Chapter 636: distressed lizard king
Uncle Volibear's "shelling" technique has reached a bottleneck. Even though he tried hard to improve the accuracy, the accuracy was always hovering at the level of 30 to 20 kilometers, and there was no way to improve it further.
For example, this time, the panda was bombarded 245 kilometers away from the coordinates given by Yunero.
Fortunately, Longtou Island is big enough. The coordinates given by Yuneruo were again in the middle of the northern plains of the island, and a deviation of more than 20 kilometers would not cause any problems. Anyway, it was still on the island.
After the panda landed, he sent a message to Yunero, telling him his coordinates, but when the weak time after he landed and resurrected ended, Yunero also came.
Now he is very different from the past. He is wearing a hideous dark green armor. There are large decorations on his helmet and tail. From a distance, he looks like a lizard with huge antlers dragging a long The barbed tail walks upright.
There were two tall lizardmen beside him. The two cooperated, carrying a giant battle axe that was extremely heavy at first glance. There are also several lizardmen archers with short bows behind him, obviously followers or the like.
"Sorry, I happened to be in a town far away, and it took me a while to come here." Yunero said, "I wonder if you are hungry, let's go back to eat first."
Panda nodded and followed him.
"Didn't you dislike green before? Why are you wearing green now?" On the way, he asked curiously.
The leader of the lizardmen explained with a wry smile: "Green is the favorite color of the lizardmen, and I'm also helpless in terms of aesthetics, but fighting for this kind of thing... I think it's not worth it."
Panda seriously thought about it: "It is indeed the truth, rather than letting the clansmen change their traditions, it is more reliable to get used to their aesthetics - by the way, I heard from Wang Tuhao and the others before that you have gradually become accustomed to lizardmen girls. beautiful, isn't it?"
Yuneruo was silent for a few seconds, then gritted his teeth and muttered, "I'm thinking... I should find an opportunity to hack the local tyrant to death three or five times..."
The group did not walk very fast - mainly because the two guys carrying the huge battle axe were dragging their legs. They were indeed quite strong, but no matter how strong they were, the handle of the axe was almost as thick as a child's arm. In front of overweight equipment, it is nothing.
Panda was not in a hurry, but was curious and couldn't help asking, "How much does the axe weigh?"
"Nine hundred and ninety-nine catties." Yunero replied, "I specifically asked for less than one thousand catties."
Panda sucked in a breath of cold air: "How can you play this thousand-pound thing?!"
"It's not as exaggerated as you think. Besides, in a battle, I only need to use it four or five times at most." Yuneruo said nonchalantly, "You don't think I will run around with it. Right? Please, I'm the head coach now! Usually by the time I set foot on the battlefield, the battle is almost over."
Panda could hear that there was some dissatisfaction in his words.
"Don't you sound very happy?"
"Of course! What I like is to fight bravely at the forefront, but now it's better. I have to wait until the winner is determined before I can make a move. What's the point of that!"
"Aren't you their leader? I remember there was a saying 'I'll lead the charge' or something..."
"The problem is that they won't! I want to take the lead in charging, but they are like dead fathers. They can't wait to form a wall in front of me to stop me!" Yuneruo said angrily, "They are afraid of me all day long. To die in battle! It's absurd, is it possible for me to die in battle? I don't even know **** myself..."
"They don't know that you are immortal. In their opinion, it is rare to wait for a charismatic boss. Seeing that the lizardmen can rise again, of course, they must protect you no matter what."
"I understand the truth, but I'm still unhappy when something happens!"
"I think you should be considerate and considerate of their feelings... The boss can't just care about his own happiness. The last boss who only cared about his own happiness, killed 100 million enemies and transferred to Taiwan."
Yuneruo was amused by this joke: "Panda, it's a pity you don't talk about cross talk!"
"I wanted to go to Semiramis' song and dance troupe to talk about cross talk, but she said I wasn't eligible yet."
"Ah? What conditions do you not meet?"
"It's not ugly enough." Panda shrugged, "She said, 'Anyway, you can't go the handsome guy route, so at least go the ugly guy route—paint twenty turtles on your face and then come back, I think it's just Okay."
"...have you tried that?"
"Do you see me like a 24K pure mental retardation?"
The two looked at each other and laughed together.
They were talking in Chinese before, and the lizard people couldn't understand their language, but now when they laughed, the lizard people understood what they meant.
Although I didn't understand why the two bosses laughed, the lizardmen all laughed together, and the scene suddenly seemed very cheerful.
Talking and laughing, the group came to a nearby town. The name of this town is very interesting. It is called "Stone City". Judging from the brand newness of the signboard hanging at the entrance of the town, the board should not have been hung up for a long time.
"You gave this name?" Panda asked.
"It was Lana who thought it was an auspicious name."
"Where is Geely?" Panda was a little curious.
"Zhu Yuanzhang was definitely here back then. His luck was very good, and I hope Longtou will have the same luck." Following the words of explanation, Lana, who was wearing a white robe, walked out of the room not far away.
Her race is monkey man, but players usually prefer to call this race "gorilla man" - it can be seen from this name that she is very strong, and if you only look at her appearance, she is stronger than most men . Panda looked at her carefully, not sure if it was his illusion, he felt that Lana was stronger than the last time he saw her - when we last met, at least her arms were not as thick as ordinary people's thighs what.
He wisely didn't bring up the subject, since Lana, judging from her attire, seemed to have switched to a clerical career.
This was even more certain when Lana took out a feather fan and slapped it gently twice.
"I know you will say 'superstition' or something, but in this world, 'lucky' does exist. If so, what's wrong with being superstitious?" Lana squinted at them , "If superstition can bring good luck, people all over the world will choose superstition."
"I didn't doubt what you meant..." Panda defended.
"Don't worry, I won't have the same knowledge as you, I'm a cultural person." Lana shook her fan proudly and left, leaving only the blank-faced panda.
"Yunero, what does she mean by being clueless?" After a few seconds, he couldn't help but ask.
Yunero thought for a while and said, "I think... She may feel that her work as a counselor is not very good, and she is worried that you will laugh at her, so she will take a preemptive strike..."
Panda was silent for a while, looking at Yuneruo's green armor, then at Lana in a white gown in the distance, and at the many strange statues in this town that he couldn't bear to see, he couldn't help but feel deeply. sighed.
"It's really hard for you to put on this military division..."