Chapter 226: Donor, are you selling children here?
As the sun sets, the sky is getting darker. </p
A small mountain village outside the Jiangnan area.
Cao Dexing sat at the door of his old house and smoked silently. After one after another, he seemed to have made a determination.
He returned to the house and opened the small door of the closet, revealing various Buddha statues and statues.
"All the gods who know and don't know, I will not wash my hands after the old Cao has finished this ticket, so please be sure to bless me and let me make the last vote beautiful. After I change my face, I will definitely change my face. For all of your gods, you will have a golden body." Cao De chain is finished with incense, and there are a few fruits and other offerings.
Then he carefully closed the door of the closet and exhaled a deep breath.
The last vote, today is definitely the last vote! When you are done, you can't wash your hands, change your face and go to other places to change your identity and live. Cao De chain has a dark heart.
Then he sorted out his clothes a little, turned and prepared to leave the old house and go out to find the last vote.
When he turned around, he suddenly saw his door, and I don’t know when a small monk appeared.
The little monk looked like he was about eight years old, his face was round and touted, so cute that he wanted to see him kneading his face and twisting it twice.
Moreover, the little monk struggled to put a serious face, which made his cute value a new level.
This little guy, if you pull it out and sell it, there must be a lot of people who want to pay for it. Cao Dexing’s heart was an occupational disease, and he secretly guessed.
When Cao De chain thought about it, he saw the little monk's hands together and gave him a gift: "Hello, don't you ask the owner of Cao De chain at home?"
Hey, the little monk knows my name?
Cao De chain doubts in his heart, but still returns to a ceremony like a decent, saying: "Hello, little master. I am Cao De chain."
"That's right." The little monk's face showed a sigh of relief: "The little monk has something to find Cao Shizhu, right, is it convenient for the little monk to enter the house?"
Cao De chain stunned, but still nodded and ushered the little monk into the house.
Then, Cao De chain carefully asked: "I don't know what the little master is looking for me? Is someone asking you to take a message?"
"No." The young monk took another ritual and said: "The young monk is looking for Cao Shizhu. He has something to look for. The little monk is also inquiring about it today, only to find out where you lived."
Inquire about it and find yourself? Cao De chain was confused and asked: "I don't know what the little master is looking for?"
"This is the case! I heard that Cao Shizhu, here is the place to sell small children?" The little monk showed an innocent smile: "Then I want to ask, Cao Shizhu, you can't accept children here? ”
When it comes to this, the little monk blushes a little bit: "If you buy a child, how about watching a little monk? Although I am six years old, I feel that I am quite cute. If you want to buy it, five How about selling me a thousand pieces?"
The expression of Cao De Chain at this time is a magnified version of the press.
What is this **** unfolding? Is it pit me? Still teasing me to play?
The young monk saw his embarrassed look and thought that the price was not suitable, so he said: "Can't you? The four thousand can be. No more, the little monk has to do hemorrhoid surgery, at least five thousand dollars. There are only a thousand pieces in the hands of the little monk."
Cao De chain continues to be arrogant...
"Don't it be four thousand? But it can't be less. If there are few, the little monk can't do hemorrhoid surgery." The little monk frowned.
Do hemorrhoid surgery? Less than four thousand? So come to sell?
What kind of logical thinking?
After a long while, Cao De chain asked: "Little master, don't be kidding. What about your family?"
After thinking about it, the young monk replied: "In a long distance, it takes four or five hours to fly in the sky."
In other words, do you have to travel four or five hours to get on the plane? Very far away.
Cao De chain feels that his stomach is faint and painful: "How did you get here?"
"I was sneaking out of the temple with my master. I flew in the air for four or five hours and then went to the Jiangnan area. Then I met an acquaintance and lived in his house for one night. But... today the little monk himself When I came out to make money, I ran again." The little monk replied honestly - because the monks did not swear.
When Cao Dexing heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.
Stomach pain is not cured, and the heart is faintly a little faster - is it that the little monk in front of him is the last one that the gods bless him and let him earn? Then send a big fortune?
This little monk is good, fine and tender, long and handsome. And only six years old. Although the way of thinking in the head is a bit strange, these things can be taught.
So, after thinking about it, he asked: "What about your acquaintance?"
The little monk replied: "I don't know, he and another predecessor went out, and they didn't come back for a long time. So I came out alone. What do you ask Cao Shizhu to ask these questions? You answer the little monk, four thousand can't buy Buy a little monk? If you don't buy it, the little monk will go to another house to ask!"
What a godsend opportunity! Cao Dexing's excited fist – he even thought of himself a lot of ways.
As long as the little monk is sold smoothly, he may not eat or drink for the rest of his life. This is definitely the harvest of my day and night to pray for various gods.
At this point, he has moved to sell the little monk's mind.
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However, Cao De chain is a careful person. He first went out cautiously and looked around his home. No one is ambushing outside, it seems that it is not fraudulent.
This little monk is really a pit in the brain, come over and sell.
It’s great, then just turn the little monk away from the southeast and turn to other cities, you can find a seller to sell a big price! At that time, even if the acquaintance of the little monk found that something was wrong, he had run away without a trace.
Thinking of this, Cao De chain returned to the room and said: "Do you really want to sell yourself?"
"Of course, the little monk urgently needs money to cure hemorrhoids." The little monk nodded.
Well, cure hemorrhoids to cure hemorrhoids!
"Well, you come with me!" Cao De chain said to the little monk.
After all, Cao Dexing casually packed up some of the salutes and went to the broken car at the door.
Cao De chain's eyes are soft, and he said to the little monk: "Up?? Uncle takes you to the nearby city!"
"Cao Shizhu, are you going to buy me?" The little monk's eyebrows showed joy.
"Yes, you come up with me!" Cao De chain replied, and at the same time opened the back door of the broken car, indicating that the little monk would sit up.
The little monk did not get on the bus right away, but reached out to the palm of his hand: "One hand pays the money and delivers the goods. Since you bought the little monk, you pay the little monk first, then the little monk can deliver."
This little monk really has a pit in his head!
However, seeing the little monk's face firm, Cao De chain bit his teeth, took out the wallet and clicked on it, and ordered four thousand red tickets to hand to the little monk: "Give, four thousand!"
Anyway, after waiting for the city next door, he can stun the little monk, four thousand dollars is not back to his pocket?
The little monk carefully clicked on it, then satisfied with the money: "No problem, Cao Shizhu. The little monk will sell you to you! Then, how about we go to be a hemorrhoids hand?"
Lying in the grass, the pit of the brain is really big. Cao De chain spit in the heart, but still replied: "Let's go to another place for surgery! The medical regulations there are better, minimally invasive treatment, painless flow. Ah! Minimally invasive treatment, no pain at all! After surgery Will not relapse."
The little monk seems to understand and understand the nod. "Well, since Cao Shizhu said so, go to the place where you said to cure hemorrhoids."
Then, the little monk climbed into the back seat of the car so cleverly.
Cao Dexing was excited in his heart, started his own broken car, and the throttle slammed and flew forward.
This person, of course, still has to have faith, no matter what the gods, for the incense, there will always be a top use. Wow haha.
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The pharmacist is in the building.
Song Shuhang asked: "Double beans, can you find a small monk?"
The peas were sitting, spit their tongues and selling them, and then slammed their heads: "Of course, ah, Wang! With my sense of smell, it is easy to find a small monk."
Song Shuhang immediately went to open the dog-flavored dog food and handed it to the beanie: "That is the beanie to help me, will the little monk get back?"
The peas' front paws took over the dog's food, and they poured a packet into their mouths, chewed and swallowed. Then, it continues to squint at the head: "Benefits? Wang!"
If you want to ask for Peas to help, you have to give it a satisfactory benefit; or it is a good day.
Song Shuhang thought for a moment and said, "I can teach you to drive! Then I have the opportunity to find a place where no one is going to let you play a few laps?"
Peas turned a white eye, it spit out the tongue, and then simply rolled on the ground. Obviously, the conditions that Song Shuhang said cannot touch it.
Song Shuhang bit his teeth: "After you are skilled, we can choose a car to engrave the 'invisible array method, anti-reconnaissance method', and then you drive out and pick up the car! You can open it wherever you want. you!"
His voice fell, and the peas immediately rolled up from the ground: "No problem, give it to me! Wang, I will soon find the little monk, and then inform you to bring him back. Wang!"
After all, the peas rolled up from the ground, smugly drilled out of the window and flew out.
After the peas were far away, Song Shuhang couldn’t wait to slap himself, but his mouth was too fast, and he promised to accompany the peas. Is this your own life?
In a few days, I have to go to the hospital to see if it is better to come back with a bottle of ‘quick rescue pills’. He always feels that his big heart is finally overwhelmed.
"Book Airlines, are you free?" At this time, the white predecessors who were searching for information on the computer turned around and asked.
"Yes." Song Shuhang replied, after a while at a time, it was all free time.
"That night I taught you to refine the qi and blood Dan. Last time I said, you will teach you how to make the materials complete." White predecessors said.