Chapter 32: Little sunflower mother class 2
As soon as Ms. Kwai finished speaking, colorful chalk words appeared on the blackboard behind her—Little Sunflower Mother Class.
At the same time, a sleeping baby appeared in the hands of each anchor.
Lin Mutao looked at the baby who suddenly appeared in her hand with a little surprise, the pink inch head full of personality, the same color as Lin Mutao's own hair, what is this called... the child follows the mother?
The baby was sleeping soundly with his eyes closed tightly, his skin was blue-purple, and there were many black patterns painted on his face and body, which looked ominous.
The baby seemed to feel Lin Mutao's gaze, and opened his eyes suddenly, Lin Mutao realized that his eyes were vertical pupils, the pupils were very black, and the surrounding whites were very white, looking at Weird.
The baby glared at Lin Mutao, then grinned and laughed "giggling". His spooky laughter paired with his sharp teeth made the scalp tingle, just like the ghost children in ghost movies.
This is not a normal human baby at all!
There were screams from other anchors around, Lin Mutao looked up, only to find that the babies in the hands of other anchors also had all kinds of weird looks, some with three eyes, and some with long bodies With thick black hair. "Monster!" "How could my child grow up like this!"
Mr. Kwai stood at the front of the classroom watching the reactions of the anchors, and the black lines on her brows became a mess.
Lin Mutao suddenly felt that the child in her arms at least had a personality, which was really good.
"So lovely, my child."
The baby with the pink inch head was stunned by the sudden kiss, he reacted for a second, and suddenly shouted: "Mom!"
Lin Mutao exclaimed in surprise: "Wow, my baby can talk! What a genius!"
"What's your name, baby?"
The baby did not answer her words again, but waving her little blue-purple arms to play by herself. The pale pink ribbons tied to the little hands fluttered.
Lin Mutao said to herself: "Ah, you don't answer me. Then I'll call you... I'll call you Sleepy Treasure."
Sleepy Treasure seemed satisfied with his new name, and began to "giggle" again, his laughter as sharp as a fingernail running across a blackboard.
Lin Mutao coaxed him for a while, then turned to look at the child in Shi Jiu's arms.
When she saw it, she suddenly had the feeling of being a mother - seeing other people's children, everything is good.
Shijiu hugged the child, and the child was lying on his shoulder and biting his fingers, looking very cute.
There is no ghost child at all, but she looks like a child star.
Lin Mutao bumped Shijiu's elbow and said, "Ajiu, what's your child's name, why is it so..." Good-looking?
Shijiu glanced at the indescribable sleepy treasure in Lin Mutao's arms, and felt that the programmers in the company had opened a back door for him, allowing him to have such a normal child . Facing Lin Mutao's question, Shijiu quickly thought of a name and replied, "Xiaohuajuan."
Small scrolls? Such a cute name.
Lin Mutao showed off her sleepy treasure in front of Shijiu, and said, "Look, this is my child, called Sleepy Treasure. Do you think we should book a baby in advance? Be the in-law family. ?"
Shijiu frowned and said, "You entered the role quite quickly. When you came to the mother's class, did you really think of yourself as a mother?"
Lin Mutao didn't answer when she saw the little flower roll in Shijiu's arms stretched out her fleshy little hand and patted Shijiu's face, and shouted in a milky voice: "Mom !Mother!"
Shijiu's eyes widened, his hands almost loosened, "Huh?"
Lin Mutao laughed out loud by Shijiu's reaction.
At this moment, Mr. Kwai, who was standing on the podium, knocked on the table, and the black line on his face stretched out. She cleared her throat and said slowly in a voice like a spring breeze: "Welcome to all new mothers, I believe that the happy time just now will give you and your baby a better understanding!"
"In the next time, I will lead everyone to study. Let me explain to you how to successfully end the class from the little sunflower mother class."
"The total score of this class is 120 points, and the score and question type will be gradually announced in the next study. There are fifty new mothers in this class. After completing all the questions and courses Afterwards, the top ten moms will graduate!"
Lin Mutao thought to herself that a successful graduation should refer to the successful end of the live broadcast. It seems that after completing various tasks, it is enough to rank in the top ten among fifty people. It does not sound difficult.
Mr. Kui looked at the mothers in front of her and thought with satisfaction, and then said, "Then before the class starts, let's call a name!"
Mr. Kui pulled out a golden petal from her face, not knowing if there was a word on it or something, she read to the petal: "No. 1, a peach mother !"
I didn't expect that she would be the first, so Lin Mutao hurriedly raised her hand: "Here!"
Mr. Kui nodded, and then shouted: "No. 2, Lu Renjia's mother!"
A bald head with a big waist and a round waist raised his hand speechlessly.
The next roll call is going on in sequence. No matter if the anchor is male or female, Mrs. Kwai gently calls everyone mother. In Teacher Kwai's eyes, everyone is a new mother who can't bring a baby and is in a hurry.
Whenever someone answers, the host's id will appear on the blackboard behind Mr. Kui, and now there is a long line.
Mr. Kui: "No. 50, Shijiajiu mother!"
Shijiu's face was blue and he raised his hand. He didn't expect that he would come in to test a live broadcast world, and he actually liked being a mother.
It was great to have the whole class together!”
"Now let's go to the first question, although both boys and girls are the same, but to test your understanding of your baby! Then - what is the gender of your baby! Add 10 to the correct answer Minute."
As soon as he finished speaking, a countdown appeared in the middle of the classroom—4:49.
There are two more buttons in front of each anchor, one with boy and one with girl.
Time passed every minute and every second, and everyone became nervous. gender? They are all monster babies, how do you know about this thing?
Lin Mutao looked at the grinning sleepy treasure in front of her, and said, "Darkness treasure, it's not me being a hooligan, it's what the class requires." The biggest difference between boys and girls is not that ?
All babies wear uniform baby blue tops and diapers. Lin Mutao made Qian Baoping lie on her lap, and then tried to lift his little ass. She fixed his **** with one hand, and with the other, she tore off the waist tape of the diaper and pulled it sharply.
Well, she didn't see anything at all. She opened Sleepy Treasure's diaper and saw only a blue-purple mosaic with a big "forbidden" word pasted on the mosaic.
Lin Mutao secretly cursed the live broadcast platform, and then tried her best to put on Sleepy Treasure's diapers again. She looked up and saw that two minutes had passed.
She turned her head to look at Shi Jiu next to her, and found that Shi Jiu was still sitting calmly, her slender fingers resting on her knees and clasping lightly. The little flower roll is obediently lying on Shijiu's body.
Lin Mutao felt a little strange, why was Shi Jiajiu so calm and did nothing? Had he discovered a way to determine the **** of a baby?
Lin Mutao forced herself to relax, she picked up the sleepy treasure and observed it carefully. Since it cannot be judged by gender characteristics, it is impossible for the live broadcast platform to come up with an unsolved question. There must be other characteristics, and she has not discovered it yet!
Her gaze swept across Sleepy Treasure's face, over his clothes, over his diapers and bare feet, and then fixed her gaze on the pale pink ribbon tied around his hands. She had previously thought that the ribbon might be a sign of some kind, so could it be a sign of gender?
Just the pale pink ribbon for a boy or a girl?
While Lin Mutao was thinking fast, a nearby anchor suddenly shouted: "I see! My baby has a sky blue ribbon on his hand, is your child tied? thing?"
Suddenly someone responded: "Yes, yes, yes! My child's hands are tied with pink ribbons!"
"The pink must be a girl, and the sky blue must be a boy!"
Some impatient streamers were afraid that the time would pass, and immediately pressed the button in front of them.
Lin Mutao thought quickly in her heart that pink is generally considered to be the color of girls, but in fact pink is not exclusive to girls. In the 18th and 19th centuries, in some European Catholic countries, it was generally believed that pink was the color of diluted blood, and it was the most masculine to wear pink.
In some paintings related to religious themes, the young Christ always wears pink.
So you can't take it for granted that the pink ribbon is a girl... Thinking of this, Lin Mutao quickly glanced aside and saw the pale pink suit next to her.
Yeah, boys can wear pink and look good too.
So now I'm back to the original question, what does the ribbon represent? Are blue and pink gender-specific things?
Suddenly, another female voice shouted: "No, it doesn't seem to be a color! I found out that my child's ribbon is tied on his right hand! The child next to me has a ribbon tied on his left hand! "
"Damn! Isn't it color?"
"Maybe it's a male left and a female right?"
"It's possible that it really is a man on the left and a woman on the right!"
"Forget it, just choose whatever you want! It's a big deal that you won't get points for the first question!"
Listening to the "click" sound of the button, Lin Mutao knew that many people had made a choice this time. The basis of choice is not color should be male left female right.
Lin Mutao looked at Sleepy Treasure's arm, Sleepy Treasure's pink ribbon was tied on the left.
According to the rule of men on the left and women on the right, then the sleepy treasure is a boy, which is also in line with Lin Mutao's idea of early European boys wearing pink clothes.
Just really? Before she knew it, a thin layer of sweat appeared on Lin Mutao's forehead.
Although it was just a small question, the atmosphere of time ticking away made Lin Mutao feel the urgency of the exam.
Lin Mutao raised her head, looked at the countdown in the air, and found that there were only 30 seconds left.
29—
No, make a choice! Is it better to be blind than to hand in a blank paper?
28—
Lin Mutao grabbed Sleepy Treasure's hand and carefully observed the ribbon on his hand.
27—
She suddenly saw something behind the ribbon.
26—
She got it!
Lin Mutao raised her hand, tapped the "girl" button, and breathed a sigh of relief.
She looked at Shijiu beside her, only to find that Shijiu hadn't pressed the button.
The countdown time is getting shorter and shorter. Seeing such a calm Shijiu, Lin Mutao is a little anxious.
Lin Mutao wanted to tell Shijiu what she found, when she saw Shijiu tap the button that said "boy".
Lin Mutao picked up the little flower scroll and looked at the ribbon tied on the little flower scroll, and then she felt relieved.
The countdown just happened to be 0:00.
The author has this to say:
Lin Mutao: "It's a coincidence, my baby is a girl, your baby is a boy. We can order the baby to kiss!"
Shijiu: "I'd rather be in the play."