Chapter 118: Ink Sauce Victory ===
Different from Li Ziqian's boasting and complacent, Mo Nanbei's thoughts were a bit complicated.
So, this wave is a loss or a gain.
Mo Nanbei is weighing the matter.
She is confused.
Logically speaking, this wave is a loss.
Because she didn't get her hands on it.
Absolutely no chance.
But, to be honest, mentally and physically, she also earned it.
hmm so?
subtle.
However, there is a little doubt, why did Li Ziqian not continue?
Coward?
not right
Ok
Is it because the equipment is not complete?
After a serious review, Mo Nanbei felt that he had discovered the truth of the incident.
Grass.
Then I am not at a loss.
Д. . .
Why don't you put some in your suitcase next time?
Mo Nanbei pondered the possibility of such an operation.
But wouldn't that seem too proactive? Too white to give?
And, even if it doesn't, it doesn't have to be this way?
In fact, it is not another way of opening without continuing?
Ok? ? ?
The direction of thinking became more and more crooked, and then at a certain extreme, Mo Nanbei stopped his thoughts that had long been released.
No, what am I looking forward to!
Be humble, girl!
Make your own position clear!
It's not good to give it for nothing! You are not surnamed Jiang!
Yes, yes, I have to be reserved and wait for him to strike first.
Yes, the perfect person should appear in the form of a thing.
Just wait until he starts! ! !
wum.
I'm a **** genius.
Hey hey hey.
Just to do something?
What can I do to encourage him to do it first?
After all, this is also very important.
Active and passive, begging and being begged.
What is the foundation of the family throne?
Now, with this heavy identity, it should be easy to do something, right?
Compared with the previous situation where whoever speaks first and who loses first, the identity in the current relationship should be more convenient for her to operate, and she will also have a greater advantage.
Well, now
Why don't we start with the simplest death?
Isn't Qingming Festival coming soon?
eh?
Just a wave of death, a wave of jumping, just like today.
Take a look at his reaction first, and if it doesn't work, keep going even harder.
Li Ziqian endured it, that is, she won the fight, she was the father; it was wonderful to lose!
Yes, yes, as expected of me, I'm simply amazing!
This wave, this wave is called Ink Sauce's Great Victory!
ヾノ! ! ! !
In the end, the two people who were hugging each other and thinking about each other in their heads finally fell asleep at about one o'clock in the afternoon.
The afternoon sun was still warm.
The two who were in a peaceful sleeping position gradually became more dashing.
Mo Nanbei was holding Li Ziqian's arm, while Li Ziqian's leg was on Mo Nanbei's waist.
The free hands of the two men tugged at the corner of the blanket, as if they were engaged in some kind of fierce competition.
So even if they fell asleep, the two still spent their time in a fight.
In a sense, it's pretty much from start to finish.
Two and a half hours later.
Jingle Bell.
The sound of the phone woke them up.
It was Mo Nanbei's phone number.
Mo Nanbei closed his eyes and fumbled for his phone beside the pillow following the sound, while Li Ziqian subconsciously glanced at the phone with a black screen on the side after hearing the sound.
Oh, it's Mo Nanbei's phone number.
I just said, why is there a ringtone when I sleep on silent all the year round?
Li Ziqian closed his eyes peacefully the first time he realized this problem.
He wanted to continue sleeping for a while.
However, just as he closed his eyes and listened to Mo Nanbei's "Hello?", he opened his eyes in seconds.
and many more.
Sleep with a hammer!
This Nima's? ? ?
Ok? ? ? ?
He turned his head suddenly and looked at Mo Nanbei who was half-bent up to answer the phone next to him, then turned over to see where they were now.
As if it were some kind of memory recall, what happened in this small area at noon before flashed through his mind again.
The mood is complex and subtle.
Li Ziqian was very regretful.
Why did he fall asleep?
Are you still thinking about the plan?
Even if you don't want to plan, it's a good choice to take some ugly photos while Mo Nanbei is asleep, or just enjoy it.
And Mo Nanbei's phone number? ? ? ? ?
Previously, after Mo Nanbei gave a feeding, the second half of the sentence was Mom.
Li Ziqian: ! ! ! !
When he reacted, Li Ziqian realized what it means to wake up in an instant.
Then he turned sideways, and seriously listened to the phone call from Mo Nanbei.
Because they were not attached together, and because Mo Nanbei's phone was not very loud, Li Ziqian could only hear Mo Nanbei's voice alone.
"Well, I was sleeping just now."
"Lunch break, lunch break."
"Well, before? I was discussing and studying with my classmates in a friendly way."
"I'm really discussing learning, you believe me, I really didn't play games."
"Hmmmm, don't worry, I'm definitely not playing, do you think I look like this kind of person???"
"No, Mom, what do you mean by me, where did you read this joke?"
Li Ziqian:
Well, he found that only listening to the part of Mo Nanbei's words did not prevent him from understanding at all.
When he was frantically complaining in his head, Mo Nanbei was still talking on the phone.
"Delicious food at night? What exactly?"
"Barbecue?!"
"Well, but I agreed to invite my classmates to dinner, what should I do?"
Li Ziqian: ?
Invite classmates to dinner?
How could he not know about this.
Excuse me, is this classmate referring to him?
"Why? It's just that I'm not a partial subject. It's not early April. The usual exam is coming. I guess the teacher should announce the exam time next week, and then I asked him to copy the notes."
"Well, I don't always lose points in language reading questions. He is an expert in reading comprehension, so I will ask him to give him a special training."
Li Ziqian: ?
Why does Mo Nanbei speak Chinese and pronunciation standards? Except for some of her own unique cadence, this sentence does not sound wrong, but why can't he understand what this person is talking about?
If nothing else, Mo Nanbei's mother must be asking why she invited her classmates to dinner? What did you learn? such a problem.
but
Ok? ? ?
Why didn't he understand this conversation from the very beginning?
Excuse me, did Mo Nanbei study during the day today?
She learned a Ji Ba!
Of course, because Mo Nanbei was on the phone with her mother, Li Ziqian could only keep the complaints in his heart.
Oh, maybe there is still a little smile.
What is it that I am! ! .
I have to say that Mo Nanbei's mother really knows Mo Nanbei.
On the other side, Mo Nanbei was silent for a while and after listening to the news on the phone for a while, he continued to speak,
"Yeah, I have to thank people for this, so I asked him to eat."
"Let's go together? Is it convenient?"
Li Ziqian: ? ? ? ?
No, did he listen to something less?
Why did the conversation suddenly turn into this? ? ?
Xu is because the topic suddenly related to him, Li Ziqian even turned over and sat up.
"Male classmate."
"No, what the heck."
"I'm at the same table, an iron waste."
"Ah? I didn't bully others, ah no, he was bullied by me, Mom, don't worry, I'm very careful about my position at the same table."
Li Ziqian: ?
"We had a good time."
"It's not that it's inconvenient. You said it's okay to eat together next time. When is the next time."
"Ah, are you going on a business trip?"
"When will you be back next time?"
"Two or three months, um, then I'll send him a message and ask him, will WeChat get back to you later?"
"Hmm, eating with the parents, who doesn't have any pressure?"
"Okay, Mingming.
No mom, did you say something special just now? "
"I'm sorry I was wrong, you didn't say you didn't say it."
"Well, let's go."
The phone hangs up.
Mo Nanbei turned around and was about to say sorry, but after disturbing your sleep, she saw Li Ziqian sit up and stared at her with a very strange look.
Li Ziqian: stare
Mo Nanbei:
Mo Nanbei, who was staring at him so uncomfortable, couldn't help frowning and asked Li Ziqian,
"No, what kind of look do you have?"
"What do you think?" Li Ziqian raised his brows and asked Mo Nanbei back.
"what?"
Seeing Mo Nanbei's confused look, Li Ziqian repeated what Mo Nanbei had said to her mother during the phone call.
"Discuss learning?"
"A partial subject? Learning to read?"
In the face of Li Ziqian's question, Mo Nanbei's response was righteous,
"yes?"
Li Ziqian: ? ? ?
"You are so open-eyed and talk nonsense, so sure this is a woman?"
"Huh? Are you talking about your mother? May I ask what I said just now?"
Li Ziqian: ? ? ? ? ?
How is this man so funny?
Does she really not know how to spell the word "face"?
Sure enough, he didn't do a good job in the enlightenment education of being a father?
"Then tell me which of your words is right? What are we learning to discuss?" Li Ziqian asked Mo Nanbei.
"Am I wrong?
Ah, the plot, the material from the movie review?
Isn't it a learning and discussion process?
Did you not learn the plot, reversal, and characters in that movie?
Discuss with me about rejecting plots and settings. Have you not made progress? "
Li Ziqian: ? ? ? ?
While his head was full of question marks, Li Ziqian seriously thought about what Mo Nanbei said.
It's like, really, goddamn, there's nothing wrong with that?
"hiss"
After realizing such a thing, Li Ziqian couldn't help but take a deep breath.
"uh-huh?"
"What about reading comprehension?" Li Ziqian continued to ask.
"Who the **** understands it every day, you are not a reading comprehension master, who is a reading comprehension master?" Mo Nanbei continued to answer Li Ziqian.
There was absolutely no thought when making excuses, and this sentence came out of my mouth, as if this were some serious fact.
"Well, it seems to make some sense."
"Be confident and get rid of a little bit."
Mo Nanbei glanced at Li Ziqian, then continued to ask,
"So, what was wrong with what I just said?"
"Want to invite me to dinner tonight?"
"Please have a takeaway."
Li Ziqian:
Why, everything is so reasonable.
He's a bit fussy about it.
Seeing that Li Ziqian finally calmed down and did not continue to ask some mentally handicapped questions, Mo Nanbei asked Li Ziqian with his arms around his chest, looking unreasonable,
"Why don't you speak? The dumb dog is speechless?"
Li Ziqian: ? ?
"Fuck you. Did I give you a face?"
Why, he didn't scold her, but she jumped up instead? ? ?
Does this person owe something?
Just, don't scold for a while and feel uncomfortable? ? ?
Ok? ? ? ?
Just when Li Ziqian thought that Mo Nanbei would continue to scold him, he just heard Mo Nanbei suddenly reply in secret,
"My mother is your mother too."
Li Ziqian:
But his reaction was also quick, but in the blink of an eye, he replied,
"Then a male classmate?"
Mo Nanbei: ?
Is there such a special angle to cut in?
Mo Nanbei, who was just passively answering Li Ziqian's question, was stunned.
As if I don't know when it started, this question and answer turned into an anxious mutual confrontation? ? ?
Thinking of this, Mo Nanbei took a break and continued to explain to Li Ziqian why he only introduced male classmates instead of boyfriends, and asked Li Ziqian back,
"Why, you're not my male classmate? Could it be a female classmate?"
"Skin?"
"It's not that we don't believe you, we just want to learn more."
Li Ziqian: ?
"Why, do you want to take a look? Are you so skinny?"
"I'm dizzy."
"Oh."
Saying that, Li Ziqian made a gesture to take off his pants.
Mo Nanbei: ! ! !
"I'm sorry dad, I'm not guilty of this, I'm dizzy."
Li Ziqian: ?
Have already started to cowardice, and then continue to dance?
Does this person really do not know what fear is if the knife is not on his neck?
"Return the skin?" He stared at Mo Nanbei and asked again.
This was the last chance he was going to give the dog something.
If she dares to continue dancing in the future, he will dare to take it off.
Anyway, what he believes in doing things is the two-word fairness.
He took it off, so there's no reason for Mo Nanbei to wear it, right?
And Mo Nanbei seemed to realize something. After the little animal's survival instinct made a noise, she took a deep breath and said sincerely to Li Ziqian,
"I'm wrong."
"Ok?"
Mo Nanbei:
Seeing that Li Ziqian's expression was still a little dignified, Mo Nanbei thought for a while, then leaned forward, got close to his face, and gave him a kiss.
"Well, I was wrong, Dad forgive me"
The tone is coquettish, the voice is soft and cute, the eyes are flickering, and the expression is sincere.
Li Ziqian: ? ? ? ?
One thing to say, Li Ziqian admitted that he was stupid.
no.
Did this person discover some way of avoiding death that could both skin and live? ? ?
It always feels like she is getting more and more proficient by repeatedly jumping on the border? ?
A little too much, this woman.
However, the fragrance is still very fragrant.
After taking a deep breath and calming himself down, he asked Mo Nanbei,
"What do you do now?"
"Order takeaway." Mo Nanbei replied.
"Huh? Have you not eaten that meal by default?"
"What, do you want to eat?"
"Well, it's subtle." After thinking for a while, Li Ziqian said the truth.
"Ok?"
"Well, I don't really think so."
It doesn't matter what you eat.
But, boy
Definitely next time.
Obviously, Mo Nanbei also has her own ideas, or maybe she also understands what Li Ziqian is thinking, and instead of continuing the topic, she asks Li Ziqian,
"What to eat?"
"Kentucky Chicken."
"Got it, McDonald's."
Li Ziqian: ?
"Then what are you asking me for?" he asked Mo Nanbei angrily.
To this, Mo Nanbei's answer was,
"I look forward to you being able to find your way back and get on the right path."
"No, this is not the right way, isn't it you who has the problem?"
"It's you who has the problem."
"What, a fight?"
"That's what you're capable of."
Li Ziqian: ?
"What you said is indeed quite right. I'm only capable of this, so I'll beat you up."
Mo Nanbei: ? ? ? ?
"I'm sorry dad, you have the ability, you can fight, you are awesome."
Li Ziqian:
This meal is not painful or itchy, just like asking if you have eaten it? The same mutual confrontation ended soon, and it didn't take long for Mo Nanbei to order takeout.
As said on the phone, she asked for it.
One KFC chicken, one McDonald's.
One thing to say, this behavior is indeed a bit outrageous.
However, outrageous to outrageous, in the face of this kind of party struggle, the two of them will not compromise with each other at all.
It's like the two of them are drinking happy water now.
Mo Nanbei drank her deliciousness, and Li Ziqian drank his Pepsi.
While drinking, looking at the coke in each other's hands, they will certainly mock each other as usual.
How to write the word "compromise"?
Sorry, it's not in the dictionary.
If there is, then tear the page away.
The work speed of the delivery guy is very good, and I don't know why, this time the McDonald's who made a fool of himself and the KFC chicken who were full arrived at the same time.
Double partisanship, double ecstasy.
As if the prank had succeeded, Mo Nanbei's face was full of smiles when he was getting takeout.
"Speaking of which, have we forgotten something very important?"
While nibbling on a hamburger, Mo Nanbei said to Li Ziqian.
"Huh? What's the matter?" Li Ziqian asked Mo Nanbei.
"It's almost the festival."
"uh-huh?"
"Then we haven't practiced the piano at all in the past two days."
Li Ziqian:
There is such a thing.
Sorry, he really forgot.
He didn't pay attention to what happened in the previous rehearsal. After all, he was in a bad mood. At that time, Mo Nanbei ignored him at all.
Thinking about it now, it seems that the focus of life has suddenly changed
Ok
subtle.
If he was idle, Li Ziqian couldn't help but sighed and said with emotion,
"Hey, I'm hurt by games and beauty, and I'm getting haggard. I'll quit gaming from tomorrow."
Mo Nanbei: ?
"What kind of fart are you putting?" Mo Nanbei complained to Li Ziqian without thinking.
"What's wrong?"
"Isn't there any mention of the color of the word?"
"yes!"
Mo Nanbei:
"There's nothing wrong with it."
After all, Huang Tian is above, right?
and
"It's time to work hard, as usual, it should be the monthly exam soon.
There is really no time to fish every day, alas, the happiest time of the semester is coming to an end. "
Recalling the school calendar arrangement, Mo Nanbei said to Li Ziqian.
"Yes indeed." Listening to Mo Nanbei's words, Li Ziqian nodded.
Even if he never looked at the school calendar, just in terms of their school's beating nature, he really should stop fishing and be a layman.
For their group of second-year high school dogs, the month before the start of school can be regarded as a transition period.
For the old fish-touchers like them, this was the most comfortable period of time.
The closer to the end of the term, the busier you are, the higher the frequency of exams, and the fewer activities in the school. The daily tasks are basically writing papers, speaking papers, changing papers, and writing papers.
This is even more desperate than the Mobius ring.
However, the fun in life is still found by himself. After Li Ziqian nibbled two bites of chicken wings, a flash of light suddenly flashed in his mind and said to Mo Nanbei,
"I said, it's not good to always study in life, let's bet something?"
"what???"
One thing to say, she now has PTSD betting against Li Ziqian.
If there is no problem with her memory, I bet with Li Ziqian that nothing good has ever happened.
Either she was forced to declare her defeat in a strange way, or she was inexplicably won, but it seemed that she had won nothing.
Thinking about it now, it's not so much that he is betting with him, it is better to say that he is giving this person welfare in a different way.
What's so special about this
no
and many more.
What did I just think about?
What did I say last sentence? ? ?
Another way to give this person welfare?
so special
And such a good thing? ? ?
Grass!
Bet! ! ! !
There's no reason to gamble!
Li Ziqian is a good man!
Give someone a pillow when she falls asleep, and spread her steps when she's deadlocked.
"What are you?" Li Ziqian, who didn't know what the **** was going on in Mo Nanbei's head, asked rhetorically based on the person's previous tone.
"Ah, how dare you bet against me, you bastard!"
After making up his mind, Mo Nanbei secretly said in his heart that the gambler had made up his mind, and at the same time, he jumped up against Li Ziqian at all costs.
Mo Nanbei's tone was full of arrogance, and his eyebrows were full of provocation.
She didn't believe it anymore, she was so skinny that Li Ziqian could bear it.
And sure enough, Li Ziqian was hooked.
"Grass? Why are you still jumping up??", he scolded Mo Nanbei.
"Yeah, jumping with the trash, is there any problem?"
"Don't you know how to write dead words??"
"Hey, it's a coincidence, isn't it? I really don't know! I don't understand. What are you betting on me with your studies?"
yes!
What are you betting on with her?
Done.
How to do this.
Having said one thing, Mo Nanbei was stunned when he thought of this.
Put an indisputable fact.
As long as she doesn't want to be brought home by her old mother to teach her how to be a person, she will not be able to release water for the exam this month.
The result of not releasing water is to start in the top five of the grade.
That's it?
What did Li Ziqian take to bet with her?
Ok? ? ? ? ?
No, what am I crazy about here!
I can't lose, won't it be a big deal? ! ! ! ! !
Д!
Hastily.
At the same time when the grass was extremely growing in her head, Mo Nanbei took a deep breath and forcibly maintained the calm and indifferent on the surface. She asked Li Ziqian,
"How are you going to bet?"
"In a single subject, there is still a ranking improvement." Li Ziqian replied.
"No? Do you want to listen to what you are talking about? How do you think I can improve my ranking?"
Although he wanted to give it to Li Ziqian for nothing, he couldn't insult her IQ with such a **** bet, right?
Li Ziqian:
Seeing that Mo Nanbei didn't understand what he was talking about, Li Ziqian explained it to Mo Nanbei again,
"What I'm saying is that we compare the results of individual subjects and bet on my own ranking."
"Oh oh oh, then, it would be better if you made it clear earlier."
"No, I don't understand this, what are you idiots?"
"Grass, as far as your expression is concerned, who do you think can understand it?"
Mo Nanbei said how could this be her problem? ?
Obviously there is something wrong with Li Ziqian's expression, right? ?
As for Mo Nanbei's question, Li Ziqian said,
"I understand."
"Nima, don't change the subject and tell the truth quickly. How are you going to bet with your father, and how much?"
"I'm your father!" After a few words, Li Ziqian replied, "Well, the single subject is better than the other, how can you bet?"
"I wonder which department I'm asking about.
Is it all, or a designated single subject. "
Mo Nanbei glanced at Li Ziqian angrily and continued to ask him.
"Of course it's a designated subject."
"uh-huh?"
"Uh huh what huh, single subject still need to think? That means mathematics."
"Also, this is no problem, then how about improving it?" Mo Nanbei continued to ask.
"Let me think about it, do the grades in the entrance exam count?"
School entrance exam?
After thinking for a while, Mo Nanbei replied to Li Ziqian,
"Well, right?"
"Okay, when I took the exam, my grade was three hundred and sixteen."
Mo Nanbei: ? ? ? ? ?
"No??? Why is it three hundred and six????" Mo Nanbei was shocked.
"Because I forgot about reciting in Chinese, reciting in English, and so on."
"Grass, Nima, I'll just say why do you dare to bet on this, why can't you lift more than a hundred with your eyes closed???"
If she remembered correctly, Li Ziqian usually scored between 150 and 230 when he fished.
This is a special school entrance examination three hundred and sixty
Oh shit.
Also absolutely.
Seeing the disbelief and shock on Mo Nanbei's face, Li Ziqian also understood what she wanted to express, so he continued after thinking for a while,
"Then change the gambling method."
"uh-huh?"
"Just the top 50 in the monthly exam age."
"So confident??"
To be fair, the top five in the grade is a watershed in grades, the top fifteen is the second, followed by the top fifty and the top one hundred in the grade.
In fact, the difference between these people's scores is not very big. When she was most anxious, the difference between the 50th grade and the 100th grade was less than ten points. If she remembered correctly, the accurate score should be 8.5.
The devil knows how difficult this month's test paper is. If it's a little harder, it's fine. It can widen the gap between everyone's scores. If it's a simple paper, then the ranking is not easy to say.
The seriousness is probably that even if she wants to sit firmly on the Diaoyutai, she has to seriously check herself about three times after writing the paper.
Usually, she basically goes through, or at most, a symbolic self-examination, and waits until the time for submitting the papers in advance arrives, then submits the papers and leaves.
"Well, how do you know where your limits are if you don't force it?"
After all, he has also been at the top of the grade ranking for a while, and Li Ziqian is not saying this sentence without thinking.
Recently, he has always had a vague sense of pressure.
Although he didn't understand the source of this pressure for the time being, he felt that he could no longer be lazy.
He has to work hard.
It was with such an idea that he seriously put forward such a bet.
After all, the academic performance ranking is a unified ranking of the school, and there is no such thing as surrendering and losing half.
At most, it's just a little perk on the way to study.
"Okay, then what am I betting on?" Mo Nanbei continued to ask.
"You don't have to, as long as I achieve it, you can just give me something good."
Mo Nanbei: ?
"This Nima's bet is a hammer?"
"You can bet if I can reach it? Besides, isn't there a comparison link for individual subjects?"
"It's not impossible."
Thinking about it anyway, Mo Nanbei, who was going to lose by lying down, continued to ask Li Ziqian,
"What about the benefits?"
"What's the benefit?" Li Ziqian asked.
"It's what you want from winning."
"Oh this, s, two sets, the one with the photo."
"what???"
Before Mo Nanbei started complaining, Li Ziqian interrupted her and continued,
"Just follow this standard."
Then Li Ziqian opened the phone and sent a picture to Mo Nanbei.
It's a relatively popular picture recently.
The content of the picture is like this.
A space called Krum Server Assassin.
10,002 out of the clear Barbara's double flight, Yujie and quasi-jk, the appearance is online, don't disturb the fat house in **** area
The next match is, don't disturb the fat house, they still have a few ⑧.
"Ok???????"
After receiving the picture, Mo Nanbei was stunned.
"Just according to this standard?" Li Ziqian repeated his previous question.
""
"If it was a picture of this standard, I think I would be very motivated."
""
"OK"
"ojbk!!!"
"Okay, you can get out, don't disturb my study."
Mo Nanbei: ? ? ? ? ? ?
Is there something seriously wrong with this person's head?
For a while, Mo Nanbei's mouth was full of dirty words, and he didn't know which sentence would be more appropriate to start with.
Happy birthday to Brother Dongbei and the cat!
Hey hey hey.
I wanted to add more.
Well, but yeah, well, I understand.
It must be fine tonight.
Sure, really sure, trust me! ! !