Chapter 350
Lillian: “…”
This is maddening!
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Chapter 489 The dwarves are here
After walking around, Lillian finally understood that the source stone canyon now not only has delicious food, flowers, and karst caves for tourists to remember Let’s take a look at the vicissitudes and thickness of history.
The two got out of the cave. Robb pointed to the cliff to the west and said with a smile: “Next, I’m going to send someone to climb up that cliff and build a dangerous and dangerous plank road. Build a small pavilion on the top of the mountain, and then let tourists climb up through the plank road and play in the pavilion. There will always be some naughty people who will like to climb. I will arrange a gate at the entrance of the plank road to collect the plank road from tourists. Maintenance fee.”
Lillian whispered: “This is… an all-round cheating of money!”
“How can this be called cheating, this is for everyone to spend Money can buy you a lot of fun.”
Robb just finished saying this when a head suddenly appeared on the cliff to the west. No one could see it, but Robb was planning his own great money-swindling scheme, so he turned on reconnaissance.
He could see the head of the man on the cliff clearly as soon as it appeared. It was a very funny face. There was a huge red nose in the middle of the face plate. Full beard, the strangest thing is that the beard actually has a lot of small braids, which looks very happy.
He lay on the cliff and looked down, saw the human village below, turned around and seemed to say something to the people behind him, and then, shua shua shua appeared on the cliff A lot of brains.
These heads are different in appearance, but they have one thing in common, that is, they all have a dirty beard, and the beard is braided. Everyone’s hair is still different. Some people are tied A big ponytail, some braided into many small braids, some braided into two braids…
Robb almost jumped up and complained on the spot, why did he play so many tricks on his beard.
These heads were observing the “flower and crystal town” in the source stone canyon on the cliff. After a few minutes, they figured out where the town was at the bottom of the mountain. One of them finally started to move. He threw a long rope from the cliff, jumped out, grabbed the rope in both hands, and slid down the cliff.
This time Robb finally saw his full face, this is a dwarf!
He is as tall as his waist. He is short, strong and round. He looks like he is growing sideways. He has short hands and short feet. With a big hammer, he hung a rope and slid down a high cliff. With a swish, despite his short and round stature, his movements were very vigorous, and he easily slid down a cliff dozens of meters high.
However, the embarrassing thing happened. The rope didn’t hang all the way to the ground. At a place about three or four meters above the ground, the rope was not long enough…
Dwarf Hanging at the end of the rope, I glanced down, and it’s still such a high distance, embarrassing! But now that he has slipped down dozens of meters, he can’t climb up again, right? He had to let go of his hands and jumped straight down.
I couldn’t stand still when I landed, and with a thud, I gnawed shit, my face was on the ground, but my butt was pouted to the sky.
When he played like this, all the tourists in the town saw it, and couldn’t help laughed heartily: “What is that dwarf doing? How stupid!”
“Haha, all the dwarves are That’s it, it looks reckless, and he does things like this energetically and bustling.”
Although the cliff was still a long way from the town, a large group of people laughed at him together, and the voice was still far away After passing the ground, the dwarf got up from the ground angrily and shouted at him, “What are you laughing at? Haven’t you seen a dwarf climb a mountain?”
He spread his short legs, He ran quickly towards the village.
Everyone can see at a glance that the large group of dwarves on the cliff did not come down, but this one came down. Of course, it was sent to talk, so they waited quietly, a few hundred yards away , The dwarf ran and ran, two short legs running for a long time, but not yet in front of everyone.
This time even the kind-hearted Lillian couldn’t help it, and burst into laughter: “Are dwarves running so slow?”
Everyone spread their hands: “No, it’s just They usually run slowly, but they still run fast in battle.”
Lillian: “…”
After a while, the dwarf finally ran in front of everyone, He was gasping for breath, looking like he was tired from running. The nobles and tourists all tacitly stepped aside to let the dwarf face Robb.
The dwarf is not stupid. From everyone’s actions, he can see who is the boss here. He stared at Robb for a while, and then said: “You are the lord here? So young!”
Robb said with a smile: “The lord here is called Robert Smith, and I am his magic teacher.”
“Oh, is that so?” the dwarf gasped hu hu Airway: “That’s good, I want to ask you, is this the source stone canyon? Oh, damn it! I’m on a fast march with many of my companions, and I tell them this is the source stone canyon, a human town, but they Don’t believe me at all, just ask me to come and ask.”
Robb said with a smile: “You are right, this is indeed the source stone canyon.”
“Huh? hahaha! I really didn’t look in the wrong place?” The dwarf laughed proudly: “Those idiots just laughed at me for not even looking for a way, saying I was a directional idiot, blind, and said that I was only suitable for Drilling in and out of the hole, you can’t find East, South, West, North, hahaha on the ground, but now it’s proven, they’re all wrong, and I’m right.”
Robb spread his hands !
The dwarf looked left, looked right, and looked around: “However, why do I feel that this place is not the same as the source stone canyon in my memory? I think… I am 10 years old. , no, came here 12 years ago…I was a very young dwarf at the time, and my beard couldn’t be braided this long.”
He shook his braided beard. !
This time before Robb could answer, the people next to him laughed: “What the hell happened more than ten years ago, the current source stone canyon is no longer the previous source stone canyon. , here is called the ‘Flower Crystal Town’ source stone canyon, it is a town that will make you refreshed.”
“Oh!” The dwarf put on a face that didn’t care: “The devil cares that there are What a big change, I just need to be sure that I have found the right place.”
He said naively: “I want to ask you, if you can walk 150 miles southeast from here, you can To Westwind Town?”
Robb asked: “Yes, what are you going to do in Westwind Town?”
“Going to support our allies.” the dwarf grunted : “Those self-proclaimed elves were scared witless by the army of monsters and sent people to ask us for help, hahaha, what’s the use of acting so proud, if you get beaten up, don’t you have to call us dwarves? Hahahaha! “
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Chapter 490 Nothing is more reliable than tools and machines
Robb understands as soon as he hears it, this is the dwarf the Elf Elder wrote to call last time, and he lives in the wind. A family of dwarves in the mountain range west of the Cave of Essence.
The strange thing is that when Robb sent the elf archer to deliver the letter, he gave him a strategic transmission gate scroll and asked him to open the door to take over the dwarves, but I don’t know why, these dwarves are actually there Find your way across the mountains.
The dwarf continued to babble: “I heard that the monster army is going to attack Westwind Town, you are very close to Westwind Town, it should be a very dangerous place, why is it still a leisurely appearance? Could it be, That damn letter is fake?”
Robb spread his hands: “no! That letter is true, Westwind Town has indeed been attacked by monsters, and I am the Westwind mentioned in the Elf Elder’s letter Town’s Godfather, humans and elves, have been waiting for your dwarves for a long time.”
“Huh? Are you the human lord of Westwind Town?” The dwarf wondered: “Then why are you in the source stone canyon?”
“The speaking of which is more complicated, so let’s not talk about it.” Robb said with a smile: “I also have something I want to ask you. Got a Transmission Gate scroll? You should open the door and go straight to Westwind Town, why are you going over the mountains by yourself.”
The dwarf laughed heartily: “With the magic scroll? Don’t joke! Those arrogances The magic played by the elves is so ridiculous that we don’t care what kind of magic Transmission Gate is used. God knows where they will send us. We can walk on our own legs. Why should we enter the Transmission Gate? We are not cripple.”
Robb: “…”
Well, it seems that these dwarves and elves are really not good at dealing with them, not even the Transmission Gate scrolls brought by the elves. Happy to use, however, they or for reinforcements humans and elves, here they come! This shows that they will not give up their allies because of their own likes and dislikes, and give up will do the right thing.
Robb smiled and held out a hand to the dwarf: “Anyway, welcome to our town.”
“You don’t look bad as a human.” The dwarf Reached out and shook hands with Robb, his height was only half of Robb’s, making Robb feel like holding a little child’s hand and shaking it twice, very strange.
The dwarf turned around and waved to the cliff. Soon, a large group of heads appeared on the cliff. These people put down a lot of ropes and then slid down the ropes one by one. Yes, almost all of these guys will fall when they finally jump down, and they will cover in dirt and look very embarrassed.
Not long after, nearly 800 people came down from the cliff, all warriors in iron armor, carrying iron hammers and iron axes. All the vigorous dragons and ferocious tigers look very powerful.