Chapter 22: Happiness Village 9
"Xiao Tao, do you really want to drink?"
In the surprised eyes of other anchors, Lin Mutao calmly stared at the man's yellowed teeth and nodded. Only the hand she had been clutching in her pocket showed that she was not at all calm.
The undershirt man laughed, "That's right, give our village a face." The undershirt man raised the wine glass in his hand, took a sip, and then raised it and handed it to Lin Mutao . The remaining saliva marks on the rim of the cup were "heartedly" facing Lin Mutao's face.
Lin Mutao also laughed, her right hand touched the wine glass, and at the moment she touched it, her left hand slammed towards the man in the undershirt. She held a small eyebrow brush in her left hand and accurately swept the eyebrows of the man in the undershirt.
Suddenly, the right eyebrow of the undershirt man was stained with dark black eyebrow powder.
"What are you doing!" The man in the undershirt took a step back, furious, he raised his hand and wanted to fan Lin Mutao.
But I heard Lin Mutao say something lightly: "Cross your hands, put them behind your back, and say 'I'm a dog'."
The man in the undershirt paused, and stretched his hands behind him uncontrollably. He tried hard to control his hands, but his hands were still firmly imprisoned by invisible forces and placed behind his back.
He wanted to curse, but just opened his mouth, "I'm a dog!"
The people in the yard were surprised that their mouths turned into an "O" shape, and the chopsticks in Er Zhuang's hands fell to the ground.
The man in the undershirt was stunned for a moment, he wanted to say "That's not what I said!", but he opened his mouth, "I am a dog!"
Wang He shook the shoulders of the man in the undershirt and shouted, "Brother, be normal!"
"I am a dog! I am a dog! I am a dog!"
In Lin Mutao's live broadcast room, the audience laughed.
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【Why did he suddenly become like this! 】
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Mama no longer has to worry about bad people bullying you! ] [The super sweet pudding will be given to the anchor of universe coins*10! 】
[Taomei Ma Ma Noodles presented to the anchor Cosmic Coin*199! 】
[Given to the anchor in troubled times with Cosmos Coin*99! 】
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The audience who laughed until their stomachs hurt suddenly started to tip.
Wang He rounded his eyes and looked at Lin Mutao: "You've got my brother back to normal!"
Lin Mutao continued, "Well... well, take out your hand and slap yourself while saying I'm a dog."
In the yard of the village chief's house, everyone watched the men in undershirts start work and slapped their ears, shouting "I'm a dog" over and over while fanning. The villagers pursed their lips tightly, for fear that they would laugh out loud.
The other anchors stood behind Lin Mutao, looking at the current development with surprise. This development was something they did not expect. Du Ziteng swallowed and looked at the petite and lovely Lin Mutao in front of him, his cognition was refreshed again. Could it be that... the more pink the hair, the more ruthless the trick...
Seeing it almost, Lin Mutao nodded with satisfaction and said, "Okay, now roll yourself into a ball and get out of the yard."
The movement of the man in the undershirt suddenly stopped, I saw him squatting on the ground, hugging his knees, really rolled out of the yard and out of Lin Mutao's sight .
The camera in the live broadcast room turned to the man in the undershirt, only to see him roll out of the village chief's yard for several meters, and suddenly regained consciousness.
The man in the undershirt straightened up, shook the dirt on his body, his face turned red and white, and the eyebrow on the right was obviously much darker than the eyebrow on the left. Almost all the men in the village saw the scene where he called his dog and got out! He didn't dare to go back to the trouble of looking for Lin Mutao, so he had to go back to his house in a daze.
In the yard of the village chief's house, there was a "happy and happy" dinner scene just now. Because the man in the undershirt came out, everyone didn't dare to stay any longer, for fear of being accidentally called by Lin Mutao" "Witch" is possessed.
"Brother Wang He, I'm going back to take care of my daughter-in-law too!"
"Uncle Wang, Aunt Wang, I'm full, I'll eat next time."
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After a while, only the village chief's family and six anchors were left in the yard full of people.
Wang He looked at Lin Mutao and asked, "How did you do it?" Although other anchors could roughly guess the role of a special item on Lin Mutao's body , but the NPCs in the original world would only think that all this was Lin Mutao's sorcery.
In Wang He's eyes, Lin Mutao answered innocently: "I don't know? Is it because I'm too good-looking, he was fooled by me?"
Shi Shi behind him made a "puchi--" and quickly pursed his lips. "You said you said, don't look at me, I accidentally couldn't hold back."
Wang He looked at Lin Mutao with a complicated expression, and finally turned and left. Uncle Wang picked up the dry cigarette, sat at the door of the courtyard, and started smoking.
Aunt Wang and Qiao Niang are cleaning the table and cleaning the yard.
At breakfast today, they were still chatting with Uncle Wang's family, but now there is an inexplicable awkward atmosphere.
But when Lin Mutao saw it, Qiao Niang looked at her with a gleam of light.
In the room, six anchors are sitting or standing, discussing the next move.
Du Ziteng's words were somewhat reproachful, "Xiao Tao, your actions are a little impulsive. What if Uncle Wang's family is angry and they are not allowed to live here?"
Shi Shi pouted in disapproval, "The one in the undershirt touched Xiao Tao's hand, you won't stand up. Xiao Tao solved it by herself, how dare you blame her?"
Lin Mutao said, "If I wasn't worried about Uncle Wang's family being angry, I wouldn't be targeting the man in the shirt, but Wang He."
When Lin Mutao used the eyebrow brush to take out the beauty box, she originally wanted to use it on Wang He. But if it was Wang He, with Wang He's temperament, he would definitely be worth the money. Lin Mutao brushed his face in front of so many people, and Wang He was so angry that he might kill him afterwards.
And now the undershirt man is used, so the undershirt man is the chicken that Lin Mutao used to kill the chickens as an example. If Wang He was smarter, he wouldn't act rashly.
However, it seems that the effect of the straight man's favorite beauty box is still good. Lin Mutao counted the time, she just painted the eyebrows on the undershirt man casually today, and she can make the undershirt man listen to her for three or four minutes.
Du Ziteng wanted to say something, but Yu Ye came out to make a round of it: "Okay, okay, don't we have nothing to do now?"
"The village chief's family probably doesn't want to talk to us anymore. We can search for clues in the village this afternoon."
Everyone nodded, they are now like strangers under the same roof as the village chief's family.
Yu Ye said: "Then let's group and speed up."
Fang Dong naturally wants to be with his girlfriend Chen Yinuo.
Yu Ye was just about to say that when she was in a group with Shi Shi, she saw Shi Shi hug Lin Mutao's arm, "Then I'll be in a group with Xiao Tao!"
Yu Ye swallowed what he didn't say and looked at Du Ziteng, "Okay, then I'll be with Brother Teng."
Shi Shi followed Lin Mutao around in the village, and found that every door was closed, and occasionally women would peek at them through the window glass.
Finally, I saw a short-haired woman in a flower apron sweeping the floor in the yard of a family. She looked young, but there were subtle wrinkles at the corners of her eyes. Under the apron, her belly bulged high and looked like she was not far from her due date.
Lin Mutao shouted: "Auntie, we are college students who came to the village to collect scenery, can we come in for a drink?"
The woman in the apron stopped sweeping the floor, gave them a complicated look, and finally pulled the fence of the yard.
Lin Mutao and Shi Shi walked into the yard, and saw the woman in the apron with her stomach stretched out, carefully pushing open the slate covering the well in the yard, trying to fetch water for them. Big belly, trembling slightly.
Lin Mutao hurriedly ran over to help, carefully protecting her stomach while helping: "Auntie, be careful."
The woman sneered, "This child, if it falls, it will fall."
Lin Mutao said with some doubts: "Auntie, you are pregnant, why are you still working? Where is your husband?"
The woman in the apron curled her lips and said, "Husband? I don't have that kind of thing." After speaking, she felt a little rude, and hurriedly lowered her head and said, "You can leave after drinking water. This village , not where you should be."
At this time, Lin Mutao had already slipped the bucket up from the well.
A man's voice came from inside the room: "A Ling, who are you talking to outside?"
The woman in the apron called A Ling looked a little flustered, she answered loudly, "Someone begging for water!" After speaking, she whispered to Lin Mutao and Shi Poetry go.
But the man in the room has come out, and it turns out to be Er Zhuang.
When Er Zhuang saw Lin Mutao and Shi Shi, he was startled, and immediately shouted sharply, "Who allowed you to come in?"
He looked at A Ling: "A Ling, this is what I told you, those witches who come to our village, they can do magic! You still let them in!"
After speaking, Er Zhuang pushed Lin Mutao and Shi Shi out of the yard.
A Ling turned around and glanced at them, which made Lin Mutao stunned. Because of this look, she had seen it in Qiao Niang's eyes.
Lin Mutao and Shi Shi stood outside the yard, watching Er Zhuang help A Ling into the house with one hand, and carefully placed one hand on A Ling's stomach, as if to see if there was any Tire inflated.
When the two of them entered the house, Shi Shicai sighed heavily, "I didn't expect to enter the Erzhuang's house by such a coincidence. However, the Erzhuang looked rather worried. wife's."
Lin Mutao: "No, he is not worried about his wife, but the child in his womb."
"What do you mean?"
"If he really cared about his wife, he wouldn't let A-Ling work in the yard with such a big belly. Moreover, A-Ling's performance didn't have the excitement and excitement of welcoming a child at all. Tension. When Er Zhuang put his hand on A Ling's stomach, A Ling's movements suddenly stiffened, and he obviously didn't want him to touch it."
Shi Shi thought about Lin Mutao's words, nodded and said, "Indeed. Is your wife so fierce?"
Lin Mutao went on to say one of her most puzzling points: "The women in the village are all pregnant, which means that everyone in the village is not contraceptive. But why haven't I heard about babies in the village? What about crying? And in the countryside, children of one or two years old will play in the yard, but there is not a single child in the yard here.”
The author has this to say:
Lin Mutao was taken aback: "What? You were pressed and beaten by the villagers this morning! Get on me!"
Three useless men grimaced: "We dare not! Because we don't have pink hair!"
Lin Mutao took out the hair dye: "Black, white, red, yellow, purple, green, blue, gray, everything, choose by yourself."