Chapter 247: teach a lesson
Xia Feng was lying on the bed, while Dong Jie was only a dozen centimeters away from him, with his back to him, breathing evenly as if he had fallen asleep.
Dong Jie is wearing the white pajamas she usually wears at home today. The fabric of the pajamas is very slippery, neither long nor short, about the knee.
The so-called ghost is hard to get rid of, Xia Feng really wanted to hug Dong Jie, and then the two of them would have fun together until dawn.
But obviously he can only think about it, and he doesn't dare to actually practice.
Xia Feng couldn't sleep because of his crazy thoughts, so he didn't sleep anymore, and directly entered the world of the underworld, planning to run and run in it, and then go back to rest when he was tired.
As a result, as soon as he arrived here, he was stared at by the unkind-looking Bao Jing. Seeing Bao Jing walking quickly, Xia Feng couldn't help but ask with a smile:
"You don't need to say anything else, just tell me, and it's over if I treat you well or not.
Let me send you a male ghost, and I will send you a male ghost right away. "
"Bah, I think you really want to **** me, otherwise why would you bring in a lustful old man."
"Senior old man? What's the situation?"
"Do you know how this old man died before?" Bao Jing looked at Xia Feng speechlessly.
Xia Feng shook his head unknowingly.
"Because I touched a little girl's thigh on the bus, I was scolded by a car of passengers, and then I couldn't stand it anymore and died of a heart attack.
For this reason, all the passengers in the whole car were sued by the old man's children.
Our underworld is a clean land, and such ghosts with criminal records and low quality should not be taken in.
Otherwise, what is the difference between us and reality, everyone has everything, and everything is there. After finally dying and coming to the underworld, we can’t be polluted by those smoky things again. "
Xia Feng looked at Bao Jing suspiciously. Speaking of which, he definitely didn't think that Bao Jing was a noble ghost, so when these words came out of her mouth, he felt strange how he heard them.
"What else did the old man do?"
"Sneak peek at us taking a bath. No, to be exact, it's peeking at Wang Meifeng and the others taking a bath, but it doesn't dare to go against me."
"Didn't I say that the underworld will be handed over to you to be fully responsible, what bad things the old man does, you just need to deal with him.
I don't believe it, it's dead, and it can still come here to play with high blood pressure, heart disease, or fall to the ground and touch porcelain. "
"He doesn't act like that. The key is that he's already dead, so what is he afraid of? This old man was a scoundrel when he was alive. When he was old, he began to rely on his age to sell the old, but now he is dead. Relying on myself that I can’t die, I can do whatever I want.”
"It seems that he has been here for a long time. I remember coming in yesterday, right?"
Xia Feng couldn't help laughing at the look of disgust on Bao Jing's face, but it is indeed extremely rare to be able to make Bao Jing like this.
"It's just one day to make a mess here, if it's been a long time, will we still have a good life?
In addition, Monkey King was also occupied by the old man and became his pet. "
"I think you sent the monkey to tease him, but the monkey didn't come back to you."
"Uh... how could it be, I'm fine with the Great Sage Qitian."
When Xia Feng said it, Bao Jing coughed awkwardly.
"Okay, you call me that ghost and I'll ask it."
Hearing Xia Xia Qi's order, Bao Jing nodded, and soon she brought the old man over.
"What's your name?"
This is the first time the old man has seen Xia Feng, because Xia Feng didn't come in after he brought him in, so he just heard from Bao Jing that there is a very powerful Lord in this underworld.
But after he looked at it, he felt that he was clearly a half-sized boy, but he didn't dare to show it. After hearing Xia Feng's cold question, he replied:
"Wang Wang."
"I asked what's your name, why did you teach me how to call a dog!"
Xia Feng gave the old man a cold look, and the old man was so frightened that he quickly explained:
"My name is Wang Wang."
The old man had spoken in a little dialect before, but Xia Feng taught him a sentence, which made his pronunciation a little more standard.
"Your name is so good, no one dares to bark except a dog."
"Your Highness, don't insult me." Xia Feng said something, the old man was a little unhappy.
"Oh? Unhappy? I'm not happy if you say a word. When it's outside here, if you don't agree, you'll get sick."
"I can't die even if I'm sick now, can't I die anymore?"
Seeing that the old man had a really good temper and was a little arrogant, Xia Feng sneered and asked:
"You can, come here one day to peek at the female ghost taking a bath, and occupy pets, what do you want to do?"
"I didn't peek on purpose, I was just curious, I felt that they were really redundant, and what kind of bath would they take when they died, isn't it enough to eat and support themselves?
As for occupying pets, I am even more wronged. That monkey prefers me, so he stays with me and doesn't leave. What can I do? "
"I'll tell you, you're here to be honest with me. Why do other ghosts come in and nothing happens, and when they come to you, ghosts are angry."
"That's their business, I don't know."
The old man raised his neck, and there was a kind of meaning that I am just like this, and you can make me feel bad.
Seeing this, Xia Feng immediately clapped his hands and said:
"Very well, I appreciate your "smart ghost" who thinks that he will never die again."
After speaking Xia Feng directly took out the Buddha fan, and then he slammed it towards the old man.
The old man was beaten in the face, his whole face seemed to be on fire, and he immediately fell to the ground with his face covered, screaming in pain.
Xia Feng was not used to it either, he stepped on the old man's face and warned him:
"Tell you, this is my territory, keep the tail for me, and then let me know that you are not honest, I will let you go to hell!
have you understood! "
"Ming...Understood!"
"roll!"
After kicking the old man away, Xia Feng put off the fire and put the Buddha fan back into the system backpack. He didn't think it was Bao Jing's reaction. The old man had this attitude towards him, let alone towards Bao Jing and the others.
"Okay, this time he should be more honest, you go back first, I'm going to start exercising."
"What kind of exercise?" Bao Jing suddenly became interested after hearing this.
"Running, what else can I do."
Xia Feng used to only think that people have good and evil, but he didn't expect that ghosts are also good and bad, and they also need to be managed with iron hands. He felt that it was time to use up those horror points for research and research, and when the time came to strengthen Bao Jing, he might be able to cultivate a ghost.
Running along the underworld, Xia Feng realized that the underworld was so big that there was no end to it.
However, compared with the location of the ghost building, other places are very empty, and obviously need to be supplemented by construction.
It's just that he doesn't have the heart to think about it now, and plans to study it when he has nothing to do.
When he returned to reality, Xia Feng was covered in hot sweat, then he got off the bed, went into the bathroom to take a shower, and then went back to the bed to rest.
Maybe it was because he was too tired, so he didn't lose sleep anymore, but fell asleep quickly.
The next morning, he was woken up by a phone call from Wang Xiangrong