Chapter 167
“You have to make money even if you die!”
Robb gave them a middle finger: “I’m Fake! Look what you’ve become? I don’t even want to die in order to make money, I can’t go on like this, and when I come back, I will start to focus on your ideological and moral education.”
The townspeople wondered, “What is ideological and moral education?”
Robb doesn’t want to talk to the townspeople, and silently prepares to throw a whole set of socialist core values at them.
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carriage exits Westwind Town and begins to drive north.
North of Westwind Town, there is a long official road that runs north along the foot of the Black Pine Mountain Range, all the way to the source stone canyon, on which the carriage team is now driving.
Sofa immediately discovered a very strange thing, Robb’s carriage doesn’t seem to be very bumpy, or in other words, it doesn’t feel so unacceptable when bumped, this car seems It is very elastic, and when it hits any bumps, its elasticity will make the passengers in it less uncomfortable.
She couldn’t help asking: “What’s wrong with this car? Is there any magic added?”
“No!” Robb said with a smile: “I’ll tell you , Magic is actually activated by the magic power of the mage, so after all, it is manpower. If you think about using magic to solve everything, just like thinking about using manpower to solve everything, it is inferior!”
He continued to conclude: “The real progress is to make all kinds of facilities run automatically without manpower as much as possible. For example, the shock absorption system of this car relies on the elasticity of rubber for shock absorption. But this is far from enough. It seems that I have to add some more springs to it, so that the car also has a certain degree of shock absorption. Now the degree of shock is still too high.”
Sofa: ” …”
This touched Sofa’s intellectual blind spot, and she had to shut up and not answer.
In the back carriage, Noren Baron’s head sticks out, loudly said: “Godfather, I see your car is very stable. Could it be the black on the wheels? Is it caused by something weird?”
Robb laughed heartily: “That’s right! But the chemical industry hasn’t developed yet, so this thing can’t be mass-produced, so don’t even think about it.”
Robb laughed heartily. p>
“Chemical? Don’t understand at all!” Noren said, “What a pity.”
His head retracted into the car.
Robb turned his attention to Sofa and said with a smile: “It’s thirty miles away, I won’t be there in a while, don’t huddle in the corner, come on, have some snacks, feel good It’ll get better.”
“I can’t eat it.”
“Oh, then I’ll enjoy it by myself.” Robb grabbed a handful of potato chips and clacked. ate. Seeing his appearance like going on a scenic tour, Sofa panicked even more: Can the East Road army beat Robert? So worried, so worried.
After a long time, two dozen or more li passed by.
The driver in front loudly said: “Godfather, an enemy scout is found ahead, sticking one’s head around to look for our convoy.”
“Oh? There are scouts. Is it there?” Robb stuck his head out of the car window and looked forward, sure enough, there was a camel in the distance ahead, riding a desert warrior with a machete and a flying axe, he was watching from a distance Robb’s team is a little confused about what this team is doing.
From the scout’s point of view, it was impossible to have several carriages running to attack the 10,000-strong army. He thought this convoy was some kind of strange caravan, or a team that came to negotiate something, so , He didn’t even have the idea of rushing back to report the letter. Instead, he planned to see what this team was doing first.
Robb pointed at the scout said with a smile: “Sofa, are all the scouts in your desert kingdom so stupid? There is a strong enemy coming, and he is standing still, he doesn’t even know Go back and report to the police, if I try to catch him now, he will definitely not be able to run away, and as a result, I rushed in front of your army, and the army didn’t know it, so it was too late to be on guard.”
Sofa didn’t know whether to cry or laugh authentically: “He knows a ghost! A scout with a normal IQ is impossible to call the 10,000-strong army when he sees a few carriages.”
“Forget it, I I have to remind him, lest you guys say later that I play raids and don’t follow the rules of the rivers and lakes.” Robb raised his voice and shouted at the scout: “Scout Old Brother, the major event is not good, I’m going to attack your East. Lu Dajun is here, run away!”
He used the bard’s skill “Sound of Heaven”, and the voice spread far away.
The scout was at least five-six hundred yards away from the convoy, but could hear Robb clearly. He couldn’t help looking at Robb with a confused look, thinking: Is the other side sick?
Robb continued to yelled: “I’m super fierce! Beating people is super painful! If your army doesn’t run away, it will be too late to talk, run away quickly, it’s almost too late.”
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The scout raised his middle finger at Robb: “I Fake! mental disorder.”
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Robb shouted this , the nobles in the carriage behind couldn’t help but didn’t know whether to cry or laugh, this really doesn’t know how to complain. Our Godfather is good at everything, but he likes to play tricks a little bit. If he is an enemy scout, he will not give you face either.
Noren Baron said, “Godfather, is it the gauntlet? I’ll help you!”
He stretched out his wand from the carriage’s window, far away. Facing the scout from a distance, mutter incantations in his mouth, the incantation was completed, and two wind blades blasted out from the tip of his wand, across the far space, and flew towards the scout.
However, scouts are not second-guessers. The battle-hardened scouts know how to control the distance between themselves and the enemy. The position of this scout is a distance that cannot be attacked by any bow, arrow or magic. Baron’s wind blade flew halfway and dissipated powerlessly into the air.
The wind blade didn’t hit him, but the scout understood that this group of people was not good for his side. As soon as he pulled the camel, he turned around and ran.
Robb said with a big smile: “That’s right, go back and inform your army that Robert from Westwind Town is here, you should run away.”
The scout this Now I understand, the person who came is actually the lord of Westwind Town, damn it, shouldn’t this guy be hiding shiver coldly in Westwind Town now, hoping that the 10,000-strong army will not attack him? He actually took the initiative to run here to kill? He also said that he was going to attack our army, so he acted recklessly! I’ll go back and notify the commander-in-chief now, and I’ll crush you to pieces.
The scout hurried towards the camp, and after a while, he returned to the front of the camp.
The 10,000-strong army was stationed by a small river at this time, and the entire camp was surrounded by a wall made of wood. Several patrols circled the camp, but the main force was basically at rest.
While running, the scout yelled: “Report! Robert, the lord of Westwind Town, has brought dozens of men to meet our army.” The soldiers of the desert kingdom all laughed with a “pu” sound.
“Bring dozens of people to meet our army?”
“Did you make a mistake? Did your head get caught by the door?”
“He just Can’t we bring more people?”
“What if the scout made a mistake, maybe he wanted to say that he brought a few thousand people, but he accidentally said that he brought dozens of people.”
” p>
“hahaha!”
The soldiers of the desert kingdom slumped with laughter.
The scout actually wanted to laugh, but he couldn’t laugh. He had to hold it back. The military situation was no child’s play. No matter how ridiculous it was, he had to pass it on without error, otherwise he would be killed.
He rushed all the way to the front of the camp, rolled over and got off the camel, then ran into the camp.
I saw the commander-in-chief, the lieutenant general, the great shaman, and the great witch doctor, the four leaders of the Eastern Route Army, sitting in the camp to discuss matters.
The one-knee kneels scout stood in front of the commander-in-chief: “Report, Robert from Westwind Town, with a few carriages, but a team of only 100 people, came to meet our army. And he was very arrogant. Tell us to run away quickly, and say it’s too late to run slowly.”
The Big Four: “…”
It’s so outrageous that the Big Four will meet for a while. Not wanting to speak, after a while, the lieutenant said in a sullen voice, “This person is crazy enough to dare to attack our army with only a few dozen people. How far is he from us now?”
The scout said: “I’ve already returned, how can I know how far they are from us? It can only be calculated by doing math! I was scouting five miles away from the camp and found that Robert’s team was 0.5 miles away from me. mile, I ran back as soon as I spotted the enemy, my camel was 2.2 times faster than their convoy, now the question is, how far are they from the camp when I’m already here?”
Everyone: “…”
As soon as this question came up, the lieutenant was stunned on the spot.
The great shaman and the great witch doctor next to them also fell into contemplation, and began to count with their fingers.
The commander kicked the scout upside down with one kick: “Damn mental retardation.”