Chapter 88: eighty-eight children
She just thought while eating, ducks are so delicious, much better than dry bread, there are people in the world who don’t like ducks and choose to eat dry bread, don’t they? Is this the adult world?
"Yo-yo-"
"I remember before we came, someone seemed to swear he was going to lose weight?"
Gu Miaomiao's devilish smile appeared unexpectedly.
Yo Yo, who had been eating deliciously just now, suddenly froze, her gloved hand was holding a duck neck, her oily mouth was slightly open, as if she could not eat or not.
[Fuck! Doesn't this mean that I lost weight and was caught by my sisters by stealing it! 】
[Wu woo woo weight loss is really hard! What I don't want to eat is that the food hits me first! 】
[Happy time is always so short Yo Yo, I will face cruel weight loss at a young age hhhhh]
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"...Yes! I want to lose weight!" Yoyo put down the duck neck in her hand with a guilty conscience, "If you say no, you won't eat it, whoever eats it is a puppy!"
With harsh words in her mouth, but still unwilling to let go of the bag, Yoyo looked left and right, and finally stared at the cameraman who was filming her.
"The teacher said that it's not good to waste food, I can't eat ducks, ducks will be handed over to my uncle."
Cameragrapher: …?
Yoyo's eyes were filled with tears - although it was probably spicy - but she looked pitifully pitiful.
She handed over Zhou X Ya solemnly with both hands, quite earnest and sincere.
"Uncle, that, that, there are a few duck necks left, and one duck foot, I haven't eaten the duck tongue..."
The little girl stretched her neck to look at the rest of the food in the bag, her eyes were pitiful, and she felt that she was speaking with a bit of saliva in her voice.
The cameraman: "Yoyo, your saliva is going to fall into it."
The audience finally couldn't help but brush up a lot of crazy hahahaha.
【Hahahaha I’m really going to die of laughter in this live room today! 】
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Poor Yoyo wiped her mouth with a piece of paper, and said obediently:
"There is no saliva in it. I took it out to eat, and it didn't touch it. Uncle, eat it!"
She also emphasized.
"Eat it all, don't waste it, I'll check it later!"
Viewers:
[It's a very strict foodie]
The melancholy child smashed his mouth like a aftertaste. When he returned to the picnic mat, he did not eat other snacks, but took a gulp of water.
Peach flavored sparkling water, sweet.
There is no fragrant duck, and sweet sparkling water seems to be OK.
"If only Mian Mian was there."
I saw a deer or two walking through the woods.
Mianmian will love it here!
The audience didn't know who Mianmian Yoyo was talking about. After all, Yoyo's family has been busy since morning. When they went out, Mianmian was still sleeping in the sheepfold.
However, such a chicken thief Zhou Papi, where would he let a cute and cute mascot like Mianmian go, and most importantly, he didn't have to pay extra for the mascot?
Director Zhou in the studio looked at the time.
"Not yet?"
"It will be there soon, the road is a little blocked."
As soon as the voices of the two here fell, a car drove into the scenic spot over there.
"Mianmian-!"
Yoyo saw the backseat door of the car open, a white and tender lamb with a smile on its face, ran down from the car happily, and ran towards Yoyo. .
The audience's first reaction was all—
What's up? After the duck is finished, you want to eat roast whole lamb? ? ?
However, the audience only vaguely realized when they saw this cute snow-white lamb kissing Yoyo's little face intimately, and when Yoyo skillfully hugged it and pinched its little ears arrive-
This appears to be her pet.
…But do normal people keep lambs as pets? ? ?
After cuddling with Mianmian, Yoyo happily pointed to the large grass in front of her and said:
"Mianmian! These grasses are yours! Eat whatever you want! I invite you!"
But—
Smiling: "Bah"
[…Brothers, if you are afraid, hit the grass on the public screen]
"This sheep seems to understand human speech" is obviously not their illusion.
Seeing that Mianmian is eating deliciously, Yoyo seems to be interested in the grass on the ground. The hand she wants to put in her mouth.
It’s fine once, but it’s been pressed several times.
As if telling the human cub that she must not eat this.
Yoyo: "Can't you eat it? But I think you eat deliciously? Can't you try it?"
Strictly and gently touched her hand with her hoof, pulling the grass to the ground.
[…This little lamb has become sperm? 】
【It just really understood what Yoyo was saying? I seem to see a trace of pampering in its dark round eyes? 】
【Fuck! This is really a baa who can understand human words! 】
[Where can I get such a cute lamb! I immediately threw the stupid dog peeing on my pillow out for it! 】
【This meal makes me want to eat roast whole lamb】
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With the addition of Mian Mian to the picnic day, the audience not only saw the human little sheep, but also saw with their own eyes that the wisdom of human beings can be inferior to a sheep!
For example, Mianmian knows that people can't eat grass, but Yoyo doesn't.
Mianmian knew that it was not safe to play in the water by the lake, but Yoyo not only didn't know, but also secretly ran to the lake to watch the little fish, she was very worried about her Mianmian one biting Yoyo's skirt behind, For fear that she might fall into the lake accidentally.
Obviously, even after Mianmian appeared, Yoyo would sit firmly on the throne of the family's low IQ.
And more than that, Gu Qizhou, who was instructing one of the photographers on which camera angle to use to shoot the picnic, suddenly felt that something was missing, and hurriedly waved to Mianmian.
"Come here."
The well-behaved Mianmian is very obedient.
"You come and stand at this position, right behind this tree." Gu Qizhou, who had an occupational disease, directed Mianmian and the cameraman at the same time, "You just shoot from here, hey, right, right, pay attention. Light source, a little lower..."
Mianmian, who was posing for a photo, glanced at Yoyo who was trying to climb up the tree, Xiaodoudou was a little worried.
"—Mianmian." Gu Qizhou was calling it again, "Look here, don't come out completely from behind the tree, oh yes, that's it, keep it up! Take a picture for me!"
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[Mianmian: I paid too much for this family]
[I'm not curious about why Mianmian is so good now, I just want to know why Gu Gu, an adult, can talk to small animals so naturally like a Disney princess? 】
Multiple cameras in the director's studio, I just cut to Gu Qizhou and Mianmian's side for a while, and when I cut back to Yoyo's side, I found out that she had actually climbed to the lowest part of the tree. tree branches.
That position is not too low.
The most important thing is that she crawls very fast.
"Sister, sis! I can't come down woohoo!"
The cowardly child hugged the branch and cried pitifully.
Gu Miaomiao and Shen Jingchuan both heard Yoyo's voice, and Gu Qizhou and Yu Lan also heard it.
The four plus a sheep stood under the tree together.
"Aren't you pretty good? Can you climb trees? Now you know you can't get down?"
"What's so scary about this distance, jump! We can't catch you, and the lawn won't break you."
"Yo yo, hold on! Daddy is here to save you!"
"At this height, you can jump down and we can catch it. Jump."
"Bah!"
Under the clear autumn sky.
Taking precautions, he jumped down with a calm and trusting posture—
Fall into the arms of her family.
The recording of the first issue of "Growing Diary" is over here.
Director Zhou watched the family laugh and get on the return car, feeling helpless.
...So he and the writer and director discussed the plot of the script all night long, and none of the family followed it!
It worked out well in the end, but! This is live! Their family's style of freeing themselves is too terrifying!
After finishing work, Director Zhou vowed that the next issue will never give the family a chance to tear the script! Absolutely not!
After the end of this live broadcast, after another week of editing and production, the official editing version plus the observation room comment version was made, and it was broadcast on the platform in the second week.
Although the live broadcast has a large audience, it is not as extensive as the edited version.
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On the contrary, it was the marketing account that spread the rumors, and was soon sued. The amount of rumors and retweets exceeded 500, which has reached the criminal standard. According to the law, it can be punished.
Father Dong didn't care about someone being imprisoned.
However, the purpose of throwing money on the Gu family was not achieved. Father Dong, who never did business at a loss, couldn't help but find someone to trouble him.