Chapter 569
The queen didn’t speak, but Robb said frivolously: “It’s easy to talk, you can say hello to clansman first, our request, sit back and talk slowly, no hurry.”
That night, Everyone held a grand dinner in the mithril mine owned by West Wind City.
The people of Maya brought out their goodies to share with the people of Gran Kingdom, thanking them for their rescue. He also took out a lot of gold and precious stones as a thank you.
However, in this thank-you ceremony, the female Young Lady Wang didn’t even look at the gold and precious stones, she just took out a bunch of plants picked along the way and arranged them in a row. Then I asked the Mayans in the same way: “Is this thing edible? Is it delicious?”
Chapter 792 You lost, help me unify Gran
The banquet is in progress… …
Maya patriarch was sitting beside the queen, a Mayan woman came over with an earthen jar and poured a glass of dark water from the jar , handed to the hands of Maya patriarch.
Then, patriarch presented the dark water with both hands to the young lady Wang: “Your Majesty, Queen of Gran Kingdom, please try the most delicious food here. .If you like, I can give you some.”
“The most delicious?” The queen was overjoyed, but people who were not familiar with her couldn’t tell she was happy, they could only see She still had a flat face, as if the majesty of neither happy nor angry.
She pulled the cup and asked in a calm tone: “What is this?”
Patriarch said: “The name of this thing is xocoatl!”
Because this thing is not available in the Gran Kingdom, there is no corresponding Gran language, so the translator can’t get it out, so he has to report the pronunciation directly.
After translating, he added in Gran language in a low voice: “Your Majesty, don’t drink this strange water, it’s too suspicious, although these natives have some good things, However, their culture is not developed enough, and their thinking is still very barbaric. The food they eat is likely to be poisoned, but we don’t know that if we eat their food randomly, there may be problems with eating them. Some people like tomatoes and peppers It’s okay to try something, but we haven’t even heard of this kind of thing called xocoatl, in case you eat a bad stomach…”
The long nonsense is not over yet, Queen I have poured the black liquid in the cup into my mouth, no matter whether you are poisonous or not, Robb is sitting next to him anyway, and he can be resurrected even after poison to death. It is definitely not the style of the young lady Wang to put away things that may be delicious. It’s not bad to die when you’re over the addiction, and then experience the feeling of resurrection.
However, as soon as the water entered, the face of the young lady Wang changed, Fake, what is this weird thing? Spicy again! Bitter again! It’s an indescribable horror taste, what about the best thing in Maya? How could this be?
She spit out all the xocoatl she just drank with a puff…
“Hey? Are you not used to it?” Maya patriarch said regretfully: “We all I think it’s delicious.”
“It’s delicious! How can it be spicy?” The queen protested: “This kind of shit is actually the best thing in Maya? Do you eat it? What kind of rubbish grew up? I don’t want it, you don’t have to give it to me again.”
The translator, Khan, thought to himself: How can I translate this so that I don’t offend the natives?
“Slow!”
Robb interrupted her suddenly and said with a smile, “Young Lady Wang, it’s not right for you to talk like this, let me tell you. , this thing is indeed the best food on the Maya continent, this patriarch really didn’t lie to you, it’s no exaggeration.”
“en?” The queen turned her head: “Ghost man, You usually have a pair of sharp eyes and are very good at discovering delicious food, but this time, you have not tasted it, and you say it is really the best food on the Maya continent, isn’t it too much? I I’m very responsible to tell you that this stuff is spicy and bitter, and the taste is simply unbearable. The tomatoes, potatoes, corn, sweet potatoes and other things found on the Maya continent before are much better than this.”
Robb said with a smile: “That’s because the Mayans haven’t figured out the right way to deal with this stuff, and like a fool, they put peppers in it.”
Queen Said: “Even if the spiciness of chili is eliminated, its own taste is bitter and unpalatable.”
Robb laughed: “You are believing or not, after you make it with my hands, It will become incomparably delicious, a hundred times more delicious than what you said just now?”
“I don’t believe it!” The queen shook her head: “It’s bitter to death, even if you can make it not bad, but It’s also absolutely impossible to be the best thing on the Maya continent. Right now, the best thing to eat should be a tomato. It’s impossible to make this crap taste better than a tomato.”
Robb: “Wow, that’s what you said, do you want to bet something?”
“He he he!” The queen sneered: “You used to win all the bets, But this time you have to be impossible to win again, I really don’t believe it, you can make the most delicious thing that is bitter to death, I will bet with you today, tell me what you want to bet.”
Robb pointed to the Queen’s mouth: “If you lose, let me kiss.”
The Queen immediately replied: “If you lose, help me…” She She used to bet with Robb, the bet was always “Help me unify the Gran Kingdom”, but before she could finish a sentence, she suddenly thought that the Gran Kingdom has been unified, and this four-year bet can no longer be used now. .
So sad!
I bet this bet with the ghost man for four years and lost for four years. He has seen her wearing silk stockings countless times, but she has never won once, but the ghost man is still the key in the end. He helped her in the battle of , helping her unify the kingdom of Gran, speaking of which she owes a lot to the ghost man.
It’s a bit sad that I can’t use this as a bet in the future.
After a long time, the queen said leisurely: “If you lose, you are not allowed to take Sara to the Demon King City.”
“What?” Robb wondered: ” What kind of weird bet is this?”
“You take care of me, and I’ll take it.
“Okay, then that’s the bet. “
Robb turned to Maya patriarch and said, “patriarch Old Mister, I want some black beans for this xocoatl, oh don’t worry, I know that thing is almost equal to money with you guys , so I will not ask for it for nothing, I will exchange it with you for a big bucket of fat house happy water, can I? “
Patriarch was overjoyed when he heard it. He drank the Fat House Happy Water just now, and it was really delicious. If he could get a bucket, wouldn’t he want to go to heaven? When the elders of other tribes gather, they will bring out a cup of happy water from the fat house, and make sure that the patriarch of other tribes will be greedy.
As for black beans, although they are precious, they can be picked again next year.
patriarch took a small bag from his waist, grabbed a handful of black beans from it, and handed it to Robb.
This thing is really a Maya continent , so patriarch carried the black beans with him and used them as money at any time. He carried them just like the Gran people carried gold coins.
Robb asked people to take them again. Here’s milk and white sugar.
As soon as the queen saw the white sugar, she started shouting inwardly in her heart: “Do you need sugar to make this thing? Oops! He’ll probably make something out of it now.” Delicious food.
I saw Robb crushed the black beans one after another, turned them into powder, then mixed them with milk and white sugar, boiled and boiled, I don’t know how It boiled into a pot of viscous strange liquid, and then, he waved an ice ring technique to condense all the strange liquid in the pot.
Turn his head to the queen chuckled and said: “You are ready to Let me kiss. ”
Chapter 793 This thing is not delicious
Looking at the dark and numb condensate in Robb’s pot, it was ugly like a lump of mud, Young Lady Wang Sister said calm, just rely on this broken thing, you want to kiss me? I’m afraid it is five hundred years too early! She didn’t even have to taste it to know that it would not be delicious, even if white sugar can offset some bitterness, it is impossible to let this thing It is absolutely impossible to become the best food on Maya’s continent.
She doesn’t hold out hands to receive, she just calmly said: “Before I try this food, I have to talk to you first. Let’s talk about it. Regarding the question of ‘delicious’, such as what sector is determined, because it is very subjective whether it is delicious or not, the same thing, some people think it is delicious, and some people think it is not delicious. If You unilaterally say that this food is delicious, and then you forcefully say that I lost, and if you insist on kissing me, then I can’t explain why. “
Robb said with a smile: “It makes sense, then how do you judge whether it is delicious or not? “
The queen hummed: “I count all the people sitting in this room, um, including you and me, there are 21 people in total, so let these 21 people try a small meal.” block, and then vote to decide that if there are more people who admit that this is the best food on the Maya continent, even if you win, if you don’t admit it, I will win. “
Robb nods: “A very reasonable comparison, reasonable and reasonable, I completely agree, okay, so here it is.” ”
The queen was secretly delighted when she heard this: Ghost man, you have been fooled, there are 21 people in this room, but including you, the people in West Wind City and the natives add up to a total of 21 people. There are only ten votes, and the other eleven votes are all in my hands! No matter whether this food is delicious or not, I will win.
It turns out that those who can enter this room Ten of them are, Maya’s patriarch, five eagle warriors, as well as Robb and the mine foreman, the cat man patriarch, and the little girl Huahua.
And the other eleven people are The queen and her ten valet, such a head-to-head comparison, isn’t it to die?
The queen doesn’t even need to tell her subordinates what to do, just put on a majestic face Sitting there, you can get the results you want.
She is not in a hurry to try, and said to a subordinate: “You try first! ”
The subordinate took a small black lump like mud from Robb and put it in his mouth. The expression at that moment can be said to be wonderful. He first glanced at the queen, I looked at Robb again, then looked at the black lumps left in the pot, and the expression on his face really didn’t know how to describe it.
It seemed that he wanted to eat another piece, and he seemed to want to stand on Robb’s side, but In the end, he still showed a “my conscience hurts” expression, voted for the queen’s side, and he said in a trembling voice: “Not good eat! “
Robb smiled without saying a word: “It doesn’t matter, Myriad Transformations is the taste of people, it’s normal for you to think it’s not delicious, don’t be so sad.” “