Chapter 502: Uncle Tang, IQ is against the sky
"Brother Kun, I heard that you used to be called Xi Kun, why did you change your name later?" Nan Yuan suddenly thought of this and couldn't help asking him.
"Hehe, this matter... Because I have no plans to start a family in the past ten years, my mother is a little anxious. After I agreed to participate in the show, she asked a master to calculate the marriage for me.
The master said that my name was missing a word, and even if the marriage appeared, it would not be tied firmly, so I added a cloud word to my name. "
Nan Yun stared at him, and then continued to ask, "Why the word cloud? With so many words, why did you choose Yun?"
"The word cloud, I think the meaning is good. Go straight to the sky, top ambition."
"Why is Mrs. Xi suddenly so interested in my name?" Xi Yunkun asked with a smile.
Nan Yuan replied without changing her face, "Because Mrs. Xi thinks it's a little strange for you to change your name suddenly, but this cloud word... is good."
When Xi Yunkun heard her calling herself Mrs. Xi, her eyes became gentler and her tone became more intimate, "Seeing that Mrs. Xi likes this name so much, I suddenly felt that the master's test of marriage was quite accurate."
Nan Yuan's eyes deepened when she heard this, "It's very accurate."
"Mom, Dad!" A childish voice suddenly interrupted the two of them.
Jiang Yunzhou's little boy ran over, his big eyes staring at Xi Yunkun.
Xi Yunkun was stunned for a moment, shook his head and asked, "Zhouzhou, what did you call me just now?"
Although he changed the name of the scarf to Zhouzhou's father and Jiang Shiqian's husband, he hadn't had time to tell Zhouzhou about it.
Even if it is said, it should not be so easy for children to change their mouths, right?
Jiang Yunzhou's father shocked Xi Yunkun, and Xi Yunkun's mood became a little strange.
Jiang Yunzhou's mouth was wide and his eyes were shining, "Uncle Tang told me that Uncle Xi has finally become Zhouzhou's father. Zhouzhou is so happy!"
The sugar uncle Xiaotang in Jiang Yunzhou's mouth was just about to arrive. He swung his arms and legs and walked over with a swagger. On the hot search, I know that you and Mr. Xi are already a legal husband and wife. It turns out that you left me and Zhouzhou in the morning to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate. "
"Cough cough." Xi Yunkun coughed lowly, and couldn't help looking at Nan Yuan, his eyes signaled: Your younger brother is too early. Being able to understand hot searches by yourself, and also know what is clear evidence and legal couples, is a bit amazing.
Nan Yuan seemed to be calm, but she had already started to have a headache.
Little Sugar Boy's performance is a bit strong. If someone else finds out, he has been so stupid for decades, and she doesn't know how to explain it.
Fortunately, Xi Yunkun didn't care too much about this.
The world is full of wonders, and some children may be precocious.
"Mom, Dad, Uncle Tang said he wanted to take me to the store to see Transformers, can we go shopping?" Jiang Yunzhou asked the two adults, looking very good.
Xi Yunkun frowned slightly, just as he was about to refuse, Uncle Tang, like a little adult, said, "Brother-in-law, send me and Zhouzhou two bodyguards, and then let us play by ourselves, you and Yuanyuan are busy people, I and I Zhouzhou will not disturb you!"
Nan Yuan: You're really welcome.
"I think I need to remind you that you are going to kindergarten next Monday."
Xiaotang was stunned for a moment, then said wow, "I don't want to go to kindergarten. Children in kindergarten have low IQs. I don't want to go, I don't want to play the piano to a cow!"
Nan Yuan's mouth twitched slightly: Do you think you're smart? Who gave you confidence?
Xiaotang sniffed, "I can go to kindergarten obediently next Monday, but you have to let me and Zhouzhou wander freely these days, Yuanyuan."
Nan Yuan's face was expressionless, "Be patient, learn to tell me the conditions."
Xiaotang immediately rushed over and wanted to smash into her arms, but halfway through, she suddenly remembered that she was no longer a plush ball, so she could only hold her arm and act like a spoiled child, "Yuanyuan, you are the best, you are the invincible number one in the universe. Oh little fairy!"
Nan Yuan was expressionless: "I don't want to be a fairy."
"That Yuanyuan is the invincible number one female overlord in the universe, the kind who dominates the universe, super bull!"
Jiang Yunzhou received the signal and immediately followed suit: "Mom is the best, the best mother in the world!"
Nan Yuan: …
Suddenly unable to refuse.
Xi Yunkun looked at the scene of these two living treasures acting like a spoiled child, and was amused, and asked curiously, "Why don't you come and beg me?"
Xiaotang pouted, "Forget it, you have to listen to my Yuanyuan."
When Xi Yunkun heard this, he was dumbfounded.
He only has no position in front of the people he likes, not himself.
However, apart from the company's subordinates, no one believed it. After all, even the two little buns didn't believe it now.
In the end, Xiaotang got eight bodyguards sent by Xi Yunkun, and then went out with his nephew hand in hand.
On the afternoon of the day when the hot search for obtaining a certificate just broke out, another hot search appeared not long after.
#zhouzhou go shopping with children#
After the netizens clicked on the hot search, they saw a short video of Zhouzhou Xiaoroubao shopping with another Xiaoroubao, and then they were sprouted with blood.
——The other little bun is so cute too, the way the two little buns go shopping together holding hands is so cute!
-Why are there only two children? Jiang Shiqian is in love with Young Master Xi, so he doesn't care about the children? Hehe, are you not afraid of being abducted by human traffickers? The show also has a good mother character, that's all?
——Is the front one selectively blind? Look at the back of the two buns! Eight, a total of eight bodyguards in black! My Zhouzhou really has a row of noodles!
—Fuck! Sisters, I found Huadian! After turning the video sound to the maximum, I heard Zhouzhou call out what uncle!
——Such a small uncle, this is too cute.
After Xiaotang knew that he and Jiang Yunzhou were on the hot search, he registered a scarf for himself and Jiang Yunzhou, one was called "Jiang Yunzhou's cute deity", and the other was called "Uncle Tang of Zhouzhou", and then he called the cheap brother-in-law to the two. People made a big v.
Just after the certification, the fans of the two little buns rose rapidly. At this rate of growth, there will definitely be millions of fans a month.
Because the two little buns are still young, there are black fans and keyboard warriors who ridicule the two little buns that the brokerage team is operating behind them.
As a result, the angry Uncle Tang immediately started a live broadcast, showing his high educational level and high IQ level, proving that he was taking care of the scarf.
——Hahaha worthy of being a family, like Sister Qian, the face-slap was late but arrived.
——Uncle Tang's IQ is against the sky!
——Uncle Tang is only five or six years old, so he knows so many words? Can also type! Awesome, worthy of being my sister Qian's younger brother!