Chapter 266: Thorn Conference, Men's Mixed Doubles vs Big Club Death (3 more)
The moon was dark and the wind was high, and the atmosphere in the car was strange.
"What, so late, where are we going?" Xiao Dongyi asked.
"Shi Yuan, where are you going?" Xie Yu sat in the driver's seat.
"Going to your club, your own place, is more convenient." Lu Shiyuan said bluntly.
"It's so late, is there anything I can't say tomorrow?"
Xiao Dongyi wanted to cry.
Seriously, he is the only one who can endanger his life by eating melon.
Xie Yu: "No, I can't wait!"
“…”
"Old Xiao, in Mr. Lu Xun's "Youth Runtu", there is such a description of the li in the melon field," Lu Shiyuan turned on his phone and read the original text.
"Under the moon, listen, the sound of la la!
Xiao Dongyi wanted to cry.
Isn't that what he is talking about?
Lu Shiyuan continued:
"I didn't know what this so-called scorpion was at the time, and I don't know it now. I just felt like a puppy for no reason..."
Xiao Dongyi feels that someone is connoting herself like a dog!
Is this the original text of Brother Xun?
Why does he feel different from the articles he has learned.
"...when you go, you will stab you when you see him. This beast is very smart, he ran towards you, but he ran from his crotch." After reading a few excerpts, Lu Shiyuan tilted his head and rushed He smiled, "Old Xiao, are you saying this is cunning?"
Xiao Dongyi is crazy!
What are you doing?
In the middle of the night, who wants to listen to you reading the text here!
Xiao Dongyi never thought that Brother Xun's article was still a horror story.
—
In fact, Lu Shiyuan and Xie Yu arrived late, also to send Su Xianyi and Lu Shiwei home early.
I know where someone's nest is anyway, so I don't rush to block people.
"Sister, will they not do anything to Uncle Xiao?"
Su Xianyi felt that when the two went out, it was as if they were looking for revenge.
"Boys, just kidding."
Lu Shiwei didn't think that they would really do something to Xiao Dongyi. He could only blame Dongdong for kicking the iron plate this time, and he was definitely going to make trouble tonight.
**
About half a quarter of an hour later, Xiao Dongyi was held from side to side and entered the Wind Rider Club.
It's almost eleven o'clock at this time, and there are no people who have trained and exercised, but the lights are bright inside.
Entering the training ground, Xiao Dongyi went crazy.
"Hi, Xiao Xiao!"
Xu Yangzhou bought beer melon seeds and was chatting with Bai Chumo and Chi Lie.
On the table in front of the three of them, there is a barbecue. This is not finished tonight. Based on the principle of not wasting food, I packed it back for supper.
Now the three of them are drinking and drinking, obviously posing for the show.
Xiao Dongyi just wanted to cry, how come there are still a group of spectators.
What kind of friends have you made?
Xie Yu looked at Xiao Dongyi and pointed to the equipment warehouse not far away, "Go get the equipment yourself and come on stage later."
"Brother Xie, do you need to play so much?" Xiao Dongyi was a little cowardly.
"Do you want to fight Shi Yuan first, or me?"
"I..."
I don't want to fight anyone!
Xiao Dongyi hesitated, winked at Xu Yangzhou and the others, and asked for help:
Guys, save me.
"Thank you, brother!" Xu Yangzhou shouted, "You too underestimate Dongdong, he doesn't speak, he must want you to come together!"
Xiao Dongyi: "?!"
Xu Yangzhou, why are you still human?
He can't beat any of them, and there is a mixed doubles?
At this point, no one will save him.
Lu Shiyuan glanced at Xie Yu, "In this case, shall we satisfy him?"
"Listen to you."
“…”
—
Ten minutes later, in the ring
Xiao Dongyi ran to the equipment warehouse, put on a protective suit, helmet, and protected all joints, including the abdomen and legs.
He even worried that he was not protected enough and wore a lot of protective gear.
In the equipment room, there are all models and sizes, and he has several layers of coats.
I also got a layer of inflatable protective gear outside.
Even wearing an inflatable neck brace around her neck, almost armed to the teeth.
This also caused him to move, which was quite inconvenient.
I was a rookie at first, but now because I was wearing too heavy protective clothing, with the help of Xu Yangzhou, I climbed onto the ring and moved on the stage like a penguin.
"You're wearing too much." Xie Yu frowned.
"I wear so much on purpose."
Xiao Dongyi seemed to be inflated at this time.
"I'm afraid you won't be able to get up." A kind reminder from professionals.
"It's okay, I'm not afraid!"
Xiao Dongyi can't predict what she will experience in a few minutes.
It was Lu Shiyuan and Xie Yu on the opposite side, and it was rare to have a unified expression today.
They all look like they want to eat people.
Originally, the two of them were holding a sigh of relief, but it was inconvenient to take each other out of the fire, this is not…
Xiao Dongyi came to the door.
Xu Yangzhou was so excited that he stood under the ring and cheered him on.
"Be brave, don't be afraid of difficulties!"
Xiao Dongyi got angry: "You can shut up!"
Xie Yu glanced at Lu Shiyuan, "You go first?"
"How about you?"
"You better come first."
“…”
Xiao Dongyi is speechless, why are you two so polite, have you ever thought about my feelings!
How about he?
Take advantage of these two being polite and make a sneak attack, it may not be too bad.
He is clear in his heart, and he is hard-headed, and there is no chance of winning.
Xiao Dongyi thought so in the bottom of her heart, and immediately took action, and Lu Shiyuan and Xie Yu also noticed his movements. The boxing ring is not big, that is, every minute.
The two raised their feet at the same time!
One is the professional instinct of the boxer, and the other is the habit of the former soldier.
Two feet kicked over at the same time, Xiao Dongyi's clumsy body staggered and was kicked directly to the ground!
"Bang—" Someone fell on his back on the ring.
Because of proper protection, it does not hurt.
Because the hands are still wearing boxing gloves, and the elbow joints are also wearing protective equipment, he cannot exert force, and because there are too many protective equipment at the elbows, his hands are even inconvenient to support the ground , the body can not find any support!
He moved on the ground for a long time!
Stopped!
What's going on...
He can't seem to get up!
What is this?
Then under the gaze of several people, someone twisted and twisted like a turtle on the stage.
It may not be a good thing to wear too much.
Everyone: "…"
Is he joking?
Xu Yangzhou was laughing like crazy: "Old Xiao, are you kidding me?"
"Fuck me—"
Xiao Dongyi imagined many possibilities.
However, she never thought that she would die before she was beaten to death.
What's more, Xu Yangzhou actually took out his mobile phone and recorded a video for him.
"Xuyangzhou!"
“Haha… died laughing—”
Xu Yangzhou is laughing crazy.
The stabbing meeting he envisaged should be a sword, light, sword, shadow, **** storm.
It's supposed to be an action movie, but it's a comedy.
The sudden situation made Lu Shiyuan and Xie Yu a headache.
This…
So stupid, I don't know if I should continue.
The two looked at each other and took off their gloves.
"Don't stand still, help me up!"
He also thought about taking off the gloves, but the gloves were too tight. He was going to use his teeth to open the tight places, but he was wearing a helmet and blocked his mouth, which made him in a hurry.
There was also an inflatable neck brace around his neck, and he struggled to even twist it.
Just as he asked the two on stage for help...
Results,
Xie Yu and Lu Shiyuan actually turned over and got off the ring!
How? Stop playing?
What about him?
Anyway, turn him over and let him get up!
Then together with the three people who came to eat melon and watch the play...
Five people, sitting not far from the stage, drinking beer, eating barbecue, or eating melon seeds, just staring at him.
As if watching some funny show.
Xiao Dongyi struggled for a long time, sweating all over, unable to twist, so she simply gave up struggling.
Lying on the ring with a corpse.
"Don't do it, come and help me." Xiao Dongyi collapsed.
In this situation, it is better to kill him.
"Old Xiao, look at me, I'll take a picture and send it to a circle of friends." Xu Yangzhou laughed.
"Xuzhouzhou, you bastard—"