Chapter 157: [014] Pet Sun Kuangmo (two more)
Chapter 157 [014] Pet Sun Kuangmo (two more)
The old house was not big enough to accommodate the 23rd or 30th bandits, so the whole sheep feast was placed at the entrance of the village, and the two roasted whole sheep with bright golden oil were placed beside the ancient well.
Roasted whole lamb has a layer of crispy skin, which is the cream of mutton. Spring is not the best time to eat roasted whole lamb. After autumn, the little ewes are pasted with autumn fat, and there will be a thick layer of suet under the skin. The roasted flavor is the best.
These two sheep are not young ewes that have not grown up, but in the hands of Master Bao, they still seem to have a supreme taste.
Roast whole lamb and eat three times.
The first time I ate it was the layer of golden crispy skin, sprinkled with white sesame seeds, cut into strips, dipped in the secret sauce, bit into it, the charred and crispy, the fat melted on the tip of the tongue, the cold sauce and the hot mouth The rind has a great taste in the mouth.
The aroma of sesame has dissolved the mutton smell of suet, and the taste is unbelievably fragrant.
Of course, the horse thief boss is not stupid. Before starting, let Bao Shenchu and Yu Wan taste it, and make sure that it is non-toxic and harmless, and then distribute it to the brothers.
The villagers squatted shivering aside, smelling the aroma of roasted whole lamb, listening to the sound of gnawing suet, and drooling with gluttony.
Chef Bao cuts the mutton fat in an orderly manner. The suet must not be cut too thickly, just above the mutton, together with the whole quick and greasy fat. Yu Wan is in charge of the other roasted whole lamb. How does Chef Bao cut it? , she cut it no matter what, and after a while, the suet of the two sheep was swept away.
God Chef Bao tempered the lamb rack to continue roasting.
This time, the food is the mutton itself. The heat is too high or too small. If it is too hot, it will be hard; if it is too weak, it will be raw. Bao Shenchu handled it just right. A green onion, a burrito, no sauce is also a first-class delicacy in the world.
"Mummy!" The horse thief boss couldn't stop eating.
After the first layer of skin and the second layer of meat are eaten, the next three times are roasted on the fire, and the meat is eaten with the bone. This is the part with the most meaty taste and the essence of roasted whole lamb. Strong, you can vaguely feel the strong fragrance of sheep bones.
"Suck" Little Tie Dan drooled.
The boss of the horse thief deliberately took Xiao Tiedan back to train him to become the next horse thief. Seeing that he was greedy, he waved to him.
Little Tie Dan walked over.
Yu's family didn't react for a while. When they went to catch him, Little Tie Dan had already walked up to the boss of the horse thief.
"Want to eat?" asked the horse thief boss.
Little Iron Dan nodded.
The horse thief boss gave him a plate of flesh and blood.
Little Tie Dan took the plate and turned away. He didn't eat alone.
The horse thief boss held him down: "Just eat here!"
His food is only for his pony thieves, others want a piece of the pie, but there is no door!
"But my sister is also very hungry." Little Tie Dan said in a low mood, "My mother is also hungry, my uncle is also hungry, my aunt, my eldest brother and second brother... um—"
The horse thief stuffed a piece of mutton into his mouth.
Little Tie Dan's mouth was full, and he said vaguely, "They are all fine..."
The boss of the horse thief was very annoying: "If you make more noise, I will kill you!"
Little Tie Dan obediently shut his mouth.
The horse thief boss hooked a small bench with his feet and kicked it in front of the little iron egg.
Little Tie Dan straightened the small stool, sat down honestly, and waited until the mutton in his mouth was finished: "Actually..."
The horse thief boss pulled out his machete.
Little Iron Dan silently swallowed the words in his mouth.
He just wanted to say, the mutton is so delicious, can you give him two more plates.
Little Tie Dan held the plate in one hand and the mutton in the other, and ate it in big gulps.
Little Tie Dan was "caught", and the uncle and aunt were anxious. They were so anxious, the younger siblings must be more anxious than them, right?
The two were about to open their mouths to comfort Jiang Shi, when they saw Jiang Shi staring in the direction of the roasted whole sheep, drooling, and his eyes glowing green.
“…”
Brother and sister, did you know that your son was arrested...
Yu Wan looked at Little Tie Dan not far away, and then looked at Chef Bao beside him.
Bao Shenchu couldn't have not noticed that the little iron egg came to eat mutton, but there was no difference in his expression, and he still cut and roasted the whole lamb on his own.
Yu Wan lowered her eyes, she didn't believe that Bao Shenchu would harm the little iron eggs, so these things are non-toxic, really let the horse thief have such a happy meal?
The boss of the horse thief enjoyed his meal, and took out the good wine that he planned to bring back to taste slowly. Naturally, this jar of wine was not enough for thirty people, so he and a few confidants shared the wine.
The aroma of the wine lingered for ten miles, suppressing the aroma of roasted whole lamb.
Roasted whole lamb is already a top-level delicacy, and the next few dishes sound like they are not as good as they are, but when they are actually presented, the horse thieves find out, what kind of fairy cook is this, how does each dish taste better than the other?
The braised mutton was robbed as soon as it came up. Not a drop of the soup was left. The cold dishes made of lamb liver, lamb tripe, and lamb trotters were not to be mentioned. Half of it was served on the table. The feet of the horse thief who stole it!
Sheep scorpion hot pot is put into the hot medicine bag, which is refreshing and spicy, spicy but not dry.
After the greasy big fish and meat, come to a bowl of stewed heart and lung radish soup, with the greasy spring onion mixed with soft tofu, the horse thieves only feel that their body and mind are relaxed.
The horse thieves were suddenly reluctant to kill this old man. He was so good at cooking, and he took him back to cook for them. How much fun would it be that day!
The thought of being able to eat such a sumptuous and delicious meal every time in the future, the horse thieves couldn’t sit still, and could not wait to go back to the mountain immediately!
"Boss!" The one-eyed horse thief leaned over, "Leave that old man behind?"
The boss of the horse thief hummed with satisfaction: "The old man and the women and children are left behind, and the men are killed!"
"Yes!" The one-eyed horse thief pulled out his machete and walked towards the villagers huddled at the entrance of the village with a smirk.
Li Zheng dared to stand up: "You...you don't go too far! This is the foot of the emperor, you **** things and pay them back. It's really causing people's lives, and the government will not sit idly by!"
The one-eyed horse thief said fearlessly: "If you dare to be horse thieves, why are you afraid of the government? Besides, if you kill all of you, who will report to the officials?"
Women are sold into brothels and children are sold to kidnappers. Those people have a way to stop their mouths!
Along with the one-eyed horse thief, there were three other horse thieves. Several of them took out the men in the village. Aunt Bai's husband and son were also taken away, and Aunt Bai took off the large soles of 39 yards: "The old lady is fighting with you!"
Boom!
The one-eyed horse thief fell.
Aunt Bai was stunned for a moment, holding up the big shoe, eh? She hasn't started yet!
Immediately afterwards, the remaining three horse thieves also fell.
The four of them curled up, covered their stomachs, and rolled on the floor in discomfort.
The villagers were stunned by this scene, what happened to these people? How to say it fell down? Eat a bad stomach?
Aunt Bai was so frightened that she put on her shoes and ran back to the villagers with small steps.
The horse thieves fell one by one, and the leader of the horse thieves spit out a mouthful of blood after a brief struggle, and knelt on the ground with no strength.
When the little iron egg, who had been held by him to eat, saw this, he decisively spread his feet and threw himself into Yu Wan's arms.
This group of horse thieves had blackened Yintang and black nails, as if they were poisoned, but on the other hand, Little Tie Dan, his face was red, his eyes were watery, his breathing was even, his expression was normal, and he was very healthy. How could this be? What they had eaten, Xiao Tie Dan also ate... The only things that Xiao Tie Dan didn't touch were the jar of wine and the first three plates of vegetarian dishes, but those, the horse thieves forced Yu Wan and Bao Shenchu to taste them. She and Bao Shenchu are not poisoned!
Yu Wan was very sure that she didn't do anything, she could only be God Chef Bao, but not to mention that the horse thieves stared at them so hard, it was Yu Wan who was beside God Chef Bao from beginning to end, and he didn't see him do anything. Actions related to poisoning.
Yu Wan had no idea when he started!
The horse thief boss looked at Bao Shenchu and said, "You...what did you do?"
"Poison." Bao Shenchu said lightly, "Medicine can heal people, but also kill people. If you dare to eat the dishes I make, you will have to pay the price."
The horse thief boss couldn't figure out how he did it. His own people were staring at him to death, and they let their family eat all the vegetables first. Why were they okay, but he and his brothers were poisoned.
"You...you bad old man..."
Chef Bao glared at him: "You're the only one who messed up the old man! Your whole family messed up the old man!"
The boss of the horse thief vomited three liters of blood!
Yu Wan began to press the horse thief: "How did you think of coming to Lianhua Village to rob?"
Lianhua Village is so poor that it has never been targeted by robbers.
The horse thief boss gritted his teeth and didn’t speak, but he didn’t say it, it didn’t mean others didn’t. His confidant, the one-eyed horse thief, spoke up: “Back… back to what my aunt said… We heard from the people in Xinghua Village that someone in your place opened the door. Workshop, big business... we... we just came to rob!"
The aunt scolded: "Sure enough, it's those bastards!"
Xinghua Village is famous and famous. They were the first to be looted by horse thieves.
They even pointed the way to the horse thief!
Aunt Bai rolled up her sleeves and gritted her teeth: "I am a fairy! I have to burn them to death today!"
Yu Wan said to her: "Aunt Bai, Xinghua Village's account will be settled later, and now we will deal with this group of horse thieves."
"That's right! These **** are not good things!" Aunt Bai raised her foot and kicked the one-eyed horse thief.
The one-eyed horse thief was kicked and screamed.
The horse thief boss felt a lot of joy in his heart, making you spineless and letting you betray Lao Tzu!
But soon, the horse thief boss stopped laughing.
"What to do with them?" Shuan asked.
Li was thinking about it and said, "Report to the officer."
Yu Song disagreed and said: "That's not good, just threatened them with the government, they are not afraid at all, maybe they have already colluded with the government, what if they use the money to bribe the government? In my opinion, kill them. Bar!"
Shuanzi said in a daze: "Even though they are guilty of death, but if we kill them, wouldn't we have committed the same crime as them? If the government investigates..."
Yu Song nodded: "That's true, then don't kill it."
The horse thieves were delighted.
In the next second, Yu Song was heard again: "Send it to the back mountain to feed the beasts, we won't kill it!"
The horse thieves are about to collapse!
Young man, you look so innocent, do you want to have such a dark heart...
It is also very troublesome to transport the No. 30 horse thief up the mountain, especially because there are few strong men in Lianhua Village, and one person is not enough to carry it. In the end, Yu Wan thought of a way to get the best of both worlds: "Lizheng, don't we want to open up wasteland and cultivate land? Why don't we put They stay as coolies, so they don't have to go out and spend money to hire people!"
Li Zheng frowned: "But they eat so much, won't they earn enough to eat?"
Collectively silent horse thieves: "..."
What you should be worried about, aren't we so cruel and terrible that we will wipe your necks in the middle of the night?
Yu Wan said: "Then give them a little less food, look at them fat and strong, and they won't starve to death if they don't eat!"
That young man just let them be bitten to death by a beast, but this little girl wants them to starve to death while working, who are they? How could it be more brutal than their group of horse thieves? !
The horse thief really wants to cry.
The robbery is like this, it can be said that the life of the thief is quite miserable...
In the end, Bao Shenchu gave the antidote to Yu Wan: "Take it once a month, one tablet at a time, if anyone is disobedient, the antidote will not be given to him, and his intestines will rot and die!"
"Will you die soon?" Yu Wan asked.
Bao Shenchu said: "It's very fast, it's only three or five months from the time the intestines go through the belly to the death of breath."
rotten... rotten for three or five months? !
The horse thieves who wanted to die with poison and dignity all gave up their resistance in despair.
"We're going up the mountain!"
"We want to open up wasteland!"
"We want to farm!"
"We don't eat!"
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The practice of roasting whole sheep refers to the author of Zibaijia Account: Mengran Said Food.
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