Chapter 20
Seeing a master and a servant fooling around there, Little Yi was even disgusted by Robb, and was full of doubts. What is the difference between the master and the servant? This maid is a country girl. It’s understandable that she doesn’t know the rules and laughs and makes trouble with the master, but the master is so resigned to it? Is there such a priest in the Holy See? None of the priests I’ve seen before are like this.
After Lillian was fiercely “packed”, she went to the town center to buy bedding and daily necessities, and the small church was quiet again.
Little Yi and Robb didn’t know each other very well. She couldn’t find what to say, and she didn’t want to be idle. She saw a bunch of messy footprints left by those people on the ground at the door of the yard. He came over with a broom and hua hua swept the ground.
The beautiful nun sweeps the floor, the picture is beautiful, the key is her hard-working style, which Robb appreciates very much.
After she finished sweeping, she wanted to wipe the table in the church, and went to the house to find a bucket. She wrapped a rope around the bucket and was about to throw it into the well when Robb suddenly He shouted, “Wait, Little Yi, here we don’t need to pull water from the well.”
“en?” Little Yi turned his head, curiously Looking at him: “Then how do you use water?”
“Look next to the field, there is an iron pipe hanging down there, do you see it? It hangs down from the cistern next to it.”
“I see!”
“Very good, you go over now and pick up that faucet, yes, it’s that thing, spin it gently, it doesn’t require a lot of effort…”
Little Yi twisted as she said, and the crash-bang water rushed out of the tap, startling her: “What is this? Magic?”
Robb He pointed to the high water reservoir in the yard, said with a smile: “This is called tap water, so it’s not magic. Simply put, it is to take out the water stored in the high place and use it in the low place.”
Little Yi looked up at the reservoir and then at the water supply pipe, she seemed to understand something, she put the bucket under the tap and watched the white water slowly fill the bucket , and then turn the faucet lightly, the water stops. Unscrew it again, and the water comes again, and screw it again, and the water stops again.
After playing for three or four times, her icy expression could not help but melt a little, and a smile flashed for a moment, but unfortunately she immediately put it away: “It’s so convenient to use water like this! No wonder You take a shower every day, and if I have such convenient water, I will also wash it every day.”
“There are also faucets in the kitchen, as well as toilets.” Robb said seriously: “You must wash your hands after pooping. , I know you like to wipe your buttocks with your hands.”
Little Yi: “…”
With this deranged priest, there’s no reason to say, Little Yi almost went crazy, With a straight face, he said, “Father, don’t you have the slightest bit of gentleman’s etiquette? Fart… fart… butt, can you use the word “butt” to discuss it with the nun?”
“This is me It’s called seeking truth from facts.”
“Some things can be said, some things can’t be said!”
“This is not a question that can be said or not, but a question that must be said. Hygiene Habit, defend to the death, there is no room for euphemism, otherwise you will die of a strange disease sooner or later.”
“hmph!” Little Yi stopped talking, too lazy to talk to Robb.
Robb spread his hands, slumped on the stone chair, and continued to be lazy.
After a long time, Lillian came back and brought back some daily necessities. However, when she was going to help Little Yi make the bed, she was stopped by Little Yi, and the industrious nun decided to make her own. The bed does not need the help of servants. Robb found one of her advantages from this small action. This girl does not like to enslave others, but likes to do everything by herself.
It can be seen from this detail that she is not a girl born in a rich family. I heard that the nuns in the monastery are all girls from rich families, and girls from poor families can only be slaves when they enter the monastery. How did Little Yi become a nun? It’s quite entertaining.
The dinner that night was another steak made by Lillian. The dishes I have eaten recently have a high repetition rate. This is the place that Robb is most dissatisfied with this world. Westwind Town is too small. If you buy any decent ingredients, you can only turn steak, lamb chops, pork chops, and chicken chops over and over again, and you have already eaten crazy.
But Little Yi was very happy to eat. For the poor nuns, steak is a very rare high-level food.
She had already taken a bath at this time, wearing a clean nun clothes, blowing the refreshing mountain wind, eating steak comfortably, and looking at this small church with her eyes, she saw The nun’s uniform that I changed was hanging on the rope, and it was fluttering in the wind. It was a beautiful picture.
Although her face was still cold, she thought to herself: Why does it feel more comfortable to live here than in a holy light chapel? This feeling of relaxation… ah… put this thought away. I almost committed one of the seven deadly sins of laziness.
Thinking of this, she tilted her head and looked at Robb next to her with strange eyes.
Robb shrugged: “Why are you looking at me like that? Do I have mushroom sauce on my face?”
Little Yi said: “I don’t seem to have watched you study Bright Bible?”
Robb really wanted to say, “Look at that broken scripture is useful”, but he also knew that saying this sentence would be a “sacred punishment” and a “spiritual punishment” on the spot. “Shocking Storm”, this little nun will slap all the attacking magic she knows on her face in an instant. Although she has high magic resistance, she will only take 0 damage, but she will start playing tower defense games next. .
The Temple Knight regiment will come to clear the portal. After being blown up by itself, the Holy See will ask the Gran Kingdom to send troops. So the Grand Duke Yingsi will send troops from the road of light, and lead the White Lion Knight regiment to attack him, and he will be destroyed by himself, and then the Imperial Family Knight regiment will also come and be destroyed by himself, and then maybe it will be the Kingdom of Gran and the North Norma Kingdom join forces, of course, they will be blown up by themselves!
And the rabbits of Eastern Earth Great Tang will watch the show with their hands folded, their three-petaled lips will grin, and maybe they will write a few mystifying credentials: “We are very concerned about what happened in your country. Sorry for the civil unrest!”
This tower defense game will never end.
He had to spread his hands and said, “I got up this morning. I have read the Bright Bible ten times, and I think I have fully listened to God’s teachings today. You see me lying on the stone chair. I didn’t move, but I was actually practising sacred magic secretly. On the surface, I seemed to be lazy. In fact, I was trying my best to practice sacred magic over and over again. Ah, my body is filled with the power of holy light. , it’s about to overflow…”
Little Yi’s cold face finally had an expression, it was a suspicious expression, a ghost believes you are in Cultivation sacred magic, just like that, it was clearly in Sloth, laziness is one of the seven deadly sins, and it almost got me wrong.
Of course, the seven deadly sins are not unforgivable. As long as they are corrected quickly, they will still be good friends. She will not draw a line from Robb because of laziness, but she must remind Robb: “Forgive me. Take the liberty to ask, how far is your Holy Magic Cultivation now?”
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Robb replied: “I feel pretty good about myself. It’s amazing.”
“It’s really just my self-feeling.” Little Yi said coldly: “I’ve never seen a lazy powerhouse, you won’t get stronger if you don’t work hard.”
“That’s your misunderstanding of me.” Robb spread his hands and said: “Before you saw me, my hard work was one in a million, or one in a million. How many “Dark Blades” are there in total The player is here? Forgot… In short, I was the first in the whole server back then, and I had several nicknames, such as: liver emperor, cultivation maniac, Virgo monster madman, big pervert who died of the update patch… I His liver power has long since become a legend, although brother has left the game now, but there must still be a legend about brother in the game, I’m sure you have never seen someone more liver than me in your life.”
Little Yi didn’t understand a word: “What the hell are you talking about?”
Robb said: “I mean I’m very hardworking, so I’m very strong.”
Little Yi: “Why did you end up with such a big weird talk just now?”
Robb said with a smile: “Wow! This is called the proven mystery of linguistics! ”
Little Yi felt that her aloofness was about to break down. This priest was the most bizarre priest she had ever seen. I don’t know why he always thought his smile was cheap, especially It’s the mystifying “wow” that makes people want to yell at him: “Shut up, priest.”
Of course, roaring is impossible, because “anger” is also the seven deadly sins For one, it would be pointless if she committed herself the sin of “anger” in order to exhort a parishioner not to commit the sin of “indolence.”
She forcibly suppressed the soul that began to run wild, and said coldly: “But I feel that you are weak.”
“That’s an illusion, I’m strong!”
“But I just think you’re weak.”
Robb said: “I really feel like I’m pretty good! Don’t just talk about me, how about you?”
Little Yi deliberately imitated Robb’s tone and said, “I also feel like I’m pretty good!”
Here, the atmosphere becomes subtle, and I don’t know why it suddenly turned into big eyes staring at The rhythm of small eyes.
“That’s Biichiro?” I don’t know who said it first, or two people said it at the same time, in short, the unfathomable mystery, it turned to no division It is no longer possible to have a normal conversation.
Robb spread his hands and said: “Compared, let’s draw a line, what do you say?”
Little Yi said coldly: “Compared to the divine restoration magic, look Whose recovery magic has more formidable power, greater range, and faster spelling, if you lose to me, please spend your time on Cultivation, not laziness.”
Robb said: “It’s a very constructive suggestion, but why do you have to use recovery magic? Isn’t it better than the attack type? Could it be that you don’t?” He recited the incantation: “God of Light Palder, your faithful believers dedicate all your piety and faith to you, and I beg you to grant me the favor of Divine Force… Divine Punishment!”
The golden light flew out from her fingertips and hit the ground next to it, making the ground dusty. When the rays of light dissipated, a big hole appeared on the ground.
She said coldly: “Do you think I can attack magic?”