Chapter 857: The greatest crisis in the history of the traveler

Chapter 857: The greatest crisis in the history of the traveler

This internal meeting ended with the non-combat attrition of the participants.

It was Lana who hung back to the city. She laughed too long and too intensely, and eventually suffocated to death. In terms of how she died, it was very tragic. However, after being resurrected in the castle hall, her first reaction was still laughing, laughing next to her. Sanyu and others were surprised and asked what happened.

And when they learned the reason why Lana was laughing wildly, one of them counted, and everyone burst out laughing.

Can't blame them for lack of sympathy, it's really...it's kind of funny.

Yuneruo has always emphasized that "I don't want to marry a lizardman", but before he knew it, his aesthetics had shifted significantly, from a normal person's level to Java, this kind of thing...

After a while, Loma suddenly shouted in horror: "Damn it! This is not funny at all!"

The laughing crowd stopped and looked at him suspiciously.

"Don't laugh, think about it for yourself first, what characteristics do you think you should have with outstanding looks?" Loma said loudly, "Don't communicate with each other, think about it alone."

Everyone pondered in confusion, and after a while, more than one person's face became ugly.

"Lying in a groove!"

"There is a ghost! What a ghost!"

"Impossible! It's impossible! It's impossible!"

"...God! God! **** Christ! Virgin Mary! How could this be..."

"Throughout these years, I haven't recited a single complete scripture. I have thrown away everything in the morning and evening classes. In recent years, I have simply not followed the precepts. Is this Sanqing Daozun punishing me?"

"Could it be that I was punished by Hu Da for giving up my religious beliefs and joining the Party? Impossible! Even believers have to pursue progress, and Hu Da won't care about me for this trivial matter... Or I can eat pork. Too much? Too much alcohol? No, either I stole something? Or maybe I never fast or spread the teachings?...Fuck I think I've broken every commandment... No, I'm not religious! I'm an atheist! Marxism-Leninism is on top, and the demons quickly retreat!"

For a while, there was chaos in the castle hall, and many people were in disarray, panicking like ants on a hot pot.

There are also many people who are not affected, and more than three presidents are one of them. He thought about it for a while, nodded, and was very satisfied with his aesthetics, and then he couldn't help sighing when he saw everyone's embarrassed appearance.

"What should I do?" asked Wang Tuhao, who was also basically unaffected.

"What can I do?" Sanyu shook his head, "It's really unthinkable—maybe in a few years, they'll get used to it."

Wang Tuhao looked at the partners who were yelling and fighting against the obviously abnormal aesthetics in their hearts, and couldn't help sighing deeply, and then he smiled unkindly.

"I suddenly thought of one thing." He said, "These are actually quite good, like Li Xiao (Sean) and the others who were originally men, but turned into women because of the female number..."

Sanyu was silent for a while and sighed: "Pharaoh, it's hard to tear people apart!"

Also in the process of "being difficult to dismantle", there is also Yuneruo who is sitting alone in the conference room.

[What should I do if I really want to die: ...Cold wind (Aaron), people are hard to tear down! 】

【I want to let go of myself! : No way, this thing is really kind of funny. Didn't you swear that you wouldn't marry a lizardman? Why did you turn your head to like the Lizardmen? 】

[What should I do if I really want to die: Stop talking! I want to die! 】

【I want to let go of myself! : Well, let's not talk about this. But I can tell you seriously, marrying Princess Feisna is good for you and her. 】

[What should I do if I really want to die: I know, but... I wonder if I still have the face to ask for a kiss now? 】

【I want to let go of myself! : I think it is precisely because your aesthetics have begun to go wrong now, especially before your aesthetics collapse, hurry up and find a wife who conforms to human aesthetics. In this way, we can at least try to save it—the problem of aesthetics is related to race on the one hand, and one’s living environment on the other hand. At first glance, most of you are lizardmen, and of course you will be influenced by lizardmen. If you had a beautiful human wife, it might be able to help you. 】

[What should I do if I really want to die: Are you serious? 】

【I want to let go of myself! : It's just speculation. To be honest, I'm not sure. But with your current situation, unless it is a broken jar and you decide to marry a lizardman wife, then you should struggle to the death no matter what. Even if the salted fish has to turn over, are you ready to be a scorched salted fish in peace? 】

[What to do if I really want to die: ... You are right! I can't just give up! I have to work hard, maybe my aesthetics can be saved! 】

【I want to let go of myself! : This attitude is right! And after thinking about it carefully, there is actually evidence for my idea... You remember the fish pot, right? He is an ichthyosaur, and his aesthetics should be inclined towards the dragon race, but what he likes is Katarina—the appearance of Katerina, it has nothing to do with the dragon race at all. 】

[What to do if I really want to die: Yes, yes! When you say that, I think this is indeed the truth! He is a great proof! 】

【I want to let go of myself! : So, it's up to people. Although you wake up a little late, as long as the aesthetics have not been completely distorted and you can still realize that something is wrong, there is still something to save. Therefore, the matter of marrying Princess Feisna is not only a political issue for you, but also a major event related to your vital interests and your lifelong happiness! 】

[What to do if I really want to die: You are so right! Or you are smart and assertive! I'll listen to you! 】

The panda was completely unaware of the conversation between Yuneruo and Aaron, who did not know where he was.

Now, he is lying in bed, pondering his own aesthetic problems.

(What should a woman I like look like?)

He thought about it carefully, then shook his head.

It seems that there is nothing particularly worthy of liking, whether it is the burly, strong and hairy female man admired by orcs, or the beautiful breasts, bees, waist and hips that humans like, or some "picturesque eyes, looking forward and affectionate"... It seems that they can't. Make him feel excited.

He carefully recalled the film books he had seen before the time-travel, whether it was from Europe or the United States or from Eastern Ying, it seemed like that, nothing particularly exciting.

(Well, it seems that I'm probably not affected. It should be that I have strong determination and extraordinary cultivation... There are still benefits to practicing martial arts! Questions like Yunero are so funny!)

So the panda finally settled down, closed his eyes with satisfaction, and soon let out a slight snoring...