Chapter 26: pub chat
Panda poured Lao Liu down and asked Yuneruo to carry him to the upstairs guest room to rest, while Anka sat on the seat of Lao Liu just now. He had just arrived at Kalipura Village, and he didn't know much about the "novice village" in the original game, so he just had a lot of questions to ask.
But before asking questions, he said with a smile: "I have to say first, I don't drink, it's a professional habit."
"Don't worry, I'm not drinking you either." Panda smiled slightly and said, "Lao Liu is full of grievances. It's only good for him to let him get drunk and vent. , you shouldn't mind being in this world or that world."
"Don't call me the same as a saint, I'm not that noble." Anka shook his head, "If possible, of course I want to go back. But in life, you must always accept the reality. You must know something, condolences. Conformity - the most serious thing is nothing more than condolences and conformity, I am mentally prepared."
Panda patted him on the shoulder: "Everyone can think as much as you do..."
With that, he shook his head, raised the wine barrel next to him, and poured himself a glass.
There are no small wine glasses at the Kalipura Village Inn. They use large glasses for drinking ale, but the local wine brewed by the innkeeper. The taste of this wine is roughly similar to that of rice wine, and the alcohol content is slightly higher, which is estimated to be more than 20 degrees. From just now to now, the panda has drank five or six cups. If it is converted into white wine, it is afraid that it will also look like a catty or two.
So much wine into the stomach is enough to bring down most of the so-called "good drinkers" strong men. But he didn't get drunk at all, as if he really was the legendary "a thousand cups without getting drunk".
The way Panda drinks is extremely heroic. When he raises his hand, he is half a cup, and almost half a catty of wine enters his stomach. Anka couldn't help but ask curiously: "I'm not surprised by your alcohol capacity, but I am very curious about another thing - look at the empty wine barrel next to you, you have at least 10 pounds of water, right? Drink these 10 pounds of water in it. , don't you think it's supportive?"
The panda was stunned for a moment, and replied, "I really didn't find out if you didn't say... After drinking so much water, I really don't feel like I can support it."
He couldn't help laughing: "It seems that time-travel is not all bad. In reality, my alcohol intake may not be bad, but it is absolutely impossible to drink so much water at one time. If I can travel back again, just rely on this If you have the skills, you can go to the beer drinking competition and set a record that will make all future challengers desperate."
Anka couldn't help laughing: "If I can travel back, I will definitely become a legendary doctor. Hua Tuo and Bian Que are not as good as me - no matter how good their medical skills are, they will still have incurable diseases. But come to me. Said, as long as this person is not completely dead, I can save him."
"You will definitely become a big man by then." Wu Mian said, "We will all hug your thighs."
"That's not necessarily true. You will also be superpowers at that time."
"What's so great about superpowers? I can make metals harder, weapons sharper, and massive magic circles... But these things are nothing more than icing on the cake for our world. Living with it, no It is also living. You are different. Your medical skills are a real miracle, and it is not a problem to prolong life and return to life. At that time, I don’t know how many dignitaries will be waiting in line at your door, let alone billionaires and heads of countries. I have to keep a smile on your face...how majestic!"
"As for that exaggeration?" Anka froze for a moment, thought about it carefully, and smiled, "It seems to be the truth... Exclusive business, or life-saving business, this is amazing!"
"That's right! When you want to give others a few seconds, just add a few seconds!" Yuneruo said, "Others add one second to be a god, you can add hundreds or thousands of seconds at a time - you are almost the same. It is directly the **** of the world!"
"That's right! The **** of the world! It's not ordinary!" Wu Mian nodded and said, "It's just a small question, how do we get back?"
Anka was stunned, and everyone was stunned.
After a while, without knowing who started first, without warning, everyone burst into laughter.
They laughed warmly, grinned, and grinned wickedly, and the hall was filled with overjoyed vibes.
After laughing, Wu Mian and others went back to sleep, and the panda was still drinking. He drank this drink for a long time, until Anka finished her breakfast.
In the huge hall on the ground floor, the two of them were left at this moment.
"How does the world feel?" Anka asked.
"Unreal, real." Panda replied, "It's a wonderful feeling."
"Can you tell me in detail? I've been at the castle, and I don't know much about the situation outside."
Panda nodded and said, "In general, the world gives me a very real feeling. Whether it's sunshine or wind, soil or grass, it's all real, and there's nothing false--I was in the village a few days ago. A tree was knocked down outside, and when I went to pick you up just now, the original pit was still there, and it was no different from the reality."
"Where is the phantom?"
"Our character panel, experience points, attributes, skills, and item bars... all give me an illusory feeling." Panda said, "Last night, we went to the grassland to level up. It's not very far from the village, but I don't know. Where did a large pack of wolves come from, there were at least two or three hundred. Among them was a wolf king—its skin is still in the hunter's house, and the hunter said it would take about ten days to completely deal with it."
He paused, then added: "We killed about a hundred wolves in total, and the grassland was a sea of blood at that time. The smell of blood was everywhere, and even the grass was dyed red. But when we faced the wolves, After the corpse used the collection command, the corpses disappeared out of thin air, leaving only the wolf meat, wolf skin, wolf teeth and wolf bones in the item bar, and even the blood on the ground was gone. If not for the smell of blood still there Drifting in the night wind, it's as if battles and slaughter have never happened here... it's full of unreal feelings!"
Anka thought for a while and asked, "What do you think...how did these wolves come from? Refreshed? Or did they grow naturally?"
"I don't know, I don't know, I'm not sure." Panda gave a wry smile and shook his head.
"Before I set off, Sanyu once told me. He said that wolves hunted during the day and wolves hunted at night have different meat quality. Let me study this trip if I have the conditions to see what's going on. Maybe not. It's not that the meat is different, but the wolf in the day and the wolf in the night are essentially different..."
"You mean that the wolves that appear during the day grow naturally, while the wolves that appear at night are refreshed by the system?"
"Not necessarily." Panda still shook his head, "I have killed wolves during the day and wolves at night, and I don't feel any difference. They are just as vicious and cowardly when they are alive; I can't see any difference. When collecting, the things collected are the same - if the wolves at night are refreshed by the so-called system, they should be the same as in the game, and they should be able to explode some equipment. But last night We killed hundreds of wolves, and the little local tyrant Sun Wu collected them one by one, but we didn't collect even a single piece of equipment."
He wanted to pour himself a drink again, but Anka stopped him.
"Don't drink anymore, drinking won't solve the problem."
"It's the same without drinking."
"If you don't drink, you can at least do things," Anka said. "Whether the world is unreal or real, what we should do doesn't make any difference, does it?"
The panda was silent for a long time, and finally put down the wine glass.
"You're right! Whether it's illusory or real, do whatever you need to do!"
A smile appeared on his face, and his eyes became brighter: "I have decided to quit drinking from today!"