Chapter 124:
Lotus twisted her body, avoiding Su Wen's non-stop bewitching hand on her head and said, "Oh, I'm afraid to scare you when I say my real age, when your ancestors Grandma has more than enough."
She has traveled through more than a dozen worlds, and each world has lived to the end of her life! The actual age adds up to an old goblin.
Su Wen smiled and said, "Hahaha... Oh, my mother, the grandmother of 'Grandfather Grandfather', you little brat, you really know how to brag."
"You don't believe it?" Lianhua felt that she was being looked down upon, and couldn't help but want to start fooling around, she said, "Do you know what Su Hui is?"
Su Wen looked at her very serious look and asked with a smile, "What is Su Hui? Give it to the science."
Lotus shook her head and said: "It is rumored that some people have a great opportunity and are born to know it. This kind of person knows the world from birth. This kind of situation is called Su Hui, and I am such a person. , I was born to know it, I know astronomy and geography at the bottom, in short, I know everything.”
"Humph!" At the end, Lotus raised her chin triumphantly, and her arrogant expression seemed to say, you stupid mortals.
"Hahahahaha..." Because Lianhuachui brazenly bragged, the other seven laughed so loudly that even Mu Qingwei, the so-called high-cold male god, slapped his thighs with laughter.
[Confirmed the expression, Zhou Anan is seriously boasting, not bragging. 】
[Serious nonsense, hahaha]
[She believed it herself, the highest level of bragging. 】
The audience didn't know that because she had facial paralysis, she was very serious no matter what she did, and they thought she was serious and funny.
"Come on, since you know everything, come and tell us why Dajing Wu Wenzong committed suicide?" Ding Jin asked with a smile.
Dajing was a dynasty in the history of this country, and Wu Wenzong was one of the emperors. In the next few words, this incident has become an unsolved mystery for later generations, and many historians are studying why he committed suicide.
"How do I know this, I'm not him, but I think he may have depression." She didn't travel back to that era and possessed the emperor, how did she know the emperor Why commit suicide.
But in Zhou An'an's memory, she saw the description of Wu Wenzong in the history book. So desperate, leading to depression.
[Hahahaha, I can’t answer the question, I’m blown away. 】
"You are so talented!" The rest of the guests would be laughed to death by her.
"Did the screenwriter of the show pack a wise character for you? Hahaha... Although we are a reality show, your performance is too careless." The problem is, I often play that annoying and vicious female supporting role, but I am quite cheerful and playful in reality.
Originally, this season's show, she took the general design of gentleness, knowledge and knowledge, and wanted to show that she was a coquettish and cheap person who jumped up and down to do things in the TV series. The belt strayed, and she couldn't help but begin to reveal her true nature.
"No, the character that the program team gave me before was a character that is silent and bears hardships and stands hard work." Lianhua said.
"Hahahaha..." They died laughing when they heard it.
"What misunderstanding do you have about silent forbearance?" Ding Jin raised his hand to wipe away the tears from the corner of his eyes.
Lianhua sighed and said, "It was like this at first, but later... ah... don't say it anymore, I will cry too much."
The audience remembered Zhou Dazhuang, who had scrambled into the live broadcast and spoke upright before.
[Finally found the source of the virus, the uncle in Zhou Anan's house]
[That uncle is the real poisonous one, hahaha]
[Uncle took Zhou Anan away, Zhou Anan took the guests of the show away, and finally the whole show was poisoned! 】
The audience in the barrage was immersed in the joy of uncovering the mystery.
The place where they lived was not far from the back mountain, and the eight people quickly walked to the foot of the mountain talking and laughing.
A few of them climbed to the top of a relatively short mountain and began to look for the pheasants and ducks released here by the program team.
When Wei Han walked to a tree, he suddenly shouted: "Look, there are mushrooms here."
Others gathered around to watch.
"There are really mushrooms, are they edible?" Su Wen asked.
Lotus approached the mushroom, squatted down to check, and found that the mushroom was not wild at all, and the traces of man-made can be seen in the piles under the mushroom.
She grabbed the mushroom placed under the heel of the tree, put it in front of the camera and showed it: "This program team is too careless, they put a mushroom and don't deal with it, it's too perfunctory. You can tell it's not wild."
"Hahaha, is it really good for you to expose the program group's arrangement like this?" They all laughed and complained about Lotus.
Su Wen was also damaged by Lotus, and followed her to complain about the show team: "Director, next time you prepare this kind of props, just put them in our kitchen, so that your props team has to run for a while. We have to make a trip too, it's too troublesome."
The barrage is also a sea of joy.
【Hahaha, it’s so funny! 】
[Facing a group of show guests who did not perform according to the script, the director's heart collapsed, hahaha]
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In the cheerful barrage, they began to happily look for the prop mushrooms that the director team placed on the mountain.
"Zhou An'an, I saw a pheasant." Mu Qingwei waved to Lotus excitedly.
"I saw it too." Lotus said, "Be quiet and don't scare the pheasants away."
As she spoke, she took off the kitchen knife hanging from her waist, and said to several people next to her: "You all stay away from me, don't disturb me."
Hearing her say that, the rest of the people cautiously stepped back a few steps, for fear of affecting her performance.
Lotus waved the kitchen knife a few times, and then aimed at the pheasant not far away, everyone thought she was going to exert strength, but she suddenly turned her head and said to the camera: "Please everyone next Start enjoying my performance."
After she finished speaking, she threw the kitchen knife out, and the snow-white blade drew a shining arc in the air, and the audience seemed to hear the sound of breaking through the screen.
It took two steps before falling down.
What is even more surprising is that after the kitchen knife chopped the chicken head, it did not continue to fly forward due to inertia, but turned a corner and flew back quickly. Lotus reached out and picked up the flying kitchen knife. live.
She flipped her fingers up and down flexibly, the kitchen knife flipped back and forth at her fingertips, and the blade waving in the air reflected the sunlight to form a dazzling knife light, and finally, the lotus floated the kitchen knife lightly Don't go back to your waist, and then hugged the camera and said: "The performance is over, thank you for watching, if you have money, please hold the money field and give a reward. If you don't have money, please click to follow, thank you for your support to the anchor. ."
The author has something to say: Want to die! I played on the phone for a long time, but something went wrong and I didn't save it. Mom, I typed it again, alas. Didn't send out on time