Chapter 755
Chapter 753 XL
After living in so many days of hotels and villas, Zhang Zi An feels that he is still comfortable at home, and that kind of familiarity is no matter how luxurious the decoration can not provide.
In the morning, due to the jet lag, he got up later than usual, and went to the bathroom when he got up.
There is a partition in the restroom of his house. The toilet and washing machine are separated from the shower, the bathtub and the sink, so that they can be separated from the wet and dry, and they can also take a bath and go to the toilet at the same time. Fortunately, otherwise, he really did not dare to put the mermaid in the bathtub of his room, it is estimated that she will be shouted by her…
This is the case, he is also very nervous when urinating, only to pee in a long time, and try to control the “rhythm”, so as not to hear the sound of screaming, she is too embarrassed.
After urinating, I went to the next door to wash. He found that he thought more. Shihua seemed to sink to the bottom when he slept. He probably couldn’t hear the sound of his going to the bathroom.
She didn’t wake up at this time, she slept very hard, her hands folded over her abdomen, and the seaweed-like dark green hair was floating on her head and chest. Her mouth occasionally spewed out one or two small bubbles and surfaced. , bursting into the ground.
If you ignore the light blue fish tail of the lower body, if someone else sees this scene, it is estimated that he will kill the corpse?
When washing his hands, he secretly complained that Old Time Tea had a problem for him. He felt that the mermaid was not necessary to wear clothes, because her long-sighted hair always covered her chest very tightly, and then she wore some clothes. More than one thing…
But since Old Time Tea has spoken, he can only help her buy a swimsuit.
Of course, the ordinary one-piece swimsuit is not good. She has no legs and can’t wear it. She can only buy split swimsuits.
As a pure man without a girlfriend, Zhang Zi An must not go to the mall to buy a women’s swimsuit, it will be treated as a pervert, and the acquaintance of the sisters to buy a swimsuit for him, it seems not very good, it seems a bit embarrassing Fortunately, there is a versatile Taobao, not to mention the swimsuit, even the aircraft carrier and 20 can be bought from above.
Last night, he took a mobile phone to let her choose her favorite swimsuit. She quickly selected a light blue bikini, which is almost the same color as her fishtail. Of course, the seller’s picture is not color difference.
He didn’t know her measurements. She didn’t know how to choose the yard number for her. She didn’t know it. Fortunately, the intimate seller’s customer service told him that he could choose through weight. However, he didn’t know her weight, so he thought about it. Method.
According to Archimedes’ law, the weight of the water overflowing through the bathtub roughly deduces her buoyancy in the water, and because she is basically in a suspended state in the bathtub, she can further estimate her weight… This is of course nonsense. He threw a tape measure for her and let her measure her bust.
After that, it was more entangled. He obviously only wanted to buy the upper body of the bikini, but the customer insisted that he could buy a full set, could not open the sale, and said that he had never heard of someone buying only half of the set…
However, the problem is that the mermaid only needs to wear a half body. What is the use of the bottom swimming trunks that he brought? Collection?
After half a day of skinning, he still reluctantly lost to the customer service, and paid the entire set of bikinis, feeling XVIIX lost!
Oh!
When he brushed his teeth in the mirror, she showed her head from the bathtub and wiped the water on her face. She said eagerly: “A-Jian, I want to watch TV! Just a Korean drama just saw half of it. I also want to know what the ending is!”
Zhang Zi An spit out the foam in his mouth. “Get up in the morning and say good morning, or good morning. In addition, what is your inexplicable lengthening sound?”
“I accidentally bite my tongue!” she said, pouting.
The other elves also woke up one after another.
Xinghai jumped out of the crib and passed by the bathroom. When Zhang Zi An stood inside, she lifted a front paw and said, “Hey, good morning, good son.”
“Good morning, Xinghai.”
“Zi An, do you want to play hide and seek?” Xing Hai asked with a sigh.
“A little later, there are more things today.” Zhang Zi An wiped his mouth with a towel.
“Hey Ok.” Xinghai happily opened the bedroom door with his front paws and went downstairs to play with Wendy and Midea.
Zhang Zi An said to her: “Look at the stars, wake up every morning. The first thing is good morning, you should learn something.”
“But I am not a cat, not suitable for selling Meng!” she said.
Richard got out of the small blanket next to the pillow and threw his wings and shouted: “Oh! That’s right! You are good for stupid!”
“I don’t care! I don’t care! I want to watch TV! I want to watch Korean drama!” She licked her hair like a rattle, and the bathroom was full of water.
“I don’t have a TV here. You see that I haven’t watched TV.” Zhang Zi An perfunctory.
“You lied!” She squinted and snorted and said: “Last night I heard the sound of TV coming downstairs! Don’t think I don’t know anything!”
“Cough! It’s old watching TV.” Old Time Tea also woke up, stretched his muscles and buckled himself.
“I don’t care! I have to watch! I want to watch TV! I want to watch TV!” She shouted and watched TV anyway.
Old Time Tea said: “Shihua, the old man is a few years older than you came here. I haven’t touched TV before, but after watching this time, I think I still have some understanding of TV. of.”
Shihua frowned, and some couldn’t understand Old Time Tea.
Old Time Tea continued: “The TV thing is not suitable for children who are too young, because many of the contents of the TV are still open to question, and may lead the children whose world view is not stereotyped to the wrong direction. Judging adults watching.”
“But I am also an adult,” she said, pointing herself. “Swimwear should wear XL!”
Zhang Zi An: “…”
Old Time Tea smiled and said: “Oh, whether it is an adult, it is not determined by the body, but by the mind. According to the old saying, Shihua you are too small to watch TV.”
Shihua just took a breath and was about to attack. Old Time Tea said in a tone and said: “Of course, if you usually perform well, you won’t be able to see it in a few days.”
Obviously, Old Time Tea grew up with the little mischievous egg, and knows how to marry a child. It is nothing more than a slap to give a sweet date…
Shihua really counted, and both hands licked the bathtub and asked: “So, how do you behave very well?”
“You might start with Good Morning,” Old Time Tea laughed.
She grinned, even though she was reluctant, but the attraction of TV was too big, or whispered: “Early… Good morning.”
(End of this chapter)