Chapter 45: forty-five children
“…Look, it seems that our first place today has appeared…”
Director Zhou smiled with a complicated mood and looked at Gu Miaomiao who was carrying a heavy basket.
Standing next to Gu Miaomiao, Yoyo held her head high and looked like a proud champion waiting for awards.
They are of course the first place, because other than them, Tian Tian's father tried his best to catch a small fish half the size of a palm.
In contrast, the three fat and big fish they caught didn't look like the same species.
The little pelican who contributed three fatty fish was broken by Gu Miaomiao, leaving a huge psychological shadow, almost turned into a human shape by sadness, and shrunk to the side of brother Yongze’s She cried bitterly.
That little girl!
He looks so cute!
She did! Break my mouth for fish! !
Ugh-
As soon as the little pelican that was drained of its remaining value escaped Gu Miaomiao's clutches, she immediately turned around and ran away, not even daring to turn her head back.
Seeing that everyone was watching them, Gu Qizhou worried that Gu Miaomiao would give the audience an overly aggressive impression in front of the camera, and smiled awkwardly to ease the atmosphere:
"...Miaomiao, did that little pelican scare you? If you are afraid in the future, you can come and find Dad, Dad will protect you..."
Gu Qizhou tried hard to explain Gu Miaomiao's behavior just now as being too scared, but Gu Miaomiao didn't appreciate it.
"I'm not afraid, but it just seems to be deliberately showing off in front of us, which is a bit annoying."
She guessed it was because the staff member pinched its mouth?
So you deliberately caught fish to show off in front of them?
So smart, wouldn't it be a sperm? ?
Although the scene is a little out of control, the process must continue.
“…Okay, then we’ll give a prize to our first place first, and the prize for the first place is a garland hand-woven by our locals…”
"...This wreath was made by craftsmen who lived near Nagasawa Mountain. Now there are fewer and fewer people who can weave such a complex wreath. When you go home, you can Give this wreath to the snail girl who is preparing dinner for you..."
The wreath that was praised as a flower by Zhou Dao was handed over to Gu Miaomiao.
The wreath is embellished with colorful flowers, and it is indeed as beautiful as an artistic decoration.
If it is for Yoyo, or other children, this part is still a warm scene, but it is Gu Miaomiao who gets the wreath...
The scene was a little awkward.
[…The embarrassment is visible to the naked eye, I just dare not look down…]
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[The show crew is really black-hearted, I can already predict how many sunspots are waiting for Hei Yulan to be an unqualified stepmother...]
Gu Miaomiao, who knew nothing about public opinion, looked calm and gave the garland to Gu Qizhou naturally.
"Dad, this is for you."
Gu Qizhou took it unexpectedly and asked, "...for me?"
Gu Miaomiao whispered to him: "I know, it's Aunt Yu who cooks for us at home, right?"
The sound receiver clearly received Gu Miaomiao's words, and the audience also heard the words "Aunt Yu" clearly.
Suddenly, those sunspots who were ready to move were excited in advance, and the screen was full:
The poor kid is so mature at such a young age, Yu Lan doesn't know how to torture others]
[Yoo cute is Yoyo, some people like children, but don't give up the three views just because you like Yoyo]
And more vicious said:
[Yu Lan so shrewd gave birth to a silly daughter, wouldn't it be retribution? 】
Such remarks also successfully aroused the anger of passersby.
In just a few seconds, the entire barrage became noisy, and the originally warm and lovely atmosphere was stirred by a few mouse feces, and it was suddenly mixed into a pool of muddy water.
Gu Qizhou in the camera was stunned when he heard the words.
In his observation, Gu Miaomiao and Yu Lan are basically in a state where the well water does not make the river water, and occasionally chat a few words when there are many people, but when it is only the two of them, no one will take the initiative Find a topic.
This suddenly asked Yu Lan—?
"This wreath, take it to Aunt Yu." Gu Miaomiao blinked, "I saw it when I went out, didn't I? day?"
These words made Gu Qizhou look surprised.
"...how did you see that?"
Yoyo who heard their conversation also came over and said:
"I saw it too! It's on the calendar! What a big, big mark!"
Gu Qizhou was a little embarrassed when his two daughters saw something like a love anniversary.
Although Yu Lan is a person who doesn't pay much attention to these details, but as a literary youth... oh no, a middle-aged literary man, Gu Qizhou is very ceremonial in details.
Not to mention the 1,500-day anniversary of this kind of love that ordinary people don't have, he recorded a lot of love days, basically once a month, and every time The little surprises are different.
Yoyo is young, but she already understands the meaning of the small symbols on the calendar.
Gu Qizhou coughed twice:
"Not yet, not until next week."
Gu Miaomiao shoved the wreath into his arms: "then go ahead."
Of course, she doesn't care, as long as everyone clearly hears the key words [1,500-day anniversary of love], it's not a waste of her efforts.
And obviously, the netizens who were paying close attention and waiting to see the stepmother and stepdaughter tearing each other out, heard this clearly.
[…How many years are 1,500 days? Who will do the math? ? 】
[The answer for bad math is four years, is it surprising or not? Black fans waiting to slap Yu Lan in the face, will this slap hit you, will it make a sound? Does it hurt? 】
[Miaomiao and Yoyo personally verified that it was 1,500 days and four years. Miaomiao was six years old this year. Her mother died shortly after she was born. The class representative concluded , is there any gangster who didn't understand? 】
From the information revealed by Gu Miaomiao, anyone with normal IQ can judge whether Yu Lan is a junior.
So most of the passersby who questioned before turned off the microphone.
However, there are also many professional black fans who have received money, and they are unable to argue:
It must be taught by adults! 】
The audience laughed at the persistence of black fans:
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Little brother, could you, black person, have a little bit of rough logic before you? 】
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Although I didn't see this public opinion battle with my own eyes, it was within Gu Miaomiao's expectations.
The age of children is limited, but they also have natural advantages.
At least from what she said, no one would suspect that she was lying.
—and she was telling the truth.
Just picked the right time to say it.
"It's time to eat It's time to eat Yoyo go home for dinner"
Happy Yoyo said goodbye to the little brother who played the lion monster, and also said goodbye to the little pelican who left a psychological shadow, and happily embarked on the road home.
She held her sister in one hand and Gu Qizhou in the other, and asked innocently with a small face:
"Dad, what do we have for dinner?"
Gu Qizhou smiled delicately: "Eat the dinner prepared by the snail girl."
The little milky voice asked again: "Who is the snail girl?"
Gu Qizhou: "Your mother."
“…”
Yo Yo, who was looking forward to this dinner with all her heart, was struck by lightning and stayed in place blankly.
Gu Qizhou can understand Yoyo's despair at this time, and sighed sympathetically, as if saying "Sorry".
And if the audience is watching Yu Lan's camera at the same time, they will find that Gu Qizhou and Youyou have that kind of expression for no reason.
—Because of the Gu family's luxurious wooden house, there have been bursts of smoke.
The surrounding staff have all raised fire extinguishers. As long as the fire inside the stove cannot be controlled, they will rush in and put out the fire immediately to ensure the safety of the forest.
However, you must know that this luxury cabin uses a gas tank, not the kind of earthen stove that needs to make a fire by yourself!
“…cough, cough—”
In the thick smoke billowing in the kitchen, a female star who carefully put on fake makeup for an hour is very suspicious of life in the face of the things in the pot.
"No way! Is there something wrong with this pot!?"
The shocked Yu Lan couldn't face herself being so good-looking, but she fired a bunch of such ugly things.
"My aunt fried like this, why did I fry it like this??"
It's just a seller's show and a buyer's show!
Yu Lan, who reluctantly put the dishes on the plate, looked solemnly at the fried pork with green peppers, and then looked at the red tomato with yellow and black. egg.
“…Mom?”
Yoyo, who came back from the outside, lay on the side of the kitchen and shouted tentatively.
“…LanLan?”
Gu Qizhou, who had already smelled some kind of terrible smell, stood behind Yoyo and called out hesitantly.
Yu Lan in the kitchen heard the movement, her eyes lit up, she came over with the dishes and said:
"You guys are back? Come, it just happened, try my craft!"
Yu Lan took two steps towards them with the dishes, and Yoyo and Gu Qizhou took two steps back in unison.
Yu Lan: “…”
She squinted at the two of them, her voice a little colder.
"Yoyo, Gu Qizhou."
She put the dish on the table, turned around and said with a smile:
"It seems that you don't trust my cooking skills."
Gu Qizhou said implicitly: "...not distrust..."
Yoyo seriously replied: "...It's true..."
Gu Qizhou covered Yoyo's mouth and helped her add:
"...It's true, it's very powerful, people who never cook, can do this, it's already very good, if you practice a little more at this level, then our family's Aunt Zhang may be They're all laid off!"
Yoyo widened her eyes and looked at Gu Qizhou in disbelief.
…Dad! A man cannot lie! How can you say it so skillfully!
"Really?" Yu Lan obviously restrained her anger, but she was still dubious, "I see why you are so reluctant to eat my food?"
Gu Qizhou was still thinking about how to get around, when he saw Gu Miaomiao sitting on the table very naturally, and wrote lightly:
"Aunt Yu's hard-working meals, Dad, why are you still picky."
Gu Qizhou was also shocked.
This is what Gu Miaomiao would say! ? ?
Yu Lan was also a little surprised, but she didn't show it.
"Look at others, what are you waiting for if you don't come to the table? Wait for other snail girls to make Buddha Jump over the Wall for you?"
“…”
Gu Qizhou came to the table with Yoyo in his arms.
There is a rice cooker, the rice is not too outrageous, but this table dish…
Gu Qizhou and Youyou trembled slightly with their hands holding the chopsticks, the father and daughter looked at each other, and neither of them wanted to move the first chopsticks first.
Then, something shocked him a second time.
"Aunt Yu, eat first."
Gu Miaomiao, who has never taken the initiative to talk to Yu Lan, smiled and opened her mouth. She used the chopsticks to personally put a piece of stir-fried pork with green peppers that could no longer be seen as meat.
"You worked hard to prepare dinner. Would you like to try it first?"
Gu Miaomiao's smile is as standard as the outstanding students who greeted the leaders in elementary school.
Under the focus of many cameras, Yu Lan was in shock.
…What kind of way is she?
Gu Miaomiao had a bright smile on her face, but her heart was not fluctuating.
Nonsense, of course, to shut up those who maliciously speculate on the Internet that I was abused by my stepmother.
She has a good life, and she doesn't want to be made up by a group of people to be a poor little one who has eaten one meal but not the next.
However, Yu Lan is an excellent actor who has been nominated for the Best Actress Award after all, and she received the film very quickly.
"No, you're working hard too."
Yu Lan smiled lovingly, and gave Gu Miaomiao an egg that was not evenly beaten with chopsticks.
"Eat more food, it's still early before going to bed, don't go hungry in the middle of the night."
Gu Qizhou and Youyou looked blank.
Are these two crazy?
Or are they crazy?
Yoyo murmured: "...Sister, what's wrong with you?"
Gu Qizhou is also very confused: "...how are you... how are you doing this today?"
The plastic mother and daughter who smiled at each other turned their heads, one looked at Yoyo and the other at Gu Qizhou, and said in unison:
"How are we?"
"How are we?"
Gu Qizhou& Yo Yo: …
How dare the cowardly father and daughter dare to speak, they bowed their heads and silently took a mouthful of white rice and blocked their mouths.
【Hahahahahahaha, why are these two people taking such an unusual path! ? 】
【What is this wonderful way of getting along with stepmother and stepdaughter? ? ? Why is there a tacit understanding in the plastic? ? ? 】
【Hahahaha plastic is really plastic, but I don’t think it’s fake, it’s a little cute? ? 】
【Speaking of which, don’t you really think that Miaomiao’s character is very similar to Sister Lan? If I hadn't heard that Miaomiao was taken home by Director Gu only this year, I would have thought that Miaomiao was brought up by Sister Lan! 】
This time, there are no black fans who forcibly black Yulan jumped up and down, the audience laughed, and the atmosphere was much more harmonious.
In the end, Yu Lan shot and forcibly took chopsticks for them, urging them to eat quickly.
She has worked so hard for so long, even if it doesn't taste good, she has to eat it!
Yu Lan: "How is it? Does it taste okay?"
Gu Qizhou: "Yo yo, if I can't eat it, let's not force it. If it doesn't work, I'll throw it out of Dad's hands."
Yoyo, whose mouth was full of vegetables, had bulging cheeks and chewed very slowly for a while.
“…good, tasty…”
She used an expression as if she was eating bitter gourd, with tears in her eyes.
“…I, I can…”
Just as he was talking, before he finished speaking, the poor little boy couldn't hold back, and spit into Gu Qizhou's palm.
After spitting it out, pooh pooh pooh several times.
Seeing that this dish was so unpalatable, Gu Miaomiao put down her chopsticks and said sadly:
"...Dad, Aunt Yu, let's go get some food."