Chapter 845
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"Do you really turn your face with me?" Chen Ang looked around, but she was in a grove of forests, where she was already at a very high place, looking at the thousand peaks like a halberd, Wan Ye opened the screen, left and right. It was four o'clock Jiamu and Qizhizhicao, not the same as ordinary, and he understood that the Lord God had interfered with the process of his return, and I didn't know which world he was exiled to.
Chen Ang's various layouts in the main **** space finally touched the cleaning mechanism of the main **** space. The main **** took him helplessly. Only when he returned, he tried to find a way to sweep him out. The world can be used by the main **** to exile him. The extremely dangerous world may even have the Lord God eaten.
Chen Ang glanced deeper into the microscopic origins of this world, only to discover that this world has no atomic molecules and is created by one breath. The vitality created the world, and the breath becomes the world, which is the most orthodox view of the immortal world.
He felt that he was out of step with this world and smiled slightly, but after a turn, he recovered Tianhe's mana and changed into a Taoist dress.
At this moment, a song came from the front: "Watching chess badly, limping tinkering, Yunbian Taniguchi. Xing Xing. Selling salary and wine, laughing with self-confidence. Cang Jing Qiu Gao, the moon pillow pine roots, a dawn ..." Chen Ang said suddenly: "It turned out to be a world opened by halal people ... The Lord God really was sinister and wanted to remove me by the halal hand ... Unfortunately, there is no way to do nothing. If the law is not forbidden, it will not be corrected! Where can I embarrass me? It's probably just fun! "
Among the three Qings, Taiqing did nothing, and the world he opened up did not have such a strict causal law as the Shushan world. The patriarch Chen Taiqing was also the sage of the patriarch, and Chen Ang might be more convenient here.
Singing the song again, Chen Ang saw a headband with a headband, wearing a cloth, and holding a steel axe quietly turned around, halfway down the mountain was suddenly intercepted by a cricket, one person and one monkey said there Endlessly, Chen Ang slightly felt that the world opened by the halal man, and Shinto was above humanity, which really did not fit his mind.
This world ’s Shinto predominates humanity, and smelting, farming, and customs all have gods intervening. I ’m afraid that it has long deviated from the path of humane development. Only in the spring and autumn will the mountain coward use a steel axe. God interferes everywhere. The world of the world cannot be judged by the common sense of the world where humanitarianism flourishes, for fear of the rise and fall of the dynasties, and the humanitarian structure will be affected by Shinto.
In front of the coward, he walked up the mountain for a long time, and then he saw a star crest on the waist of the mountain. A Taoist priest with a crown like a jade stood there, but he looked out of the mountain, and the clouds were tumbling. , At the feet of Taoist priests, suddenly drifted away, and quickly went up to ask: "Old god! Old god! Disciples start ..."
Chen Ang looked at him with a smile and shook his head: "You shit, why are you called a **** when everyone is here? Do you think I didn't hear it when you asked the coward below?"
At this time, Xun still had no name, only a mixed number, called the Monkey King, it learned to say: "Old god, if you hear it, then let me explain, I am Donghai Aolai came to visit Disciple of Tao, I heard that the brother-in-law just said that this is Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai. There is a master of the bodhisattva in the mountain, a mature old deity. I should learn from the old deity how to be immortal? "
"I'm not a master of Bodhidhi!" Chen Ang shook his head. "But I have also heard of his name. He has a cave house on the mountain, called Xingyue Sanxingdong. I have a name that is related to a cult in the West. He has always been displeased, so he was not very communicative. He only heard that he sat down with many disciples, and taught him to ask Xian Fuyu, and ask Bu Yi, tonics and yin, to reconcile women's milk. "
"How do you get into the real world with this kind of pseudo-practices?" Chen Ang looked at the uncle, shook his head and said, "Isn't this uncle you willing to learn to eat human milk and use yin and yang ... I heard, ape Sexual promiscuity and the like, often become monsters of the climate, go everywhere to plunder the good-colored women, some are called Shen Chungong, some are called Saburo, and the generations of Zhou Jia and Bo Fu are lascivious and brave The big male monkeys call themselves the Great Heavenly Saint, the Qi Tianda Saints, and the female monkeys call the old mother Laoshan ... do you want to learn them? "
That shouted: "Dare, dare ... the disciple is a serious practice, dare not have these clutter."
"Then what do you want to learn?" Chen Ang asked positively.
He bowed his head and worshiped, saying: "The child is a stone monkey in the mountains. He spends his days playing and eating flowers and fruits, but he is not at ease. After a long time, I saw the old monkey in the mountain die. There was indeed a great horror, and the heart of eternal life was sought. He came all the way from the proud country, only for eternal life, and asked the old gods for guidance. "
"The technique of longevity!" Chen Ang said with emotion: "The highest quality eats fruit, the middle is the official, the lowest quality is to seek the way, you come here ... Yuanmu seeking fish, Yuanmu seeking fish!"
I heard that Changsheng has three levels: upper, middle, and lower. He has been struggling for more than ten years. He is just like a flower in a moonlight in the water. When he asks, he is overjoyed. He asks, "Begging for release!"
Chen Ang said: "Go west to Wanzhuang Mountain Wuzhuang View. There is a Taoist master in Yuanren Town. His family planted a ginseng fruit tree. If anyone deserves that fruit and smells it, he will live 360 years; if he eats one, he will live 47,000 years. On that day, there were 3,600 Peach Trees in the Queen Mother's Pond, with 1,200 trees in front. The flowers and fruits were tiny and matured in 3000 years. There are 1,200 plants in the middle, and they are ripe once in 6,000 years. People eat Xia Ju, and they are immortal. In the back, there are 1,200 plants, purple grains and fine nuclei, and they are ripe in 9,000 years. Yuetong is the same. "
"There is also Zhimaxian grass on earth, Shouwu ginseng, all of which can prolong life and eat good things that become immortals."
After listening to my heart, I was so distracted that I could n’t help myself. I was so fond of eating peaches and smelling such good things. I could n’t bear it and asked: “The teacher taught me how to eat that peach?”
"That's it!" Chen Ang hesitated: "Ordinary people ... can't eat, can't eat! You have to wait for the celestial banquet, the Queen Mother Yudi invites the nine heavens and ten heavens, when the Taoist Church is opened. It ’s not something that ordinary people can eat ... Only gods can eat ... So I said that after being a middle-ranking official, after logging in to Xianji, not only can Xiaju rise and live forever, but also participate in the feast of peach blossoms. Eat a peach ... what else can you learn? Life and heaven are now. "
That tadpole was a little confused, and it pointed to his finger and said, "Is a **** to eat a tamarind? But is n’t a **** immortal? I want to eat a taipei, I have to be a sage, but I become a sage, what kind of tamarind is it? Those immortals are immortal one by one, they eat peaches ... the old immortals ... you've confused me! "
"What's so confusing?" Chen Ang calculated to him: "It's like a mortal ... To be an official, first of all, there must be an official recommendation. If there is an official recommendation, he is already an official! This is the embarrassment, you guys. People who can't touch the officials ... "
"The fairy doesn't need to eat peach, he needs to eat peach, he can't eat it!"
The uncle was furious, and he cursed, "Good **** gods, they are all immortal! What other peaches are they robbing us ... Old gods, where does the Wuzhuang Temple go?"
"Where are you going?" Chen Ang asked, "but want to ask for a ginseng fruit to eat?"
The nag nodded and said, "This day is high, Yaochi is high. I do n’t have the ability to go. I still have a closer look at Wuzhuang. If the town is far away, I would ask him for a ginseng fruit to eat. Just like the fairies ... I'll steal one and come back. If you can steal two, you can divide half of your elderly. "
Chen Ang smiled, "You know how good Zhenyuan Zi is, and you want to steal someone's ginseng fruit to eat?"
"I'll tell you how to be an official!" Chen Ang said: "Three disasters and nine difficulties, not to mention him, this is where heaven and earth come to kill you. Just talking about going to Lingtian in Tianting, there will be countless calamities. There are thousands of robbers, thousands of robbers, and hundreds of millions of robbers. If you want to be the emperor of the jade emperor! Then it will be immeasurable robbers, swords and axes, and thunder and fire will be as hard as heaven! "
She was so frightened that she swallowed her breath and asked in shock: "Did all the gods in the court that day be so cultivated? Such suffering, how can there be so many gods?"
"No!" Chen Ang laughed. "How miserable, how can anyone be immortal?"
“Of course it ’s buying officials and selling officials, slap horses, slap on horses, and bring them with friends and relatives, or wait for gods to admire you, and help you to be a god, as well as human beings. If you are fortunate to be able to serve a fairy, and if you stretch out your hand, you will be a fairy! "
"And there is killing and setting fire, self-made demon www.wuxiaspot.com training the demon soldiers, patrol the mountain, and gather in the mountains and forests, waiting for the gods on that day to recruit you! In order to calm the situation, they give you a big sesame seed. Xiaoguan, you will become an immortal and become a Buddha. Become an official! "
Looking at the stunned monkey, Chen Ang shook his head and said, "You can't do this. Even if you are fortunate enough to be a god, you are offending your colleagues, framed, or violated the rule of heaven, and cut off from the fairy stage, or go to earth. Let ’s talk about it for decades! I think you have more than 300 years of Yangshou, and most of them. First go to earth to be an official for 100 years, and take care of the heavenly gods in various dojos in the world, and look for opportunities! "
The monkey's three souls walked away two times, and the six souls dispersed three. He heard Chen Ang talk to him about the official court scriptures of the heavenly court. Unconsciously, he followed him to the mountain and saw a cave house far away. , A stone tablet in the left hand wrote: Lingtai Fangcunshan, Xieyue Sanxingdong!
The monkey knew that the place had arrived but was not very happy.
It saw a boy standing at the gate of Dongfu, but he didn't rush to it. He just grabbed Chen Ang's clothes and asked, "This boy is a heroic figure, accompanied by the gods, may he become a fairy?"
Chen Angzheng looked at the past, calculated the past and present life of the boy, saw his internal organs and shook his head, and shook his head: "The vulgar bones are not shed, but in the future, they are just some capable priests, and they can't become immortals!"
The nag rushed to ask, "It's disturbing the fairy child!"
The boy said positively: "Are you the one who came to visit? Why did you let me wait for you so long? Come in with me to see the ancestor!"
False accusation: "I'm here to learn the art of immortality ... Dare to ask a fairy child, can you become a fairy?"
"What nonsense are you talking about ... my ancestor's magic power is greater than that of immortals, but you who want to become immortal when you visit Taoism and practice? The magic power is easy to obtain, and the fruit is hard to find ... Can you still come in?"
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