Chapter 311: Mid-Autumn Festival: Gentle Second Brother vs Violent Xie Brother [Mid-Autumn Festival
The Mid-Autumn Festival Reunion Dinner will be held at Lujia.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, the house was busy.
However, it was not Cheng Wenqiu and Xu Jie who cooked today, but Lu Shiyuan and Xie Yu, Su Chengyuan wanted to help, but he asked him to wash a crab, someone was holding a toothbrush, like that , but it is the same as fighting a crab.
A crab didn't come out, and the bell clapped all over the place.
"You, go out!" Xie Yu frowned.
"Thank you, brother, I just want to help, I really can't handle crabs."
"Then go kill the fish."
“…”
Because Xie Rongsheng and Lu Dingbei made a bunch of small fish, it was very troublesome to deal with, Su Cheng watched from the side.
Xie Yu killed the fish!
Raise the knife, stun the fish directly, scrape the scales to remove the internal organs.
Slashing and bloody.
On the other hand, Lu Shiyuan's movements are extremely elegant, even opening the fish's abdomen slowly, just like performing surgery on a patient on an operating table, the whole process is full of strength and beauty, but his movements But very neat.
One fierce and one gentle.
The whole kitchen smells like a murder scene.
However, none of these fish escaped the fate of being slaughtered, and Su Cheng was frightened.
Compared with Xie Yu's brutality and violence, Lu Shiyuan's action of killing fish without blinking an eye is even more disturbing.
After processing all the trash, Lu Shiyuan was in charge of cleaning and preparing to make a braised small fish, Xie Yu started cleaning the crab, Su Cheng frowned and looked at, is this crab also afraid of evil people, why did he come to him Hand, so cute.
"Need help?" Lu Shiwei entered the kitchen and walked to Xie Yu's side.
Because he was bent over, Lu Shiwei could easily put his chin on his shoulder and neck, reached out and fed him a chestnut.
"No."
"There are too many crabs, let me help you."
"Finky, smelly, don't get your hands dirty."
"Then I'll be here with you."
"Stay away from the water."
…
Lu Shiyuan looked at the two from the corner of his eye, "Sister, I need help here."
"It's none of my business." Lu Shiwei hummed.
Su Xianyi also came over at this time, walked over to Lu Shiyuan and glanced at him. He didn't mention help, but he even urged him to hurry up, "Grandpa said he's hungry, please hurry up."
Lu Shiyuan felt a little pain in his head.
Is this the daughter-in-law?
Su Xianyi said, but she still helped them wash and prepare the side dishes.
The atmosphere in the kitchen is exceptional.
When a group of elders in the living room saw this, the corners of their mouths never stopped rising.
Zhou Xiaolou originally wanted to go in to help, but seeing that Su Cheng had withdrawn, and only two couples were busy inside, he was unwilling to be a light bulb.
She thinks making money is more important than finding a man.
After all, with money, what kind of man cannot be found.
She once dreamed to be a billionaire woman, a man is the spice of life, if you don't like it, change it.
Seeing other people's sweet love now, it is inevitable to look forward to it.
"Sister Lou, you also want to fall in love." Su Cheng sat beside her.
"Who said I wanted to be in love?"
Zhou Xiaolou hummed softly, his boy could not spit out ivory.
"The boat of friendship will be overturned when it is overturned, the great ship of love will be sinking when it is sunk, and only the canoe of the single dog will stand. Isn't this very good?"
"Will I get married one day and you are still single?"
“…”
Zhou Xiaolou took a deep breath, what should I do, I want to hit him.
**
When the autumn is a little drunk, the maple leaves dye the sky a reddish crimson.
The sky is getting dark, the night is gentle, the family is around the table, and the lights are lovely.
Lu Xiaodan lay on the carpet and slept soundly, probably smelling the scent of fish and shrimp, stretched and walked around the dining table, as if thinking about who would feed it.
"Do you all have a drink?" The old man was the happiest today, with a wrinkled smile on his face.
"I can't drink." Su Xianyi smiled.
After drinking, she didn't die in front of Lu Shiyuan, she was educating Xie Yu, she didn't dare.
"It doesn't matter, it's your family today, so you can drink some red wine." Cheng Wenqiu poured her some grapes and red wine so enthusiastically, she could only bite the bullet and lift the glass.
Zhou Xiaolou and Su Cheng, one was a drunken cultivator, and the other vomited all over, both of them were very restrained.
Su Cheng took a can of Coke, opened it with a "bang-", and the soda sizzled.
Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Zhou Xiaolou beside him, she was twisting a bottle of juice.
"Sister Lou, do you need help?"
"No." Zhou Xiaolou said, using his wrists to unscrew the bottle, "I've been single for a long time, let alone the bottle cap, I can unscrew the fire hydrant!"
"That's why you don't have a boyfriend."
"Brother, elder sister told you that those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are all fake."
"Really?" Su Cheng never observed.
"If you don't believe me, let them try to open a courier? Even without a knife, they can tear open the carton with their bare hands."
“…”
Su Cheng drank a coke, "Sister Xiaolou, there is no object, you have to find out your own reasons."
"Why?"
"You must be too good, no one deserves you."
Zhou Xiaolou laughed, "Brother, you are still very cute."
While talking, Mr. Lu had already raised his glass. After everyone raised the glass together, the old man let everyone do what they wanted. Zhou Xiaolou and Su Cheng were still thinking of serving him a toast, and the old man waved his hand directly, " There's no need to be so polite in our family, my family doesn't do this."
Speaking of which, they also got a crab for each of them.
Su Xianyi lowered her head, just opened the crab cover of a hairy crab, Lu Shiyuan handed her the processed crab yellow, making Zhou Xiaolou jealous.
Sure enough,
This is someone else's boyfriend.
"Thank you." Su Xianyi smiled and took the processed crab from him.
"Crabs are cold, don't be greedy."
Lu Shiyuan said this, seeing that Su Xianyi liked it, he helped her deal with two crabs by himself, but he was quite used to her.
The crab legs were all on his plate, and the plump crab yellow fell into Su Xianyi's bowl.
Xu Jie couldn't help reminding her daughter that she was a bit bullying.
"Auntie, I don't like to eat." Lu Shiyuan smiled.
The Lu family looked at each other:
Isn't this a nonsense?
Lu Shiwei was speechless:
Recall back then, when they were young, their sister and brother used to "fight" for crabs all the time, but now they say they don't like it?
Lu Shiwei glanced at his boyfriend.
Xie Yu's hand is naturally not as dexterous as Lu Shiyuan's, he can't handle these things, and he really doesn't like to eat them.
He felt that the crab meat was less and it was difficult to eat.
Instead of digging in the crab legs and pulling out the crab meat with a little fingernail, is it not delicious to eat pork, beef and mutton directly?
So,
Lu Shi coughed slightly and motioned someone to show it, when he couldn't lose to his younger brother.
Xie Yu picked up the chopsticks and gave her a small miscellaneous fish:
"Eat it, Shi Yuan's cooked small fish tastes good."
Lu Shi bit his teeth and whispered:
"I see you as a small trash fish."
"What did you say?" She muttered in her throat, but Xie Yu couldn't hear it clearly.
"I said thank you."
"You're welcome."
“…”
Sometimes you think that Xie Yu is very considerate and very good at flirting, and sometimes you think that it is really a stone in a ditch, stinky and hard, and it is a mud that can't support the wall.
Lu Shiwei ate fish in revenge, and quickly ate a small trash fish.
Xie Yu stared at her.
I thought she liked it, so I clipped another one for her.
Lu Shi was sullen, gave him a dry look, making Xie Yu puzzled, and then looked at Lu Shiyuan, who was still helping Su Xianyi deal with crabs, and learned something.
It's just a matter of dexterity, a rough man really can't learn it.
In the end, I didn't see much crab meat, but it was full of fishy smell.
Lu Shiyuan is eating the big house crab correctly, and Xie Yu proves with actions, what is called:
Violent Crab!
Lu Shiyuan sighed, helped his sister handle a crab, handed it over, and glanced at Xie Yu:
"Brother Xie, let go of the crab."
Xie Yu: "…"
The others laughed.
—
When the old man drank the wine, he looked at Xie Rongsheng and Xu Jie with the wine, "I will get married in a few days, I wish you happiness in advance, the family and the beauty."
The two thanked each other.
When it comes to weddings, it’s important to mention a few children.
Today and Yuemei, it seems that several elders are relieved, and only say that it is up to them to make arrangements.
Lao Lu seemed to have a lot of emotion tonight. In fact, Lu Dingbei and his wife might not be able to come back during the Mid-Autumn Festival in previous years. How can it be so lively today, and Su Cheng, a pistachio, is amusing by the side.
After dinner, he talked about the glorious past.
In the war years, who carried machine guns, bombed bunker, and looked in high spirits.
Su Cheng and Zhou Xiaolou were particularly enthusiastic.
Both of them were holding hands, which made Old Man Lu laugh all the time.
"Grandpa, why don't you say that you sneaked into the enemy's interior and blew up the enemy's nest." Lu Shiwei said.
Lu Lao glared at her.
Since Xie Yu "sniffed" his nest, the old man has never talked about his deeds again.
Ashamed.
Lu Shiwei even mentioned it deliberately, Old Lu was sullen, and let them go out to admire the moon, and don't get in the way of him.
**
When a group of people went out, the moonlight was just rising, like a jade plate, there was wind around, and there was a faint halo around the moonlight, Su Xianyi picked up the phone, took a picture of Zhang Yueguang and sent it to [Everyone present is my brother ] in the group chat.
【I wish everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! 】
Little buttocks: [Happy Mid-Autumn Festival. 】
Bai Chumo: [Happy holidays. 】
…
Everyone sent messages in the group one after another, and it was rare for Xiao Dongyi, who was always active, to not show up.
【Where is Lao Xiao? 】Without him singing in harmony with himself, Xu Yangzhou felt that it was extremely boring to talk about stand-up comics in the group.
Old Xiao: [On duty. 】
Everyone: […]
Su Xianyi looked at Lu Shiyuan beside him, "Uncle Xiao is on duty tonight?"
Lu Shiyuan tilted his head to look at her, the moonlight was gentle, falling on his face like water, he curled his lips and smiled, "Yes, he is on duty tonight."
"It's so pitiful, I spend the Mid-Autumn Festival alone."
"He has a lot of family and relatives, and he is urged to marry after the Mid-Autumn Festival, which is even more pitiful."
"Shall we go see him?"
Xiao Dongyi was accustomed to working the night shift, so she chose to be a doctor too much.
He thought it was nothing at first, but Lu Shiyuan and Su Xianyi suddenly came and brought him a few crabs and some food, which made him feel a little sad and almost burst into tears.
Xiao Dongyi: "I suddenly feel that I am not alone."
He seems to be that...
Under the moonlight, you can jump around in the melon fields.
At this moment, Su Xianyi's phone vibrated again, and the black avatar in that group, who had never spoken, spoke up.
.: [Happy Mid-Autumn Festival. 】
I probably missed the greeting time and no one responded. Su Xianyi pursed her lips and sent a happy Mid-Autumn Festival emoji.
As a result, the man disappeared after a bubble.
Xiao Dongyi took a photo and posted it in the group: [Although I was on duty, I still felt a lot of love. 】
—
The Public Security Bureau Building
The phone vibrated, the man opened the group chat, Xiao Dongyi's photo contained crabs, fish, and shrimp, he looked up at the moonlight outside the window, lowered his head...
Opened the soaked instant noodles.
There is a copy of that file and two five-nut mooncakes, which are issued by the bureau.
In order to **** the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day, more than 60% of the police force in Yanjing is on duty.
"Captain," someone knocked on the door.
"What?"
"Someone put it in the duty room and left a note saying it was for you."
The man opened the bag, and there were actually crabs and some food inside. This packaging box...is exactly the same as the photo taken by Xiao Dongyi, probably from the Lu family.
There is also a note on it, and it reads:
【Happy Mid-Autumn Festival】
This handwriting belongs to Lu Shiyuan.
The man pursed his lips and laughed softly when the police officer went out.