Chapter 115: one hundred and fifteen children
After rescuing the panda cub who was covered in flesh and didn't know where to start, it took Shen Jingchuan a long time to wake up.
… Yo Yo really turned into a giant panda.
"You..." Shen Jingchuan was still a little surprised, he held up the small ball and looked around, "How is this done? Radiation? Genetic mutation? I can take you to the laboratory to check your brain waves?"
It sounds like something an evil scientist would say.
Yoyo pressed a paw on Shen Jingchuan's face.
"No."
"That's right." Gu Miaomiao agreed, "You're crazy, can outsiders know this?"
Shen Jingchuan put down Yoyo and let her sit on his lap.
In fact, the size of the panda cub is not too small, it is almost to his knees when standing up, but even if the animal is an adult, it still looks innocent and cute, so Shen Jingchuan does not I feel she is sinking.
"Uncle Gu and Aunt Yu should be waking up soon. If they knew, they would definitely take Yoyo to a private hospital."
A person has a fever and becomes a giant panda cub. Either go to the hospital for examination, or send it to scientists to study what is going on.
There is no other way, ordinary people probably think so.
But Yoyo hurriedly waved her hand: "No, no, I can't go to the hospital."
Shen Jingchuan asked: "Why not? Don't go to the hospital, what are you doing now?"
"Brother Yongze will have a solution! He must know!"
Gu Miaomiao just wanted to ask, she narrowed her eyes:
"So why must he know?"
Under the cover of thick dark circles, Yoyo's small eyes still showed a trace of guilty conscience:
"This..."
Because brother Yongze can also become a lion, she can't say it, this is a little secret between her and brother Yongze, you need to be loyal, and the child who casually leaks the secret of a good friend is will be spurned!
Gu Miaomiao threatened:
"If you don't tell me, then I will try to model you? After touching my belly and butt, I will touch where there is more meat?"
Shen Jingchuan disliked Gu Miaomiao's words.
The panda cub, who was trying to cover his mouth with his two paws, thought about it and lay down decisively:
"As long as you don't force me to say it, you can touch whatever you want, sister, even bald skin."
Gu Miaomiao:? ? ?
Why is she not only unhappy, but also angry with the little secret between her and Yongze?
Shen Jingchuan was also a little displeased, and when he was about to continue to question, he suddenly heard a movement outside the door.
“…Are you awake? How do you feel…”
Gu Qizhou and Yu Lan, who were still wearing pajamas, stood at the door, looking at the giant panda cub sitting in Shen Jingchuan's arms, sluggish for three seconds.
Shen Jingchuan: "Uncle and auntie, listen to our explanation, this is..."
Before he finished speaking, Gu Qizhou and Yu Lan opened the curtains and closed the door one by one, with serious expressions, and turned to Shen Jingchuan and said:
"Where did you pick up the giant panda!?? Do you know it's illegal!"
Shen Jingchuan: "I know, but this..."
Yu Lan: "Just know!"
Gu Qizhou: "If you know, give me a hug!"?
Seeing everyone looking at her in surprise, Gu Qizhou is righteous:
"I'll give myself up! Can I!?"
…Listen to you here.
Gu Miaomiao explained:
"This is not a giant panda, oh no, this is indeed a giant panda, but this is not an ordinary giant panda."
Gu Qizhou has already taken it from Shen Jingchuan, he still doesn't know that this is his poor little daughter.
"Why is it unusual? It looks stupid and cute, it is really similar to the one in the zoo? By the way, why is it gone? Where did you get the giant pandas? Why are you still hiding in the room..."
He was talking when he suddenly heard the giant panda in his arms speak:
"Dad, you can call me cute, but you can't call me stupid."
Gu Qizhou: “…”
Yu Lan covered her mouth in horror: "… Yo, Yo Yo?"
The next time, it took Gu Miaomiao and Shen Jingchuan almost half an hour to calm down the terrified couple and explain to them clearly that you had already called Yongze , he's coming soon.
Gu Qizhou: "...But what if he comes?"
Yong Ze is neither a doctor nor a scientist, so how can he help?
The couple looked at the cub playing alone in the corner. She was comforting the couple just now, but her attention shifted so quickly that she practiced how to walk on four legs.
Tired of walking and lying on the toy ball to listen to them, accidentally a little sleepy, head tilted, the whole panda suddenly turned all fours up, staggeringly revealing its soft belly .
…cute! Think rua!
"Yo, it's okay, don't be afraid." Gu Qizhou excused her to comfort her, and picked up the little dumpling who was still lying on his back and couldn't turn over, "If you can't change back, let Grandpa buy you a mountain top. , in the future, you can eat whatever bamboo you want to grow, and you can play whatever you want, anyway, the place is big enough."
Yo You heard the words a little moved: "...Then can I not go to school?"
Gu Miaomiao sneered: "Yo, didn't you feel excited when you first started going to school? It's only been a few years, and you finally realize how scary it is to go to school?"
"Hey hey hey."
It is fun to go to school and jump rope with children, but it is too painful to take the test TAT
Gu Qizhou replied: "Of course."
Just this situation, if nothing else, I will definitely not be able to go to class on Monday today.
"Yeah!"
Being a panda means you don’t have to go to school! You can eat, sleep, sleep and eat!
This giant panda is for her!
Gu Qizhou is thinking about such a big thing, should he give Gu Hongjun a call, Gu Hongjun is a high-ranking and well-informed person, maybe he knows what's going on?
Everyone turned their heads in horror.
The boy who jumped up from the first floor was holding the railing in one hand and a small bundle of neatly trimmed and clean bamboo in the other.
Others were even more surprised.
"Yong, Yongze...?"
Yo Yo, who was originally in Gu Qizhou's arms, saw Yong Ze coming, and immediately broke free from Gu Qizhou's arms, slipping out like a piece of jelly.
But because she used too much force, she slammed her head on the ground first, then rolled on the ground, and then rolled on four feet and rushed to the window with the ground, Yongze still hadn't stood still , she hugged her calf, sat on her shoe and howled—
"Brother Yongze save me! I've become a giant panda! Can I never become a beautiful girl in the future!"
Gu Miaomiao was amazed at how quickly Yoyo turned her face:
"Didn't you pay it back just now? Are you still happy that you don't have to go to school?"
I was stunned for a while.
…It seems so.
"Then, can you, without going to school, look good..."
Gu Miaomiao snorted coldly: "you might as well dream."
Yoyo, who hangs on Yongze's leg like a koala, is very disappointed.
But in the next second, Yong Ze, who put down the bamboo, pulled her off his lap, and placed her in his arms like he was holding a baby.
"It may be difficult not to go to school, but it is not a problem to change back."
Yu Lan's eyes lit up after hearing this:
"You know what's going on? It's not surprising to you, do you know why it's like this?"
"I know." Yong Ze replied simply, "Because I'm a monster too."
Everyone: ...?
"Then let me introduce you formally, my name is Yong Ze, I am the one who manages all the monsters in the world, the lord of the forest."
—
Even if Gu Hongjun came to vouch for what Yong Ze said, it was confirmed that he did not suffer from zhong 2 disease, nor was he crazy, and he was seriously explaining the secrets under the iceberg to everyone.
But when I heard such a thing suddenly, it took a long time to relax.
Yong Ze even performed a big live lion in the hall downstairs to enhance the credibility of his words.
…but this seems to make them even more excited.
"...No problem, it should be the immune system disorder caused by the fever, the body automatically adopts a defensive state, so it stimulates the atavistic genes in the body, the shape of the monster is stronger than the human shape, and it is also a kind of engraving Self-protection in your genes."
"How long will it take to recover?"
"A week at most, or three or four days if it's fast."
It was Chi Huan's father who came to examine Yoyo's body, who came with Yong Ze.
They rang the doorbell downstairs for a long time and no one answered the door, then Yong Ze turned to Yoyo's balcony to check the situation.
"So that's how it is..." Chi Huan who came with him nodded thoughtfully, "No wonder she smelled a little familiar when I first saw her, so it really is a little monster! Or A panda spirit!"
Chi Huan sat on the ground, hugged Yoyo and started to come and go, especially the hair on her back, it felt more comfortable.
"Hmph, I can't stand your giant pandas! Our little raccoons are cute too, why should they be misunderstood as red pandas, or your giant pandas steal the limelight?"
The hair fell on the floor after being touched by Chi Huan: ...!
"Pick my hair! I'm going to shark you!!"
"What kind of hair is this? Be stingy, you forgot that you are the vice president of the Blue Dragon Club! How can you fight infighting!"
"I don't care, I don't care! My sister said that whoever cuts my hair I can shark!"
Chi Huan was also forced to show his true shape by Yoyo, so a few Gu family members on the sofa just received the lion's impact when they turned their heads and saw a giant panda and a little raccoon standing punching, two The claws come and go to attack each other, but they still fight evenly?
Shen Jingchuan: ... What kind of science is he doing? The world is already magical.
However, magic is magic. After the Gu family installed the patch package set by the monsters, they have already accepted this worldview initially.
"...then, you have to hide it for a while." Gu Qizhou looked at the cubs who were fighting over there, "If this is seen by outsiders, our family will become criminals stealing pandas. already."
Gu Miaomiao: "How many years will it take for stealing a giant panda?"
Gu Qizhou: "I don't know, it's probably not lighter than murder and arson, right?"
“…”
That really has to be hidden.
Yong Ze: "Actually, if my uncle and aunt believe me, you can let Yoyo go to the zoo. There is a big panda house there, and the amusement facilities in it are also very suitable for the current Yoyo."
It seems to be a method?
"And it's a little safer there than at home."
Gu Qizhou was thinking about the feasibility of Yong Ze's proposal when he heard the doorbell ring.
At first glance, Jiang Tang and Tan Rui were standing by the fence outside the yard. It seemed that they came to visit Yoyo because Yoyo didn't come to school today.
The hall of Gu's house is a huge floor-to-ceiling glass window, and it is easy to see the hall from the courtyard.
The giant panda Yoyo and the little raccoon who are fighting chicken-style in elementary school Chi call:…
"How did you get in!?"
"You are! How come you are in!"
So everyone saw two small animals hidden in a vase, just like a front-loading washing machine, roaring around on the ground like no one else.
Jiang Tang and Tan Rui outside: ...why are they stepping on wheels like a giant hamster?