Chapter 1210
What
little fellow said is true.
But…is this something that a little child who is less than one and a half years old can say?
“Oh” Chu Yang clutched his forehead, and fell back with a heartbreak.
Who has ever seen a one-year-old child? Isn’t that one a shit and a pee? If you call your grandma, you have to call it ‘Diao Diao’, and if you call your mother, you have to call it ‘Man Man’…
There is a diaper in the crotch at any time, accidentally, I will pee on you; if I am unhappy, I will pull your pants Go…
At this age, being able to address one’s relatives and elders clearly and fluently without admitting mistakes is already a surprise beyond everyone’s expectations.
But this son of Chu Yang, apparently has traveled 108,000 miles further than this well known stage!
Directly, I can discuss life with Chu Yang, talk about ideals, talk about picking up girls…
Chu Yang thinks it is absolutely feasible.
Even, he felt that in front of this enchanting son, he would discuss the overall situation of the world with him, and talk about the situation of Nine Heavens… It seems absolutely feasible.
Chu Yang has always shocked others, but this time, Minister Chu was dizzy, dizzy, and confused by his one-year-old and two-month-old son whom he met for the first time.
Now, this little fellow is in his arms, being held by himself; and he is calling himself old-fashioned: Old Chu, do you understand?
Chu Yang said tangled: “I don’t understand…how do you tell me to understand? Son, you are only one year and two months old…”
Tie Yang raised her eyebrows. Face: “Old Chu, in this world, there is a kind of person who is called a genius!”
Chu Yang this time is nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
It seems that my son is not a genius.
“Son, what are you, it’s not the rebirth of a certain Old Guy, right?” Chu Yang looked at the boy suddenly, thinking of his rebirth experience, his heart crooked, vigilantly. asked.
“On your head, do you know rebirth?” Tie Yang snort disdainfully: “Old Guy is attached to me, that’s not called rebirth, it’s called body possession! And the new born child is Can’t be snatched; you understand? Once you do that, both souls will vanish in a puff of smoke! You know that?”
Chu Yang scratched his head: “Then what happened to you?”
Tie Yang sighed deeply, and said faintly: “Old Chu, I can only say… This is a very wonderful thing. Well, it’s just that I have been reincarnated by reincarnation, but I am very lucky. The true spirit of my life has not died, and some things have not disappeared, but there is no doubt that I am your son… You can rest assured of this. Otherwise, I would not dare to expose it in front of you like this…”
“Why do you dare to reveal that I am your father?” Chu Yang wondered.
little fellow said deeply: “Old Chu, that’s because you can accept it.”
“What do you call me?” Chu Yang’s eyebrows stood up.
“Old Chu…You can make me call me old, you are already amazing.” The little fellow looked at Chu Yang with a ‘I call you that, you should be honored’, very Approval, very commendable, very recognized.
“Little bastard! Call me Dad!” Minister Chu was called Old Chu three times in a row, and now he has reacted, burst into rage, roaring sputing smoke through the seven orifices; of the law and of natural morality?
Old Chu? Old Chu is your fucking name too!
Is I still honorable?
little fellow contorted his face in dismay: “If you want to scold me and beat me, that’s your power, and I can’t stop your only pleasure in being a father, but you can’t call me little bastard. I’m your son, if I become a little bastard… Then you are…”
“Aren’t I going to beat your ass into eight pieces!” Chu Yang angrily turned his body over and slapped him on his fat tender and soft ass!
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“I don’t say it!” The little thing stopped his mouth very wisely. a wise man knows better than to fight when the odds are against him.
“Do you still dare to call me Old Chu?” Chu Yang’s majestic murderous aura soars, showing the majesty of being a father. But looking at the five red finger prints on the little thing’s butt, I felt a little distressed; I comforted myself in my heart: This little bastard, such a monster, can hold on!
“You are miserable.” Being slapped, of course little fellow didn’t cry, but looked at Chu Yang very much taking pleasure in other people’s misfortune: “Is there a handprint on my butt? When mother comes over, I take off my pants to show her, and then burst into tears… I’m not afraid to inform you, but my tears want to come to come, I can definitely cry hoarse!”
little fellow taking Pleasure in other people’s misfortune looked at Chu Yang: “Let’s see who is uncomfortable when the time comes!”
Chu Yang was in a hurry and immediately retreated: “Ancestor… you are not my son, you are my ancestor .”
Tie Yang’s little face was full of a wicked smile: “And, not only that! If only this is the case, wouldn’t it be cheap for you? You want to build a relationship… I can give it completely. You destroy all opportunities for bright light, even if it is established by your rhetoric, but, with me, I promise, immediately vanished in a puff of smoke!”
“With me, you don’t want to hug The beauty is here! It’s because of you this slap!” the little fellow said bitterly.
“My ancestors…” Chu Yang wanted to cry without tears.
Damn, other people’s children are fathers who want to beat and scold when they want to be beaten, but it’s a good thing for myself, but I actually threaten myself in turn…
There’s more Heavenly?
“Aren’t you surrendering?” the little fellow looked at his father playfully.
“Surrender.” Chu Yang bowed his head down.
“Do you think that your frivolous and unconvincing surrender will remove my slap print?”>
“What on earth do you want to do to let it go?” Chu Yang lowered his voice and asked gnashing teeth.
“Two conditions. As long as you promise me, I will not only listen to you and call me father from now on, but will also be responsible for helping you track down my Old Lady, um, your wife!” little fellow Extending two tender white fingers, dangling in front of Chu Yang.
Looking at the two fingers dangling in front of him, Minister Chu was really in a complicated mood, as if he had knocked over the bottle of the five flavours, sour, sweet, bitter, and spicy hot salty came up at the same time, For a while I actually wanted to cry.
If the brothers knew that they were treated like this by a one-year-old baby… Gu Duxing and Dong Wushang Mo Tianji would only be able to laugh at one internal injury; but Ji Mo Luo Kedi People will definitely die of laughter!
Especially Rui Butong, who can definitely laugh at his own cultivation base soaring! And it went up several times! There is no doubt about that!
“What conditions?” Chu Yang raised a white flag in a dry mood.
Damn, I’ll take care of you later!
I’m an old celery dealer, I can’t hold your little cilantro?
“The first question, is it alright for me to choose my own name?” Tie Yang twitched his lips: “Like now, Tie Yang Tie Yang, it sounds awful, no matter how tall a poplar tree is, no It’s still poplar? It’s just a bunch of chopping wood… My mother’s name is really bad!”
Chu Yang’s slap was a little itchy, and he forcibly controlled his urge to slap it down , swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said, “It can be discussed.”
“Although my mother is to miss you, I can’t joke about my name.” The little fellow stretched out comfortably. Stretching his legs, the calf that was fat like a lotus root into several knots stretched out tender and soft, and tapped Chu Yang’s chin with his big toe: “Name is very important, it is related to the future of life, it is better to be domineering. “
“Do you want to be domineering?” Chu Yang said stunned: “How about your name Chu Batian?”
“Vulgar! Evil! Vulgar is unbearable!” little fellow was furious : “Then why don’t you call Chu Chitian? What is Batian? I eat it all the time.”
“Then you can call Chu Chitian!” Chu Yang decided.
“No way…” little fellow was completely speechless: “Climbing down the pole is not the way you climb…”
“That’s it!” Chu Yang is beyond doubt “My little name is Goudan!”
“I protest!” the little fellow kicked his legs.
“The protest is ineffective!” Chu Yang coldly snorted.
little fellow rolled his eyes: “But my mother’s name is Tie Butian…I can’t be serious with her…Besides, she’s Butian, I’m going to eat shit…It’s a sin of unfilial piety. “
“Then you’re called Chu Chide.” Chu Yang had a plan. Little bastard, you still know the crime of unfilial piety: “Chu eat shit is the most domineering! There is absolutely no duplicate name!”
“wū wū…” little fellow really wanted to cry.
“Then what do you want to be called?” Chu Yang asked humbly.
“I like to be crazy, so I’m called Chu Kuang?” The little fellow obviously found that the guy in front of him was very difficult to deal with, and adopted a negotiating tone.
“Chu Kuang…” Chu Yang said: “It’s a little less charming.”
“Chu Kuangtu?” ?”
Chu Yang fainted.
What kind of messed up names are these?
How did this guy come up with it?
“That’s all, choose one of the two.” The little fellow compared and said, “Well, my name is Chu Kuangren. As for the name change, you’ve dealt with my mother, you After your wife, you go and tell her, say it’s what you think, you must decide.”
efficiently, a decision has been made!
I just said one of the two choices, but now I don’t even have the chance to choose one of the two.
Chu Yang, the father-in-law staring, was even deprived of the right to participate.
This moment’s suffocation is really not trivial; hu hu’s straight panting: “I fuck your mother…you little bastard…I can’t bear it!”
little fellow coldly snorted, he tilted his head in disdain: “If you don’t, then…you don’t have me.”
Chu Yang was instantly dizzy with anger, and spoke without careful diction angrily: “You know shit! I was fucked at that time…”
“I was fucked?” The little fellow looked at his father in astonishment, suddenly opened his mouth and laughed heartily.
God knows, a one-year-old baby, with a very collapsed expression, a stunned look, and a very bold and unrestrained wow laughed heartily…what kind of scene is this.
Chu Yang’s face has black lines.
I hurriedly changed the topic: “Why do you have to be called Chu Kuangren?”
little fellow took a deep breath, in a very deep and pretty bastard tone, leisurely said : “I am Chu Kuangren, Feng Ge laughs at Confucius. Holding a green jade staff, I bid farewell to the Yellow Crane Building…”
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