Chapter 22
(First update today)
Chapter 20 [Goblin Noble? 】
I have no reason to say anything about this and this kind of soil.
Xiaxia ignored the grievances of the poor worm. Since the negotiation failed, he directly chose the most straightforward solution: violence!
A human philosopher once said: Violence cannot solve all problems.
Fortunately, the old guy also mentioned this when educating Xia, but the old guy's evaluation is very different:
"The guy who said this sentence must be the kind of fool who is hungry and hungry! Violence can't solve all problems, but it can solve most of them! If someone can't get through with you, then at this time, talk about philosophy with the other party in order to serve you morally. People, it ’s just taking off their pants and farting. In the case of me, I rushed straight up with a few big mouths and begged him to look for teeth, so that when he saw you, his legs would tremble and incontinence-this stupid thing is like that Such a fool who laments 'money is not everything'!
Boy, you remember, if someone tells you ‘money is not everything’, then this kind of person must be the kind of poor and fool who likes to pretend. If someone tells you that “violence cannot solve the problem”, then this guy must be often bullied by violence and full of sour stomach. "
Obviously, the old guy's education of Charlie was successful at this point. So after Xia Ya negotiated, he rushed up with an axe.
The goblins are still arguing fiercely, their opinions are not unified, they are still arguing a key issue: who goes up to play forward first.
Stuck in the goblin tradition, forward means cannon fodder. Their motto is: fight at the end, grab the loot at the front.
This one is also the reason why despite the large number of goblins, in the wildfire, whether it is facing dwarves or humans, it has repeatedly failed in regular operations.
So when Xia actually rushed up with an axe, the first reaction of these goblins was stupid.
It wasn't until Xia rushed to the front and kicked her head on the head of a goblin head that she drew the big, carrot-like nose into her head. Then the other goblins took "Okeo "K" screamed.
Xia yelled with excitement, the tomahawk turned into countless cold lights, horizontal splitting, vertical splitting, diagonal splitting, splitting, splitting ... After the four-stroke "split firewood style" was finished, the few goblins who were beside him were no longer able to stand. Already. The remaining goblins also retaliated after panic. These guys shouted and countered with a short spear and a broken knife in their hands, but Charya held up the big shield in one hand and hid half of her body behind the shield.
That shield was taken from the giant Han Niguer in the fourth show of the King City. The shield was more than one meter high. Faced with this shield, the goblins were helpless: they are too short, this shield is standing on In front of them, it was like a wall. If the goblins wanted to attack Xia, they had to ridiculously jump, and then passed their shields to attack Xia. Otherwise, you can only spread your legs and run around-you can be short, but you are really not good at running.
As a result, a ridiculous scene appeared in the scuffle: Xia was tall, standing like a flock of chickens, holding an axe and a shield, and a gang of goblins screamed around him.
At the beginning, Xia had the absolute upper hand. He drained a dozen goblins in one breath, and then these guys began to learn to be cunning. A few goblins discovered Char's weakness: when he raised his shield, his feet were exposed.
Then, the goblins began to roll on the ground, while rolling around, trying to stab Charya's foot with a weapon.
Suddenly the scene changed suddenly, and Charya was standing there bouncing a lot, and a group of goblins rolled around on the ground.
怜 Poor worm has completely watched in the distance ...
鳖 This soil 鳖 is really a treasure: it is obviously a battle between life and death, but he almost made a laugh and broke his belly.
But the poor worm can't laugh anymore soon. The goblins also have smart brains. They watched their companions besiege this mighty human warrior, but they saw a poor worm next to them. Although the height of the poor worm was also very scary, at least the poor worm didn't look like this guy with an axe So burly, and ... the poor worm didn't have the kind of shield that the goblins had exhausted.
A few goblin waved the knife and surrounded the poor worm.
Xia Xia is struggling to perform tap dance. He has fainted several goblins, but he has also been chopped several times on his calf. A goblin has almost cut off half of his feet. He was jumping for joy, and heard the horrible scream of the poor worm. When he looked back, he saw the poor worm surrounded by several goblins.
What a joke, but I'm going to use the bait for the dragon!
Xia Ya stared at the cow and screamed—well, in a more elegant word: Xia Ya's eyes were like electricity, and a long howl. Then he threw the axe in his hand.
The tomahawk stroked a cold light in the air, and with a bang, it rushed to the front of the poor worm in front of the poor goblin with a weapon and armor split in half!
The turquoise green blood sprayed on the poor worm's body, this guy was so useless that he screamed and passed out.
Charya had no weapons, and held the shield to fly several goblins with his own brute force. His strength was not small. All the goblins hit by him had broken bones. Then he rushed back and pulled out. A fire fork stuck in the waist, a fork pierced a goblin's buttock, tossed the goblin all over, then blocked a knife cut next to it, the shield struck it, and sprayed blood on the goblin's mouth .
When Charlie ran back to the poor worm, and pulled up her axe again on the guy who was split in half, the goblins finally ran out of courage, they shouted "Ok Ook", Turn around and start running away.
Xia Xia did not chase those who fled, but took a bundle of rope from the bag and threw it to the wanderer who was first captured by him. He pointed to the goblin warriors who had been knocked down by himself and made a few gestures.
The wanderer was completely frightened, and it wasn't until Xia Ya gave him a follower that he woke up and quickly jumped to work with a rope. This wanderer apparently inherited the fine tradition of goblins: he loved bullying.
Although its own experience has been miserable, it is obviously very happy to see these goblin warriors worse than it, binding those guys tight and hard, and many of them lie on the ground with broken blood and broken bones. Goblin warrior also suffered a lot of black feet from it.
Xia pulled the poor worm up, slapped her two slaps **** her face, awakened the poor worm, and said angrily, "I know you're useless! But I think you as a human being can at least defeat A goblin, but do you have any other skills besides screaming? "
Poor worm blushed ... I don't know if I was ashamed or because of the slap in the face of Xia, covering her face and crying.
Xia Xia ignored her and glanced back at the Wanderer Goblin. He found that this guy was constantly punching black wounded bullies to those injured Goblin warriors. All those who had not lost their breath were tied as if they were New Year gifts. Charlie was not polite, pointing to the Wanderer Goblin and to the rope on the ground next to her.
The guy was hesitated, hesitated, but saw the anger on Charya's face, and quickly shrank his head, picked up the rope, and actively tied himself up.
With a little effort, he threw the captives side by side, and Xia kicked the first captive: "Will you speak human words?"
He called the goblin Oak Oak a few times, and Xia lifted it directly, and kicked him on his ass. Then he walked to the second goblin: "Can you speak human?"
地 The goblin glanced at Xia poorly, then shook his head blankly.
Xia Xia was also polite and lifted it up, kicking him on his ass.
The third goblin saw Xia coming to him, and before Xia asked, he screamed, and turned around to raise his **** toward Xia.
She Charya was so annoyed that she slaps this understanding goblin into a slap, angrily, "Isn't there one who can speak human words ?!"
He asked twice, and finally got an answer.
最早 The earliest homeless goblin flinched and stretched his head: "Ok, I, human, say. The strongest person, don't kick."
Xia Xia was a little surprised. She stood in front of the wanderer, and curiously looked at this guy for a while: "I, Xia, human, powerful! How about you?"
The wanderer stared at Sia with a pair of green bean-like eyes. "I, Oaks, Goblin, free."
She Charya glanced at it and shook her head: "You, Oaks, Goblin, Soso, Mine!" (Soso: Loot, Captive.)
眼 This guy named Oaks had complicated eyes, and after struggling a bit, he boldly said, "No, I, Oaks, Goblin, free."
Xia Xia raised her hand to fight eagerly: "You, Soso, Mine!"
"I, UU reads www.uukanshu.com Goblin, free." Oaks was obviously terrified, but still argued. Seeing that Xia was going to be angry, this guy quickly retracted his head and looked at Xia in fear: "I, Oaks, Goblin, Nobleman! Soso, no!"
Goblin Noble?
Shexia was a little surprised. This guy is obviously a goblin wanderer.
"You, nobleman, goblin?"
There was a hint of resentment in this Oaks's obvious eyes, and he muttered, "I, Oaks, nobleman, goblin lord ..."
Goblin Lord?
Charlie was also a little surprised, but this Oaks did not finish.
The second part of it is: "... Goblin Lord ... Prince."
Xia Xia was dumbfounded, and even the poor worm covering her face was dumbfounded.
The goblin lord ... princess? !!
Is this Oaks a mother? !! !!
"You? Goblin? Princess?" Xia eyes widened: "You, goblin, woman?"
Oaks immediately expressed an angry expression: "I, goblin, man !!"
Sheiah understood, and suddenly realized: "Gnomes, lords, women? So, princess, men?"
Oaks was ashamed and gritted his teeth: "Lord, man! Princess, man, too! So ... escape!"
"........."
Charlie collapsed ... Poor worm collapsed ...
------Dividing line------
^ _ ^, I ca n’t hang it hum
Now, is anyone still willing to apply for a guest appearance on that goblin lord? (Evil laugh )
Hold out your tickets Smash it, smash me
Ok Ok Ok
`
``