Chapter 204
So far, on the skill of bickering, whether it is heads-up or group, Zhang Zi An has not lost, but since encountering this gray parrot, it has been defeated repeatedly, it always pulls him down to its horizontal line. And then beat him with a wealth of experience.
Although it was smothered with it on the surface, Zhang Zi An’s heart was very shocked.
Perhaps in the eyes of ordinary people, Richard is a swearing bird, and all kinds of scorpions are endless. However, if you open the fog and look at the essence through the phenomenon, you will find something unavoidable – Whether it is “Jeff Richardson” or “When Wohe Day”, they are essentially not a slap in the face, but a “harmonic rhetoric” and “a pun.”
On the daunting peak of linguistics, homophonic and puns have always been the cliffs at the top and the most difficult to overcome. They are proof of learning to enter the classroom in any language other than the mother tongue. Harmony and puns are available in any language. However, Chinese homophonic and puns are the most difficult. Countless foreigners who have studied Chinese for many years have come to China after coming to China. They are all in addition to complex and diverse accents. Another big reason is homophonic and pun.
This bird can use Chinese homophonic rhetoric and puns to get immersive, Fina can’t understand, Old Time Tea can’t understand, Xinghai can’t understand, maybe even many Chinese people can’t understand… This shows that true It is not a matter of “the world has not heard the birds, because they do not understand what they mean”, it will appear in the Chinese department and mock Chinese instructors is not accidental.
As for the many languages that Zhang Zi An can’t understand at all, it is terrible if it is as good and skillful as Chinese.
Richard solved the thirst problem and put forward a new request: “Let’s eat something, why don’t you get the peanuts out of the seeds? Have you so entertained the guests?”
“Resist, no seeds or peanuts, millet and dry corn, do you eat or not?” Zhang Zi An said.
Richard was disappointed at once. “It’s too shabby? Vegetables and fruits?”
“There are apples.”
“Oh!” It lamented. “Forget it, make it easy to eat. It is better than hungry.”
Zhang Zi An went upstairs and pulled out the millet and dry corn from the kitchen. It was the rest of the parents used to, and then took an apple and went downstairs and placed it in front of it.
It can’t wait to start eating millet and dry corn, and said: “Troublely wash the apples, what if there are pesticide residues? The body of this uncle is very delicate! After washing, cut into small pieces. How does this make this uncle eat?”
Nima is really a lot!
Zhang Zi An had to wash the apples again. After washing, cut into small pieces of moon buds with a fruit knife and put them on the plate.
“Well, this is almost the same.”
It is eating, and there are two people outside.
“Master! We are today…” Wang Qian and Li Kun walked into the store and saw the eye-catching gray parrot at a glance.
“Leck! A big parrot!” Li Kun exclaimed. “I have only seen a neighbor in the neighbors who have raised budgies. How many of them are there! Master, what is this parrot?”
“African Grey Parrot,” says Zhang Zi An. “It’s a large parrot.”
Wang Qian is also close to watching. “This parrot should be quite expensive? Master, can it speak?”
Richard swallowed a small piece of apple, looked up at them and said, “Kiyou?”
“Not a friend! A friend!” Wang Qian and Li Kun answered at the same time.
Their sweat has come out, how does the master respect this training bird? I have never seen a parrot say “the friend of the base”.
Zhang Zi An asked: “So early today? Is there something?”
“We didn’t have classes today, passing by, so come in and see.” Wang Qian replied, his eyes still staring at the gray parrot.
Zhang Zi An said: “I have something to go out today. You don’t have to come over to help. Go directly to Sun Xiaomeng and help her with cleaning.”
“Well, let’s go first.” Li Kun pulled Wang Qian and they left the store together.
About twenty meters away from the store, Wang Qian asked with a bit of wonder: “What? It’s rare to see such a rare parrot, why not look at it?”
Li Kun signaled him a little noise and lowered his voice and said, “You didn’t pay attention to the parrot?”
“Strange?” Wang Qian is not as careful as Li Kun, and can’t think of anything strange.
Li Kun grinned and complained: “What have you been watching?”
“Look at the parrot!” Wang Qian was more confused.
“Then you didn’t look at its eyes?” Li Kun hinted.
“Eyes?” Wang Qian thought for a moment. “I only pay attention to its feathers. It is quite fun to see it.”
Li Kun sighed: “Master, the eyes are the window of the soul! Next time you see something, you must look at your eyes first!”
“I said you don’t play riddles. I admit that it is not as smart as you are. Just say, what happened to the parrot’s eyes?” Wang Qian curiously asked.
Li Kun glanced back and said, “The eyes… I always feel like the eyes…”
Wang Qian didn’t think so. “You are a nonsense! Although I didn’t look at it carefully, I can still distinguish it clearly.”
“No, no, I don’t mean that its bird’s eyes are like human eyes, but rather…” Li Kun considered the wording, “it is that there are spiritualities in those eyes, which are human-specific spirituality. As if it lived in a human soul… When it looked at me, I was like being glanced at.”
“You can pull it down!” Wang Qian smiled.
Li Kun solemnly said: “I mean it! I guess, that bird is not a bird, it is probably a demon bird, and it is subdued by the teacher. In short, let’s try not to pull it with it. Relationship, just pretend to turn a blind eye.”
Of them, Li Kun has always been responsible for his ideas. Although Wang Qian did not fully believe it, the tacit understanding over the years has left him with God.
Today, they didn’t have classes, just as Wang Qian’s sister and brother-in-law were moving, so he took Li Kun to help, and then went to the vet clinic to clean after going home. After they left the university, they strolled all the way to the pet shop and now they are going to the bus station.
When they walked to the bus stop, they came over to someone.
“Two, how are you.”
Come and say hello.
Wang Qian and Li Kun stopped and looked at each other in confusion, knowing from the eye contact that the other party did not know the stranger.
When I came in my thirties, wearing a cheap suit and no tie, it looked unappealing. It was the kind that would be drowned in the crowd.
Li Kun waved his hand and refused. “I’m sorry, no need.”
“How?” The person came first, and then smiled: “What is it?”
“You are not sending out flyers to recruit members for some strange groups? Let me tell you, we don’t join.” Li Kun is vigilant.
“Misunderstanding! It is a misunderstanding!” The man smiled and explained, “I am the owner of a pet shop, my name is Huang Mingxi.”
The owner of the pet shop?
Wang Qian and Li Kun are even more confused. They only know Zhang Zi An, a pet shop.
“So what are you looking for?” Wang Qian asked bluntly.
Huang Mingxi looked around and said, “Would you like to find a place to sit down and talk? I treat you.”
“No, we still have things.” Wang Qian refused. “If you have anything, just say it here.”
“Well, if that is the case…” Huang Mingzhu indulged for a moment, “I will just say it. Are you working in a strange pet shop?”
“It’s a cultivation.” Li Kun corrected, and Wang Qian agreed.
“Repair…Imperial Immortal?” Huang Mingxi was another glimpse, and then self-righteously smiled: “The two are really humorous.”
Wang Qian looked at the time. The old sister and brother-in-law waited for them to move in the past. They didn’t have time to chat with this suspicious person here. “If it’s okay, let’s go first…”
“Please wait a moment.” Huang Mingzhen cleared his throat. “Actually, I want to ask two younger brothers, are you interested in working in my store? No matter how much the store manager gives you, I have doubled here. ”
Working?
Wang Qian and Li Kun decisively refused: “Sorry, we don’t have time.”
After that, they wanted to make a detour, but they were stopped by Huang Mingqi.
“It doesn’t matter if you don’t have time.” Huang Mingyu smiled and said the real intention. “I know that the two have been working in a singular pet shop. Everyone knows the cat stunt of the pet shop. As long as the two will The manager’s secret to taming the cat, I will buy it at a high price!”
Wang Qian and Li Kun finally understood his true intentions. After a moment of silence, he suddenly burst into laughter!
Huang Mingxi was laughed and looked at them with incomprehension. He repeatedly repeated his words just now, secretly wondering where it made them laugh.
“Two, you are this…”
Wang Qian smiled and helped the gang. He walked over and patted Huang Ming’s shoulder. He said with a strong heart: “Dude, I advise you not to daydream. We will not betray the Master, nor will we do anything for you.” Secrets – words are all here, will come again.”
“Wait! You don’t know my bid at all? At least how much I am paying?” Unexpected progress made Huang Ming panic, he tried to retain them, “If you are too low…”
Wang Qian didn’t take care of him any more, and he went to the bus station.
Li Kun walked behind and patted Huang Ming’s shoulder. “Dude, how simple do you think about the cultivation of immortals? We didn’t learn the fairy magic spells of the masters, even if we learned, we won’t tell you. Standing in the monks. In terms of position, warn you not to play the teacher’s idea, otherwise you can’t eat and walk. Just like this, goodbye!”
They left without a trace of nostalgia, leaving only Huang Mingwei stupidly standing in place.
Are these two people sick or what? Is it true that some people regard money as dirt? He wondered.