Chapter 304
For example, a pot lid on top of your head and a pot lid in your hand, those who wear thick linen clothes and go into battle, those who use thick cotton jackets as armor, and those who use wooden planks For mirror armor, the weapons are even more chaotic, what lances, small hoes, small hammers, small dung forks… Once on the battlefield, it will be a mess!
However, the human army in front of me does not have these strange problems. Their equipment is so neat, everyone is wearing the exact same steel armor, portable steel shield, steel sword… The whole army seems to be poured out of a mold Yes, it’s really eye-catching.
The elves couldn’t help but think to themselves: This should be the private army of a very, very rich person, but it’s too many, five hundred people! Without recruiting the militia in the territory, you can organize an army of 500 people. What kind of noble is so powerful? I’m afraid it’s not a duke!
At this time, a soldier turned his head and asked, “Isn’t Godfather coming?” heartily: “With me, holy light Guardian is here, Godfather doesn’t need to come, I one man one sword, kill the evil people in the world, protect holy light, as long as there is me! That’s enough! hahahaha! hahahaha!”
The soldier next to him: “Can we talk properly? Don’t follow the meaningless smile.”
“…” The big loli flat-mouthed: “Godfather I was woken up when I was sleeping soundly, and I was unhappy, and went back to the bed again, saying that I was going to get enough sleep, and then let you fight this battle by yourself, and he will collect the corpse after the battle.”
Soldiers They: “…”
Elsie’s head came out of the tank’s roof and scolded with a smile: “Don’t rely on Godfather for everything, if you have to rely on him every time you fight, What’s the use of asking you bastards to come here? Are your military salaries white-haired? You know, you usually eat delicious food and have high military salaries, isn’t it just for this moment? If you don’t even fight, you Should I return the money, and then go home and eat by myself?”
The soldiers thought about it carefully, and this is reasonable.
“Alright, alright! It’s our job to fight wars.”
“Yes, the moment you sign up for the army, you have such mental preparation, don’t think about relying on Godfather.”
“Anyway, Godfather will definitely bring us back to life after we die.”
“I’m afraid it hurts a bit when injured.”
“Are you an idiot? If you are afraid of pain, you will cut off your head with a knife after being injured, and die instantly without pain, and it will be over when Godfather is resurrected.”
“Huh? This is a good plan!”
“Let’s do it like this.”
The soldiers all seemed to be reassured, don’t panic, don’t panic at all this time.
The elf refugees were listening, always feeling that something was weird, these humans…not normal.
“Attention! Orcs are coming.” The elf archer roared.
There are some elves on the hillside who are fighting with the orcs, but the number of those elves is too small to forcibly block the army of the orcs from the front. The elves dispersed.
Then, the 4,000 orc army was divided into two halves, one half was reserved to deal with the coalition army composed of the three elf tribes of Poplar Forest, White Birch Forest, and Black Pine Mountain Range, and the remaining half, Then he chased the elf refugees and vowed to kill them all.
They see from a distance, eh? There was actually a human army in front of them, all dressed like iron buckets, and they looked like they were very cool, but the number was too small, so there were only 500 people there for nothing. As for the steam tanks parked next to the army, the Orcs didn’t care at all, their intelligence didn’t allow them to think too much.
“It would be best if the humans came too, kill them all, hahaha!”
“Kill!”
The orcs roared strangely They rushed down from the hillside, and their hideous expressions frightened the elf refugees behind. They wanted to turn around and continue to escape, but some people couldn’t run anymore, and now they can only hope that the human Legion in front can help them resist the strong enemy.
“Block your ears.” Elsie’s voice rang arrogantly in the tank horn: “Hahaha, I can finally play with cannons, Godfather told me not to shoot cannons, say yes I’m afraid of accidentally hurting people, but now you can fire as much as you like!”
“Steam tank, main gun! Prepare to fire.” Elsie actually learned from the big loli, and came out with a very second grade I can’t blame him. I really want to shout out, and if I don’t feel like I’m shouting it out, it won’t have the effect of pretending to be at all.
The elf refugees couldn’t understand what he was talking about. All they knew was that two thousand ferocious orcs were rushing. They had already rushed down the hillside and were rushing hundreds of yards ahead. , that scene is quite terrifying.
The tank’s main gun opened fire…
The shells used for the main gun of the steam tank are the shells of the goblin rocket launchers. Fly over with the half-orc Legion. This thing didn’t exist in the real world. It was a unique game equipment that Robb had rubbed out by hand. Of course, the orcs had never seen it before. They stared blankly at each other’s huge iron car suddenly spewing such a thing, and they didn’t know what it was.
This thing flew between them, slammed into the ground with a thud, and then… no more…
Goblin technology, shocking!
This is a shocking rocket, and it’s misfired.
In the face of this situation, most gamers will laugh at it. Goblin technology is just like this, and it’s used to it.
The elves on the sidelines: “…”
They thought this group of weird humans had such amazing weapons, didn’t expect it to be like this, in an instant, this one Human Legions that look strong become funny troops.
“Hey, this human troop is unreliable.”
“It seems we should keep fleeing, we can’t expect them to stop the Orcs.”
“Yeah, this is simply a spoof army.”
Many elves began to plan to continue to escape, but most of the elves refugees were too tired to run. .
Elsie: “I’m Fake! Godfather said this thing will occasionally fail, but is it true?”
“Well, do it again, it won’t fail every time Come on.” Captain Elsie reloaded a cannonball and started again: “Steam tank, main gun! Fire!”
Another goblin rocket flew out of the barrel… …
Chapter 426 is withdrawn, withdrawn! This battle can’t be fought
Twelfth Update
The first rocket made the elves full of expectations, but the second one…
No one has any expectations for it, and treats it as a second!
speaking of which, it is indeed the second rocket, and the second should be.
The rocket dragged a puff of white smoke and flew into the half-orc army, and the half-orcs didn’t even bother to look at it.
Oh, no, there was an orc who saw it, he was hit in the forehead by this rocket, it hurt a lot, a bag the size of a goose egg was hit on the forehead, the thief was angry, angrily roared: ” This kind of useless waste weapon, don’t take it out and throw it around…”
Before a sentence was finished, the rocket exploded!
bang!
The goblin technology thing has either no effect or extraordinary performance.
There was a loud noise, smoke billowed everywhere, and shrapnel flew in all directions. The orcs in the circle around the center of the explosion were instantly blasted into the sky, and the orcs a little further away were swept away by the shrapnel, crash-bang A large area collapsed in one fell swoop, and thirty or forty orcs were blown away in one shot.
The half-orcs who were still arrogant just now froze at the same time: “Huh?”
And the elves watching the battle also froze together: “Huh?”
“Biu!”
The tank fires again, and another goblin rocket flies over.
Boom!