Chapter 729: It’s too ugly to laugh, change one!
Originally, the refiner was trying to create a shoe that had the function of 'Swordsmanship' and could fly 'shoes'. But in the end he failed, only got the super-weak version of the swordsmanship, and turned into a 'shoe-smashing face'.
In fact, many monks have done similar experiments. Mastering the 'Sword Flying, Sword Art, Flying' before the four realms is the dream of many monks. Master Tong Xuan invented the semi-finished products of 'Swordsmanship', and the pharmacist invented the '蛊' that made people become hot air balloons.
After listening to the introduction, Song Shuhang felt that this face-slipper was really interesting: "The store, how do you sell this face-slipper?"
"Do you like the Taoist friends, I also give you the price of this shoe, five pieces of three products Lingshi." The boss smiled brilliantly.
Is it more expensive than the sixteen shoes with ‘floating surgery’?
But still within the acceptable range of Book Air: "Well, then I want it."
The boss's mother, Mali, wrapped up the slippers for Song Shuhang – the finished slippers are also a pair. However, the slippers on the left leg are just plain and durable slippers. Only the right foot is the ‘slipper’.
Book Air and A-Six have left the store with satisfaction.
When he left the store, Song Shuhang turned his head around.
Su Shi’s Afghan asked: “What are you looking for?”
"I am looking for the Su Wenqudao friend who just beat us down." Song Shuhang smiled lightly. The attitude of the female store manager just changed.
However, Song Shuhang and Su Shi’s Afghan did not go shopping with the ‘White Supreme’. The female store manager suddenly changed her attitude, and she must have received the ‘transmission and secret’ of a certain friend.
In combination with the identity of the Su Wenqudao friend [the son of Henghuo Zhenjun]... the voice of the female store manager is in all likelihood.
Su Shi A Xie also smiled and nodded, understand.
However, after looking for a circle, Song Shuhang did not find a knife.
"But let's continue to visit us." Song Shudao.
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after an hour.
Song Shuhang and Su Shi Aofeng strolled through the shop they were going to visit, and the two returned with full load.
At this point, the two sat in a chair in the square to rest.
In the center of the square, there are thirteen tall hilarious statues. When Song Shuhang saw these statues, his heart was slightly shaded.
Su Shi’s A-16 stretched out and said: “The break time of the movie is almost over. Do we have to go back to make a movie?”
"It should be almost the same. I contacted Litchi Fairy and the white predecessor to see if I want to go back." Song Shuhang replied.
Later, he took out his mobile phone and was ready to call the white lord - hope that the white predecessors had already ended the ‘lease of flying swords’ activity.
He pulled out his mobile phone and swiped it to unlock it. At this moment, his eyes suddenly saw a bright red flash on the ‘13 劫仙仙像’.
Song Shuhang’s mouth was pumping, and a bad premonition came to his mind.
Anyone who has seen an infinite stream of novels knows that the protagonists of the infinite stream novels will be able to return to their daily lives and continue to live after completing their tasks. When the next task is opened, it will be captured into the infinite space.
[I will not be arrested again, continue the new exam? 】 Song Shuhang in the heart of the dark road.
If you really want to take him back to make up the exam, then you will be mad! It took more than an hour since the last time I wrote "Sage Slim".
Shouldn't it be so hard?
When he thought of this move, suddenly... he was black.
I’ve got peas, really come again!
......
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Song Shuhang’s body smirked and fell to the Soviet Union’s sixteen. His consciousness was drawn into a huge, black square space.
In the square, the statue of the ‘Sai Zi’ at the head of the thirteen robbers of the Confucian saints radiates a faint glow.
This time... what else to test?
He turned his head and looked around. Then, the liver was faintly in pain - the only one who was pulled into the space this time.
Su Wenqu has another seven Confucian disciples who have not been drawn into this space!
Pills, if you want to take the test again, you will die.
"Hey, the book hangs a small friend, and met again." At this time, a familiar voice came from the air.
Song Shuhang turned his head and saw that the ‘white predecessor two’ was floating above his head and yawning. This time, the clothes on his body directly turned into a 'sleeping bag', and the whole person was shrunk in a sleeping bag, only showing his eyes and nose.
After Song Shuhang saw the white predecessor two, his eyes were happy: "White predecessors, you are still there." - Great, the most powerful cheats, the white predecessors are still there, so no matter what the exam, he is not afraid.
"Well, I have been there all the time." The white predecessor said: "Then, I just slept in this space, I woke up after I was full, then I felt a little bored, and I passed this 'robbery' 'The connection with you will bring you into this space to accompany me."
Song Shuhang: "..."
The feeling of 'happiness' in his heart suddenly sinks into the 18th floor of **** - the chief culprit in pulling him into this space is the white predecessor two!
Song Shuhang smiled bitterly: "White predecessors, what are you looking for?"
"Well, I remember that I have something to tell you, it is a very important thing. But just sleeping, I was too comfortable to sleep, I can't remember it." The white predecessor two looked confused.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Well, don't look at me like this. I want to know that I am an old man. I don't know how many years have passed since I lived. Isn't it normal for people to age down?" The white predecessors have a plausible word.
Song Shuhang smiled bitterly: "When the white predecessor, what do you want, will you remember something very important?" Quickly get the white predecessor, and then leave this space is king. So, try to match the white predecessor two.
"I really can't think of it. Or, tell me a joke? Maybe I am happy when I think of something important?" The white predecessors held their chins.
Song Shuhang: "..."
White predecessor two: "Why, you can't tell jokes?"
Song Shuhang bit his teeth: "I will tell you, let me think about it!"
"Okay, I am waiting for you." The white predecessor two changed a comfortable posture in the sleeping bag.
Song Shuhang thought for a long time, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "I think of a funny stalk. [Niu, give a laugh to the grandfather? Don't laugh, how about laughing for you? Hey?] Hahaha"
The white predecessor two raised their eyes.
"How, this joke is good?" Song Shudao.
The white predecessors nodded seriously and said, "Well, it's very good. It's a great joke. Then I remembered a little bit - I wanted to inform you about things that were related to your safety. But Because of your joke, I was deeply shocked and couldn’t remember the specific content of 'that thing'. So, how are you ready to die, Song Shuhang, a small friend?"
“Ha?” Song Shuhang’s eyes widened: “Is it related to my life safety?”
"Yes, it not only relates to your life and death, but also to the safety of your peers." The white predecessors said seriously.
"White predecessors, I am wrong, I should not say such a bad joke. Or, I will tell you a joke again?" Song Shuhang quickly tried to make up for it.
"It’s late." The white predecessors said two.
"White predecessors, the so-called three things, you have to give me at least two opportunities." Song Shudao.
He felt that the white predecessor two were not joking. He is really informed of the ‘related to his own life’ safety, to tell him.
"It's just three things? It makes a little sense." The white predecessor two reached out from the sleeping bag again and pinched his chin: "Well, I will give you a chance. Didn't you just say that you want to give me a laugh? Then you give I laughed, as long as your smile made me happy, I might think of 'forgot things'."
Song Shuhang: "..."
"How, even laughing is not happy?" White predecessors two.
Song Shuhang squeezed a smile.
"Not good, too stiff. Change one, change to evil charm and smile." White predecessor two.
Song Shuhang twitched his mouth and squeezed a sinister smile.
"Ugly, change to laugh." The white predecessor two again.
Song Shuhang took a deep breath: "Ha ha ha ha."
"The sound is too ugly, and it is changed into a smirk." The white predecessor continued.
Song Shuhang licked his teeth and tried to make the face make a smirk.
"Scared me, smirk is terrible. Change to a warm smile." The white predecessors patted the chest.
Song Shuhang licked his face and revealed a gentle smile.
"Well, this smile is good. But it doesn't mean anything, it's not as good as my smile." The white predecessors both disdain.
Song Shuhang: "..." - Too bully, in this world, you can find a few people who are worthy of your competition!
"Change another, change a girl to laugh, giggling." The white predecessor two continued.
Song Shuhang immediately refused: "Returning to the predecessors, that is the cry of the chicken."
"What?" The white predecessor said.
"What a ghost laugh!" Song Shuhang couldn't help but vomit.
"You guys are really boring... well, the last one, come and laugh!" The white predecessors raised a finger.
The sneer is simple. When Song Shuhang sees the white predecessor two, he wants to laugh, but this is a true performance.
"I am going, your sneer is terrible. I can't sleep for three days." The white predecessors exaggerated.
His voice just fell, and Song Shuhang’s smile became more and more stunned.
"Stop, yes. I am very satisfied!" The white predecessor two waved his hand: "Look at the power of your laugh, I will tell you that interesting news - you are in the position of Confucian Near the mountain? According to my intelligence, is there a Confucian triennial event there?"
Song Shuhang nodded.
"So, are you ready for the crazy attack of Jiu You." The white predecessors smiled.