry Bai Fumei? Then organize a wonderful family and live a happy life?
Roman has never been troubled by the future, and these problems have never appeared in his consideration. For him, life is nothing but two kinds: one with the Internet, and the other without the Internet. . If it's the latter, just destroy the world.
However, Roman now has to deal with the troubles that appear in front of him, and that is—
"Baba!"
Her smooth blonde hair reached her ankles, shining like the sun. The small, lovely body is as white as snow without any strands. There was a happy smile on the tender face, and that smile was full of the innocence and dirt of a baby, and it made people's heart tremble just by looking at it.
She looked only seven or eight years old, whether it was her tender face or her small body. When she saw Roman in front of her, her scattered eyes gradually gained focus, and then she jumped on Roman's thigh and shouted:
"Baba!"
Roman let the little girl hug his thigh with a dull expression, and the whole person was still in a petrified state.
After returning home, I found a cute little girl walking out of her shadow, hugged his thigh and shouted "Baba", no matter who could not accept it right away.
"Baba!"
"Dad...Dad, Daddy?"
Roman petrified for several minutes before regaining his senses, then pointed to his face and asked the blond girl, "Dad?"
"Baba!"
The blond girl's small arms hugged Roman's thigh even harder, and at the same time completely shattered Roman's hard-to-reorganize consciousness.
God, what the **** is going on in this world? He's just an eighteen-year-old... No, whether it's physical age or mental age, Roman's real age is not more than five years old. Why does he have an eight-year-old child?
No, this thing is not right in every way. To know that this child is not dressed yet... what the **** is thinking?
Roman beat his head fiercely, letting his consciousness escape from the little girl's boneless body.
I have to say that the three-year-old Roman is finally interested in girls' bodies. Why is this sentence so awkward?
In fact, the identity of this child is not difficult to guess, as long as you calm down and analyze it, you can quickly get the answer. This child is obviously not an ordinary person, because ordinary people can't emerge from the shadows, and it doesn't look like a well-trained powerhouse. This small appearance is definitely a child.
Then the answer came out, this cute little girl is not actually a human being, but a youkai that has been possessing herself all the time - the gap monster.
If this is the case, the identity of "Dad" becomes undisputed. He has always used his body as a host, used his own sense of existence as nourishment, and took good care of it by relying on his own characteristics. Whether intentionally or not, Roman has always fulfilled his father's responsibilities.
But suddenly having a daughter is a little subtle.
"Baba!"
The little girl's chirping sounded, attracting Roman's distracted attention.
Roman looked down, only to realize that the little girl had begun to sob in a low voice because she had been ignoring her. The scarlet eyes were already wet, and tears soon overflowed from the eyes, looking like a kitten abandoned by the owner.
"Oh! Don't cry, don't cry, just be obedient." Roman didn't know how to take care of the child, so he just squatted down obediently, hugged the blond girl's naked and petite body in his arms, held her in one hand, and the other in the other. A hand gently caressed her smooth back.
"Be good, don't cry, don't cry."
"Baba!" Roman's touch made the blond girl stop crying. She wrapped her arms around Roman's neck with joy, and her tear-stained face once again burst into a pure smile.
From beginning to end, the blond girl's mouth only issued the pronunciation of "baby". But thinking that she was just a monster in his body before, Roman was relieved. Even though she looked as big as a seven or eight-year-old elementary school student, it was just the first time she had transformed into a human form.
Gently rubbing the skin of the young girl hanging on his body, Roman suddenly realized that the child was not wearing clothes, so he carried her and started rummaging through the boxes. However, Roman didn't have women's clothes, let alone children's clothes for eight-year-old girls. As a last resort, he found a T-shirt and put it on the blond girl.
"Suddenly there is a daughter, and she is still a monster, what should I do?"
Roman scratched his head secretly, and his long hair, which had lacked combing, suddenly became messy.
"Baba?"
The blond girl tilted her head and looked at the troubled Roman with a puzzled expression. So far, she can only speak this pronunciation, and it is still very difficult to understand what she means.
"Honey, my daughter..." Roman's face showed a tangled look. This daughter appeared too suddenly, and there was no time to prepare for it. But since he has accepted the "daughter" he raised by himself, Roman should be responsible to the end.
"What should I do first? Sure enough, let's come up with a name first."
Every parent, after knowing that he will have a child, will want to know whether the child is a boy or a girl, and then find a suitable name for his child/daughter, and even have a nickname. However, just as Roman would not have expected a daughter to appear, he did not prepare a name for his child, and he is not a person who is good at finding names.
At this time, I still seek help from outsiders.
After weighing it, Roman finally gave up the option of calling Yukawa, and finally turned on his computer.
After entering the game, Roman opened a guild called "Gensokyo" and found that there were only a few guild members online. However, thinking that they are only reference objects, they did not pick and choose.
Magical Girl is the best: [I have something important to help with, are you all free now? 】
Monster Sage: [Tell me about it, I have no problem here. 】
Princess Kaguya Taketori: [Wait, I'm almost finished with this dungeon. 】
Carrying the handle Fujiwara: [If you have a fart, let it go! 】
Magical Girl is the best: [My relative is European, and today gave birth to a very cute daughter, who is blonde and red-eyed, very cute and lovely. But the name hasn't been decided yet, they decided to seek my opinion, but I'm not good at it either. Can you all think of a name for me to refer to? It should be very cute and cute. Remember, it must be cute. 】
Monster Sage: [Oil curry (purple)! 】
Princess Kaguya Taketori; [What? Do you have a daughter? 】
Carrying the handle Fujiwara: [Fuck, you are already married! 】
Magical Girl is the best: [It is said that it is the daughter of a relative! Do you have problems with your eyes? 】
Roman silently wiped the sweat from his forehead. Although I already realized that these girls are very sensitive, I didn't expect it to be so accurate, and I don't know if they were joking or really guessed it.
Monster Sage: [Oil curry (purple)! 】
-You-kai sage, you are enough!
Princess Kaguya of Taketori: [Kaguya! 】
- You are here to make trouble!
Monster Sage: [Oil curry (purple)! 】
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Carrying the handle Fujiwara: [Huiyin! 】
Fujiwara, I didn't expect you to be such a red girl.
Don't look at typing chat now. When the guild organized a group to push the copy, everyone opened the voice communication. After all, there was no free time to type for you at that time. So Roman knows that the members of "Gensokyo" are all girls. This guild is a guild with only Roman, and these girls seem to be acquaintances, so they are often heard calling out the names of other girls.
For example, the name of the "yokai sage" is "Yakumo Zi (oil curry; the surname of "Bamboo Princess Kaguya Ji" is unknown, but the name is indeed "Kaguya"; Huiyin"; the name of "Fujiwara" is "Meihong", and the full name is "Fujiwara Meihong"...Fuck, what is the relationship between you, Fujiwara, and Miss Bai Ze?
Monster Sage: [Oil curry (purple)! 】
Monster Sage: [Oil curry (purple)! 】
Monster Sage: [Oil curry (purple)! 】
Yakumo Zi, you are really enough! Does it make sense to sell your name like that? Don't swipe for me!
Princess Kaguya of Taketori: [Old lady Zi is so shameless! 】
Carrying the handle Fujiwara: [Old woman purple really doesn't want sdhfgunkgfysui]
What are you doing, Fujiwara?
Roman felt that it was a waste of time to ask these girls. It would be better to go online to find a few commonly used foreign names. If he couldn't make up his mind, he would just ask Yukawa.
When he was about to go offline, a word in the chat room stopped his movements.
Monster Sage: [If it is called "Purple", I can consider giving you the equipment that is suitable for you in the future. 】
Roman looked at the last sentence of the chat room and was silent.
"Really, what the **** is this Yakumo Zi thinking, does she think I'll make fun of her daughter's name?"
Roman looked at the blond girl who was staring at the computer screen curiously in his arms, and showed a helpless smile.
"Right, purple sauce?"
The blond girl turned her head after hearing Roman's words, and saw that Roman was looking at her, she opened her arms and hugged Roman.
"Baba!"
PS: Well, everyone should be able to see it. As I said before, they are all red-eyed anyway. Compared with muscular guys, cute girls are more lovable, right? In the East, the author, I like purple *** very much, the big sister is the best!
Section 64 Chapter 30 The first meeting with the original Heiyi in the battlefield (4000 recommended plus more)
Okay, actually "oil curry" is also a good name, isn't it? But there is a very important question, that is, the blond girl is not Japanese, nor is it Asian, is it inappropriate to use the name "Purple"?
At this moment, Roman's cell phone rang, and when he took it out, he saw Tsubasa Yukawa's name written on the screen.
Roman booed the blond little girl tentatively named "Purple" and answered the phone regardless of whether she understood it or not.
"Yu Chuan, is there something wrong with calling at this time?"
"Good evening, Roman. But I'm not calling you here."
"Not you? Is it about me?"
After thinking about it for a while, Roman found that he didn't seem to have a problem. The difference from usual was that he borrowed 20,000 yuan from Yuchuan. Hey, don't you want to get 20,000 yuan back? What should I do if I want to go back? What about the daughter?
"Just now Zhanbara-san called me and told me that I had something important to look for you, and took your address from me. If you are not at home now, I hope you can rush back. She seems to be in a hurry."
"Don't worry, I happen to be at home."
However, Roman didn't think he had anything to help, and he was not familiar with Zhanbahara Heiyi, and his classmates haven't even said a word until now.
If possible, I really don't want to have an intersection, because she seems to be a troublesome type, but since it is Yukawa's request, let's reluctantly help.
"Then I'll rest assured..."
On the other side of the phone, Yu Chuan Yi was about to say "Then I'll be relieved", and when Roman hung up the phone, Zi Zi, who had been hanging on Roman's body, found that Roman hadn't paid any attention since he listened to the call. She couldn't help but feel dissatisfied. Still young Zi didn't know what Roman was doing, and didn't even think about what trouble he would cause Roman, so he shouted—
"Baba!"
"not worried…"
Roman listened to Yuchuan's words on the phone because of Zi, and even the words became a good read word by word, and shouted badly in his heart.
"Hakawa, if there's nothing wrong—"
"Roman, I think I heard just now—"
"Absolutely not, no one called Baba at all!"
Roman was ready to hang up the phone, then shut it down completely, and while he was ignoring Yuchuan on the other side, Xiao Zi who came from him completely shattered his ambition.