Chapter 475: exhibit
The problem of the concubine is unsolvable. Since Yune wants to establish a country with lizardmen as its pillars, as a king, there must be lizardmen in his concubine, and the status cannot be low.
Even though Ge Li helped him think of ways to solve the problem, such as "finding a mermaid and marrying", those solutions could only solve the problem of the "queen", and still couldn't solve the problem of the "lizardman concubine".
This question made Yuneruo's head as big as his head and his face as black as charcoal. If it wasn't that he really wanted to make a contribution and make a career, I'm afraid he would have retreated.
Fortunately, he is worthy of being a tough guy. Even if he thinks of this question, he feels that the world is dark. After all, he insists on not flinching, and seriously discusses with everyone how to carry out publicity, how to prepare materials, how to choose a location... and so on. The problem.
It was during the discussion that Liu Daoqing deliberately teased him more than once, not saying "marry a female lizardman patriarch, many problems will be solved easily", that is, "in order to enhance organizational cohesion, maybe we can start a beauty pageant or something" and so on. .
In the end, Yuneruo finally became furious, swung the axe, and beat Liu Daoqing to its original shape with one blow, and then asked Don Quixote to cast a spell to freeze him, carrying the huge frozen fish more than ten meters long. The nails generally smashed into the floor next to them.
It was this nail that was a bit big, and the hotel owner wanted to cry when he saw it.
"Don't you think this is a good publicity material?" Panda advised the boss, "You can let people visit, and each visitor will receive a silver coin for tickets, and it may not be long before you can earn back the cost of repairing the floor. "
The boss stopped crying immediately. A pair of small mung bean-like eyes shone brightly. Looking closely, they were all golden.
"One silver coin is not enough! Such a big fish, and it's still frozen so strong, at least one gold coin is needed!"
He jumped up and yelled at the guys, "Quick! Close the door! Tom, go to the painter and draw me a poster! Jerry, find some bards, and give us the publicity! Snoo! Bi, find a carpenter to make a fence and surround this spectacle! Katie... go wash and dress up, and then be responsible for welcoming guests at the door!"
Seeing that he regained his vitality in an instant, and he was very busy with his gestures, Panda was stunned.
He wanted to say, "Don't be so frustrating, the fish should be thawed in a few hours," but seeing such a scene, he really couldn't tell.
After thinking for a long time, he quietly found Don Quixote and asked, "Can you freeze Liu Daoqing for a while longer?"
"Of course you can, it doesn't matter how long it takes to freeze." Don Quixote replied, "Fish is very resistant to freezing, as long as you help him heal and add blood when thawing, even if it has to be frozen for a year or two, it is estimated that Row."
"That's good... I see this boss's appearance, if he doesn't freeze for three or five days, he is afraid that he will lose money..."
"Panda, you are too kind, and this boss is not familiar with us. It doesn't matter if he loses money or not!"
"It's just to vent your anger on Yuneruo, Liu Daoqing is too jumpy, let him calm down."
"You are the boss, you have the final say, but after he thaws, if he wants to seek revenge from me, I can throw this pot to you."
"No problem, let him come to me when the time comes."
So it was settled.
In the next few days, Lana, Ge Li, and Yuneruo left the town of Gold, and went to the nearby alien villages to spread the word. Panda and Don Quixote sit in the hotel to avoid accidents.
The propaganda work went well, and when the commoners of the lizardmen or murlocs saw the mighty and majestic Uniro, their eyes lit up. When I heard that this peerless handsome and unparalleled macho intends to retire to form a pioneering team after completing his last adventure, many young people immediately shouted and shouted that they wanted to join the team, and many little girls (also recognized by Yunero) shyly replied He asked, was this handsome guy ever married? Or are you interested in expanding your family? Or... it's not bad to have a good encounter...
They were so enthusiastic that even Lana and Ge Li couldn't stand it. In just two hours, they hurriedly pulled Yuneruo to transfer the position.
"I can't stand it yet, why are you cowardly?" After experiencing the events in Qingshui Town, Yuneruo already had some resistance. He smiled and looked at the two companions with pale faces.
Lana shook her head again and again, the fluff on her face was shaking: "It's terrible! I've never seen such an enthusiastic person! Even watching a popular science film against MLM, the MLM organization in it was not so enthusiastic. !"
"One is to deceive you, the other is to subvert you. Of course, the level of enthusiasm cannot be compared." Yuneruo said indifferently.
Gree asked in confusion, "Are you really not afraid?"
"How can I not be afraid? I'm not crazy! It's just that I was dragged away by you before I had time to be afraid."
Ge Li sighed and said with admiration on his face: "How can you endure for such a long time in the face of such a scene...Yunero, I now think that you are born to be a king!"
"Ah? What does this have to do with being a king?"
"You have a thick skin and a calm mind. I read the history books, Liu Bang has a thick skin and dares to say and do anything; Liu Xiu's mind is calm, and the sky is falling. The merits of the two founding emperors of the Western Han and Eastern Han are definitely born to be kings!"
"...Liu Bang is fine, but Liu Xiu can smash meteorites. I can't."
"It's just meteorite magic. After 20 years, several people in the guild will be able to cast it." Ge Li said nonchalantly, "Just ask them to cast spells for you at that time—you are the king, how can the king himself cast spells by himself? ?"
Yuneruo was speechless by what he said, so he could only smile and shake his head.
After laughing, he asked, "Should we just go back like this? Or do we run a few more places?"
"Of course it's going to a few places!" Lana, who suddenly burst into work enthusiasm, said loudly for some reason, "Anyway, the willow fish pot will be used as an exhibit there, and it will take a while. Take advantage of this time. , let's walk around the northern part of Pearl Island first, so that you can get familiar with the aliens. After you leave, my publicity work can be carried out. "
Yuneruo nodded, and then asked worriedly: "Liu Daoqing is poking in the floor over there, is it really okay?"
"No problem, don't worry!" Ge Li raised his thumb, "He is a dignified ichthyosaur, and it is said that he has been upgraded to Chi Kiss. It would be a joke if such an awesome guy actually freezes to death! "
"Yeah, don't say three or five days, even if he freezes him for three or five hundred years, it is estimated that after he wakes up, he will only stretch his waist and say something like 'Whoever realizes the big dream first, I know it all my life'..."
"It seems possible if you think about it."
"Yeah, that's how he jumps! If he can evolve his bloodline in the future, he will definitely become a jumping dragon!"