Chapter 259
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Who is Xu Yun? His identity is the instructor of the Dragon Dragon Team of the Dragon Dragons. Even the worst in the language of the innate talent is also proficient in Chinese, English, French and three languages, and the other five languages are also slightly known. Not to mention Xu Yun, in addition to his mother tongue, he is fluent in English, Russian, French, Japanese, German, Spanish, Korean, Thai, Portuguese, etc. More than a dozen languages, even Dr. Chaimenhof is printing The Esperanto language created on the basis of the European language system, he knows that there are only a thousand native speakers of Esperanto in the world, and those who can use the language fluently will have more than ten thousand!
What is the English language?
Even “medicine, Cheek, Kangmang North nose enough to eat dogs, Gaitao black feed hook, Ai Rui Rui Bati too set ” so difficult English songs, Xu Yun can open mouth Come on! Can you still understand the lame American English of a third-rate foreign director? joke!
“Zhi Ling older sister, you should not be so difficult. I can understand English.” Xu Yun knows that Ling Zhiling is kind, he also hopes to cooperate and happy to end this advertisement, so that he can go back with Zoe To explain, but he hates this feeling, this foreigner looks down on the feelings of the Chinese.
Perhaps it is a question of origin. Xu Yun is particularly sensitive to this. In the long history of China, there are sore memories that have been bullied by those powers. This is something that Chinese people are not willing to mention, and it is also a conscience. What Chinese people will not forget. Although everything is peaceful in the world now, it is also the premise that the other party is friendly to us.
To make an inappropriate metaphor, a person who once broke your hospital burst with your chrysanthemum, because you are strong and look at you high, but his descendants do not knowing the immensity of Heaven and Earth Explode your chrysanthemums, and condescend to your children and grandchildren, what should your children and grandchildren do? If the temper is a little hot, it will definitely burst back. Even if the temper is good, then it depends on who is right?
Just as Ling Zhiling was stunned by Xu Yun’s phrase “I can understand English”, Xu Yun had directed fluent English to Pierce’s director: “Put up your arrogant attitude, and you’re going to shoot for Isor Mr. Da is working, and we are going to shoot for Mr. Isolda. Our identity is really different, but it is not that you are high and low. But I am tall, you are low. Do you understand?”
Pierce’s expression was amazed at the moment, and he did not expect that this low-quality little actor in his eyes would say such a fluent English.
“Can’t English be low quality? Hehe, what kind of joke? I don’t think Chinese is the best quality! The world speaks Chinese the most! The most native speakers of Chinese! We learn English and learn French. It’s also good to learn Russian, it’s because we learned the world’s hardest language before we learn to play, not because we can afford you.” Xu Yun’s English is really enough to kill the professional eight-level super translation: “It’s too simple to speak English compared to the seventy-six of the sixty-six, not seventy-six, and sixty plus sixteen, and the Russian language that hits the tongue and cramps. Your country is an immigrant country. Do you know why you speak Mandarin in English? Because your average IQ can only learn the simplest language. Pro, don’t look down on Chinese people. Chinese people who don’t know English can’t learn, but they don’t learn very much. If they want to learn If you only need a high school career between the ages of fifteen and eighteen, you can reach the four-level level that many Americans cannot pass. Their vocabulary is several times higher than that of your Americans. Can ‘Fack squid’ fabricated a dozen languages spray to curse your ancestors 18 generations in the cemetery to climb out. Understand? “
Pierce’s eyes are like a cow bell, and Ling Zhiling’s chin almost fell to the ground. Her English is not bad, and her brain even can’t keep up with the rhythm of Xu Yun, if it is not because Xu Yun’s pronunciation is very standard. She may not even understand.
The translator who sat at the table was dropped on the floor. He had to say that this was the most English-speaking person he had seen in the world for eight years. He really doubts that this language is what he created!
“Don’t take your ignorance as a personality.” Xu Yun said the last sentence, calmly picked up the tea on the table and took a sip. Continued to use English: “If you want to talk about advertising, we can continue to communicate if you are To find your sense of superiority, I am sorry, I am not accompanying.”
There is a class of people in the world who are most terrifying, that is, people who can find a sense of superiority with the domestic BMW Brilliance 316. Obviously, Pierce is such a person, and he has made some advertisements for luxury brands. I don’t know if he is shooting a luxury advertisement, it is just an advertisement, and he can never be compared with Spielberg who took the Raiders. Just like the X80X 316i, which is far less than the 760li personalized version imported by the hundred thousand, it is a truth.
“Oh, sorry. I took back what I said before. You are a high-quality person, you let me know how smart the Chinese people are.” Pierce was really shocked by Xu Yun, he really did not I think that the young man in front of him would refute himself with such fluent English. If he had a debate with him, he would definitely be the one who lost.
Xu Yun raised her eyebrows: “So, can we start talking about advertisement?”
“Of course, of course.” Pierce nodded. “We talk while we eat.”
Xu Yun smiled a little: “Would you like to drink? You learned from us Chinese people? What must be done at the wine table?”
Pierce didn’t understand the meaning of Xu Yun’s words, and looked at Ling Zhiling with a blank look.
Ling Zhiling is finally sighed in relief, smiling and explaining to Pierce: “Mr. Pierce, Xu Yun means that we have a kind of ‘sting table culture’ in China, that is to say, many things need to drink to determine, if not If you eat and drink, you can’t talk.”
Pierce suddenly nodded and then said to Xu Yun: “Drinking can be, but I am not used to your Chinese liquor, I prefer whiskey.”
“I also like whiskey.” Xu Yun nodded. “But the drinks here are at their own expense. I think it’s expensive enough for nearly two hundred meals. At the same price, the leopard’s buffet is much more than this. It!”
Pierce immediately pointed to his translation: “You help me to the room and take the whiskey I brought.”
The translator did not say anything, and wiped his mouth and went.
Pierce shook his head with some helplessness: “I hope you don’t mind, I brought my own drinks because I bought ten whiskies in China, and the taste of drinking eight times is not quite right.”
Xu Yun nodded. “You said that you are right. There is no way. We Chinese people are smart. The whisky you drink, we Chinese people only need to point to industrial alcohol and pigments.”
“Oh, buy it!” Pierce was dumbfounded, industrial alcohol? That would be to drink the dead.
“It doesn’t matter, don’t worry about your body. We have a lot of young people and little girls who are soaking in the bar every day to drink fake wine. We all live well. You can’t have problems after drinking ten times and eight times.” Xu Yun smiled.
This really made Pierce tidy.
Ling Zhiling has no choice but to make a clearance: “Mr. Pierce, this person likes to make jokes, you don’t mind. Hehe, let’s talk about the shooting of our advertisement.”
“Okay, then I will express my point of view now.” Pierce also moved out of Xu Yun’s vast mountains and began to talk about his concept of advertising.
I talked for a long time, Xu Yun concluded that it is two words, sexy!
Because the most common word used by Pierce is the sexy, and every time he speaks of the sexy, he will be excited to dance and cover his chest. Waiting for his translation to take down the whisky he brought in the United States, and after drinking a cup with Xu Yun, the chat was even more energetic.
Because most of the actions that Pierce said are particularly sexy and horrible, Ling Zhiling will be somewhat unacceptable for a while, and Xu Yun feels that this foreigner is somewhat unscrupulous. When it comes to Ling Zhiling’s exposure here, At that time, a pair of eyes straight azure light, quite excited.
After all three people had eaten, Pierce actually invited Ling Chi-ling to go to his room to chat directly. The famous name is to show Ling Zhiling the gesture when shooting, to help her to give pointers.
Ling Chi-ling wants to refuse, but she doesn’t know how to refuse, and she can’t help but look a little more.
Xu Yun certainly can’t sit idly by this time: “Director Pierce, if that’s the case, I think I should go with you too. After all, the person who cooperates with Miss Chi Ling is me, not you. If only her The action is elegant and sultry, and I am like a piece of wood, I am afraid it is not appropriate?”
Pierce frowned and looked at Xu Yun. He was speechless about Xu Yun’s ignorance, so he was impatient: “Mr. Xu, as a man, I want to say that as long as Miss Ling’s performance is in place, you only need to behave in good faith. Because I believe that no man can withstand Miss Ling’s ****. So you don’t need to point. I just want to remind you, don’t invest too much when shooting, after all, underwear advertising, if you With the reaction of a man, I am afraid it is impossible. So, before shooting, you can find a solution. I don’t mind if you spend money to find a woman.”
This is really a slap in the face of Xu Yun and Ling Zhiling.
Xu Yun was shocked: “Mr. Pierce, what do you mean by spending money to find a woman? I don’t quite understand…”
“Oh, Mr. Xu, there are many women in Huaxia who are selling them. At least there are a lot of hotels in this hotel. As long as they are willing to pay, they can help you solve the problem.” Pierce said with pride: “hehe, and I think they The technology is very good enough to keep your feet soft.”
Xu Yun really looked down on this foreigner, because his words were too harsh, so Xu Yun’s tone was also somewhat disdainful: “I don’t have such a low taste.”
[ps: I changed the new cover, hey, what do you think? I used to do it myself, and now I am professional. Send a top? Give a flower? 】