Chapter 86 Give me 16 yuan of ‘three yuan a dozen’ tofu
"We are passing through a congested section, and the estimated time to pass is 5 minutes."
"We are passing through a congested section, and the estimated time to pass is 35 minutes."
"We are passing through a congested section, and the estimated time to pass is 55 minutes."
The drivers who were stuck in the back and didn't know why were confused.
Is your traffic jam getting worse and worse?
No one knows why there is a traffic jam in front, everyone is just complaining.
In the front, the BMW is moving at a speed of 80 mph. It's not that Liu Lao Da can't drive fast, but he doesn't dare to drive fast.
Because Shi Ling loosened his hand that was clamped on the kitten!
How could you let go? Do you know what level of monster it is?
The reason why Shi Ling let go is very simple, that's because the kitten stopped struggling and it stopped making a fuss.
So Shi Ling let go.
But he didn't know that the moment he let go, the whole BMW exuded the most bizarre and terrifying aura. Countless tentacles drilled out from the gaps of the BMW, and the terrifying eyes at the end of the tentacles stared at the car behind, causing all the drivers to brake on the spot.
Because their intuition told them that they would die if they didn't brake!
"Hiss!"
"What kind of monster are the guards escorting? Why is it so terrifying?"
The people in the car felt terrified. They subconsciously stopped the car, and then watched the BMW go farther and farther away. They didn't dare to catch up.
I don't have the courage.
And Boss Liu was also frightened by the terrifying aura behind him, so that his hands were shaking, and the steering wheel was shaking, and the whole car was shaking.
"Boss Liu, have you been drinking? Now it is very strict to drive under the influence of alcohol. Don't drink and drive. Don't drive under the influence of alcohol. If not, I will drive."
Boss Liu: "."
If you drive, isn't that driving without a license? Isn't that more serious?
"No need, brother, just keep an eye on that strange cat. I will definitely take you to Bailu Village safely." However, just as Liu Lao Da finished speaking, one of the wheels of the BMW suddenly burst, and the car skidded violently, almost flying off the highway. Fortunately, Liu Lao Da had superb skills, and the car was not very fast, so he finally stabilized the car and stopped it on the side of the road. The two got out of the car and locked the kitten in the car. In an instant, the weird atmosphere became even worse. Liu Lao Da said, "It's okay, only one burst, I'll change the spare tire." Liu Lao Da took great pains to finally change the spare tire and continued on the road. This time on the road, there was no car in front or behind them. "I almost thought this road was built specifically for me." Liu Lao Da smacked his lips. He didn't expect that there was no car on such a busy highway today. Including the car on the road next to it. "It's so empty, so empty that it's a little scary."
Imagine that on a road without any vehicles, there is only one car driving, and you can't hear any car horns around you, but you can only hear the sound of your own car engine.
This feeling is very special, so special that it makes people feel scared and lonely.
The situation of Liu Lao Da is much better, because the horror of the strange cat has faded a lot, because Shi Ling has tied a collar for it.
It's just a piece of rag, but it was made into a collar by Shi Ling and then put on the neck of the kitten.
The kitten struggled frantically at first, but gave up after finding that it couldn't break free.
But this is only Shi Ling's perspective. From Liu Lao Da's perspective, he clearly saw a terrifying strange cat suddenly tied up by a demon-binding rope that can suppress all evil spirits. The demon-binding rope is golden and dazzling, and the spirit emanating from it makes people intoxicated.
I didn't expect that my brother actually has such a magic weapon!
However, it was just a strip of cloth torn off the clothes.
With the restriction of this strip of cloth, the kitten is much quieter.
Soon, Liu Lao Da drove the BMW off the highway. After getting off the highway, it was Cha Cha County. They had to go out of Cha Cha County and then go to Yuxi Town before they could go to Bailu Village along the mountain road.
The journey was long, so they had to fill their stomachs first, so after getting off the highway, they went straight to the snack street.
After the BMW left the highway, the highway immediately resumed traffic, and most people didn't know the reason for the traffic jam.
They only knew that the highway was not blocked, and it was time to run freely!
Two cars started to race like crazy, but they went too fast.
In the end, the two cars collided and the road was closed again.
The people who were still on the highway at this moment were suddenly desperate.
This car was blocked again!
And this had nothing to do with Shi Ling and the others. They had already left the highway and came to the snack street in Cha Cha County.
As soon as the BMW stopped, the originally lively snack street became quiet in an instant.
All the diners looked at the BMW in surprise, and countless snack owners stopped their work.
The BMW stopped in front of the "3 Yuan 10" tofu shop. The boss was a young man, and he was so scared that he dropped the tofu in his hand.
In his eyes, the BMW had completely turned into a monster. The two headlights turned into two big green eyes, and the four wheels extended countless tentacles, which were waving randomly, looking extremely terrifying.
The roof of the car was bulging, and black sharp thorns grew out. These black thorns continued to emit blue electric light, like Godzilla's back.
"Boss, give me 16 yuan of "3 Yuan 10" tofu." Shi Ling took out his mobile phone and prepared to scan the code.
Boss Liu drives, so he can't be too stingy when paying for gas and tolls.
However, after Shi Ling finished speaking, the boss immediately stopped fearing and fell into endless calculations.
Three pieces of ten tofu, how many pieces is sixteen pieces?
16 divided by 3 is 5.3333
5.3333 times 10 equals 53.3333.
Rounding off, that’s 53.
The boss immediately started bagging the tofu and then added special seasonings.
"Hello, this is the 16 yuan tofu you want."
Shi Ling was a little surprised. The boss's mental arithmetic speed was no less than his. His hands didn't shake at all when picking up the tofu.
What is professional? This is professional.
Shi Ling paid, took the tofu, and then asked Boss Liu: "Shall we have a meal before leaving?"
Boss Liu gave a bitter smile: "No, let's go ahead. I'm afraid no one is willing to let us into the store."
Just when they were buying tofu, all the customers in the snack bar were gone, and the bosses were closing the stalls as quickly as possible.
Shi Ling was also helpless.
Why are you so afraid of an ordinary kitten?
After getting in the car and starting the BMW, there was not a single car along the road. The whole road was as smooth as if it was built by Mr. Liu's family.
Boss Liu said: "It's okay, I'm used to it. People like us are the least treated by restaurant owners. When we go to eat, the restaurant owners give us money, just hoping that we won't eat at their house."
Shi Ling nodded silently. He could understand that others would be taboo about a restaurant where corpse collectors ate.
The BMW started to accelerate and then headed towards Yuxi Town.
Along the way, the kitten was very quiet.
Perhaps it already understood where the car was going.