Chapter 775: Xiaobai + Xiaobai =?
The white predecessor: "Just let me laugh happily, even if you pass the customs. I have let you go back so much before, you must have seen a lot of jokes back?"
Song Shuhang: "..."
See Song Shuhang does not answer, the white predecessor brow slightly pick: "Why, you have not collected jokes? Or, you have not put my jokes on my mind?"
Song Shuhang quickly said: "Cough, in fact, when you are pulling me in the white predecessor, I am reading a joke!"
"Well, I believe in you, so tell a joke." The white predecessor said.
"But, these few jokes that I read are not easy to tell. If you say it, you will probably kill me." Song Shuhang honestly. Nowadays, I have to confess with the white predecessors. It is best to use the same method as before to replace the ‘joke paragraph’.
"Speak out, I will kill you? It sounds very interesting." After the white predecessors thought about it, they said, "Would you like, let me try it out, let me listen? If so, if It can make me feel the urge to kill you, and I can also pass this time when you are."
what? Let the white predecessor to produce the desire to kill him... This is simply not too easy.
Song Shuhang opened his mouth and said: "Oh, when you have long hair..."
Was silenced.
"If you really want to die, I can also fulfill yours, Song Shuhang Xiaoyou." The white predecessor laughed and said: "In addition, I want you to tell a joke...not to poke my black history."
"Actually, I have always felt that this paragraph is very interesting." Song Shuhang seriously said: "In any case, you have already had the idea of 'killing me' just now, so I won. It is related to the life and death of Confucianism." I will accept it!"
White predecessor to: "..."
"Still, the white predecessor, you want to go back?" Song Shuhang added.
"Hehehehe." The white predecessor said: "Well, telling you that the evil lotus of the nine worlds and the gentleman of the Confucianism, Jin Lian, can open up a small world in their own world. Now, This information is sure to be reliable."
“Is it really possible to open up a small world? That’s not very good. Confucianism’s desire for hundreds of thousands of years can be achieved...” Song Shudao. When he was attached to ‘Runwen’, he heard the communication between the Confucian old man and ‘Golden’. Confucianism cultivated this 'gentleman Jinlian' in order to open a world and open up a small world where Confucian disciples survived. From then on, the battle between Confucianism and Jiuyou World is no longer passively beaten, but is in the process of attack. , the status of retreat.
Suddenly, Song Shuhang’s voice was awkward: “Wait, it’s about the Confucian life and death. Is it possible that there will be security risks when the Confucian Jinlian space is opened up? Or, the space of the evil lotus and the Jinlian space will be related? Is it through the space of the evil lotus, suddenly exploding the golden lotus space?"
The white predecessor: "The exaggeration is not as you think, but the space between the evil lotus and the golden lotus space is indeed connected. As long as you use some method, you can directly enter the golden lotus space through the evil lotus space of the nine worlds. ""
Song Shuhang sighed. As a result, the golden lotus space of the Confucian world is equal to the sheep entering the tiger's mouth.
"And more importantly, in the nine worlds, there is a guy who is not weaker than me. I am preparing to pass the 'Evil Lotus Space' of Jiuyou World as a springboard and enter the 'Evil Lotus Space'. This is what I said.' Confucian life and death robbed '." White predecessor added.
"Isn't the weaker than the whites? Are you strong in the whites?" Song Shuhang blurted out of his subconscious mind. When he said this, he wanted to give himself a mouthful of grievances. He always felt that when Song Shuhang’s self had healed. Then he suddenly popped out and let him relive the pain of recurrence of the old disease.
"Hehehe." The white predecessor gently smiled.
"Cough, that's ...... white predecessor, I mean to ask, how strong is the white predecessor?" Song Shuhang quickly remedy.
If you are going to make up for it, how much can you make up?
"Oh, if you have to ask this question... I will give you a hypothesis. If I jump to 'Jinlian Space' through 'Evil Lotus Space', one hand can bring all Confucian personnel from old to young. From man to beast, from the instrument to the building, all kill it." The white predecessor is faint.
"One hand?" Song Shuhang secretly swallowed his mouth.
"Well, one hand, no more." The white predecessor said.
Song Shuhang suddenly felt that his legs were a bit soft, and the fighting power of the white predecessors seemed to be stronger than the white sages in the world. And he just did this in front of the white predecessors, so the waves would be pinched to death by the white predecessors with one finger?
"Do you know that you are afraid now?" The white predecessor laughed.
"Right, I remember that you can't get out of the ‘Nine Worlds now?'” Song Shuhang suddenly thought of this.
"Oh, have you forgotten the connection between this evil lotus space and the golden lotus space? If the guy who is not weaker than me succeeds... I also have a way to find a similar way to leave the world of nine." Seniors are prompted.
"White predecessors, if I am still acknowledging that I am still coming?" Song Shuhang asked seriously.
"So, tell me a funny joke, a funny joke, or make me feel like I want to kill your jokes, I can let you leave this 'infinite refill space', you call it this space. "The white predecessor said.
Wandering around, and wandering back here.
Song Shuhang: "White predecessors, apart from jokes, do you have no other hobbies? We can't change anything else?"
"I have lived in this life... I am counting on jokes." The white predecessors calmed their faces.
Your hopes in this life are too cheap!
So, do I really want to talk to the white predecessors about big evil jokes?
I always feel that if I open my mouth to tell evil jokes, I will drag myself into a place where I can’t stop.
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When Song Shuhang thought for a moment, suddenly... he thought of another, more important thing.
Song Shuhang: "The white predecessor, the Confucian intelligence of this robbery, even if you told me, what can I do?"
The existence of Confucian ‘gentleman Jinlian’ is the biggest secret of Baiyun Academy now, ‘Junzi Jinlian’, Baiyun Academy did not tell anyone.
Even if Song Shuhang got the connection between ‘Xianlian Space’ and ‘Jinlian Space’, how would he pass this message to Baiyun College?
Do you want to tell each other: Your family’s Jinlian has problems, and the small world that opens up will be directly connected to the evil lotus of the Nine Worlds?
In this case, he had to explain to Confucian people first, where did he get the 'Jinlian Space'. Moreover, Confucianism has prepared for the 'Golden Lotus Space' for hundreds of thousands of years, and it is impossible for him to stop the plan for the opening of the 'Golden Lotus Space' because of his words and intelligence.
"Oh, you asked the idea." The white predecessor said: "Since I came to you, it means that I have a solution in my hand. Although it is not necessarily successful, I can let you try it."
"Please ask the whites to teach me how to do it." Song Shudao.
"I have a set of methods here. After you learn it, go to the Confucian Golden Lotus space, and then use this method to brand your own mark in the Jinlian space. At that time, you become the master of the Golden Lotus space, you should be able to Prevent the guy from using the 'Evil Lotus Space' as a springboard and enter the Jinlian space." The white predecessor.
Song Shuhang smiled bitterly: "The question is, how do I get into the Jinlian space. And, with my strength, can I become a space master? Even if I become the master of space, I can resist what the white predecessors said. Does that guy enter the 'Golden Lotus Space'?"
He is not a Confucian disciple. Confucianism will certainly not give him the opportunity to enter the 'Golden Lotus Space' in a short period of time.
"That is what you have to worry about." The white predecessors shrugged his shoulders and he could only help everyone here.
In fact, as he said before the action of liquid gold balls, whether it is a liquid gold ball, success or failure, there is no harm to him.
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After thinking about it, Song Shuhang asked: "When the white predecessors, can I teach you the methods that I teach to others? For example, Confucian disciples?"
The Jinlian space is a space cultivated by Confucianism for hundreds of thousands of years. It is not appropriate for Song Shuhang to become the master of this space. If you can, let it be handed over to Confucian disciples.
"Whether you, I just do what I can do. As for how you want to stop ‘that guy’, it’s not my business.” The white predecessor did not care.
Then, the white predecessor will leave a branding method in the 'Golden Lotus Space' and teach it to Song Shuhang. This process is not complicated... It is a lot of postures, with the instinct or spiritual power of the body, turned into a brand, and stayed in the Jinlian space. Just like dancing a dance.
The white predecessor, the jump is very good.
However, the white predecessor can't guarantee this method, and it will succeed. He just looked at the liquefied metal ball in the 'Evil Lotus Space' and left it in this way. In theory, the method of leaving a brand in the evil lotus should be feasible in Jinlian.
"If it doesn't work, you can also do this method in reverse." The white predecessor said.
Song Shuhang: "..."
It’s so unreliable that it’s so casual.
"Well, the things to tell you, the things to be taught to you are all done. Now, the time is tight. In the nine worlds, the guy who is not weaker than me has already branded it in the 'Evil Lotus Space'. The branding, if you move a little slower, the Confucian golden lotus space blooms, it will skip the nine worlds. You will not be there until then." White predecessors.
"I will go back soon." Song Shuhang nodded.
"Well... Finally, have you forgotten something? If you want to leave, let me tell you a joke, or tell me a joke that makes me impulsive." White predecessors.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Time is tight." The white predecessor floated in the void: "Maybe, you have to help Confucianism for a few minutes, consider it clearly."
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Song Shuhang is definitely not going to talk about evil jokes in front of the white predecessors. However, he has a brainstorming thought and thought of an interesting topic a long time ago.
"White predecessors, if you have to say it, then I will talk about one." Song Shuhang looked serious and asked: "A little white... Oh no! A little white...not right; a little white plus one Bit white, what is equal?"
White predecessor to: "..."
Is there anything funny about this topic?
However, seeing Song Shuhang’s face looks serious, he replied with a reply: “Well, a little white.”
"Congratulations, you got it wrong!" Song Shuhang said with a smile: "The answer is a little white rabbit."
"..." White predecessor to: "Reason?"
"Because ah, one...oh, no, one little white plus one little white is equal to a little white. A little white is a little white to. Right, to is the number in a language in the world now. The thing is called 'English'. To read in Chinese, it is 'rabbit', so the answer is the little white rabbit!"
The white predecessor is holding his chin and thinking about it.
After thinking for a while, he finally understood the smile of this question: "Ha ha ha, a little meaning."
"Hmm, how are you, interesting?" Song Shuhang expected.
"There was a moment when I really had the urge to slap you. Well, this time you are qualified." The white predecessor waved his hand.
Song Shuhang’s consciousness has returned to the real world.
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Upon returning, he found himself lying on the bench, the fish Jiaojiao and Su Shi A-six were sitting not far away, chatting in a low voice about something interesting.
After hearing the sound of the book voyage, Su Shi’s A-16 turned his head: “Book Airlines, you wake up.”
"Well... once again came out of that space." Song Shuhang exclaimed.
"This time, do you want to tell a joke to the predecessor who can't name it?" asked the fish.
Song Shuhang smiled and nodded.
"Then, what did you say to the predecessor, 'Evil Jokes'?" Fish is looking forward to it.
"Jiaojiao, what kind of picture do you fill in the brain?" Song Shuhang sighed: "I didn't talk about 'evil jokes'. At that time, I was in a move and thought of a brain teasing problem. I was confused. Right, now is not It’s time to say these things. Are they white predecessors?"
"The white predecessor seems to have been mysteriously asked by the Confucian disciple. It seems that he should be invited to participate in a major event of Confucianism." Su Shi A-16, said she passed the voice into the secret: "I guess, Confucianism The activities mentioned should be related to the gentleman Jinlian." (To be continued.)