39. The scumbag movie king from August 18th (6) Second update
[Survival in the Wild] has been on the topic list just on the first day. It comes with comparison pictures and netizens create their own subtitles.
Two pictures, the first one shows the singer team wrapped in blankets, shivering together, the singer's expression is full of confidence, "Don't be afraid, the actor team must be worse than us!"
In the second picture, Wei Mingyan and Song Qi are also surrounded by blankets. Stormy is snuggling up in his own little blanket, relying on the two of them. In the warm firelight, the two surrounded by blankets are smiling. Eat grilled fish and feel relaxed.
There are also videos edited by netizens Pipi Xia. First, the movie king team’s heartwarming grilled fish, BGM: Today is a good day.
After singing happily for a long time, the scene changed and we arrived at the singing team. Several people gathered together and shivered.
[Snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is blowingthe world is vast]
This strong contrast makes the audience laugh out loud. The key is because the distance between the two teams is relatively far. The God of Songs team insists that the Best Actor team is as miserable as them, or even worse.
On the second day, the singing team finally got out of the blanket pitifully. Since there was no fire or tent, the three of them had to huddle together and barely survive the night.
When they got up in the morning, the three of them were high-spirited and ready to start their journey of survival. Before leaving, the martial arts brother proposed: "Brother, please sing a song that fits our current mood!"
The audience looked at the martial artist's confident look and knew he was ready for a big fight. At the critical moment, the singer opened his voice.
"I'm holding a steamed bun in my hand..."
【puff! ! ! ! 】
[Hahahaha I am eating, do you want to be so naughty? ! 】
[Hahahaha, look at Brother Wu Da’s expression, he looks hopeless, hahaha! ! 】
I have to say that the singer is really good at variety shows. It is estimated that after this show ends, he will become popular.
Let’s look at the perspective of the movie king team.
The two of them led the storm around to observe the surrounding environment. Wei Mingyan stretched out his hand in the air with a thoughtful look. Three seconds later, with Song Qi's incomprehensible expression, he said seriously, "It will rain tonight."
Song Qi was really confused, "How did you tell?"
Why didn't she know that Wei Mingyan also had the function of measuring rain?
Wei Mingyan could tell that after the two of them spent the night huddled in a tent last night, Song Qi's attitude towards him had improved a lot, and her speech became more and more like when they were in love before.
The man was a little happy because of this discovery. He pointed to the dew on the tree nearby and said, "Look, water."
Pointing to the clear sky, he said, "At about eight o'clock tonight, it will rain on this small island. We need to prepare early."
Song Qi looked at the dew on the branches with confusion, and then looked at the sky, which didn't look like it was going to rain. She asked in a skeptical tone, "Can you tell whether it's going to rain or not by looking at the dew?"
The viewers who were watching the live broadcast also began to make their own guesses.
[I heard that experienced fishermen can judge when it will rain based on the air humidity. Do you think Brother Yan was judging when he stretched out his hand just now? 】
[Brother Yan still has this skill? So versatile! 】
[Don’t be too happy too soon, in case he guesses wrong]
Just as there were more and more barrages, the man on the screen curled his lips confidently and showed a handsome smile, "I checked the weather forecast before coming here."
Song Qi: "..."
audience:"……"
Wei Mingyan turned to Song Qi and smiled proudly, "Let's go, let's move!"
His expression was very complicated, and he seemed to want to express his reserve, but his expression also sent out a message: praise me quickly, praise me quickly!
Song Qi wanted to laugh when she saw the man like this, her expression became more and more relaxed, and she asked, somewhat dumbfounded, "Then why did you look like that just now?"
"Didn't I just finish filming the role of the National Master? He was like this when he prayed for rain."
As he spoke, Wei Mingyan stretched out his hand, twitched the air inexplicably, squinted his eyes slightly, and said in a calm voice, "Your Majesty, don't panic, it will rain tonight."
I have to say that the actor's acting skills are really good. Although he is wearing modern clothes and holding a knife in his hand, the aura of a national master still emerges. Song Qi couldn't help laughing and slapped him on the shoulder, "National Master, You are a drama queen.”
The man turned around, stretched out his hand and made a standard invitation, "Huang Sang, let's move!"
【233333 It’s as gentle as jade as promised! Who is this funny guy! 】
[Look at the crazy expression on the young lady’s face, hahahaha! 】
[I, I can’t do it anymore. I sprayed three times while watching this live broadcast during one meal. I can’t do it anymore. I can’t do it anymore.]
[Did everyone really not notice the problem with Brother Yan’s sentence just now? He said, didn’t I play the role of a national master? When did Brother Yan play the role of a national master? 】
[Newly shot, right? But his tone sounded like Miss Song Qi should know. Is it possible that the two of them knew each other? 】
[We are all in the same circle, so we must know each other, right? 】
Song Qi did know the role of the National Master played by Wei Mingyan. In order to figure out this role, the two of them had dialogue dialogues at home. At that time, the two were still in love, and their nicknames became the National Master Emperor.
I didn't expect that after breaking up, we could still call each other this way.
The Movie King team confirmed that it would rain at night and began to move. Wei Mingyan was carrying a big bag and holding their stone pot in his hand. The fire was not easy to hold, so he had to carefully select dry wood to carry with him.
Song Qi was carrying a relatively small bag and carrying a few bamboo poles in her hands. Stormy followed the two owners happily, holding a small package in her mouth and wagging her tail happily.
The Goddess of God team started hunting. There were pheasants on this small island, but if they really caught them, they would definitely starve to death, so the program team randomly put domestic chickens everywhere. Of course, the place is so big, if you want to eat You must catch the chicken yourself.
They were catching chickens right now. The singer was holding wood picked up on the road and lurking behind the tree, eager to catch the big rooster that was pecking at something on the ground.
This is already their tenth failure. If they fail again, the sun will set. Facing their tired teammates, the singer chooses to encourage them.
"When we catch this chicken, we will eat it! Let's make it clear that they may not even have chickens."
The little girl Yueyue wiped the sweat from her head, "But brother, they have dogs."
The singer said with certainty, "It's useless to have a dog! That dog is not a hunting dog. My family has a dog. His dog looks old and is definitely not of much use. And Qiqi is just a little one." Girl, if you ask her to cook in the kitchen, she's fine. She's obviously a germaphobe. She has to wash every apple three times and then peel it and catch the chicken? She must be in the Year of the Monkey!"
"Brother, I am a little girl too."
Song God: "... Yueyue, I'll come from this side, you from that side, behind your brother Wu, let's catch them together and make braised chicken, okay!"
The little girl clenched the stick in her hand and nodded firmly, "Okay!"
The singer, the martial arts brother, and the little girl Yueyue formed a triangle and began to outflank them.
Closer, closer, closer...
"Hey!" The sudden intrusion made the big cock frightened and ran away. Before they could react, a shadow flashed past, and a panicked cry sounded the next second. Then, the three of them With a confused look on his face, he watched the big yellow dog slowly walk out with the big cock that was still struggling with fluttering wings in its mouth.
Its steps were very graceful and its tail swayed calmly. When it passed by the trio, it didn't even glance at them. It looked straight at them, and it came to the man who emerged from the grass with nobility and coolness.
Under the stupid gazes of the three people, the legendary old, useless, and not a hunting dog lowered his head, placed the half-dead big cock at the man's feet, and wagged his tail happily. She yelled at the man heartily, "Woof!"
"Storm is awesome!" Wei Mingyan did not hesitate to praise, and gently stroked the old dog's head to praise him. As expected, the dog's tail wagged even more, and it happily rubbed against the man's slender hand.
"Brother, what a coincidence. Where are you catching chickens?"
Wei Mingyan picked up the chicken on the ground and handed it to Song Qi who was walking behind him. Seeing that she had taken it, he greeted the three of them with a smile.
"Ah, we're catching chickens..." As the captain, the singer was of course the first to come out to negotiate when faced with "provocation".
He will never let the opposing Best Actor team see their predicament if he loses even if he loses!
After looking at the three people who were looking quite haggard after just one night, the man suppressed his evil intentions and asked knowingly, "Where are the chickens you caught?"
The God of Song fell into deep thought, "Ah...at that, at..."
Did he say it was better to be at the base, or that it was better to put it up?
The little girl Yueyue saw that the captain was hesitant to explain, so she volunteered and answered in a clear voice, "It's in the hands of Sister Qiqi."
[Hahahahahahahaha I can’t do it anymore hahahahahaha, is this show deliberately not letting me eat? Hahahaha! 】
[Look at the expression on the singer’s face, it’s indescribable to be in love with one another, it’s simply hahaha]
[Soundtrack: Snowflakes fluttering and the north wind blows]
The singer had given up on showing off. He quickly glanced at the belongings of the two people opposite him and coughed, "Mingyan, Qiqi, did you sleep well last night?"
"It's good. The tent blocks the wind, the fire is lit, and we also ate fish. Brother, did you eat the grilled fish? The fish here tastes really good."
God of Singing: "...Eat, eat, it's delicious and fragrant!"
"Okay, brother, let's go first. By the way, I'll give you a free message. It's going to rain tonight. You should prepare early."
Seeing the two people with neat clothes and clean faces leaving, little girl Yueyue looked up at the captain in confusion: "Brother, when did we eat fish?"
Brother Wu Da also asked, "Should we also find a place to hide from the rain?"
The singer suffered huge physical and mental trauma, but he still covered his fragile heart. He looked up at the weather, narrowed his eyes, and realized that things were not simple.
"The crew of this program has never told the guests about the weather, and you see the sky is so clear and the sun is so bright, how could it possibly rain?"
"Obviously, I understand this kid. He is a thief. He must be deliberately confusing the public and trying to make us work in vain. Tsk, tsk, tsk, his scheming is unfathomable!"
Brother Wu Da scratched his head, "But I think Brother Yan is quite nice."
Yueyue agreed, with a look of distrust, "Brother, you said before that the storm was useless."
Unexpectedly, the two team members did not believe in his own judgment. The singer had to stabilize the rear first and said, "Believe me! There is absolutely no chance of rain tonight. This is a clear joke!"
"Trust me one last time, okay?"
"If it rains tonight! I'll sing "Little Man Waist" live!"
night
The trio sat under the banana leaves, with the patter of rain falling.
Yueyue was shielded from the rain by the two of them. She looked at the Goddess of Song who was enjoying the sound of rain hitting her face and looking out with a contemplative look on her face. Her fair and tender little face was full of curiosity.
"Brother, I've never heard of a small waist. Does it sound good?"
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