Chapter 652: See your boss in the future and give you a bad review
In the face of the dangerous acid rain that fell from the sky, the formation could not collapse. Panda felt that it was an eye-opener today.
Such a strong army is simply beyond imagination!
However, after the battle was over, he interrogated several enemy sailors before realizing he had made a mistake.
Fart beyond imagination! The sailors on the other side's boats are all murlocs! Murlocs with their own mucus are one of the few races that can effectively resist the attack of black dragon acid.
In other words, although the sailors on the ship have been crushed under the acid rain attack of the seed mother, this really has no effect on the sailing of the ship - the captain at the helm is in the captain's room, and the acid rain will not get wet; the sailors at the sail are murlocs , not afraid of this low concentration of acid rain.
So from the outside, it seems that the navy on these ships has not been affected by acid rain at all, just like an infantry in the era of front-loading guns that still maintains a stable formation in the hail of bullets, lined up and shouted slogans. Same.
For normal people, it was definitely the most shocking and horrifying scene in the world. Back then, European infantrymen swept the world with such a formation, whether it was Africa with a long history, Asia with a splendid civilization, or... Forget the Americas and Oceania, they really have nothing to brag about - all kinds of tyrants , as long as the army has not evolved to this level, no matter how the training and equipment are, they can hold up when they shoot at the bang bang on the ground; when they hit the firearms position with flesh and blood and suffer heavy losses, they Can hold on; but as long as the European infantry can free up their hands to put up this so-called "queue-to-kill" formation, they can no longer hold on, and they are beaten to pieces.
Of course, this is not because others are not brave enough. It is really a scene of a large group of people posing in a neat formation one-two-one among the guns. It's too scary!
It's like going to a buffet with everyone. You see someone next to you has eaten enough to fill your stomach and even spit it out more than once, but you're still eating hasai, will you feel a kind of discomfort that spreads from psychology to physiology? ? Will you think about keeping your distance from him, or simply pay the bill and leave?
If the answer is "no", then congratulations, you are likely to have the potential to join the non-human army and challenge all kinds of extraordinary behaviors...
Panda originally thought that he had seen this legendary non-human army in a different world, but it turned out that the three words "non-human" were indeed correct, but it was almost 108,000 miles away from what he imagined.
These guys are just fancy, and the formation is neatly arranged, but they can't hold it up when they really fight. Although the seed girl has stopped spraying acid rain, the sailors with low morale don't even have the courage to fight - once they find that acid rain does not fall in the sky, their first reaction is to jump into the sea like dumplings and wash their bodies with sea water!
Yaya bah, now the war is going on, you guys are a little more serious!
But there are tough guys among the guys disguised as pirates, basically a dozen of them on every ship. Even though they knew they would lose, they bravely rushed forward to fight to the death. If it wasn't for Panda, Liu Daoqing, and Seed Niang to take care of each other separately, I'm afraid that the sailors of the Big Fish Chamber of Commerce would lose their lives, and I don't know how many people would die in the sea.
With the three of them, things are completely different.
The seed girl was in charge of the opening bombing, the panda was in charge of the fixed-point removal, Liu Daoqing was in charge of the assistance, the aircraft carrier plus the battleship plus the frigate, the three together could just make up a minimum naval battle group. Under the blow of their trinity, the resistance of the fake pirates was soon completely disintegrated, and the injured sailors and prisoners were basically saved by Liu Daoqing's talisman treatment.
Of course, death is always inevitable, especially on the enemy's side. For example, those who were disemboweled, those who had their heads cut off... Liu Daoqing could not imagine such serious injuries. The only person among the transmigrators who can cure such mortal wounds is pure healer Anka. However, Anka concentrates on teaching medicine in the Tara Khan area. How can I have time to wander around!
Priests and priests can theoretically treat this kind of serious injury, but their treatment method is a bit special - they will first ignore the severity of the wounded person's injury, put together the other's body, correct the bones one by one, and arrange the muscles and blood vessels. After getting to the roughly correct position and everything is in order, use the resurrection technique on the corpse (even if it is not a corpse, it will become a corpse after so much tossing).
Generally speaking, following this process, there is about a one-third chance of being resurrected successfully.
Panda is a priest, but he is a priest in the direction of martial arts. He really doesn't know how to resurrect.
All in all, this group of aggressive fake pirates finally lost faster than the real pirates. This made the former pirates who had just turned from pirates to sailors a long time ago to laugh. And they also gave away more than a dozen basically intact clippers for free, as well as a large number of sailors who have lost their fighting spirit and will be obedient.
After the war, President Heruk said with emotion: "I have heard that there are people in the world who are favored by the God of Destiny, do whatever they want, and get whatever they want... I always thought that It's just a folklore, how can there be such a lucky person in the world! Now I know that this is really not a legend, it's me who is ignorant."
"How do you say this?" Panda asked cooperatively.
President Heruk sighed: "His Majesty Yuneruo needed a flag to sacrifice, so he sent a little-known pirate captain; he wanted to form a navy, so he sent ready-made warships and sailors... If this is not called Fortunately, this is not considered to be favored by the **** of fate, then I will eat this table!"
Panda looked at the large table that was fixed on the deck, made entirely of solid wood, and was conservatively estimated to weigh hundreds of pounds. He closed his mouth and didn't say anything to refute it.
luck? maybe.
But he felt that it would be strange if a person had immortality, foresight, and powerful strength and reliable helpers.
Winners will naturally be called good luck, just like losers tend to insist that they are just bad luck - on this issue, Xiang Yu has the most say.
Similarly, the false pirate chiefs who got caught say the same. None of them had any intention of surrendering at all, just muttering things like "unlucky" and "you're just lucky" over and over.
Panda, Liu Daoqing, Seed Girl, and the Big Fish Chamber of Commerce have all taken turns to interrogate them, but these guys are not very skilled, but they have a great temper. They are like stones in a kennel, stinky and hard, and they really have nothing. Ask out.
"It's fine if you can't ask." In the end, Panda said, "People send money to ship and send people to people, and the quality and low price of door-to-door delivery. Even if the service attitude is poor, they can't refuse to accept the goods because of this. At most, they will meet their boss in the future. It's good to give a bad review."